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[–]WhiteAsCanBe 486 points487 points ago

Guys, this comment has to be the top comment.

[–]JustPlainSick 229 points230 points ago

Why is this not at the top!?!

[–]WhiteAsCanBe 170 points171 points ago

give it time, my child.

[–]JustPlainSick 138 points139 points ago

Can't believe you're being downvoted.

[–]vteckickedin 159 points160 points ago

When I first upvoted he was at -80

[–]WhiteAsCanBe 101 points102 points ago

It's true. You should have the second top comment for your continued support.

[–]imsittingdown 43 points44 points ago

Where's Shitty_novely_account when you need him?

[–]Chicken_McNigger 65 points66 points ago

LITERALLY JUST TAGGED U AS "GUY WHO ASKED WHERE'S SHITTY_NOVELY_ACCOUNT WHEN YOU NEED HIM?"

[–]SeannyOC 10 points11 points ago

dae

[–]TubbyFlounder 6 points7 points ago

All you have to do is say his name in three comments in a row and he will appear!

[–]imsittingdown 6 points7 points ago

omg its your cake day lol

[–]krma154 1 point2 points ago

WIL WHEATON

[–]krma154 1 point2 points ago

WIL WHEATON

[–]ifthens 25 points26 points ago

logged in just to say THIS^

Edit: Upvotes? Really?

[–]JustPlainSick 12 points13 points ago

Created an account to UPVOTE you!

[–]yuuray 1 point2 points ago

You! I like you!!!

[–]Infinity02 0 points1 point ago

You used to be cool Whitey :(

[–]fishyguy13 0 points1 point ago

Lool 69 UPBOATS!

[–]METH_OD_MAN 64 points65 points ago

Hijacking the top comment (sorry) to try and dispel the enormous amount of confusion about autism in this thread. I never realized how little people knew of the disorder, but as a brother to someone with moderate Autism and severe Williams Syndrome, a seven year volunteer at a summer camp for Autistic kids, and a respite care worker for the disabled, I feel like there's a few things I need to address. First off, the way they are speaking to Trevor is not degrading or looking down on him. There are many different ways Autism has impacted people, but for a lot of moderately to severely Autistic people on the spectrum can be generalized as adults that will never grow up. They are speaking to Trevor more like a child because 1.) They are trying to raise the excitement that "Santa" came to visit him and 2.) Because he probably responds positively to it. Many Autistic people don't pick up on social situations, so sometimes you have exaggerate your speech and mannerisms to relate to them. Second, a lot of people seem to think that he doesn't care that Santa is visiting him, and is more excited about the presents. Anyone who has spent time with someone Autistic knows that they have a hard time showing excitement and can collapse within theirselves in high tension social situations. I can't speak for Trevor, but if it were my brother (who is a year older, but has a childlike love of Christmas and still believes in Santa) he would react the exact same way. He would seem unenthusiastic, and we would have to get his attention to point out that Santa was there. However, that would be all he talked about for weeks. He would never, ever forget something like that. We've done surprises similar to this before, and while he didn't seem like he cared so much at the time, he would ask about it and talk about it all the time. "Santa will come back next year?" "Santa came to visit." "Santa comes in the winter time." etc. It makes a lasting positive effect, even though it doesn't seem like it at the time. A lot of of people seem to think its pointless to allow Trevor to believe in Santa even though he's an adult. It makes sense, because we stopped a long time ago. But again, most Autistic people are kids who will never grow up. My family's goal with my brother is to help him succeed and become as independent as possible. We want for him to have a job, house, and yes, be mature enough to no longer believe in Santa. But we're realistic as well. We know that he will probably always have to live with a family member, and be taken care of. I don't tell him Santa isn't real because it's not hurting anyone for him to believe. It makes him genuinely happy, the same way the church environment does. I'm an atheist who no longer believes in Santa, but my brother knows none of this. When I go to the volunteer camp, I speak nothing of Santa or Jesus not being real. Because it makes them happy. And I know it's hard to explain, and I'm not doing it much justice, but the burden of truth is for people who understand enough to no longer be innocent. These people are innocent, and blissful just like children. Anyway, I hope this helps. I know it may seem uncomfortable, but remember that people on the Autism spectrum or social morons. They don't react to situations the same way we do. So even though it may seem tense and uncomfortable, this really is a joyous video. I promise you that Trevor enjoyed this visit, and that the people of this video are showing him genuine kindness and not just exploiting him.

