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[–]lurkingmuffin 181 points182 points ago

I'm starting to think "witches" from back in the day were just chemists.

[–]Erzsabet 46 points47 points ago

And the results of hallucinations.

[–]SuiXi3D 39 points40 points ago

Ancient 'magic' was just the effects of potions and alchemy.

EDIT: 'Alchemy' led the way to chemistry, for those thinking I'm a retard.

[–]drf24 37 points38 points ago

Magic brooms were dildos laced with drugs.

[–]Whyareyoufollowingme 6 points7 points ago

[–]Skrimshander -2 points-1 points ago

Don't know why you were downvoted, it's true.

[–]BJoye23 4 points5 points ago

Prove it.

[–]Skrimshander -2 points-1 points ago

I recall reading about it in a book or two concerning the history of hallucinogenics, can't recall exactly which but will post something if I find the references again.

In the meantime, I suggest you learn some manners and perhaps work a bit of google and look into it yourself.

[–]BJoye23 0 points1 point ago

I have. There's not a bit of credible evidence for it. I suggest you stop spreading misinformation.

[–]Skrimshander -3 points-2 points ago

Well I guess then I'm mistaken and all that's left for you to do is learn manners.

Didn't mean to spread misinformation about something that doesn't even vaguely matter in much of a way either way but I was pretty sure there were some solid citations to the claim.

Hell perhaps there is and your comprehensive search wasn't all the encompassing, but I can't say I really care enough to go look it up for the sake of arguing with you.

[–]BJoye23 5 points6 points ago

Asking you to prove your claim doesn't mean I don't have manners. Just because you've been challenged doesn't mean the other person doesn't have manners. I simply called you out on something I know is bullshit.

[–]crass_sandwich 1 point2 points ago

I'm thoroughly interested, what Internet reading is there on the subject?

[–]nismo267 1 point2 points ago

There is a theory that the origin of the idea of witches flying with their brooms is based in a ritual involving a psychoactive drug trip.[1] The witches would prepare a flying ointment to aid them in their journey. There are many recipes for this ointment all having a base of either Atropa belladonna or Mandragora officinarum, both highly psychoactive drugs producing visions and encouraging astral projection.[2] Some speculate the ointment was applied to the end of the Besom and administered vaginally.[citation needed] Witches mounted broomsticks and would leap around the fields, hallucinating with the aid of the flying ointment, in order to "teach the crops how high to grow". The ointment would give them hallucinations, which made them believe that they flew distances.[3]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Besom

[–]ohgodwhyamilost 0 points1 point ago

you have poor taste.

(no this is actually really interesting)

[–]ProxyMuncher 0 points1 point ago

Your mother is a whore and your father smells of elderberries.

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[–]solidwhetstone 2 points3 points ago

Dude wtf you talking about. My black mage is also a level 43 alchemist!

[–]Dharmasabitch 4 points5 points ago

It was definitely a thing, just not a thing that would ever work

[–]acmecorps 5 points6 points ago

Hey, we south-east asian people have this food called "keropok" (crackers), that has the same effect as this when we fry them.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t41JN5jxk4U

Stuff delicious though :D

[–]lurkingmuffin 2 points3 points ago

WITCHCRAFT! WITCHCRAFT!

[–]tastystew 2 points3 points ago

i never knew they were made like this! very interesting. altough i disliek them because they are really dry and i have a sensitive tongue.

[–]bbbiha 189 points190 points ago

I want to stuff a bunch in my walls, so if my house ever burns down, it will be awesome.

[–]Pronage 142 points143 points ago

If it ever burns down? Or WHEN you burn it down?

[–]bbbiha 121 points122 points ago

Tomato tomato.

[–]architect_son 32 points33 points ago

What about tomato?

Edit: Wait. Got it. I feel Potato.

[–]wondertwins 4 points5 points ago

What about Avocado?

[–]zombiehippie 3 points4 points ago

No one thinks about eggplant

[–]joezito631 2 points3 points ago

EGGPLANT

[–]03Titanium 0 points1 point ago

Carrots

[–]aldenhg 16 points17 points ago

Don't you mean waffles?

[–]appropriate-username -2 points-1 points ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

edit:Reddit, I feel dirty inside....

[–]cralledode -3 points-2 points ago

HAHAHAHAHA Damn that was more than two years ago.

[–]Mr_Smartypants 6 points7 points ago

And have the most toxic house evar!

[–]DrBensina 70 points71 points ago

AND THE BEAST RISES

CTHULHU FHTAGN

[–]thinwhiteduchess 2 points3 points ago

Anyone else think of John Carpenter's The Thing?

[–]DrBensina 7 points8 points ago

Yes, except that fire seems to only make this thing stronger.

[–]kkantouth 3 points4 points ago

i instantly think of Evolution :D

[–]GrandJunctionMarmots 23 points24 points ago

This video was posted on here a few months ago. Same chemical reaction, but a lot more of it. Just as weird.

[–]UncleVinny 5 points6 points ago

Save yourself some time and skip the midpoint of that video...

