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The concept of Santa (i.imgur.com)

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[–]James_Wolfe 20 points21 points ago

Dogbert: "I believe in Karma, which means I can do bad things to people and assume they deserved it"

[–]likwitsnake 51 points52 points ago

And when they find out Santa isn't real...then the daddy issues begin.

[–]vitey15 13 points14 points ago

That does seem to be about the right time for that type of thing to start

[–]yamalveslar 5 points6 points ago

They go hand in hand

[–]ZeeHypnotist 34 points35 points ago

That user image...

[–]kepleronlyknows 23 points24 points ago

The fuck is on her lip?

[–]sirkablaam 51 points52 points ago

Poop

[–]jeebuschristo 4 points5 points ago

What's all that... chocolate on your face?! Mothafucka?!?!

[–]Sloppy1sts 7 points8 points ago

"Chocolate? This is doo doo, baby!"

[–]Tarman83 8 points9 points ago

Herpes.

[–]Qwertstormer 9 points10 points ago

Requesting rule34

[–]Karl_Marx_ 2 points3 points ago

Is that actually her? That person is entirely ugly.

[–]mammals 1 point2 points ago

It's a random dude that lives in Richmond, Virginia. It's not actually a woman. Entirely fictional.

[–]RobbyLee 1 point2 points ago

Is it just me or does she look a bit retarded?

[–]Shockwaves35 0 points1 point ago

Literally makes me want to throw up.

[–]SameGuy37 -1 points0 points ago

lol

[–]Oliivi 20 points21 points ago

Like they say, coal on 1 day is worth 364 days of fun

[–]MYDOGSTELLA 8 points9 points ago

And you can have a boat load of fun with coal too

[–]JakeTheHawk 0 points1 point ago

I hate that band

[–]OldGrandet 19 points20 points ago

No, Christmas sucks because it's just like any other day at the office. I do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets the credit.

[–]Nebulaoblivion 5 points6 points ago

So why celebrate it?

[–]Kakoose 3 points4 points ago

hmm..

[–]pwill49 1 point2 points ago

I just heard that joke on the radio

[–]WollfSK 192 points193 points ago

I wish this fucking twitter account would stop existing.

[–]LOWERCASEcaps 46 points47 points ago

She's posting her own tweets on here. Check out that "delete" option. Double karma.

[–]Ferrugem 22 points23 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/CiQhP.gif

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[–]Supposed 18 points19 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/UAZQj.gif

[–]NotLurking101 8 points9 points ago

shhh

[–]newtothelyte 4 points5 points ago

Grumpycat.jpg

[–]shutupjoey 5 points6 points ago

I thought it was funny. Go ahead, judge.

[–]i_like_gooby 2 points3 points ago

Nah, it's that fucking Fill Werrel. I constantly get my texts and Facebook spammed with his crap.

[–]AnonTheTerrible 0 points1 point ago

Is she autistic or something?

[–]SubtleMockery 0 points1 point ago

Why?

[–]Tarman83 -2 points-1 points ago

I just wish she had her own subreddit already.

[–]Shockwaves35 -5 points-4 points ago

I have never hated somebody more.

[–]TheBlueButton 9 points10 points ago

Jesus christ why??

[–]TheNewOP[!] 13 points14 points ago

He died for our sins, why would you ask him why he did that?

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[–]Splatypus 5 points6 points ago

Sounds like a lowlight to me.

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[–]bawalo 10 points11 points ago

The concept of santa bringing gifts to nice kids is the single most powerful parental tool. Use it wisely.

[–]Tarman83 2 points3 points ago

It really only works 1 day of the year, xmas eve.

[–]CigarBoB 2 points3 points ago

Now if we only had something just like that for adults. What a perfect world it would be.

[–]zookatron 9 points10 points ago

Yeah, we've got that, it's called religion. Doesn't always work so well.

[–]mxmr47 4 points5 points ago

Neither sarcasm.

[–]I_am_not_a_black_guy -2 points-1 points ago

Bravery Level: So

[–]Moikle 35 points36 points ago

can we stop giving this stupid twitter account publicity?

[–]debaser5344 14 points15 points ago

I don't get it, what's the problem?

