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[–]greg888 159 points160 points ago

At a certain point, I thought this was just a good photoshop of some monster coming from hell.

[–]BedazzledPenis 273 points274 points ago

It made me think of this

[–]TheIronQueen 104 points105 points ago

That is absolutely terrifying..

[–]AndTheLink 19 points20 points ago

One part "Aliens" chest burster, one part mindlessly skull flapping it's mouth.

[–]MoonRazer 29 points30 points ago

Well that was fucking terrifying...

[–]KallistiEngel 10 points11 points ago

Here's the video. Pretty decent sfx.

[–]frozenpantz 97 points98 points ago

[–]Hindulaatti 70 points71 points ago

And that is why nokia phones never break, kids.

[–]demalo 13 points14 points ago

Each one is imbued with the soul from a demon. For each phone a virgin must be sacrificed.

[–]atl2rva 22 points23 points ago

So that's where Virgin Mobile got its name.

[–]Aspel 1 point2 points ago

That looks cooler. It's like the ancient evil was trapped in a cellphone using a microwave.

[–]Espresso_Jack 8 points9 points ago

Hells version of jack and the bean stalk?

[–]iamarocketship 7 points8 points ago

"Oi, Satan. double the distance, we landed on Earth."

"Earth? GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE JIMMEH!"

[–]Registar 68 points69 points ago

Oh great, burning this stuff temporarily opens a gate to a hellish parallel dimension.

[–]leif777 19 points20 points ago

Just keep that shit away from naked asian chicks...

[–]krazy_dragon 20 points21 points ago

All hail Cthulu!

[–]Wonk0 14 points15 points ago

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

[–]CircumcisedSpine 8 points9 points ago

I took three years of chemistry and never once did we open hellgates. I'm pissed, now.

[–]BrodyApproves 473 points474 points ago

"What are they chanting?"
"Rise."

[–]r4r4me 82 points83 points ago

[–]Sam_Camp 50 points51 points ago

Chicken. Arise.

[–]deddawg 13 points14 points ago

Move over here. Better reception.

[–]GaiaTheory 7 points8 points ago

I forgot all about Billy Witch Doctor Dot Com. Many thanks.

[–]Goltork2 48 points49 points ago

HE COMES.

[–]L-H-O-O-Q 9 points10 points ago

Shoooooot itttt!

[–]JBFrench 8 points9 points ago

Thank you imprisoned stand-in Alfred.

[–]hausscha 10 points11 points ago

Is that what they're saying? I always thought it was "fish fish pasta, pasta, fish fish pasta, pasta..."

[–]givemeadvice18 265 points266 points ago

This reminds me of those snake "fireworks". Remember lighting like 4 at a time and having your mind blown by the massive turd that grew?

[–]avj 57 points58 points ago

Ah yes, the ol' "driveway fuckers" that would leave a permanent black stain.

[–]sadtastic 59 points60 points ago

"I told you not to light that fuckin thing on the patio!"

[–]appel09 21 points22 points ago

oh god... my dad's exact words. Still have 3 black stains of my patio from like 15 years ago

[–]daringescape 20 points21 points ago

I got in so much trouble when I lit them on the hood of my uncle's mustang.

[–]MattARC 10 points11 points ago

on the hood of my uncle's mustang

If it was a vintage stang, no words can describe...

[–]aablasco 50 points51 points ago

This reminds me of the scene in Little Nicky when hell breaks though the Earth's crust.

[–]Gramma42ton 35 points36 points ago

This reminds me of that one Lovecraftian piece of literature where a guy caves his friend's skull in with a ritual stone to bring himself in favor with the old ones.

[–]Cyberslasher 6 points7 points ago

one

every single one?

[–]lex1319 19 points20 points ago

This reaction is often referred to as "Pharaoh's Serpent"! Here's a decent video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yN9pioJWTk0

[–]HarlequinNight 22 points23 points ago

Did they add that sound in afterwards? It's clearly repeating at regular intervals and kinda bad quality. Too bad good video.