[–]deletecode 14 points15 points ago

Upvote for wall of text and many mentions of Autism.

[–]IAMBRITNEYSPEARS_AMA 25 points26 points ago

Le Tl;[D]R,

DAE?

[–]mattwilliams06 11 points12 points ago

As an expert, I can say you're an expert. DAE Autism?

[–]suuperdope69 8 points9 points ago

My dad had autism, down syndrome, fragile x syndrome, gilberts syndrome, and lou gehrigs disease, but I cured it when he gave birth to le me.

[–]fiction8 8 points9 points ago

You magnificent bastard. You must have a PhD in Atheism.

[–]suuperdope69 11 points12 points ago

I double minored in Sagan degrassism with a major in classy sirs

[–]dioxholster 3 points4 points ago

Upvote because everyone needs to see this.

[–]iyanden54 4 points5 points ago

faggot

[–]patkeenan 0 points1 point ago

I did not read this and neither did you.

[–]OriginalTrollPoster 0 points1 point ago

Ctrl + F: Ctrl + F

I can't believe no one has said this yet!

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points ago

420 BLAZE IT FAGGOT

[–]i_am_sad 16 points17 points ago

FAGGET*

FTFY

[–]Ep1cSpray 16 points17 points ago

OP

FTFY

[–]fiction8 3 points4 points ago

81x7 neff.

[–]yuuray 0 points1 point ago

(this)

[–]Professor_Pootis 3 points4 points ago

thes realy neads moar upvoats

[–]PantsFerret 0 points1 point ago

I'm going to post those pics of sharpies in my pooper here out of spite.

EDIT: Keepin it real yall

EDIT 2: NSFW

[–]boardin1 132 points133 points ago

Downvote for spitting. You will take it like the slut you are.

[–]cpenright 49 points50 points ago

She spit out upvotes. She needs MORE.

[–]DaAvalon 66 points67 points ago

sauce?

[–]Schmidty 87 points88 points ago

Ever look through your home movies?

[–]UnderstandingPrimus 38 points39 points ago

OH SHIT

[–]TheMu 45 points46 points ago

Directed by M. Night Shyutthefuckup

[–]Hairydad69 8 points9 points ago

For science lol

[–]DaAvalon 3 points4 points ago

Lol xDDXDFXD

[–]singlehandedly 38 points39 points ago

Awkward boner...

[–]ryantwopointo 28 points29 points ago

AMIRITE?!

[–]nilleftw 28 points29 points ago

HAHA the old reddit switcharoo!

[–]StankinDankin 15 points16 points ago

it goes so deep............................................................................

[–]Annie_Oh 3 points4 points ago

That's what she said.

[–]Sniperwolves 2 points3 points ago

I was here 25/12/12

[–]Amateur1234 27 points28 points ago

This is an amazing post. Please upvote my self comment (for which I receive no karma) for visibility. (Sorry if repost).

[–]Yodamanjaro 3 points4 points ago

COMMENT KARMA DOESN'T EXIST. PLEASE UPVOTE.

[–]ARoguePumpkin 33 points34 points ago

Literally a risky click!?!!!

[–]popnlochnessmonster 23 points24 points ago

Definitely a risque click.

[–]ARoguePumpkin 10 points11 points ago

LOL I SEE WAT U DID THERE XDDDD

[–]popnlochnessmonster 7 points8 points ago

I DONT WHAT DID I DO?

[–]fiction8 2 points3 points ago

Pants on the ground.

[–]callmedood 6 points7 points ago

Every time I see this damn repost I ask for sauce and every time fag op does not deliver.

[–]Quist11 21 points22 points ago

SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE

[–]Mechamonkee 50 points51 points ago

[–]callmedood 8 points9 points ago

You teasing sack of feces.

[–]dioxholster 6 points7 points ago

She is all like fuck where are the upvotes all I see here is semen

[–]ArtistEngineer 19 points20 points ago

☃☃☃☃☃☃

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

☃_☃

[–]fleetfoxfive 13 points14 points ago

where's my super suit?

