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[–]Akira_25921 906 points907 points ago

If you look at the floor, you can see he doesn't use any tissue paper.

[–]P4TTYCAKES 257 points258 points ago

Fapman's butler is going to be in so much trouble now

[–]funnywhennecessary 241 points242 points ago

NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA FAPMAN

[–]jakfischer 370 points371 points ago

I for one would rather have it called a masterbatorium.

[–]joemangle 244 points245 points ago

"Shall you be retiring to the masterbatorium, Master Wayne?"

[–]badirrelevantpuns 318 points319 points ago

Shall you be retiring to the masturbatorium, Master Bates? FTFY

[–]rhetorical_twix 96 points97 points ago

"fapinit cabinet"

[–]shoebob 19 points20 points ago

Flogg it closet.

[–]HelmetHitter 18 points19 points ago

Spank tank.

[–]angryhuman 20 points21 points ago

Squirt Locker

[–]Chicken_Mercenary 11 points12 points ago

Jack shack.

[–]KKJules821 2 points3 points ago

The Whack Shack

[–]fadnessd 1 point2 points ago

Tuggy Cubby.

[–]gargantuan 37 points38 points ago

The server always waits while the Master Bates

[–]Urgoth40 1 point2 points ago

charles dickens came up with this a while ago lol

[–]fubadubdub 52 points53 points ago

Master Wang

[–]jsmcc13 31 points32 points ago

Master Wank

[–]IntenseSapience 39 points40 points ago

Let's not forget his loyal sidedick, Rubbin'.

[–]WordOfGav 7 points8 points ago

It appears that this man's secret identity is none other than: Sol Rosenburg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSAM21EM1WE

[–]the_real_dray 10 points11 points ago

join the rubclub now!

[–]GoGoGadge7 31 points32 points ago

fpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfppffppfpfpfpfpfpfpfp FAPMAN!

[–]Post_Patrol 2 points3 points ago

You are missing one NA.

[–]DivineIntervention 156 points157 points ago

We had the cum sock, the cum boxers, the cum box, and the cum desk. Now we have... the cum cave.

[–]zaisanskunk 167 points168 points ago

Still a cumbox. Just a very large cumbox.

[–]M0RG4NFR33M4N 57 points58 points ago

Just wait til it fills up... shudders

[–]molrobocop 70 points71 points ago

"Even with 5 gallons of gasoline, it would.not.burn."

[–]averysadgirl 19 points20 points ago

Cum sock and cum desk, where are they? Please link...

[–]DivineIntervention 32 points33 points ago

Sorry, I don't have the link for cum socks but I know another redditor can deliver for me. Cum socks are common alternatives for the fapper who does not use tissues or toilet paper. Here's the updated album for the cum desk: http://imgur.com/a/cFtxc

[–]SynthemescTheX 20 points21 points ago

I like how the one guy's side is nicely decorated and colorful, and the other guy's side is empty and boring. Setting up a desk like that just screams "I'm masturbating while you're in the room". Bleh.

[–]averysadgirl 4 points5 points ago

Does OP know it's cum?

[–]MaxFrenzy 5 points6 points ago

If you're referring to the cum desk, I was also wondering if it was ever validated. It kind of looks like the roommate dips and just spits into the desk drawer, which is also gross.

[–]Upvoting_Fairies 8 points9 points ago

I think cum socks are fairly common, but here's the desk and the update.

[–]FredFredrickson 44 points45 points ago

When I first saw this, I thought, eh, just a hidden computer, not an actual fapcave.

Then I spotted the floor (pun intended).

[–]ICISIC 13 points14 points ago

Least the floor is fireproof now.

[–]ReeG 16 points17 points ago

he should really get a box for that...

[–]IntoTheWildWildernes 46 points47 points ago

Party in the Fapcave (Definitely NSFW) http://i.imgur.com/B6l1V.gif

[–]Jumpset 46 points47 points ago

I didn't see that NSFW warning in time. I need to stop clicking everything that doesn't have bright glowing warnings on it.

