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[–]weenerhole 36 points37 points ago

Damn it, I can't remember her name. I'm not sure if she herself is Norwegian, but I saw her in a Norwegian paper. She likes to joke around with the fact that she's fat or something. In her picture in the paper she had cheeseburgers under her armpits.

[–]hanumanCT 44 points45 points ago

Her name is Broomhilda.

[–]anotherothername 14 points15 points ago

Boobhelda

[–]s-mcl 13 points14 points ago

Boobholdah

[–]kemut 26 points27 points ago

Her name is Iiu Susiraja and she's Finnish.

[–]rewere3 23 points24 points ago

I finished.

[–]Tokyomoose 0 points1 point ago

Why am I not suprised..?

[–]speque 0 points1 point ago

This is correct.

[–]Penkinvaltaaja 7 points8 points ago

I thought she was Finnish, I saw this and rest of her pictures in an art museum I visited. Can't remember her name either tough.

[–]weenerhole 0 points1 point ago

Could be.

[–]implore_forgiveness 25 points26 points ago

She didn't pass the pencil test.

[–]philmcdonald 9 points10 points ago

Nor did she pass the broom test.

[–]justinbeefer 2 points3 points ago

That really gives new definition to sweeping it under the doug...

[–]DiarrheaGuzzler 2 points3 points ago

Dylan, son of a bitch! What's the matter, CIA got you holding too many broomsticks up with your tit folds?

[–]samuraimonster 1 point2 points ago

She says the jungle... it came alive and put a broom under her boobs.

[–]TheWalkingDev 2 points3 points ago

TIL what a pencil test was. AMA..

[–]MaxFrenzy 1 point2 points ago

For those who don't want to look it up:

The Pencil Test is a test to determine if a woman needs a bra or not. If the woman can hold a pencil under her Breast without dropping it, then they fail the test and therefore need a bra.

Ex: Drew Barrymore should of tried the Pencil Test before the 2006 Grammy Awards. She would of failed it, and then she would of known that she should've worn one.

[–]Do_It_For_The_Lasers 0 points1 point ago

Fucking 10/10

[–]PhotonicDoctor 1 point2 points ago

Damn it. Beat me to it. Its a broom test and she failed that too.

[–]fnork 26 points27 points ago

It doesn't.

[–]drfeelgood15 47 points48 points ago

you thought wrong

[–]Praise_Jewish_Allah 5 points6 points ago

Omg fat people get old too. WTF would love this!

[–]Eloc21 7 points8 points ago

That's the most ergonomic way for a witch to fly.

[–]Wisps 15 points16 points ago

You thought wrong. Go sit in the corner.

[–]MYDOGSTELLA 17 points18 points ago

The legs. They are not right

[–]Mosz 12 points13 points ago

seems one is more forward than the other, thats all

[–]NineteenthJester 2 points3 points ago

It's also probably turned too.

[–]Raeik -4 points-3 points ago

If you found that only the legs are not right, you have problems my dear.

[–]radioxid 4 points5 points ago

Where the hell is my broom?

[–]HerderOfNerfs 4 points5 points ago

Definitely fails the pencil test.

[–]brangaene 1 point2 points ago

Big boobs, the later years. or: gravity sucks.

[–]TimeTravelMishap 6 points7 points ago

The special needs class in Hogwarts was never really discussed in the books.

[–]Spartan12421 2 points3 points ago

That is also where I store my cleaning utilities.

[–]BEEfStU_140 1 point2 points ago

sry but this is such an op

[–]everythingelse92 2 points3 points ago

Took me a minute to realize that you meant the PICTURE belonged on reddit and weren't talking about the broom.

[–]armauld 0 points1 point ago

It's getting pretty dusty around here.

[–]lollerskates_ 1 point2 points ago

I don't see this and think "WTF" - I quite enjoy the picture actually. She clearly has a sense humor

[–]kilyia 1 point2 points ago

She failed the pencil test.

[–]SimilarImage 4 points5 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
8 months moonclash Scrolling through my news feed when suddenly... here 50 334
10 months zbowman The broom isn't working here 20 195
1 year theybuildbuildings Well, you may as well use them for something here 17 102

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[–]Trent1373 0 points1 point ago

It's almost like having four hands.

