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[–]Dreeeder 655 points656 points ago

Damn she looks so good I kinda wanna take her prisoner, make her dress up in a metal bikini, and keep her in chains while I eat ridiculously large amounts of food.

[–]JabbaDHutt 1058 points1059 points ago

I wouldn't recommend that... Turned out poorly for me.

[–]digital11 186 points187 points ago

1 Year, 2 Months, 8 Days... Well done sir.

[–]BoyScholar 54 points55 points ago

The prophecy is fulfilled, the end times are upon us.

[–]runsoutofspace 11 points12 points ago

Yeah, end times are Friday.

[–]JabbaDHutt 4 points5 points ago

We will all fall into a giant rancor pit.

[–]0mnificent 9 points10 points ago

It's an older code, but it checks out.

[–]karltee 21 points22 points ago

It didn't work well for your cousin too. PizzaDHutt

[–]therealjgreens 0 points1 point ago

You speak the common tongue?

[–]JediMasterEvan5 136 points137 points ago

And have her choke me till I pass out!

[–]dauntlessmath 68 points69 points ago

Nice try, David Carradine.

[–]hemenway_90 89 points90 points ago

[–]Misharum_Kittum 15 points16 points ago

Lana. LANA! LAAAAANAAAAAAAAAAA!

[–]hemenway_90 11 points12 points ago

Danger zone!

[–]beigecabinet 6 points7 points ago

WWWWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAAATTTTTT!!!!!!

[–]lemony_snicket 25 points26 points ago

[–]strong_grey_hero 75 points76 points ago

[–]aryen 5 points6 points ago

Where's this from?

[–]lemony_snicket 5 points6 points ago

The popular television show Boardwalk Empire, the livewire character 'Gyp Rosetti' likes to fuck women with a belt tied round his neck and let them choke him out.

[–]I_decide_up_or_down 9 points10 points ago

Not much love for Boardwalk Empire I see.

[–]Feevil 55 points56 points ago

I always wondered who Jewel Staite reminded me of...

[–]skysinsane 19 points20 points ago

Oh my gosh. You are so right

[–]fistman 4 points5 points ago

that means that when Jewel reaches 50, she'll look like....NOOOOOooooooo!

[–]prince_from_Nigeria 257 points258 points ago

she was young, so hot, famous and high on coke yet you have never seen her pussy. even mark and harrison haven't!

simpler times...

[–]seedlesssoul 85 points86 points ago

Now I think Hollywood only gives you coke if you flash your snatch.

[–]DraugrMurderboss 50 points51 points ago

Nic Cage makes his own coke. But it's not regular cocaine, it's a special blend that makes you whisper the start of your sentences and yell at the end of them.

[–]shindelins 32 points33 points ago

And adds gun powder, because he saw it in a movie he was in

[–]niggadatass 13 points14 points ago

And adds gun powder, BECAUSE HE SAW IT IN A MOVIE HE WAS IN

[–]north7 69 points70 points ago

I'm pretty sure Harrison has. She's admitted to having an affair with him during filming of the original trilogy.

[–]unDeadmau5 381 points382 points ago

It was just one time. He shot first, and that was the end of that.

[–]JoshuaIan 35 points36 points ago

Bravo.

[–]ohdeargodhelpme 50 points51 points ago

I don't blame her.

Uh...I mean him.

[–]Gryndyl 9 points10 points ago

Also remember her telling a story about him hiding naked in her dressing room closet.

[–]redgroupclan 5 points6 points ago

Anyone who got with her when she was young is lucky. She was quite the babe.

[–]FuriousGorilla 27 points28 points ago

I have heard the stories about how ill-fitting that slave bikini was, everyone on set was able to, in her words "see all the way to Florida".

[–]Hallc 8 points9 points ago

I have a "Making of Star Wars" book around here somewhere and it's in there somewhere.

[–]LogicallyFellatious 1 point2 points ago

Does that mean Carrie Fisher has a dick?