Bonus Top Comment:

I find this difficult to masturbate to

[–]Mejari 6 points7 points ago

Not impossible.

Just difficult.

[–]MelAlton 4 points5 points ago

Dat... ash?

[–]rustid 8 points9 points ago

that sound...

[–]humanbeingarobot 2 points3 points ago

Wadsworth Constant applies.

[–]RustyDynamite 6 points7 points ago

It's not about what you like man, it's what the conssuuummer likes.

[–]emalee_ 1 point2 points ago

At the ripe age of 21 I still ask my dad to buy "poop snakes" on the 4th of July.

[–]embolalia 115 points116 points ago

/r/chemicalreactiongifs for the lazy. I would be surprised there's a subreddit for that, but after /r/ToasterRights I don't think there's much left to surprise me.

EDIT: Apparently this post has turned into "post your most bizarre subreddit". You all have done good work. I'm going to go bleach my eyes now.

[–]olemrac 27 points28 points ago

[–]hosebeats 14 points15 points ago

/r/bearwithbeaks ? This changes everything.

[–]nastyasty 17 points18 points ago

[–]Gary_the_Goatfucker 10 points11 points ago

Ah yes, /r/dragonsfuckingcars... A place I am familiar with.

[–]AmadeusMop 12 points13 points ago

[–]KCftw07 22 points23 points ago

You are not my favorite person.

[–]Alxariam 3 points4 points ago

I feel like I just got rickrolled...

[–]WordOfGav 3 points4 points ago

My clicker moved faster than my brain and I almost got a face full of the dicks from space.

[–]SatanXX 7 points8 points ago

What the fuck am I doing with my life.

[–]Laughingoak 151 points152 points ago

We should probably stop summoning elderditch abominations on tin foil trays.

[–]prophet001 73 points74 points ago

Eldritch.

[–]ChronicMasterBaker 54 points55 points ago

Eldritches end up in elderditches

[–]claytorENT 8 points9 points ago

and snitches get stitches

[–]Noname_acc 0 points1 point ago

Aldrich

[–]whiskeyhound 15 points16 points ago

It's like the creature from the movie "evolution". So cool

[–]Juicy_Contradiction 14 points15 points ago

Quick, get head and shoulders shampoo!!!

[–]schlongsforsupper 16 points17 points ago

Mercury (II) Thiocyanate - AKA, the key to the gates of hell.

[–]mattverso 7 points8 points ago

I, for one, welcome our Mercury (II) Thiocyanate overlords.

[–]PhysicsHelp 53 points54 points ago

The fumes it produces are hella toxic. It's basically sulfur, cyanide and mercury. On fire.

And now I feel like an old codger. I'm going to go light a full box of matches! Without a bucket of water. I won't even wear any gloves.

But I will do it outside. I don't want to set the house on fire.

[–]pmCrave 7 points8 points ago

Is that demon looking thing a solid?

[–]camchapel 10 points11 points ago

Can someone, in chemical detail, explain exactly how this happens? I'm legitimately interested

[–]downtown_vancouver 3 points4 points ago

Does wiki answer that for you?

[–]Bcnerd 5 points6 points ago

The interesting part from wiki answers:

Mercury thiocyanate was formerly used in pyrotechnics causing an effect known as the Pharaoh's serpent or Pharaoh's snake. When the compound is in the presence of a strong enough heat source, a rapid exothermic reaction is started which produces a large mass of coiling serpent-like solid. An inconspicuous flame which is often blue but can also occur in yellow/orange accompanies the combustion. The resulting solid can range from dark graphite grey to light tan in color with the inside generally much darker than the outside.[2]

This property was discovered soon after the first synthesis of mercury thiocyanate by Wöhler in 1821: "winding out from itself at the same time worm-like processes, to many times its former bulk, a very light material the color of graphite...". For some time, a firework product called "Pharaoschlangen" was available to the public in Germany, but was eventually banned when the toxic properties of the product were discovered through the death of several children mistakenly eating the resulting solid.[2]

A similar, though less extreme, effect to the Pharaoh's serpent can be achieved using a firework known as a black snake. These are generally benign products, usually consisting of sodium bicarbonate or a mixture of linseed oil and napthalenes.