[–]laser22 14 points15 points ago

I clicked the link, realized what it was, then did the "oh shit did anyone see that?" look around the office. lol.

[–]krazykellen 15 points16 points ago

Just your sys admin.

[–]bikersquid 5 points6 points ago

uhhh source?

[–]Series_of_Accidents 12 points13 points ago

It's just the next evolution of the cumbox.

[–]polynomials 5 points6 points ago

I really wish you hadn't pointed that out.

[–]ki2ahud2ud16 4 points5 points ago

He uses the chair to wipe it in, hence the texture.

[–]RugerRedhawk 1 point2 points ago

Tissue paper? The stuff used in gift bags?

[–]fart_barfunkel 411 points412 points ago

This is counter-intuitive to my fapping habits. I'm a sprawler.

[–]WhipIash 35 points36 points ago

Could you elaborate?

[–]pattwell 187 points188 points ago

I'm assuming he means that his legs move about wildly while masturbating.

[–]glenlikespie 187 points188 points ago

Like windmills. It's a thing.

[–]TheIncendiaryDevice 63 points64 points ago

Some truly vivid imagery here folks.

[–]uneekfreek 21 points22 points ago

Im picturing a breakdancer windmilling while furiously masturbating

[–]vertigo1083 72 points73 points ago

[–]kent_stor 2 points3 points ago

[–]WhatTheFhtagn 1 point2 points ago

I can confirm this. Source: I lose control of my limbs when I get aroused.

[–]scottsimsa 1 point2 points ago

The Batwing

[–]ZeekySantos 30 points31 points ago

He needs to be able to recline, relax, spread his arms and legs while he goes to town on himself. This thing is a fucking cramped closet with no room to get comfortable. Hell, there doesn't even look like enough room to have your elbow to the side in that thing.

[–]idontwantausernameok 92 points93 points ago

Gotta get the lean going... http://imgur.com/GLboX

[–]lucidqueef 32 points33 points ago

I just now noticed that guy has a sweet apartment. Wood floors, LA, view of the city.

[–]dead_brony 15 points16 points ago

You'd think there'd be glare on his screen.

[–]RoyRules 1 point2 points ago

That character is inspired by a developer at Blizzard.

[–]PTEHZA 3 points4 points ago

It's actually just a painting of a window, city and blinds on the wall. Hard to tell with SP.

[–]Bardlar 13 points14 points ago

He likes to fap in a semi-spread-eagle position. I have to agree. No space for motion sitting up straight like that.

[–]fart_barfunkel 7 points8 points ago

I like to get fully aroused with all my senses. Fapping in the spread-eagle position (especially after a long, strenuous exercise session) allows me to tap into the erotic aroma and really gets my inner animal going.

I would show you my stirrups, but they are in the shop getting deloused.

[–]silentdicksallday 56 points57 points ago

i almost peed

[–]omaha_shanks 44 points45 points ago

Are you incontinent?

[–]WhoNeedsRealLife[!] 34 points35 points ago

The opposite. He tried and failed.

[–]fart_barfunkel 9 points10 points ago

Keep going, you make actually be close to squirting!

[–]KarmaTrainwreck 386 points387 points ago

It must be so fucking uncomfortable in there... Imagine the heat from the computer, the lack of oxygen, the enclosed smell... Jesus christ

[–]Snarlz42 256 points257 points ago

Close the door! You're letting all the stank out!!

[–]bubbameister33 12 points13 points ago

And boom goes the dynamite.

[–]Pragmataraxia 5 points6 points ago

Dammit, you're getting down-voted, and I wouldn't have placed it without the extra hint.

[–]red321red321 487 points488 points ago

It's the Ejacularium of Dr. Porn-Asses.

[–]jzpenny 99 points100 points ago

Mr. Masturbatorum's Fapperation Orgasmatorium

[–]smififty 25 points26 points ago

Dr. Kajerkian assisted fapicide

[–]The_5th_of_November 2 points3 points ago

Tagging you as Dr. Porn-Asses.

[–]forgotmypassword169 7 points8 points ago

Underappreciated comment of the year, right here...

