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Eagles are scary. They steal children and murder deer. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Ihatewhenthathappens 113 points114 points ago

I would think that's a goat, not a deer. One sure sign it's not a deer, is that we all know that deer can fly at this time of year (Christmas), and that guy fell like a rock.

[–]jmu21vt16 29 points30 points ago

Definitely a goat

[–]HeroAndrocles 15 points16 points ago

Not Wapner

[–]Espresso_Jack 9 points10 points ago

Nope chuck testa

[–]randomcanadian 4 points5 points ago

Plus that video of the Golden Eagle trying to steal a child was revealed as a hoax.

[–]D3ADGUY 1 point2 points ago

I wish it weren't. The world needs cool shit like that. With the kid surviving of course.

[–]randomcanadian 0 points1 point ago

I'm sure you could find some videos of Eagles taking small dogs at parks. I've seen it a few times myself, but it's not something I recommend watching.

[–]witty_account_name 7 points8 points ago

A mountain goat to be exact

[–]Ihatewhenthathappens 3 points4 points ago

Mountain Deer.

[–]Mattshyd 1 point2 points ago

Mountain Dew

[–]so_then_I_said 1 point2 points ago

Not quite exact, mountain goats are white, this is a tawny animal. It could be a bighorn sheep or a species of ibex.

Edit: Just saw the video, juvenile ibex.

[–]SnakeLegs616 2 points3 points ago

It's another "kid"

[–]jTrux22 2 points3 points ago

goat http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XafAdkZIYKA

[–]Ihatewhenthathappens 2 points3 points ago

That's a much better version!

[–]thedarksalmon -2 points-1 points ago

No, this is a better version. Make sure you watch the whole thing... it's really good.

-NOT NSFW-

[–]MustHaveCleverHandle 0 points1 point ago

Whatever it is, holy shit.

[–]Gary_the_Goatfucker 0 points1 point ago

:(

[–]Ihatewhenthathappens -3 points-2 points ago

Upvote for account name!

[–]StrikeouTX -1 points0 points ago

And a repost.

[–]Denpoop 33 points34 points ago

That's pretty smart actually

[–]Fagel88 15 points16 points ago

Still kind of a dick move.

[–]elk_attack 32 points33 points ago

no dick moves in the animal kingdom

[–]Timboflex 34 points35 points ago

Except the prehensile ones.....

[–]metalcoremeatwad 6 points7 points ago

the dick move come when the eagle takes one bite and is full.

[–]iheartbakon 0 points1 point ago

Obviously not a cat owner.

[–]elk_attack 1 point2 points ago

there is no owning in the animal kingdom

[–]tresser 37 points38 points ago

source of the shitty gif

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yz7FFlFy8eM

[–]kevlo 2 points3 points ago

I never really realized how fucking huge they are.

[–]I_Tow_My_Own_Line 1 point2 points ago

The second goat kill would have made a better gif. It carried that goat all the way down the mountain to its nest and dropped it in there like it was no big deal.

[–]benit008 0 points1 point ago

the last 2 minutes of this are insane

[–]hornetblack 0 points1 point ago

Apparently its a "goat mountain". Excellent translation going on.

[–]TheFunkenstein 31 points32 points ago

Goats and deer apparently can't be distinguished by OP

[–]Sydviciouz[S] 42 points43 points ago

Fuck. It is a goat.

[–]18-24-61-B-17-17-4 8 points9 points ago

Good job spotting the mountain deer, kid.

[–]Sydviciouz[S] 1 point2 points ago

I am not a clever man.

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[–]hfclfe 10 points11 points ago

You think THAT's messed up!? Well, this is just about equally messed up. Maybe a little more because I like tortoises.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=27a_1234377775

[–]twopacuafina 1 point2 points ago

Messed up? That's fucking genius. Golden Eagle is best Eagle.

[–]KiwiLicker 0 points1 point ago

Meals should be that exciting for us humans.

"Hey, man, I'm gonna swoop for some tortoise later, want to join?"

"Sure, I'm down for some game."

[–]hfclfe 0 points1 point ago

By Far!

[–]olivortex 4 points5 points ago

I knew this one would show up again, after that kidjacking video. Classic and certified legit!

[–]shaggyjames 1 point2 points ago

Ha kidjacking..