[–]TheNewFauxOutrage 0 points1 point ago

Wizard of Oz remake?

[–]pjpat 0 points1 point ago

finally it comes in bundle

[–]RugbyHuntress 0 points1 point ago

Poor gal probovly can't find the broom :(

[–]EdgHG 1 point2 points ago

Helga wasn't very good at housework.

[–]Art_Class 1 point2 points ago

Housekeeping.

[–]Mungo_Clump 1 point2 points ago

God damn it Grizwalda... that's another 10 points off Gryffindor.

[–]ScaryPotato 0 points1 point ago

Up until now, I've only ever seen Louis Anderson in a suit and tie. This new look is working for him.

[–]citrus2644 1 point2 points ago

wicked tits of the west

[–]thericebucket 0 points1 point ago

she failed the broom test... for people with advanced cases of flapjacks

[–]Lucid_steve 0 points1 point ago

witch, burn her. burn her

[–]whwhwhw 0 points1 point ago

I thought she had a big censor bar over the bottom half of her body and was wondering what was under there. Nope, just big black skirt. Can't lie, still wondering what's under there.

[–]armauld 0 points1 point ago

Your mom.

[–]holysocks 0 points1 point ago

stop being mean to your mom

[–]Harpo_Marx 0 points1 point ago

Damnit Broomhilda, quit playing around!!

[–]hmongkahuna -1 points0 points ago

Given all the "meanwhile in Russia" posts here let's just say she's Russian...

[–]mariofan426 0 points1 point ago

this just made my day

[–]_Benj_ 0 points1 point ago

"I am not a model, camera just went on while I was cleaning the house"

[–]rahaws 0 points1 point ago

Silly witch, that's not how you ride a broom. Happy yule!

[–]STIIP 0 points1 point ago

I think ive seen this pic before somewhere

[–]Zazierx 0 points1 point ago

Welp.

[–]medusae 1 point2 points ago

Seems like she's got a handle on things, nothing to see here.

[–]anoano 0 points1 point ago

she fat

[–]AnN13 0 points1 point ago

Damn, that actually looks pretty convient for storage...I mean, you could carry stuff completely hands-free.

[–]armauld 2 points3 points ago

I once worked in a drive-thru and a huge woman cane through. Not just fat but big.

Her rolls of stomach fat pushed her boobs up until they were horizontal and snuggled between her breasts was a tiny chihuahua. It looked like the coziest dog nest imaginable.

[–]catbatmanshe 0 points1 point ago

She is mad because she can't find her broom.

[–]MAGICHUSTLE 1 point2 points ago

Big bag saggin, roll 'em out milk wagon, like Sisqo I'll unleash her teacher her how to train my dragon.

[–]Desopilar 0 points1 point ago

I could do that too. Although I don't have the belly for it.

[–]FishingForCod 0 points1 point ago

BURN THE WITCH!

[–]CatsHateMe 0 points1 point ago

This pic is in my high school book...

[–]ToxicKrusader 0 points1 point ago

This is stupid. Post in R/stupid... Or R/I'm14andthisisWTF...

[–]Macabre68 0 points1 point ago

Witch tits.

[–]9001 0 points1 point ago

That's not really WTF. It's just... yuck.

[–]mollyfied 0 points1 point ago

Interesting. I can't quite hold a broom yet, but this definitely sets the bar high.

[–]beigemore 0 points1 point ago

Oh that Helga...

[–]Terrapin72 0 points1 point ago

Cleaning lady you're drunk...

[–]Snip-Snap 0 points1 point ago

"They told that I could be anything, so I became a broom rack."

[–]goodnightlight 0 points1 point ago

Bob has witch tits.

[–]LeMoofinateur 1 point2 points ago

I love her face. Its just like 'yeah, I'm fat, and what'.

[–]smek2 0 points1 point ago

Strangely, i feel aroused. A little bit.

[–]randomusername0000 0 points1 point ago

That doesn't belong anywhere.