[–]oh_shit_its_candleja 39 points40 points ago

Yes, posted 6 minutes ago and still not shown enough love WTF REDDIT

[–]Picklwarrior 10 points11 points ago

Two minutes when it was deemed unappreciated

[–]YMCAle 16 points17 points ago

Not to mention if you ever got a significant other, their discovery of this place would be an interesting moment.

[–]lofi76 7 points8 points ago

Twist: she's got her own cave.

[–]Chavran 2 points3 points ago

Does she ever!

[–]masters1125 2 points3 points ago

Unlikely to happen.

[–]Brett_Favre_4 10 points11 points ago

I'll be in my bunk.

[–]Pyrofallout 12 points13 points ago

Well FWIW I don't see the computer in there anywhere, only the monitor, keyboard, mouse, speakers and an external optical drive.

[–]JBHUTT09 2 points3 points ago

It probably wouldn't be too hard to cut a circular hole and install a fan. Or several fans. I think it looks kind of cozy. Imagine how warm it would be on a cold winter day. Install surround sound, nice comfy chair, minifridge, etc. Possibly add a window that could open or close. Oh man I need to build me one of these.

[–]regularfreakinguser 7 points8 points ago

Yeah kind of like a bedroom.

[–]grundose 2 points3 points ago

It's almost like auto-erotic asphyxiation, but with less chance of death.

[–]KennethEdmonds 59 points60 points ago

The seat should be a toilet. And also you need a snack cabinet in there.

[–]aytchyaboy 34 points35 points ago

For sure. That sweaty jizz smell isn't quite strong enough to dissuade intruders, definitely would need a few fresh dumps and some rotting food to get the real stank a-brewin'

[–]SellinThings 128 points129 points ago

Cum box 2.0

[–]grannysquirt 35 points36 points ago

We should try burning it.

[–]SellinThings 26 points27 points ago

Can't.

[–]Badgermeister 16 points17 points ago

We need to use the sword of Godric Gryffindor.

[–]Gelasio 71 points72 points ago

Schrödinger's fap

[–]SimilarImage 350 points351 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
1 year jasonjulias What are those stains on the floor /r/pics 104 202
1 year Zinidane Just some ordinary closet.... /r/pics 52 78
1 year MySperm Gamers I heard you like your private space /r/funny 336 576

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[–]amethystpurple 24 points25 points ago

I have this image on my hard drive, it's dated Friday March 19th 2010.

[–]joemangle 40 points41 points ago

And here I was thinking we were all experiencing this image together, for the first time. I had a special feeling that turned out to be a lie.

[–]bowlama 38 points39 points ago

Karmabot you've come to save us :O!

[–]patheticgirl34 39 points40 points ago

Know how we know WTF is a joke now? The top images associated with this repost are from /r/pics and r/funny. Two subreddits that should never constitute WTF.

[–]mtrayno1 87 points88 points ago

Looks like a captains chair out of an 80's rape van... Poetic.

[–]EightWhiskey 6 points7 points ago

It's a captains chair from a circa 1992 Chevy gladiator can. My band happens to tour in one and I happen to know that, on at least one occasion, one was used in a similar fashion to OPs.

[–]J3RK 5 points6 points ago

Definition of MAUVE

1 a : a moderate purple, violet, or lilac color

[–]Humperdink_Fangboner 5 points6 points ago

The mauve avenger!

[–]Tokyocheesesteak 12 points13 points ago

Hotbox it.

[–]jdym00 26 points27 points ago

If you build it, they will cum.

[–]aytchyaboy 2 points3 points ago

[–]metalgeargreed 45 points46 points ago

Not really wtf worthy. Just kinda cool.

[–]narcolepticpilot 3 points4 points ago

Bro. There is baby gravy on the floor. That is WTF worthy.

[–]Prax150 34 points35 points ago

This should be in /r/shutupandtakemymoney

[–]mcfandrew 0 points1 point ago

You beat me to it. You came here first. Oh, damn it.

[–]ispeakfrench 2 points3 points ago

For those who understand French: la Tente-à-crosse!