[–]T-REX_BONER 79 points80 points ago

[–]jewunit 180 points181 points ago

One beer. Wild party.

[–]asshat_backwards 30 points31 points ago

Yeah, but that's REBEL beer. Makes you strong enough to wrestle a gundark.

[–]9001 23 points24 points ago

strong enough to pull the ears off a gundark.

FTFY

[–]asshat_backwards 5 points6 points ago

Geez. I'm about as bright as a bantha.

[–]SirRonaldofBurgundy 73 points74 points ago

What were you expecting, one marijuana?

[–]Primeribsteak 34 points35 points ago

81x7

[–]zaisanskunk 69 points70 points ago

A WHOLE marijuana? Sir, any doctor will tell you that the human body cannot handle more than half of a marijuana.

[–]XeroG 29 points30 points ago

A close friend of mine overdosed from marijuana. He had over 3 marijuanas in his system and he just collapsed.

[–]CommentsOnFridays 61 points62 points ago

My friend had 5 marijuanas, now he is gay.

[–]brinkofjon 22 points23 points ago

This one guy who used to live in our apartment building, in the boiler room, but he wasn't the superintendent, although he did occasionally fix stuff, except now if I think about it he might have been homeless

Anyways, one time he did four whole pots and now he's Condoleezza Rice

[–]zaisanskunk 5 points6 points ago

Thought this was going to be a Fisher King reference.

[–]ByTheBeardOfZues 9 points10 points ago

Apparently just one marijuana is enough to kill a small Rancor.

[–]horrorshowmalchick 4 points5 points ago

Yeah, Fisher wasn't a massive coke head or anything..

[–]Jventure 28 points29 points ago

So I guess this is fake? NSFW, for the (grumpy) guy in the corner.

[–]fargin_bastiges 22 points23 points ago

I don't want anyone to answer you question so I can go on believing it's real.

[–]the_blackfish 13 points14 points ago

Naw, that bush would have been way huger back then. Like what she's laying on.

[–]skittles762 7 points8 points ago

Impressive, most impressive.

[–]Maox 5 points6 points ago

I don't know why that made me incredibly sad.

[–]SynxS- 7 points8 points ago

Can't unsee that nail.

[–]gothy_princess 281 points282 points ago

I'm fairly sure she snorted a garbage bag of coke just before this picture was taken.

[–]ihatecats18 123 points124 points ago

I looked for the coke fingernail right away too

[–]joeyofthejoe 8 points9 points ago

Me too, her middle nail is missing though.

[–]Sogeking99 8 points9 points ago

As a guy who has never done drugs, what do you mean?

[–]Maox 66 points67 points ago

He means that she inhaled a plastic garbage bag's volume of cocaine into her nasal cavity in order to feel nice in the immediate moments preceding the photo shoot.

[–]Sogeking99 14 points15 points ago

But how do you get to this conclusion.

[–]thnlwsn 62 points63 points ago

Carrie Fisher has been known to be a heavy coke user in her younger days.

[–]xenofixus 28 points29 points ago

She was a heavy drug user in the past including the filming of the original trilogy. This image was taken around that time, most likely while she was still addicted.

[–]Top_Hat_Monacle 29 points30 points ago

Wonder if she got that good Mos Eisley stuff.

[–]Rob1150 8 points9 points ago

Greedo snorted first.

[–]ohboycheese 8 points9 points ago

she said she still receives electro convulsive therapy every 6 weeks, according to wikipedia

[–]darkpaladin 4 points5 points ago

I've never heard of shock treatment for drug abuse.

[–]ohboycheese 3 points4 points ago

Here is the reference from the wiki link: http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-body/news/carrie-fisher-electroshock-therapy-helps-my-whacked-psyche-2011162

It might have been for bipolar disorder, and I may have misread some things

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

Judging by your username, I'm quite disappointed to see that you don't post on /r/OnePiece, Mr-Totally-not-Ussop.