[–]myjobsux7 0 points1 point ago

No bra for this to work!

[–]Gonstachio 0 points1 point ago

Straight face and everything

[–]sonofron 0 points1 point ago

"Today on Amish Mafia.."

[–]soulja27 -1 points0 points ago

You thought right.

[–]ArduinoUno[!] 0 points1 point ago

The Wicked Witch of the Breast.

[–]LadySakuya 0 points1 point ago

Is it bad that my family and I talked of the pencil test like this at dinner last night?

EDIT: Please note we do occasionally talk of boobs at our house because my mom does X-ray work and mammograms.

[–]battleblades 0 points1 point ago

Sending her twins off to hogwarts

[–]Traniz 0 points1 point ago

/r/funny you're drunk, go home.

[–]tHeTrIpPeR 0 points1 point ago

I want the wall hanging.

[–]carolinasphinx 0 points1 point ago

I'm so glad other people know of the pencil test.

[–]behswag 0 points1 point ago

I was drinking milk when this picture loaded. Now I don't want milk anymore.

[–]snicklefighter 0 points1 point ago

Were she a witch, I would pay good money to see her fly on a broom like that.

[–]bambam3223 0 points1 point ago

repost

[–]CrossSockDance 0 points1 point ago

http://i.minus.com/ibbJy6ggtvfc4i.gif

[–]reptomin 0 points1 point ago

Wut

[–]chelseamp 0 points1 point ago

You are right.

[–]wapu 0 points1 point ago

I'd hit it.

[–]drecked 1 point2 points ago

She'll need at least two of them to get of the ground .

[–]chocobaby 0 points1 point ago

I've heard of the pencil test.

[–]J_Beauregard 1 point2 points ago

That must be a very inefficient way to sweep a floor.

[–]icuddlekittens 0 points1 point ago

I can do that, too. She's not special.

[–]crazychemist 0 points1 point ago

How happy are your customers? As happy as a witch in a broom factory, until that happens. This was my only thought when I saw this.

[–]jorganthony 1 point2 points ago

Why didn't the witch wear underwear a bra? So she could grip the broom!

[–]alrightc0mputer 0 points1 point ago

"This is Bob. Bob has witch tits."

[–]byobguy 0 points1 point ago

I...I make sex now?

[–]Weekndd 0 points1 point ago

One word all fat men can relate to. Seat belts.

[–]oh_no_aliens 0 points1 point ago

My ex can do that, except with dvd boxes.

[–]BoogerROTN 0 points1 point ago

I see this woman and I feel sad for her...

Everything is so damned morose now that I've watched "Benjamin Button" on TNT.

Booger

[–]Lockski 2 points3 points ago

not wtf. funny, but not wtf.

[–]Tinman615 1 point2 points ago

If a person was motivated enough they could find the person they're looking for. There is someone out there for every type.

Edit: a word.

[–]Narcosist 1 point2 points ago

I think you a word.

[–]Tinman615 0 points1 point ago

Thanks.

[–]FallingDominos -1 points0 points ago

Fat witches gotta fly too.

[–]9ipsykin9 1 point2 points ago

Haista paska! (the hex of the weenie has now been put on you)

[–]trustory215 0 points1 point ago

She looks so happy though

[–]RecycledVomit 1 point2 points ago

You thought wrong, OP.

[–]smacksaw -1 points0 points ago

These pictures are a sobering reminder of the limits of our heterosexuality, fellow straight men.

[–]armauld 2 points3 points ago

You'd all do her.

[–]denizs -1 points0 points ago

I guess she caught Harry Potter.. and ate him

[–]RiotDesign -1 points0 points ago

Yaa, someone needs to feed this to /r/photoshopbattles

[–]couch_meow 0 points1 point ago

She'd make a great muggle quidditch player, she'd never have to worry about being off her broom AND she'd have full use of both hands.

(Rule #1 in muggle quidditch: You must stay on your broom at all times. Typically we hold the broom between our legs with one hand and throw the quaffle/bludgers with the free hand)

[–]Bearadactylx -1 points0 points ago

http://imgur.com/G3BUw