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Let me ruin Christmas for you (i.imgur.com)

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[–]rockytheboxer 142 points143 points ago

Boxes don't smoke pipes, this picture is absurd.

[–]What-a-waste 35 points36 points ago

They do however drink lots of coco.

[–]RansomHostage 40 points41 points ago

Cocoa*.

[–]Jesus_Waffle 26 points27 points ago

No. Coco was correct. They drink large amounts of Conan O'Bryan.

[–]Thunder_Powny 24 points25 points ago

O'Brien*

[–]joeromag 11 points12 points ago

No, O'Bryan is correct. He was talking about This Guy, he just forgot O'Bryan was his first name, not Conan.

[–]Thunder_Powny 2 points3 points ago

I consent to your victory

[–]fappton 0 points1 point ago

They put monkeys in blenders and drink them.

[–]TheDCHeck 0 points1 point ago

I wouldn't want any monkey blended drink made by "fappton", who knows what you'd sneak in there...

[–]nickcantwaite 1 point2 points ago

Hope there's a fire extinguisher inside, because that's a fucking fire hazard. Really??!? With the little ones around?!!? Get a clue.

[–]heracleides 0 points1 point ago

In Russia they do. They also open you while doing it.

[–]AllYourBase3 37 points38 points ago

How does this ruin Christmas?

[–]beastgamer9136 43 points44 points ago

I know right? It kind of turns me on.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

Hear, hear.

[–]dragon_of_hell33 6 points7 points ago

It makes my christmas, it makes it reeeaall hard.

[–]VoteLobster 4 points5 points ago

>Implying Christmas is a penis

[–]CaveExplorer 12 points13 points ago

OH WOW CHRISTMAS RUINED WHAT WILL I DO NOW

[–]Good_Guy_Graig 11 points12 points ago

Hanukkah. Go Jewish.

[–]BeenWildin 5 points6 points ago

Too late, I'm doing Kwanzaa

[–]Ryguy0110 9 points10 points ago

or...you can just google rob sheridan http://rob-sheridan.com/

[–]nuno9 17 points18 points ago

If there are human feet in stead of socks than its a good thing they did not change the balls in the tree.

[–]___on___on___ 27 points28 points ago

let me ruin ice cream for you

[–]rcrd 10 points11 points ago

... and pillow fights.

[–]silentkiller553 6 points7 points ago

Here I'll help you http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rx4jEIZyTZU&sns=em

Sent from my iPhone

[–]anangrybanana 7 points8 points ago

ICE CREAM IS A FEELING!

[–]Bacon_Waffles 3 points4 points ago

<_>

[–]silentkiller553 0 points1 point ago

You get an up vote just for your username

[–]Cannibal_Moshpit 2 points3 points ago

I was thinking more like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFT4OgFxfes&feature=youtube_gdata_player But yours is good too.

[–]___on___on___ 1 point2 points ago

ahhh wtf so creepy.

[–]AUS_1706_bPd 0 points1 point ago

I love ice-cream, so this was a risky click for me.

[–]JuneFreakinCleaver 66 points67 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
It's that time of year again. 2coms 3pts 23dys funny
It's almost the Christmas season! 1com 6pts 26dys WTF
Meanwhile, in a parallel universe... 204coms 1004pts 1yr WTF
Happy Holidays! 6coms 5pts 7dys WTF
In another universe... 3coms 12pts 8mos WTF
Happy Holidays To All! 2coms 2pts 16dys WTF
Christmas from a different point of view 29coms 234pts 1yr WTF
It's fucking Christmas so open your people and enjoy the day 4coms 10pts 1yr reddit.com
Christmas in an alternate universe... 2coms 6pts 6dys funny
Wouldn't you be scared of getting murdered every year if Christmas was like this? 2coms 0pts 1mo WTF
In Soviet Russia, presents open you 2coms -2pts 1mo WTF
Presents! 3coms -3pts 16dys WTF
Reverse christmas 11coms 165pts 6mos WTF
It's that time of year again. 3coms 9pts 10dys WTF
It's that time of year again. 2coms 2pts 11dys funny
apocalypse? 1com -2pts 4dys funny
In a parallel universe 2coms -5pts 13dys WTF

source: karmadecay

[–]Shniggles 8 points9 points ago

The amounts of time this was reposted ruined Christmas for me.

[–]AMV_Ph34r 8 points9 points ago

I'm okay with it because it only really took off once.

Also who the fuck titles this picture "apocalypse?"

[–]JuneFreakinCleaver -1 points0 points ago

Pretty much exactly the same thing I was thinking.

[–]johnwaynelumberjack 22 points23 points ago

it's not new :(

[–]jyz002 25 points26 points ago

Welcome to r/funny

[–]ne0codex 6 points7 points ago

it's not new :(

Neither is your comment bitching about reposts..

[–]lifeatwar -1 points0 points ago

I posted this last Christmas... Fwp

[–]granitman2 -1 points0 points ago

I was thinking the same thing......