[–]0ab83a7b 1 point2 points ago

So two kidjacking videos, then.

[–]Mr_Skeleton 2 points3 points ago

Damn eagles. Go back to carrying Abraham Lincoln around.

[–]dathom 4 points5 points ago

This needs audio: LINK

[–]coheed78 2 points3 points ago

THAT AIN'T FALCO

[–]crunchytacos 0 points1 point ago

POOR ZHU

[–]dullknives -2 points-1 points ago

i like this audio better! linky

[–]NewbSaysRawr 3 points4 points ago

People steal children and murder deer, too.

[–]MakkaCha 2 points3 points ago

TIL eagles are dicks.

[–]yyx9 2 points3 points ago

Fuck that bird is strong. Did you see how the wings braced the first fall? That's impressive as hell.

[–]NotAnFed 2 points3 points ago

suddenly, Blockhead - The Music Scene

[–]TheFunkenstein 0 points1 point ago

tha music scene has got me downn

[–]Jhon118 3 points4 points ago

Damn nature you scary!!

[–]Moldybooks 1 point2 points ago

There was a video of this posted not long ago . They basically pull the mountain goats off the mountain and pick through the carcass where it lands.

[–]KatzVlad -1 points0 points ago

relevant

[–]TheTruthYouHate1 1 point2 points ago

Golden eagle don't care, golden eagle don't give a fuck.

[–]RugerDragon 0 points1 point ago

It just takes, what it wants.

[–]kernunnos77 0 points1 point ago

Soooo, are you gonna eat that, or...?

[–]WARH3ART 1 point2 points ago

lol too heavy....abort abort

[–]Tinie_Snipah 2 points3 points ago

Nah, Eagles are scavengers so they eat the left overs of other animal's kills

This Eagle knew it wasn't strong enough to take down the goat, so it just killed it by dragging it off a cliff then eating what remains at the bottom

Pretty smart really

[–]WARH3ART 1 point2 points ago

wow O.o nice

[–]Nose-Nuggets 0 points1 point ago

That is one bad ass bird.

[–]RiMiBe 0 points1 point ago

That's not a deer. It's a warg.

[–]lbw97 1 point2 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y45xj38z4pI

[–]StereoJoe14 0 points1 point ago

For half a second I thought the goat started flying and the eagle fell. I should invest in some new glasses.

[–]Newsuperstevebros 1 point2 points ago

Hunters murder deer every day, I don't see the problem.

[–]Tinie_Snipah 1 point2 points ago

Hunters fire bits if metal at them

This bird picked it up and pulled it off a cliff

Yeah, exactly

[–]Newsuperstevebros 1 point2 points ago

Ever had one of those "bits of metal" flung at you? It isnt pleasant.

[–]jayseesee85 0 points1 point ago

Ever eat venison? It is pleasant.

[–]Newsuperstevebros 0 points1 point ago

Touche.

[–]tony_fresh 0 points1 point ago

When did eagles start being such dicks?

[–]OhBlackWater 0 points1 point ago

I like tender meat too.

[–]that_smelly_smell -1 points0 points ago

I don't this THIS one was a hoax...

[–]Emeraldmirror -1 points0 points ago

I started laughing really hard at that... then it started playing again and the horror of the situation kicked in and then I felt bad about myself

[–]s_paperd -1 points0 points ago

'Merica!

[–]ShowMeYourButthole 0 points1 point ago

My neighborbor's dog got taken away by an eagle. It was in the backyard pooing and suddenly it was gone. She heard a thud, a slight wimper and that was it.

[–]niiiiicehat 0 points1 point ago

Why did I laugh?

[–]Rhodie114 1 point2 points ago

DAS A GOAT

[–]ninskrilla -1 points0 points ago

damn i laughed so hard, then i kinda felt sad for the goat, then i laughed some more.

[–]andoryu123 0 points1 point ago

Mountains and highways are no match for deers.

[–]CinnamonToastCrack 0 points1 point ago

Red Dead Redemption

[–]Schizoforenzic 0 points1 point ago

That poor dog!

[–]Sparkvoltage 0 points1 point ago

LOL IM GONNA END YOUR LIFE OUTTA FUCKING NOWHERE!