[–]selly112090 33 points34 points ago

I would smoke SO MUCH WEED IN THERE

[–]Blaphtome 17 points18 points ago

THIS! Get high as fuck and get lost for hours in an RPG.

[–]what_the_actual_luck 148 points149 points ago

THIS

IS

NOT

WTF

IT

IS

FUNNY

OR

MILDLYINTERESTING

WHY

DO

YOU

GUYS

UPVOTE

WHY

[–]RadicalSally 71 points72 points ago

Your comment format is /r/mildlyinfuriating

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[–]crumbledstone 4 points5 points ago

Isn't that what your significant other is for?

[–]30thCenturyMan 5 points6 points ago

Amen brother

[–]andrewsmith1986 59 points60 points ago

I imagine that a lot of people think that this is how I reddit.

[–]funnywhennecessary 34 points35 points ago

I always thought you would be lonely on a mountain in Tibet, wearing nothing but a small rag. While sitting on a stone throne you are sharing your wisdom with us and you type on a keyboard that is older than mankind.

Either that or fapcave.

[–]falousco 4 points5 points ago

Definitely fapcave.

[–]MyGodLookAtAllThePoo 12 points13 points ago

I'm not hearing a denial...

[–]andrewsmith1986 14 points15 points ago

I neither confirm nor deny the existence of my fapcave

[–]grzigorze 3 points4 points ago

this is SO fucking old

[–]OhTheSweetTea 10 points11 points ago

This shouldn't be on /r/wtf, try /r/pics.

[–]TheMediaSays 11 points12 points ago

A true masturbatorium!

[–]albequirky 4 points5 points ago

A wanktuary, if you will.

[–]RobinJ24 3 points4 points ago

This isn't WTF, this is awesome! I don't get why you named it fapcave though. No need to hide to fap unless you still live with your parents.

[–]funkychicken99 2 points3 points ago

the "rubclub"

[–]CagSwag 2 points3 points ago

Every morning he would cum out of the closet.

[–]lego_batman 2 points3 points ago

no towel rack, rookie mistake

[–]awesomeAMP 11 points12 points ago

This is pretty cool and all, but I dont think this is material for r/wtf

[–]SteampunkHedgehog 10 points11 points ago

This makes me go "WTF?!" like the reddit alien on the top left.

The fact that this has so many upvotes on /r/wtf is more wtf than the gamer closet.

[–]bmes_ 4 points5 points ago

Fartroom

[–]DocDru 18 points19 points ago

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na FAP MAN!!

[–]MasterClown 74 points75 points ago

sidekick is Throbbin...

[–]Hellspark08 23 points24 points ago

Look out, Fapman! It's The Choker!

[–]Harold_Spoomanndorf 3 points4 points ago

Quote the Fiddler: "Fiddle-me-this, Fap Man!"

[–]mugwump10 5 points6 points ago

Diddler.

FYFY

[–]Harold_Spoomanndorf 1 point2 points ago

LMFAO

I like that one even better :D

"Diddle-me-this, Fap Man."

[–]Retr0_v1rus 15 points16 points ago

[–]owlsrule143 8 points9 points ago

I love how I had to count out the syllables to make sure it was right. Good work

[–]pgsgdd 2 points3 points ago

a random title doesn't make this /r/wtf material

[–]xSGAx 5 points6 points ago

At first, I thought this is AMAZING and it should be in /r/funny if anything.

However, after seeing the floor, wtf aye?! This man is ruining the greatest idea I've ever seen.

[–]______________Nebag 3 points4 points ago

How is this WTF, you fucking dumbass

[–]averysadgirl 0 points1 point ago

Are those stains? that's fucking disgusting!

[–]kevie3drinks 1 point2 points ago

You need to install a lotion deployment device, along with an auto-tissue.

Edit: I would call it the Jack-pod.

[–]Mocha23 0 points1 point ago

Mitt Romney????? I see those binders full of women on top of your cave

[–]soundsofdwa 2 points3 points ago

That's like a rape van for yourself.

[–]Hyperguy20 2 points3 points ago

How is this WTF?