[–]TheMisterBP 2 points3 points ago

repost

[–]VoteLobster -3 points-2 points ago

this

[–]TeegLy 1 point2 points ago

But at least it wasn't posted to r/wtf where so many similarly midly distasteful links end up, kudos to that OP

[–]xX-Xx 3 points4 points ago

I'll admit I did find this quite hard to masturbate to, but it hardly ruined it for me.

[–]thederpy0ne 4 points5 points ago

Really? The mother box is way hot, one of the easiest faps all year

[–]Acetyl-CoA 2 points3 points ago

www.rob-sheridan.com

[–]MAD623 2 points3 points ago

SOURCE: Rob Sheridan

His thoughts about his content on Reddit: https://twitter.com/rob_sheridan/status/281587028099997696
Date: 20 December 2012

[–]Notum 2 points3 points ago

It'll take a whole hell of a lot more than that to ruin Christmas for me.

Admirable attempt though.

[–]pike1868 1 point2 points ago

...and this is why I should start reading the title BEFORE opening the link...

[–]pike1868 1 point2 points ago

Objective: Spoiler Alert.

Result: Failed.

[–]gooddrunky 0 points1 point ago

Next week's objective: your vs. you're

[–]Ghettolion 1 point2 points ago

This does not ruin christmas for me, watching those boxes open up there gifts make me want to do the same...

[–]rdmf 0 points1 point ago

My brother has this picture as his screen saver

[–]Unoriginal_Mark_2 0 points1 point ago

What a delightful repost.

[–]MoreSteakLessFanta 2 points3 points ago

Hilarious!

[–]cameroncumland -1 points0 points ago

http://i.minus.com/ib0O3TXSIS2njJ.gif

[–]AmbienCR 1 point2 points ago

I ran away from the packages under the tree just now. Creepy...

[–]GhostHandz 0 points1 point ago

Ha! I had this as a wall paper on my office computer the last two Christmases. Always put me in the spirit.

[–]guy_following_you 0 points1 point ago

No wonder I hate gifts.

[–]GIVEMEYOURKITTY 1 point2 points ago

Sir, you have now made my Christmas

[–]amberino1 -1 points0 points ago

The stockings are my favorite part.

[–]SeamusD -1 points0 points ago

I really wanted to say "In Soviet Russia...." but then I checked and it was said already. A joke everyone knows already but it's one of those things. :(

[–]ImperialScoutTrooper -1 points0 points ago

Meanwhile in an alternate universe.

[–]GoBanjo[!] -1 points0 points ago

Is it just me or should this have been a garbage pale kids card?

[–]dude_lol -1 points0 points ago

Punch the keys for god's sake!

[–]kungfupanda99 -1 points0 points ago

what the fuck is wrong with the internet

[–]Under_The_Stairs 0 points1 point ago

This made my Christmas better! Next time give it your A game.

[–]pnwgirl 0 points1 point ago

Creepy.

[–]M_Toro 0 points1 point ago

How the fuck is this funny? R/funny is really goin downhill...

[–]GStud 0 points1 point ago

I always wonder who makes the images.

[–]DaveyChronic 0 points1 point ago

Who the fuck opens their christmas children at night. Stupid picture.

[–]Xbett 0 points1 point ago

"I'm a present, I approve this message."

[–]mirrislegend 0 points1 point ago

This ruined nothing! This made my fuckin day!

[–]LABIA_LISP 0 points1 point ago

il parallel universe land, your pussy has a speech impediment.

[–]iamnotstephanie 0 points1 point ago

I don't know if I should upvote that or downvote it.

[–]My1stUsrnameWasTaken -1 points0 points ago

DAMNIT! I didn't want a repost for Christmas this year!

[–]Mothe_Bear 0 points1 point ago

The best part is definitely the feet stockings above the fire place.

[–]Xwire1337 0 points1 point ago

1080p of this picture?

[–]Mc_Gibblets 1 point2 points ago

http://rob-sheridan.com/wallpaper/

[–]T_0_R_0 0 points1 point ago

Reposts undoubtedly ruin my Christmas

[–]silent_p 0 points1 point ago

And let me save Christmas for you.

[–]urinsan3 0 points1 point ago

The severed foot stockings did it for me.

[–]alicianicole07 0 points1 point ago

I've only seen this 700 times since November.

[–]The_DudeAbides -1 points0 points ago

This would be better suited for WTF I believe.

[–]sierra102 0 points1 point ago

Christmas in Rand Mcnally

[–]Bacon_Bits22 -1 points0 points ago

Repost

[–]TheNewOP[!] 0 points1 point ago

What the actual fuck.

[–]BlaineCraner 0 points1 point ago

Seen it. Meh.

I think the Warrior Christmas comic was worse.

[–]Shmarlolz 0 points1 point ago

This made me light-headed.

[–]Royal_21 1 point2 points ago

This picture was created by Rob Sheridan. His photos and artwork often get posted on here without credit. Your welcome.

[–]Mc_Gibblets 1 point2 points ago

You're welcome.

FTFY

[–]HeathBarrett 0 points1 point ago

My 7-year-old sister came over to the computer well I was looking at this. I will never forget the poor girls face before she ran away to tell on me...