[–]Sogeking99 10 points11 points ago

I've been busy saving the world, please forgive my absence.

[–]WhitbyRoadSoldier 4 points5 points ago

like the title says, innocent! now if it were a tub-load!

[–]lolpancakeslol 55 points56 points ago

Young and innocent.

Reddit's favorite.

[–]Catsler 66 points67 points ago

Cheers to you, sir!

[–]joker_or_thief 42 points43 points ago

I have a feeling that someone, somewhere, will have already turned that into an upvote gif.

[–]ih8karma 10 points11 points ago

My life replys will never be the same.

[–]kenz101 2 points3 points ago

That's because it's already been made.

[–]aaa313 129 points130 points ago

I would have licked her butthole

[–]MrDoe 21 points22 points ago

Who wouldn't have?

[–]SavageNoble 36 points37 points ago

I wouldn't have.

Just kidding. I would have.

[–]yuruku 17 points18 points ago

BONUS: probably tasted like sweet sweet cocaine!

[–]Honda_TypeR 1 point2 points ago

The force is strong with this one.

[–]Nitro187 24 points25 points ago

CTRL+F: NSFW

Disappointed....

[–]kylolink 6 points7 points ago

Check again.

[–]touriste 90 points91 points ago

[–]KnowsAboutMath 43 points44 points ago

This will be the punishment that we all suffer for not dying.

[–]emohipster 63 points64 points ago

god why

[–]afihavok 115 points116 points ago

Because she's in her 50s.

[–]MrShittyFatTits 33 points34 points ago

This is why they say you should marry someone for their personality, not their looks. Because it's only a matter of time...

[–]Tinidril 62 points63 points ago

Never marry the daughter until you have seen the mother naked.

[–]IsaacLeibniz 22 points23 points ago

I've always lived by this rule but it always ends in the relationship ending or jail time. Usually both.

[–]moparornocar 9 points10 points ago

Like the highs and lows of a drug binge.

[–]warrenm649 59 points60 points ago

Because cake is delicious.

[–]negus123 18 points19 points ago

*coke

[–]The_Vizier 25 points26 points ago

The coke is a lie?

[–]LessLikeYou 4 points5 points ago

[–]Beatle_Matt 14 points15 points ago

Because time...

[–]wintremute 12 points13 points ago

Cocaine's a hell of a drug.

[–]brockboland 1 point2 points ago

Because thirty five years

[–]encaseme 0 points1 point ago

Want to upvote for providing clarity, want to downvote because :(

[–]Places_Santa_Hats 157 points158 points ago

[–]evilted 31 points32 points ago

What the.....OH! :)

[–]BP_WOYA 16 points17 points ago

I-O!

[–]SofaCommander 13 points14 points ago

People like you are the worst thing about Columbus.

[–]jenkins_009 8 points9 points ago

GO BUCKS!

[–]territorialpoplar 39 points40 points ago

ITT: Everyone tries to reap in the karma by mentioning Carrie Fisher's coke habit, since it has been mentioned on reddit a thousand times already. Seriously, it is the exact same thing as those little kids going "first!" on youtube, except it is actually worse, because most of you clearly weren't even close.

Pic related.
http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3s9c6y/

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

Aging sucks.

[–]godWEENsatan 6 points7 points ago

It's a FAP!

[–]Gary_Burke 25 points26 points ago

[–]Polar_Baer 28 points29 points ago

I'd watch it...

[–]tonyvila 4 points5 points ago

Young, yes. Innocent? No way.

[–]stolarz88 5 points6 points ago

Except for the coke nail

[–]thewalkingfred 22 points23 points ago

I can't stop noticing the long pinky fingernail in every picture of her now :(

[–]Spitinthacoola 39 points40 points ago

If you look, she only has one short fingernail. That must be her masturbation nail...