[–]hurkadurkh 9 points10 points ago

This reminds me of that zit-popping subreddit

[–]phishroom 6 points7 points ago

You mean /r/popping ?

[–]DocGerbil256 4 points5 points ago

I think he meant /r/pooping.

[–]MoonRazer 9 points10 points ago

We're through here.

[–]memorylapseguy 8 points9 points ago

Cthulhu Rises!

[–]ajhillhome 8 points9 points ago

Kill it with fire! oh wait... its on fire

[–]Cancerflip 6 points7 points ago

I just sell snakes and sparklers

[–]SadlyNaiveGirl 40 points41 points ago

I wish people could do this

[–]Had_To_Switch 147 points148 points ago

What does this even mean?

[–]greg888 88 points89 points ago

She probably means she wishes they could erupt with tentacles when lit on fire.

[–]Scrambled_Toast 47 points48 points ago

You mean they aren't supposed to?

[–]danrennt98 50 points51 points ago

do you even porn?

[–]davethepumper 53 points54 points ago

Not since the accident.

[–]elshroom 1 point2 points ago

Oh, you too?

[–]tullan12 2 points3 points ago

feelsbadman.jpeg

[–]Journalisto 13 points14 points ago

Looks like fingernails.

[–]GoodGuyAnusDestroyer 18 points19 points ago

What in the fuck. Ok, how does she wipe her ass?

[–]iamarocketship 24 points25 points ago

Scrapes the shit off.

[–]four_arms 16 points17 points ago

The three seashell method, but using fingernails.

[–]T0mo 8 points9 points ago

Haha, he doesn't know how to use the three seashells.

[–]JamesTBagg 7 points8 points ago

She doesn't.

[–]ORIGAMIDOMO 5 points6 points ago

This was asked in an interview. She replied "Very Carefully."

[–]wwjdforaklondikebar 6 points7 points ago

That is fucking terrifying.

[–]Ohheybbycakez 6 points7 points ago

Looks like something out of a Tim Burton movie.

[–]Rachat21 2 points3 points ago

And that's how you make an octopus

[–]scharfca 3 points4 points ago

FUCK YEAH SCIENCE

[–]tempestbloke 4 points5 points ago

[–]TigerTank24 2 points3 points ago

Release the Kraken!!

[–]ryanfreeborn 2 points3 points ago

TIL r/chemicalreactiongifs

[–]_man_bear_pig 1 point2 points ago

Wtf was that a goddamn hell seed

[–]HawthorneX487 2 points3 points ago

HE'S OPENED THE GATES OF OBLIVION!

[–]killzer 1 point2 points ago

Hashirama Senju still lives on today.

[–]creamy_jesus 1 point2 points ago

Where's Kurt Russell when you need him?

[–]captainkoala285 1 point2 points ago

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, we have a breach, repeat, we have a breach.

[–]Cheezykins 0 points1 point ago

I want to lick it, but I suspect it's incredibly toxic.

[–]NoLoveForYouHa 0 points1 point ago

It looks like it would taste good. I don't know why it looks like it would taste good.

[–]Zecin 1 point2 points ago

All I can think of is how bad that must smell because of the sulphur, haha.

[–]Bragso 0 points1 point ago

It honestly looks like a portal to hell..

[–]rocker285 0 points1 point ago

IT'S ALIVE

[–]dangusleaf 0 points1 point ago

x-post from r/popping

[–]Schwites 0 points1 point ago

He's probably a level 10 wizard for conjuring up that thing.