[–]Anaphase 8 points9 points ago

[–]homerr 60 points61 points ago

KILL IT WITH FIRE! WAIT IT'S ALREADY ON FIRE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

I almost made this the title. Hahaha.

[–]Erzsabet 1 point2 points ago

I was going to comment that you can't even kill it with fire! What are we going to do now!?

[–]tinyroom 26 points27 points ago

is there a video of this? I wonder how it sounds

edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIEJvQaOgSE

Disappointing: those souls aren't in pain and fear, only joy and curiosity can be heard

[–]wvrevy 45 points46 points ago

From the look of it, it will sound like thousands of damned souls screaming out for salvation after eons of being tortured in the deepest, darkest pits of hell.

But that's just a guess. Could also sound like bunnies.

[–]Pykoh 12 points13 points ago

Have you heard rabbits screaming? Shit's frightening.

[–]mirshe 2 points3 points ago

Shiba Inus are worse. But yes, rabbits screaming are horrifically terrifying.

[–]Datastream 0 points1 point ago

[–]Imperial_puppy 6 points7 points ago

the scariness of that subreddit is decreased significantly by the fact that the banner takes up 90% of my screen and I can barely see any of the posts

[–]trampus1 4 points5 points ago

That and the fact that it's not scary at all, but comically lame. I love reading their gothy titles. I don't think anyone who posts there has an age that starts with a 2.

[–]Ksd13 -2 points-1 points ago

Try scrolling down?

[–]Imperial_puppy 0 points1 point ago

ah, i just figured it out. in RES i have it set to keep the header bar in place while i scroll, so as i scroll, the posts go up and disappear behind the static banner.

[–]quizzer106 -3 points-2 points ago

I AM FUCKING SCARED RIGHT NOW

[–]007T 5 points6 points ago

Protip: never ever do this in such close proximity to kids, the compound and its fumes are fantastically toxic.

[–]tinyroom -1 points0 points ago

thank you!

[–]nordpol -1 points0 points ago

youtube has a few videos

[–]BornGhost 37 points38 points ago

"And that's how babies are born."

[–]HalfheartedHart 9 points10 points ago

Cthulhu's babies, anyway.

[–]Ksd13 10 points11 points ago

[–]bunglejerry 19 points20 points ago

Outside of the world of science, 'this is horrifying; I must look away!' and 'this is fascinating; I can't look away!' rarely apply to the same videos.

[–]asljkdfhg 2 points3 points ago

well, that kinda applies to every good horror movie ever

[–]willies_hat 2 points3 points ago

I have the same reaction to Katie Perry videos.

[–]HRBLT 8 points9 points ago

exactly how much karma is mercury (II) thiocyanate responsible for, including reposts?

[–]farangiyeparsi 2 points3 points ago

Any idea why it forms such complex structures?

[–]tbreach93 10 points11 points ago

It looks like an ancient evil has just been unleashed

[–]JGL011 9 points10 points ago

i really want to touch it.

[–]Dave80 9 points10 points ago

Ok but be gentle

[–]mrduck999 4 points5 points ago

And the dark portal has been open and Cthulhu shall rise again and will bring the dark ages once again.

[–]mikeyFRESHHH 5 points6 points ago

I'm curious to see how something on an even larger scale would look.

[–]StealthNade 6 points7 points ago

Like the worlds largest snake from south park

[–]sawtooth_grin 0 points1 point ago

It looks as if it would smell something fierce.

[–]jewsian101 0 points1 point ago

Devil's snare is deadly fun....

[–]Circus2 0 points1 point ago

Hail our dark lord Cthulhu

[–]wondertwins 0 points1 point ago

Why do I imagine that it would smell like the Devil's asshole?

[–]Hawaiian_Dreamer 0 points1 point ago

It kind of looks like poop...

[–]koshercowboy 2 points3 points ago

KILL IT WITH.. AHH, YOU CANT! KILL YOURSELF!

[–]thinkbox 2 points3 points ago

Ok, so lets get a truckload of this and set it on fire in time square at midnight tonight.

Watch people's faces as the assume the world has come to an end.

[–]HalfheartedHart 3 points4 points ago

"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"

[–]tiMMy4190 3 points4 points ago

Ugh, again? Seriously?

[–]OBEYthesky 3 points4 points ago

Even in some of the precious smaller subreddits we aren't safe from reposting. I think I see this at least once a week.

[–]thedukeofbilgewater 2 points3 points ago

KANEDA!

[–]tsk138 0 points1 point ago

So that's what those fireworks are made of.
I can't remember what they were called but they looked cool. Fountain something or other.
Too bad little kids started eating it and (I assume) died.

[–]Nowhere_Man_Forever 6 points7 points ago

Yeah this is hella poisonous. IIRC it releases cyanide gas and/or mercury vapour

[–]Droidsoldier 1 point2 points ago

It's actually different, I don't know much about this stuff but someone said this reaction is stupid poisonous.

[–]MrOtsKrad 0 points1 point ago

Yes! They were snakes. Black pellets you would light would do this, but on a very small scale.

[–]tsk138 0 points1 point ago

Yup, black pellet things.
Haven't seen them in over 10 years though.

