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[–]RaymundoParlour 2 points3 points ago

This made me very uncomfortable. Well done.

[–]brody97 1 point2 points ago

I wouldn't touch him, he might have E. Coli.

[–]holdontothedream 4 points5 points ago

Lettuce pray for him...

[–]Icdedpipl -1 points0 points ago

I carrot see whether he is naked underneath all that.

[–]holdontothedream -1 points0 points ago

Maybe we should just leaf him alone?

[–]king_nik -1 points0 points ago

stop sprouting puns and leaf him alone, it's clearly been a big day

[–]MT_Flesch 0 points1 point ago

news is slower'n molasses out your way huh?

[–]Icdedpipl 0 points1 point ago

PETA doing a Cell cosplay?

[–]jonny_asian 0 points1 point ago

This isn't even my final form!

[–]turtlekitty30 -1 points0 points ago

Congratulations, this is definitely WTF-worthy.

[–]yesladdd[S] 0 points1 point ago

I actually found this as Joshua Milton Blahyi aka General Butt Naked was tagged in it.

[–]hot_ass_dolly 0 points1 point ago

Its hard starring in all those films for health class

[–]boldBev 0 points1 point ago

Repost

[–]SimilarImage 0 points1 point ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
4 months astrallady Veggie man here 69 697
1 month deejay_reich No great story starts with a salad, huh? /r/funny 185 1621
9 months deejay_reich "Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Lettuce." "Lettuce Who?" here 24 131

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[–]xGHOSTFACEx 0 points1 point ago

His weakness = Ranch Dressing

[–]KarmelCHAOS 0 points1 point ago

No Aqua Teen Hunger Force references in here? I'm ashamed.

"Oh, he's Vegetable Man."