[–]I_AM_JEW2 0 points1 point ago

What it looks like when popping a huge zit

[–]dead_badger 1 point2 points ago

This is the most toxic looking thing I've ever seen, ever.

[–]Garizondyly 0 points1 point ago

Come on high school chemistry...

Is it... Hg(SCN)([sub]2)

[–]sheravi 1 point2 points ago

I would dearly like to know why my first thought on seeing this was that if you traveled back in time and did this you would be burned at the stake.

[–]Neonorangetaco 0 points1 point ago

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

[–]canitoy 0 points1 point ago

It's the spawn of the devil!

[–]PhilWV 0 points1 point ago

Exactly what STD is this?

[–]helpmefindnemo5 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of those lemons people have been posting.

[–]kukendran 0 points1 point ago

Wow chemistry can surely freak the fuck outta me sometimes.

[–]camyzicious 0 points1 point ago

Can't explain why, but I think this shit is fucking creepy.

[–]Eastcoastbum 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of those awesomely horrifying zit videos on youtube.

[–]lordsonam 0 points1 point ago

Only if I could use this to prank my friends while they're tripping.

[–]jm26 0 points1 point ago

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

[–]seaninator300000 0 points1 point ago

The Gates of Hell have opened. Pillage the puny human villages my brothers!

[–]Cougs67 1 point2 points ago

It looks like Cthulhu is ttying to make his way into our dimension

[–]Hopeful_Swine 0 points1 point ago

Looks like what I squeezed out of my nose this morning...

[–]vintagevixen 0 points1 point ago

It looks like a giant beanstalk sprouting from magical beans.

...Satan's magical beans.

[–]jonnyjj17 0 points1 point ago

Super Snake!

[–]lulz_dolphin 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a turd coming through a portal from hell. A hell-turd.

[–]SillyRenee -1 points0 points ago

I found myself shouting "IT'S. ALIVE!!" towards the end.

[–]four_arms 0 points1 point ago

It's clearly something burrowing it's way into our universe. I, for one, welcome our new tree overlords.

[–]DISTRACTED_ -1 points0 points ago

KILL IT KILL IT WITH... fire?? yes FIRE

[–]hau5 -1 points0 points ago

it looks like it is summoning a demon from hell

[–]tatam91 -1 points0 points ago

release the kraken!!

[–]Domodude17 -1 points0 points ago

They told me I could become anything I want...so I became WOOD

[–]JDilly -1 points0 points ago

not uh

[–]the_waz -1 points0 points ago

All I can picture is it going; "k.. kill m.. meeee"

[–]aflightAside -1 points0 points ago

Imagine the guy that first figured out this could happen.

"Uhh, guys... Guys. Guys!"

[–]BurntTheToast -1 points0 points ago

That's a oddly specific subreddit.

[–]Xervicx -1 points0 points ago

Imagine the possibilities for use in a Haunted House, or anything having to do with stage performance. Actually, a few of these placed correctly in the middle of a conversation could have some intimidating results.

[–]PigFacts 0 points1 point ago

It's like the robots that came out of that kid's head in FLCL. Fuck.

[–]anchor_man7 0 points1 point ago

The old magic snakes that you buy on the fourth of July used to be made out of this. Then kids ate them and died, and they were banned.

[–]HomieHavko 0 points1 point ago

That chemical name sounds like the most poisonous thing...

[–]ArM_24 0 points1 point ago

ELI5 please

[–]Vayate 0 points1 point ago

This is just like my Japanese animes.

[–]kakster22 0 points1 point ago

"I am here to claim this realm's virgins."

[–]bubblewrappopper 0 points1 point ago

I like when that happens to a whitehead.

[–]herpnderp01 0 points1 point ago

can the material that is made after this reaction be used for anything useful? what is the brown stuff after the reaction called?

[–]Daddy_Phat_Sack 0 points1 point ago

Jack got the wrong bean stock

[–]bigGUNSfowler 1 point2 points ago

OH NO! Kill it with ANYTHING OTHER THAN FIRE!

