all 47 comments

[–]360_No-Scope_Upvote 90 points91 points ago

You have a strangely attractive sister.

[–]FridayNightSargin 41 points42 points ago

You mean extremely attractive.

[–]munny1997[S] 14 points15 points ago

Yee

[–]unwanted_puppy 12 points13 points ago

haw!

[–]Juxtzy 48 points49 points ago

Perhaps it's just me and the eggnog, but I vividly heard Colbert's voice with that gif

[–]HadManySons 18 points19 points ago

Two beers down here, can confirm that alcohol reveals Colbert's voice

[–]macaqu 12 points13 points ago

A couple of tokes here and I can confirm the revelation of Colbert's voice as well

[–]jjlegospidey 8 points9 points ago

Completely sober still heard his voice

[–]shillbert 7 points8 points ago

Schizophrenic here; heard the voice of Lucifer.

[–]Bradyhaha 1 point2 points ago

Nope...

[–]tavaryn 0 points1 point ago

Haven't had time to drink yet as I just woke up, still hear it clearly.

[–]coveredinstars 6 points7 points ago

Ah yes! Gimme all the babies! All the babies!!

I'll give them back when they start to cry or stink, k?

[–]caysha 0 points1 point ago

Can I help you? You can't snuggle all the cute babies at once right? Plus, I'll make the return of the smelly/screaming children a little faster.

[–]coveredinstars 1 point2 points ago

Yes of course! We just have to convince people to let us snuggle their tiny babies.

I'm in serious snuggle withdrawal too. My daughter is 2 and does not like to snuggle much. My son (who's 9 now) was so snuggly at that age and its so hard to not be able to enjoy it very often with my little one.

[–]Ragey_McRagerton 5 points6 points ago

Gif stopped loading mid-way, all I saw was the crushing hand part at the start. Gave this story a very different ending.

[–]Not-Stephen-Colbert 6 points7 points ago

Your sister is indeed quite attractive.

[–]PillPill 16 points17 points ago

Pics of newborn? Congrats!

[–]sirkablaam 8 points9 points ago

Gotta reap that karma, am I right?

[–]awwyisss 18 points19 points ago

If you have a daughter why is your username is munny1997? I'm just asking because I don't know many 15 year olds with kids.

[–]cabbage1897 72 points73 points ago

Having a year in your username does not require it to be the year of your birth. Thank you very much, sir.

[–]Shadedluck 54 points55 points ago

You're not fooling me, 115 year old person.

[–]awwyisss 29 points30 points ago

You mean 115 year old cabbage

[–]cabbage1897 31 points32 points ago

People say I'm wilted, but I like to think I've aged like wine.

[–]heybuddy12 3 points4 points ago

I am 12.

[–]TinyPenisChinaman 17 points18 points ago

No, you're 2000! DAMN IT

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[–]TinyPenisChinaman 6 points7 points ago

2012 - 12 = 2000 Thank you very much.

[–]cocohorse2007 2 points3 points ago

Mine has to do with when I got my first horse.

[–]commentninja 1 point2 points ago

You should be happy about this.

[–]Hydris 1 point2 points ago

I've seen too many.

[–]tapsauce 0 points1 point ago

From swaziland

[–]amuttapucka[!] 0 points1 point ago

Possibly the year she graduated, got married, or any other event in her life that has some meaning.

[–]nath2411 1 point2 points ago

she?

[–]amuttapucka[!] 0 points1 point ago

Fuck I read that wrong. My bad.

[–]daleks_made_me_do_it 4 points5 points ago

Audible lol. Ma looked at me like I was crazy... Thank you possible, 15 year old. Thank you.

[–]TabbyCaterpillar 5 points6 points ago

Thank you possible, too.

[–]daleks_made_me_do_it 0 points1 point ago

Damn grammar....

[–]ElSilencio 2 points3 points ago

Was it the daleks again? Are they the reason for poor grammar?

[–]daleks_made_me_do_it 0 points1 point ago

Always...

[–]Maggioman 4 points5 points ago

What is this sorcery? It only took two seconds to load on my phone.

[–]clive_leberman 2 points3 points ago

[–]thatSassygayfriend 1 point2 points ago

Congratulations! :)

[–]Rabunnyz 1 point2 points ago

Read title as unborn daughter. Don't know why it still made sense to me, or the method she used to look at your daughter. Still made me laugh.

[–]naivat10 1 point2 points ago

Are you my cousin? Yesterday, my cousin wanted to hold the baby all day at the funeral for my great grandpa.

[–]blackspottedleopard 0 points1 point ago

Congrats!:)

[–]rertolancer666 0 points1 point ago

She called the baby "it"?

[–]MurkinMerkin 0 points1 point ago

Uncle Rick, is that you?

[–]cudavlied 0 points1 point ago

When my eldest daughter was born - the first girl in her father's family for several generations - her grandmother grabbed her out of the cot so fast, I joked that it was like the hospital were giving away free gold bars!

Happy days.