[–]thewalkingfred 66 points67 points ago

That woman has a fingernail for everything

[–]Spitinthacoola 6 points7 points ago

Utilinails: A Nail for Everthing... This is a brilliant idea. Or, Utilinails: A Fingernail for Every Job

Now all we need is someone with Photoshop and princess Leia is bound to have screwdrivers and spoons on her hands.

[–]thewalkingfred 2 points3 points ago

Swiss army nails. I thought of it, if you steal it ill sue the shit out of you.

[–]Big-Baby-Jesus 4 points5 points ago

She has said that she never had a "coke fingernail", and that she always used a rolled up bill.

[–]niceguydammit 7 points8 points ago

I like to think at some time she wasn't coked out and just a sweet kid.

[–]minecrafttroll 1 point2 points ago

By the time this picture was taken, she'd done more hard drugs than you and everybody you know combined.

[–]RealLeftWinger 2 points3 points ago

I have this picture as a mousepad.

[–]betascoo8 1 point2 points ago

This must have been taken a long time ago..

[–]MymomsnameisIrene 2 points3 points ago

Paul Simon was with her and eventually married to her around that time. The song Hearts and Bones is about her.

[–]poortographer 1 point2 points ago

Before the invention of Photoshop.

[–]krizo 1 point2 points ago

I'd luke her skywalker

[–]decoyyy 2 points3 points ago

welp...i have confirmed that my wiener works.

[–]rthaw 2 points3 points ago

CARRIEEEE.... I HAVE TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE FUTUUURRRRE!!!

[–]ErfwormJim 1 point2 points ago

Dem feet....

[–]grizzlywhere 2 points3 points ago

...Is that cocaine I see on her pinkie nail?

[–]Togbot 2 points3 points ago

Shes still got the coke nail and the coco puff eyes.

[–]SimilarImage 18 points19 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
4 months EntTypical Carrie Fisher <3 /r/StarWars 69 1026
1 year entre3000 It's Friday!!! So here's a Princess Leia wallpaper :D here 71 231
8 months SenorSam_ Carrie Fisher AKA Princess Leia here 743 1520

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[–]tridentloop 3 points4 points ago

I didn't realize until about two years ago exactly how hot she was.

[–]MindInsurgance 8 points9 points ago

So, you are now 14?

[–]EdwardJamez -1 points0 points ago

Oh My God

[–]GoogleBetaTester 0 points1 point ago

I think you mean "looked"

[–]icai 0 points1 point ago

So that's how she got the job.

[–]cdcformatc 1 point2 points ago

I am pretty sure Carrie Fisher has never been innocent.

[–]Corpsman223 0 points1 point ago

Well, she was young...

[–]wekiva 1 point2 points ago

Everybody's innocent of something.

[–]MarleyandtheWhalers 1 point2 points ago

You spelled "bangable" wrong.

[–]OneTwoThreeRepeater 1 point2 points ago

I would like to have sex with young Carrie Fisher.

[–]Knodi123 0 points1 point ago

she looks itchy. oh so itchy.

[–]flexnerwinterstein 0 points1 point ago

What year was this picture taken.?

[–]elalo 0 points1 point ago

It's kinda crazy that the woman in this photograph gets electro-shock-therapy every month or so or she gets unbearably depressed.

[–]alittletooraph 0 points1 point ago

o great, now I got wood at work

[–]asshat_backwards 0 points1 point ago

She doesn't look that young. And, frankly, she looks about as innocent as a porn star.

[–]dogfartmonster 0 points1 point ago

Later that night she snorted coke off R2-D2.

[–]URKARMACANSUCKMEOFF -1 points0 points ago

Except in actuality she is a card carrying psycho, and those eyes say "I want to stab you to death and play around with your blood."

[–]urshtisweak 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only person seeing the mom shorts?

[–]throwinfire92x 1 point2 points ago

Carrie Fisher looks like she wants me to have sex with her repeatedly. Its funny cause I assume I was around 0 when this was taken.