[–]wigletbill 1 point2 points ago

/r/popping would love this.

[–]kelabobella 0 points1 point ago

This legitamitely scares me.

[–]SwampyBottoms 0 points1 point ago

i wonder what it smells like

[–]jgunit 0 points1 point ago

I wish I could bring this back in time and scare the shit out of tribal humans by 'summoning demons from hell'.

[–]Billy_Shatner 0 points1 point ago

And this, ladies and gentlemen, are how Ents are born.

[–]musicalbacon 0 points1 point ago

THE GROUND IS SHITTING FRENCH FRIES,

[–]josephanthony 0 points1 point ago

You swapped the cow for some magic beans again, didn't you Jack?

[–]MyOtherDogsMyWife 0 points1 point ago

Spawn of Satan smoke.

Don't breathe this.

[–]Ericwh2827 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of those magic black snake fireworks

[–]AlexAinsworth 0 points1 point ago

Grow your own human bones!

[–]wildranger52 0 points1 point ago

KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FI............shit.

[–]the_happy_ultralisk 0 points1 point ago

Instant bones!

[–]mal_haz_cum 0 points1 point ago

Forget antibiotics or guns. I'm taking this when I travel to ancient times and becoming a professional warlock.

[–]Dr_Mc_Bock 0 points1 point ago

Ah, damn. Looks like Cthulhu got out again.....

[–]uBrandon 0 points1 point ago

He opened a portal to hell, ahhh!

[–]AliasUndercover 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a shoggoth coming out of the ground.

[–]joecereal 0 points1 point ago

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!

....

SHIT.

[–]zenbubz 0 points1 point ago

I feel like I'm watching the world be created.

[–]BrianBC 0 points1 point ago

At a [7] I thought you opened up a new dimension.

[–]tmm1641 0 points1 point ago

the whole time i was thinking: where's its head

[–]Whitebmw335i 1 point2 points ago

"But I only like snakes and sparklers"

[–]Rostopheles 0 points1 point ago

Ah, I see you found another botched human transmutation.

[–]hotpiercedguy 0 points1 point ago

Is this something that can be safely done at home? Where would one buy the things needed and the chemicals?

[–]BSJohnson 0 points1 point ago

Fire? Check. Bones? Check. Both elements flowing from a small area in large quantities? Check.

Pretty sure this belongs in /r/Portalstohell.

[–]EvOllj 0 points1 point ago

I wonder why religious leaders to not use this to scam people into scaring them in beliving in porals to hell being opened.

[–]rniklas25 0 points1 point ago

So that's what a portal to hell looks like....now we know.

[–]eggsgrainey 0 points1 point ago

It's the trailer for a new Tim burton movie

[–]toketasticninja 0 points1 point ago

It comes from Hell!!!

[–]keezyf 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else notice the Crab of Doom rise from the flames?

[–]drinkymcsipsip 0 points1 point ago

He found the magic beans!

[–]Tatsputin 0 points1 point ago

Shut the stargate!

[–]Sabatorius 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of this.

[–]Spartan2842 0 points1 point ago

I don't know why, but these gifs scare the crap out of me and make my stomach sick.

[–]CidSmoke 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure someone opened a portal to Hell, and that is pure demon feces pouring out.

[–]pizzapocket 0 points1 point ago

It's a gold factory! Must have..

[–]Lolazaurus 0 points1 point ago

My irrational fear of plant vines and roots grabbing me did not find this pleasant to watch...

[–]46Twiggles64 0 points1 point ago

I never understood why stuff like this wasn't used in horror films. No CGI!

[–]eldgeNroffles 1 point2 points ago

The fact that there is a subreddit "chemicalreactiongifs" has just made my day.

[–]my8thchannel 0 points1 point ago

Nobody's commented on the fact that this is reposted like, every other day?

[–]brosif-stalin 0 points1 point ago

Well that looked like a portal to hell.