[–]Lightfail 0 points1 point ago

WHY THE FUCKING FUCK IS THIS IN MOTHERFUCKING WTF MOTHERFUCKER?

[–]great_gape 2 points3 points ago

Look closer at enhanced photo.

[–]bryonyy 4 points5 points ago

Is it too late to amend my letter to Santa? Will he get it in time? I want this

[–]specialk4256 4 points5 points ago

What is this, a fapcave for ants?

[–]steelexpresso 4 points5 points ago

WANT

[–]Kaminaaaaa 4 points5 points ago

GOD DAMMIT, THIS IS NOT WTF MATERIAL

[–]dukemn 3 points4 points ago

I find his choice of mousepad more disgusting than the dried jizz on the floor.

[–]ItIsWhatItIsGuy 0 points1 point ago

Worst panic room ever.

[–]typicaldude 1 point2 points ago

Nice, I need to get me one of those

[–]RizzoFromDigg -1 points0 points ago

That rug really ties the room together...

[–]Shannynh 2 points3 points ago

Imagine the smell...

[–]joetromboni 19 points20 points ago

rich mahogany and leather?

[–]neir 6 points7 points ago

Straight up gasoline.

[–]virtual133 -1 points0 points ago

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!

[–]F0LEY -1 points0 points ago

How dare you come in here! This is my masturbatorium!

[–]skinturtle -1 points0 points ago

Not needed for fapping....but I'd like to have one of those anyways.

[–]takenwithapotato -1 points0 points ago

That is...if you could even move with that much space between the keyboard and the chair

[–]exozeitgeist -1 points0 points ago

Stains on the floor.

[–]hardkushpack -1 points0 points ago

love the title

[–]ironpowerful -1 points0 points ago

All I can think about is that greasy man-cave smell. shudder.

[–]backwardsloveisevol 0 points1 point ago

My husband would fap the shit outtah that cave.

[–]Slack_Irritant 1 point2 points ago

i dig that persian mouse rug

[–]skippyG 0 points1 point ago

is there a fan or any type of air flow fan?

Looks like it could get stinky in there very quickly.

[–]Entropy_Greene 0 points1 point ago

If this was in perhaps a dorm room where you are not living alone I think it's genius. My first year at college I lived in a dorm and let me tell you fapping was no fun.

[–]HOBOHUNTER5000 0 points1 point ago

"David liked the smell of his own flatulence so much, he concocted a special capsule to hold in all that gravy gas."

[–]grandehead 0 points1 point ago

Must smell great in there.

[–]Spaghettihouse 1 point2 points ago

Archeologists found stains on the floor, which led them to believe the construction may be what our ancestors would call a "Masturbatorium" - a sanctuary of seclusion where sexual tension would be relieved.

[–]chrisksc 0 points1 point ago

Does it come in birch veneer?

[–]Mocha23 0 points1 point ago

Not much elbow room with the door closed.

[–]nedyah1 0 points1 point ago

not enough elbow room

[–]jbulla1967 0 points1 point ago

Either that dude is a South paw or he has the mouse set up on the wrong side. The positioning of the single armrest tells me he needs to switch the keyboard around. Rookie mistake. Tear it all down and rebuild.

[–]hairy_cock 0 points1 point ago

Poor mans panic room

[–]elarobot 0 points1 point ago

could any other enclosed space in the history of mankind smell more like farts?

[–]joemangle 0 points1 point ago

All it needs is a sign on the outside, "Knock Before Entering."

[–]TheMagnus 0 points1 point ago

Genius setup though. But; jizz on the floor...

[–]JAYCEECAM 0 points1 point ago

WHY.... did I never think of that?

[–]polynomials 0 points1 point ago

This is weird because there is no chance of getting walked in on but the setup makes it obvious what you are doing in there at least some of the time. But I suppose this could be cool for gaming as well.

[–]slyguy42o 0 points1 point ago

does anyone else see a face on that paper bag on the right?

[–]Atchman17 0 points1 point ago

Where is the box?

[–]Jonny_Osbock 0 points1 point ago

3000 upvotes in 2 hours... Reddit feels understood