[–]vedfolnir 1 point2 points ago

The kid video was an admitted hoax

[–]asian_male_pornstar 1 point2 points ago

It turned out that the kid stealing video is fake.

[–]22mikey1 -1 points0 points ago

...
SPLAT

[–]Clubcar12 0 points1 point ago

Never fuck with eagles...

[–]AJAX7701 -1 points0 points ago

Murica' Fuck yeah

[–]zompires 1 point2 points ago

WOMBO COMBO!!!

http://youtu.be/wr26BIoOFnw

[–]gareen5 0 points1 point ago

Eagles are dicks, its why people in the country do not have small pets.

[–]ScreamingBinturong 0 points1 point ago

This is also the opening scene in Adult Swim's "Animals"

[–]wallieburger 0 points1 point ago

That's a goat and someone else posted this yesterday, dickfag.

[–]Clowens 0 points1 point ago

I love how its just like

"I'm just gonna throw this goat off of this mountain, not going to stop and eat it, Just going to send a message."

[–]KevinBevinBoBevin 0 points1 point ago

Did it live?

[–]NeonNintendo 1 point2 points ago

Yep.

[–]kevinstyle 0 points1 point ago

That is a duchy eagle demonstrating why flying is cool.

[–]olTomFoolery 0 points1 point ago

Looks like it's head comes off

[–]Xervicx 0 points1 point ago

Gradually soaring towards the top of the food chain. If they get in league with the monkeys, we'll be doomed.

[–]Gyissan 0 points1 point ago

Fuck your title.

[–]Sgthound 0 points1 point ago

Your title is a horrible lie. Because that was a goat, not a deer. And the video of the child was fake.

[–]Waste_my_life 1 point2 points ago

Wolves as well.

[–]chelseathewizard 0 points1 point ago

Damn nature, you scary.

[–]Afa1234 0 points1 point ago

The child one was a fake.

[–]quv 0 points1 point ago

Eagles and owls freak me out. They just seem kind of evil. They're beautiful creatures, I just don't trust them.

[–]ennoj 1 point2 points ago

Deer God.

[–]Iouboutin 0 points1 point ago

Human Beings are scary. They murder all types of animals, and even each other at times.

[–]kinzua 0 points1 point ago

its a goat

[–]weldonian 0 points1 point ago

Quick! Someone contact PETA!

[–]GummiPenguin 0 points1 point ago

THE SYMBOL OF 'MURCIA!

[–]ruthlestakeover 0 points1 point ago

America!! Fuck yea!

[–]Cubejam 0 points1 point ago

So what you did was look into the comments on that post a few days ago, saw the video posted, made a .gif out of it and pretended you didn't know about it.

[–]jeep8790 0 points1 point ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y45xj38z4pI

[–]davidl9 0 points1 point ago

Not sure if there is some symbolism for America here...

[–]Eriamjh1138 0 points1 point ago

Baby eagles have to eat, too.

[–]gnarlysaurus 1 point2 points ago

Murder is a strong word for just a hungry bird.

[–]Raguilar -1 points0 points ago

You might call it murder, but I call that badass. Nature at its most real.

[–]Sailingmicrobear -1 points0 points ago

Hey, the goat might've deserved it. Goats can be dicks, man.

[–]Nitramz 1 point2 points ago

I bet it was Gandalf who gave them the order. Why Gandalf, why?

[–]dj_dbb -2 points-1 points ago

Scumbag eagle. Scoops you up to eat you, drops you down a cliff.

[–]Slevo -2 points-1 points ago

THE EAGLE ATE MY BABY!!!!!!!!!!

[–]hills21 1 point2 points ago

Worse than dingos.

[–]fabiofb 0 points1 point ago

That's why they're the mascot of America.

[–]Ricktron3030 0 points1 point ago

That reminds me of The Hobbit.

[–]m0cl0v -2 points-1 points ago

that's a goat ha

[–]marcm6246 -1 points0 points ago

Damn, just saw on my local news that this was a hoax, made by design students, unimpressed.

[–]Pinklizard26 0 points1 point ago

That's terrible what a mean fucking bird!

[–]GeneralBS 0 points1 point ago

How else is he suppose to feed his babies?

[–]BoatLiker1488 -3 points-2 points ago

they dont steal children you mongoloidian dumbshit

[–]hatemakeshate 0 points1 point ago

scumbag eagle