[–]neddit12 0 points1 point ago

And somewhere in an alternate universe, some present is looking on the Internet and clicking on a link that says 'let me ruin Boxmas for you' and there's a picture of our world on Christmas morning.

[–]LemonTones 0 points1 point ago

Yep, that did it.

[–]Dubindie 0 points1 point ago

Mom box = Renee Zellweger.

[–]TheAsianTroll 0 points1 point ago

This made me think "wtf." So you should post it to r/WTF

[–]BIC3PS 0 points1 point ago

Job well done.

[–]swag_4_gays 0 points1 point ago

Well, you didn't lie.

[–]JewSl0TH 0 points1 point ago

Im afraid to open my presents now, cuz I feel bad.....

[–]Veothrosh 0 points1 point ago

There are 22 other posts of this from the exact same link

http://karmadecay.com/i.imgur.com/DnsVf.png

[–]beachboy1b 0 points1 point ago

I thoroughly enjoyed this

[–]python643 0 points1 point ago

I'd like to see that moms box if you know what i mean.

[–]R41N80WD45H 0 points1 point ago

this belongs in r/wtf

[–]tacoman2232 0 points1 point ago

I have seen this picture so many times its killing me

[–]blackspottedleopard 0 points1 point ago

Is it bad that I had trouble containing my laughter...

[–]Slybunny 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one who thinks that this is a kinda sweet, cute, family gathering? ...

[–]ethanloh 3 points4 points ago

THIS IS FUCKED UP SHIT

[–]EvolvedEvil -2 points-1 points ago

Welcome to the internet. May I direct you to /r/spacedicks? Or maybe you would like to go visit 4chan.

[–]akakaze 0 points1 point ago

Sit, sit, can I get you a cat? Adolf Hitler? Some pornography, perhaps?

[–]GigaLandShark 1 point2 points ago

No. just no.

[–]albatross49 -1 points0 points ago

saw this on /b/

[–]canuck_rob 2 points3 points ago

I saw this when Rob Sheridan first posted it on his site.

/hipster

[–]kuhlguymccabe 1 point2 points ago

This reminds me of something Tim burton would make a movie of

[–]blackman002 0 points1 point ago

/r/wtf

[–]xxRickTrollxx -1 points0 points ago

RE-POST.

[–]UDP_Packet 0 points1 point ago

without looking up, guess which subreddit this belongs to:
1) r/funny
2) r/wtf
3) r/pics
4) r/gonewild

[–]shvin17 4 points5 points ago

Gonewild, final answer. You can tell because they look really shy.

[–]Ookie_Cookie 0 points1 point ago

poor pink box doesn't know she has black parents...

[–]cccpmachacker -1 points0 points ago

Its beginning to feel alot like Christmas....

[–]luap67 -1 points0 points ago

Only in soviet russia.

[–]ajh1717 -1 points0 points ago

You can't ruin Christmas for me, only the ASPCA can. Oh, and St. Judes children's hospital.

[–]ryanmohr 0 points1 point ago

That's fucked up...

[–]iTimmeh -1 points0 points ago

Why aren't they living in a tree with a decorated house inside of the tree? If you're going to reverse on thing, reverse it all. Tree should also be on fire and they should have a designated place never on fire.

[–]bjscott -1 points0 points ago

That's umm... That's pretty fucked up.

[–]RalphWasntHere -2 points-1 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Let me ruin Christmas for you 82coms 1151pts 6hrs funny
Meanwhile, in a parallel universe... 1com -4pts 1hr WTF
Christmas Fun! 4coms 3pts 3hrs WTF
I don't even know... 3coms -3pts 2hrs WTF
It's that time of year again. 2coms 3pts 24dys funny
It's almost the Christmas season! 1com 6pts 27dys WTF
Meanwhile, in a parallel universe... 204coms 1004pts 1yr WTF
Happy Holidays! 6coms 5pts 7dys WTF
In another universe... 3coms 12pts 8mos WTF
Happy Holidays To All! 2coms 2pts 17dys WTF
Christmas from a different point of view 29coms 234pts 1yr WTF
It's fucking Christmas so open your people and enjoy the day 4coms 10pts 1yr reddit.com
Christmas in an alternate universe... 2coms 6pts 6dys funny
Wouldn't you be scared of getting murdered every year if Christmas was like this? 2coms 0pts 1mo WTF
In Soviet Russia, presents open you 2coms -2pts 1mo WTF
Presents! 3coms -3pts 16dys WTF
Reverse christmas 11coms 165pts 6mos WTF
It's that time of year again. 3coms 9pts 10dys WTF
It's that time of year again. 2coms 2pts 11dys funny
apocalypse? 1com -2pts 4dys funny
In a parallel universe 2coms -5pts 13dys WTF

source: karmadecay

We've gotten used to it.

[–]PH88 -3 points-2 points ago

Xmas by M. Night Shyamalan, with a 'twist'

[–]thehappymallard -2 points-1 points ago

In soviet Russia present opens you

[–]recordatus -3 points-2 points ago

r/wtf or r/imgoingtohellforthis would be a better subreddit for this.

[–]silentkiller553 0 points1 point ago

That firetruck used to be yellow......