[–]MrOtsKrad 0 points1 point ago

[–]tsk138 0 points1 point ago

Not for sale in my state either.

[–]SirUtnut 1 point2 points ago

Mercury AND thiocyanate? Whose brilliant idea was that?

[–]finallymadeanaccount 1 point2 points ago

Can someone get Mythbusters to go to a testing range somewhere and light up several thousand pounds of this stuff?

[–]Nowhere_Man_Forever 0 points1 point ago

It's pretty damned expensive and it's really poisonous. I doubt they would go for it.

[–]Evilllamas 1 point2 points ago

I seriously think there is a gap in TV programming for a show where awesome chemical reactions are done on a huge scale.... Lake full of Cesium? Acre of the weird shit in the video....

It would be awesome.... and probably poisonous- but mainly awesome.

[–]Nowhere_Man_Forever 1 point2 points ago

A lot of that is too expensive /too harmful to the environment to do. It would be impossible to do that sort of thing with cesium, but there is a video of this being done with another alkali metal. I will find it later when I'm not on my phone.

[–]Evilllamas 0 points1 point ago

that is why I must become very rich. To spend a lot of money on really fucking the enviroment....for science.

[–]Nowhere_Man_Forever 0 points1 point ago

Well. Here's that video I was referencing earlier

[–]ListenToCds 0 points1 point ago

Just a larger version of magic snakes/black snakes kids get during fireworks season.

[–]JSLEnterprises 1 point2 points ago

That is a very awesome exothermic reaction!

[–]chazinator -1 points0 points ago

.... I'm scared

[–]Dharmasabitch 1 point2 points ago

Any chemists know what that solid is like in density and malleability? Also, is this Mercury (II) thiocyanate reacting with air, and if so, what part?

[–]Nowhere_Man_Forever 1 point2 points ago

Most likely oxygen.

[–]woofer212 0 points1 point ago

Is this what the "snakes" we used to get at fireworks stands are made of?

[–]Nowhere_Man_Forever 0 points1 point ago

No. This reaction is hella poisonous.

[–]Chytrik 0 points1 point ago

So strange looking, what a beautiful decomposition

[–]MessWithMeOnce 0 points1 point ago

It's snakes on steroids. The fourth of July would have been way more fun with this.

[–]snuffmeister 0 points1 point ago

Someone call Tim Burton now!

[–]the_omega99 0 points1 point ago

Darn, expensive (25g for about $70) and toxic (a hazard health level of 3). Not playing any jokes with this one.

[–]belhambone 1 point2 points ago

Just think if you did this during the middle ages you would either be a demon or a god.

[–]beck_lack 0 points1 point ago

Dude that was some harry potter shit, fucking expulso up in this bitch.

[–]Oblahee 0 points1 point ago

Omfg, a portal to the abyss !

[–]catsmakegreatpillows 0 points1 point ago

What the fucking fuck.

[–]catsmakegreatpillows 0 points1 point ago

Where can I get some? That would be an amazing Xmas present!

[–]Modnar947 -1 points0 points ago

Shit.

[–]Watsisname 0 points1 point ago

ITS THE DEVIIIIL!!! BURN IT WITH FIRE!!!

[–]Gingersnaps69 1 point2 points ago

I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.

[–]djaglet 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else get a Gears of War stalks vibe?

[–]qwibble 0 points1 point ago

Somewhere out there, in the vast expanse of outer space, there's likely a planet who's entire surface is made up of this stuff.

Picture that.

[–]TheEnemySpy 0 points1 point ago

So THAT'S what the Flood is made of...

[–]Carvinrawks -1 points0 points ago

THAT WAS AWESOME.

[–]Pronage 1 point2 points ago

Why does this remind me of pooping?

[–]averagejo42 1 point2 points ago

I feel like I just saw jack and the bean stalk if the bean stalk didn't grow

[–]Blueflamealchemist 0 points1 point ago

That was my thought too! Maybe if it had some wires to hold on to..

[–]EvilAndPuissant 0 points1 point ago

Makes me want to watch Deep Rising.

[–]jewsian101 0 points1 point ago

Devil's snare is deadly fun....

[–]insideoutduck 0 points1 point ago

I think this is how Tim Burton makes his movie sets.

[–]Visser946 0 points1 point ago

Thanks, most people I see don't usually put up the ionic compound. I'd like to try this.

[–]META_FUCKING_POD -2 points-1 points ago

He boiled for our sins.

[–]lhld 0 points1 point ago

looks like something out of a tim burton stop-motion movie. if not, it totally should be.

[–]manas_b 0 points1 point ago

Science, what have you done.

[–]futureisscrupulous 0 points1 point ago

It's like it's coming out of hell!

[–]bigman250 -1 points0 points ago

This is why I want to do chemistry in college, but math isn't really my strong suit.

[–]shoutingorange 0 points1 point ago

Popping a pimple

[–]Wonky_Sausage 1 point2 points ago

[–]perb123 -2 points-1 points ago

I think that is what happened to this guy. (NSFW maybe)

[–]andyteally -3 points-2 points ago

this is how i feel after a good poop