[–]Stylux 6 points7 points ago

People are morons. The user originally had a very funny blog that pissed a ton of people off who couldn't understand that it was a joke. As time went on (years) some people figured it out and the posts died off.

I'm assuming this Twitter is either (a) a ripoff of that blog or (b) the same person.

Either way, this shit is funny and people need to stop crying.

[–]MarlonBain 2 points3 points ago

I'm pretty sure it's the same dude.

[–]CrAppyF33ling 12 points13 points ago

First time I've seen it, care to give some back story?

[–]Moikle 6 points7 points ago

That is her Reddit account, she is posting screenshots of her own twitter account

[–]Tarman83 -4 points-3 points ago

The back story is that screenshots of her(or his) posts are posted at least once a week. They're clever, and obviously a lot of people like them, but again, posted at least once a week.

[–]coolhandflukes 8 points9 points ago

Why is the scenario you just described an issue?

[–]AuRinBei 7 points8 points ago

New content a whole one time a week from the same source! Unacceptable!

Seriously, I don't know why people actually have standards for /r/funny. Frankly, if they bother to change the title of the content they're stealing, I consider it a win.

[–]osfryd 1 point2 points ago

Oh god. Don't tell anyone about r/TIL and Wikipedia

[–]Tarman83 -1 points0 points ago

Because if people want to read her tweets, they'll follow her. It's the same reason why people get annoyed with the overabundant NdGT tweets. Except it appears a lot of people don't like the humor.

People like diversity. Again, if they're a fan, they'll follow her.

[–]Shockwaves35 5 points6 points ago

For the love of god, please

[–]ThisIsDK 2 points3 points ago

She's posting her own tweets on Reddit. There's a 'delete' option on the tweet.

[–]ballstriketotal 2 points3 points ago

My parents never considered that I would spend 3 weeks planning to take down santa and steal all the toys. They were met with a north vietnam style booby trap late in the Christmas eve night. I then found out that santa was in fact not real. With that the dam finally broke with all the magical creatures: easter bunny, tooth fairy, ect.

[–]celesteyay 8 points9 points ago

Something tells me you were just hiding behind the tree with a plastic "weapon"

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

travesty

[–]rhymesometimes 1 point2 points ago

You... you... you monster!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

/r/screenshots

[–]ser710 2 points3 points ago

Fuck this bitch and her stupid looking eyes.

[–]cherish_it 0 points1 point ago

Then there's the crappy kids who still get awesome presents cause of crappy parents. i mean Santa

[–]megamoze 1 point2 points ago

My wife wants all of the big gifts for our daughter to be from Santa, which means Santa gets all the credit.

The trade off is that we get to use Santa as a behavioral tool. Kind of like churches do with Jesus.

[–]lavaslippers 0 points1 point ago

So it really was my mother's fault?

[–]ceviche89 0 points1 point ago

And when they grow out of it they'll hate you and call you a selfish liar.

[–]Sapphire--Blue 0 points1 point ago

And when someone leaves twitter open on their computer and their kids come along...

[–]springfieldcolors 0 points1 point ago

If only you had/loved your kids you would be little positive about life and their happiness.

[–]MitchConor -1 points0 points ago

Its same with God.

[–]ste3ve1 0 points1 point ago

Your telling me hes not real. D:

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[–]yamalveslar 2 points3 points ago

The fact that you typed just two facts is indeed a fact in itself but also a lie at the same time so it isn't a fact. Never mind then.

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[–]yamalveslar -1 points0 points ago

Thanks now I can educate everyone tonight at dinner about all the facts that I learned from 40yapar on the internet. On a sidenote I think yapar sounds kind of from the same origin as yamal.

[–]runsoutofspace 1 point2 points ago

Why doesn't he deliver gifts to Turkey? (Other than the fact that present-delivering Santa isn't real and the original St. Nick is dead)

[–]protein_shake -1 points0 points ago

But when the presents are great, Jocelyn wants all the fuckin credit.

[–]bmatyeah 1 point2 points ago

Id take all the credit, that's the thing I hate the most. Some imaginary dude gets the credit for my presents.

[–]runtheplacered 0 points1 point ago

That's ok. Parental credit doesn't cash in for anything useful anyway. Just enjoy seeing your kids light up with happiness.

[–]CEE92 -1 points0 points ago

yea right