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At Christmas Eve service with family: "As they stood in the pasture a great light shone from the heavens and the shepherds quaked in fear as they appeared..." The 6yo behind me: (cdn.memegenerator.net)
submitted 28 days ago by FSM1010
[–]zotc 20 points21 points22 points 28 days ago
Was it awkward high-fiving in church?
[–]FSM1010[S] 1 point2 points3 points 27 days ago
If only I was so bold!
My family invites the kids' family for dinner from time to time, if I'm visiting for one of those times I'll be sure to let him know he's internet famous.
[–]MrSyster 33 points34 points35 points 28 days ago
More plausible than the default assumption.
[–]FSM1010[S] 12 points13 points14 points 28 days ago
The answer is opium, right?
Happy holidays!
[–]Zuol 2 points3 points4 points 27 days ago
That was my first answer.
[–]MarinePrincePrime 5 points6 points7 points 28 days ago
It actually was aliens.
[–]DoNotResistHate 1 point2 points3 points 28 days ago
Truly how wonderful the mind of a child is. --Yoda
[–]scornucopia 2 points3 points4 points 28 days ago
Wonderful the mind of a child is, truly, mmm, yes...
[–]moriquendo 0 points1 point2 points 28 days ago
And how very easily it can be molded, formed, cultivated and ultimately turned to the Dark Side!
[–]Denathe 1 point2 points3 points 27 days ago
almost 500 upvotes and just 14 comments. This subreddit is turning to shit.
[–]xarball 3 points4 points5 points 27 days ago
There's a lot less to fight about when everything makes sense!
(Have an upvote!)
[–]TechieSidhe 0 points1 point2 points 27 days ago
This is why my sister won't let me near her pastor.
My lip would have been bleeding from biting it to stop the loud giggling.
[–]BlanQtheMC 0 points1 point2 points 27 days ago
lmao.
[–]nickriv 1 point2 points3 points 27 days ago
seriously, that is the laziest angel. Job is to announce the birth of a god's son to all of Earth and he says F-it, I'll just tell these shepherds and call it good.
[–]laserdr 1 point2 points3 points 27 days ago
My Middle step son has hair like him. He's an Atheist of course as am I. I want that Fucking Hair too! Good answer kid.
[–]OurSaviorChrist -17 points-16 points-15 points 28 days ago
Look at what the would has become. Satan tries to convert little children early on to achieve his goal. We must not allow him to continue by teaching everyone the truth that is The Lord. Satan may believe that he is winning but we must prove him wrong by showing him that we will not buck down no matter what. We know that The Lord is the only truth and that will not change in any circumstance.
[–]randyronco 7 points8 points9 points 28 days ago
And a Merry Christmas to you Mr. Scrooge!
[–]FSM1010[S] 2 points3 points4 points 28 days ago
It was the preacher's son actually, and I'm fairly sure he was only trying to be funny. As an atheist I thought the circumstances made it funnier than he could know, but happy holidays all the same!
[–]AnimeGeek441 1 point2 points3 points 28 days ago
Seriously. Did you honestly think you'd get anywhere posting religious rants on /r/atheism?
[–]unwholesome 0 points1 point2 points 28 days ago
Never buck down! Never surrender!
[–]Tao23 1 point2 points3 points 28 days ago
So, you know the work of evil by them converting little children early on to achieve their goals.
Oh. I see that in our society today: Sunday schools and private religious schools.
I don't really agree with you that they're all evil, but really, if they had any surety that their ideas had value as truth, they wouldn't be afraid to let them grow up before they choose. In fear, they must indoctrinate.
An interesting thought.
[–]scornucopia 1 point2 points3 points 28 days ago
What a pitiful person you are... you don't even have a consistent notion of what “true” and “false” mean. You are utterly confused in the most basic elements of what it means to be human and share that condition with your fellow man.
Merry Christmas, and a happy and proseperous New Year to you, sir. I hope that the future brings you happiness and enlightenment.
[–]kronik85 0 points1 point2 points 27 days ago
Or he's a troll.
[–]malevolentduality 0 points1 point2 points 27 days ago
A very consistent troll.
He wouldn't be a very good troll if he admitted otherwise.
[–]crazywhiteboy1 0 points1 point2 points 27 days ago
I may just try to cOnvert your mothers vagina if you don't leave.
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[–]zotc 20 points21 points22 points ago
[–]FSM1010[S] 1 point2 points3 points ago
[–]MrSyster 33 points34 points35 points ago
[–]FSM1010[S] 12 points13 points14 points ago
[–]Zuol 2 points3 points4 points ago
[–]MarinePrincePrime 5 points6 points7 points ago
[–]DoNotResistHate 1 point2 points3 points ago
[–]scornucopia 2 points3 points4 points ago
[–]moriquendo 0 points1 point2 points ago
[–]Denathe 1 point2 points3 points ago
[–]xarball 3 points4 points5 points ago
[–]TechieSidhe 0 points1 point2 points ago
[–]BlanQtheMC 0 points1 point2 points ago
[–]nickriv 1 point2 points3 points ago
[–]laserdr 1 point2 points3 points ago