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[–]judytheman27 0 points1 point ago

my cat must think the world is going to end every year, he just gets me a dead bird and leaves it on the doorstep. Doesn't even wrap it. Ungrateful fuck is obviously just grabbing whatever he can find at the last second.

[–]ktrcoyote[S] 1 point2 points ago

At least your cat doesn't open your present like mine does. She's very festive like that. "Deck the halls with bowels of bunny. Tra-la-la-la-la"