[–]Cultiststeve 13 points14 points ago

YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO. I WILL UPVOTE (downvote) THIS POST IF I WANT TO

[–]fiction8 3 points4 points ago

I WILL LEAVE MY FRIENDS BEHIND

[–]vanel 4 points5 points ago

Video - Young And Anxious 01, Scene 4

Can't seem to find any information on the video or the star though.

[–]Satansgoat 5 points6 points ago

DAE fap

[–]dioxholster 2 points3 points ago

Why is Hermione doing porn?

[–]gorillahorse 4 points5 points ago

Le

[–]Zombiefun 6 points7 points ago

Upvote

[–]ihavepolio 6 points7 points ago

[10]/10 would bang

[–]anonyows 4 points5 points ago

What the fuck guys where's the NSFW tag?! I'm at work ffs and I got a boner. What will my boss say???

[–]naturalcauzes 0 points1 point ago

Fired employees to the left.

[–]StangeDaze 6 points7 points ago

Edit: Downboats really?

[–]social_drinker 1 point2 points ago

We call them submarines!

[–]nilleftw -2 points-1 points ago

I'M ON A BOAT

[–]MrChow669 -1 points0 points ago

No you aren't

[–]Ragezhard 0 points1 point ago

I've never seen a human ejaculating downvotes before... UPVOTE from me

[–]SmokinDynamite 2 points3 points ago

upvote for invincibility

[–]_phobic 2 points3 points ago

So downvote for invisibility? Because that would be an awesome superpower

[–]TubesBestNoob 2 points3 points ago

Upvote in her eye!

[–]dekonstruktr 2 points3 points ago

Oh yeah I am upvoting so hard right now

[–]upgoat_machine 2 points3 points ago

Right, because a crazy cult of Jews just strolled in and said "okay, we're usurping this now". Does this imbecile not realize that the pagan Roman Empire itself legitimized Christianity, adopted it as the official new religion, and only THEN ordered Christmas to replace the "old gods' holiday"?

Christians didn't usurp it from pagans, the Christians WERE the pagans.

[–]trampus1 4 points5 points ago

Oh yea, take all those warm, salty upvotes. There's more where that came from. Check your inbox for a SLIGHTLY BELOW AVERAGE surprise, cutie pie. ;)

[–]ReBjorn 0 points1 point ago

Couldn't help but jerk

[–]Meshay 2 points3 points ago

insert l e lenny fec

[–]Phoboshobo 1 point2 points ago

Las palestino faciles

[–]AlkalineThrone 2 points3 points ago

DOWNVOTE FOR INVISIBILITY. I FOUND HIS SUPERSUIT MICHELLE.

[–]Comrade_Colt 2 points3 points ago

Fucking lol

[–]iyanden54 1 point2 points ago

this comment made me want to beat off

[–]Jackal870 1 point2 points ago

This was the best Christmas present ever! Thank You Santa!

[–]chatsmarlin 1 point2 points ago

give source

[–]anonyows 1 point2 points ago

this would have been funny if i didn't see it on 9gag already ha!ha!ha!

[–]upgoat_machine 1 point2 points ago

Festivus, the holiday for the rest of us.

[–]weetbix-kid 1 point2 points ago

no fap

[–]nice_letch 0 points1 point ago

And the nominee for this year's best post goes to... (can we start that now? is it close enough to the end of the year yet?)

[–]Yukfinn 1 point2 points ago

Do you even jerk?

[–]upgoat_machine 0 points1 point ago

Was it awkward high-fiving in church?

[–]upgoat_machine 0 points1 point ago

Maybe he will get a perfectly treatable illness soon. After 50, shit starts falling apart.

[–]upgoat_machine 0 points1 point ago

This article is totally ignoring the fact that Horace Mann helped form the industrial model of education in the U.S. - funneling certain schools' students into the white collar workforce and leaving the rest for the factories. He believed certain schools (inner city and minority populated) should " [produce] factory workers who were docile, easily administered and likely to avoid strikes”

Schools in the U.S. have NEVER been equal. If you need more proof read Savage Inequalities by Jon Kozol

[–]R0mme1 0 points1 point ago

Good girl

[–]live52 1 point2 points ago

Bizarre. Are you suggesting the person in the video is a young man? Or maybe I'm just having one of those weird nights.

[–]upgoat_machine 0 points1 point ago

Half of you don't believe in flying spagetti monster SO SHUT YOUR STUPID FACE!! Haha