[–]alewis14151 0 points1 point ago

Getting old ain't fer sissies -

[–]jewboselecta 1 point2 points ago

I prefer her as a hairy bush nun

[–]BloodSoakedDoilies 0 points1 point ago

You misspelled "thin".

[–]I_am_an_intern 0 points1 point ago

I like unphotoshop photo.

[–]ih8karma 0 points1 point ago

The quality of the image is amazing, I wonder how many megapixels were on that camera.

[–]flowjaysimpson 0 points1 point ago

dayyyyyum!

[–]elMoW 0 points1 point ago

I came here to say, I'd still doink her. This was before I googled her. Talk about a puberty dream gone up in not enough anti aging lotion...

[–]memadbro 1 point2 points ago

I'll be in my bunk

[–]brianpepinski 0 points1 point ago

Now she looks all old and guilty

[–]jsantana2010 1 point2 points ago

I've said it before and I'll say it again. She totally looks like Sarah Chalke (Scrubs) in this picture, right?

[–]AGooDone 0 points1 point ago

She was so incredibly fine. She was hot even with those stupid hair-bun braids. That part when Vader says to blow Alderaan up anyway and she says "WHAT!?!" My pre-teen self is melting, major crush resurrected.

[–]Friiy 0 points1 point ago

Does she have some sort of toe issue, or is that just the way they are bent... Looks like she is missing a toenail..

[–]Apersonofinterest666 0 points1 point ago

No she doesn't. It's all in the eyes.

[–]Lamez 1 point2 points ago

It is crazy that this picture looks modern, but is not anywhere close to being modern.

[–]GovmentTookMaBaby 0 points1 point ago

How can you possibly say she looks innocent. She obviously knows what she wants based on that look, and it definitely seems to involve a light saber of some kind.

[–]Lame_Yoda 0 points1 point ago

Come to my swamp, she should.

[–]drynwhyl 0 points1 point ago

Wow she looks even better than in the films!

[–]deepsandwich 0 points1 point ago

Just a foal.

[–]Crowley_Bear 0 points1 point ago

ALL DAY LONG.

[–]rodentius 0 points1 point ago

Young, yes. Innocent, no.

[–]Enjjoi 0 points1 point ago

.. thanks now I have to go jack off.. for the third time today..

haha nah, she is ridiculously good looking tho

[–]bigfig 0 points1 point ago

Ahh yes, Studio 54, rampant free sex without condoms! How I'd nibble on those toes!

[–]SWEET_BUS_MAN 0 points1 point ago

DAT COKE NAIL!

[–]acalltoarms1087 0 points1 point ago

Mmm, princess lay ya'

[–]scottchman1 0 points1 point ago

i am one of the many in he past 40 years to make a deposit to the spank bank...

[–]MonaLot 0 points1 point ago

Yet we know neither are true.

[–]Beatlemaniacjng98 0 points1 point ago

Dat right pinkie?

[–]Crawlerado 0 points1 point ago

Subjective, does she have a British accent in this picture or not?

[–]JohnnyCrack 0 points1 point ago

Hot damn, I'd use the Force all right.

[–]jimhawking1 1 point2 points ago

Cute as faaauuurrkkk!!

[–]carRAMROD810 1 point2 points ago

Anyone else thinks she and Sarah Chalke look the same?

[–]Cornroll 0 points1 point ago

Why is she wearing a burlap sack?

[–]Quacksandpiper 0 points1 point ago

She has a bit of a Stevie Nicks thing going on there.

[–]SumYungGui_Will 0 points1 point ago

I was born in the wrong generation to have any hope of ever having coitus with her. :(

[–]smurftheburn 0 points1 point ago

TIL Carrie Fisher, like I, has Morton's toe. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morton's_toe)

[–]Vitalic123 1 point2 points ago

Yeah alright guys, we get it, she used to do drug. Let it go already.

[–]Dave80 0 points1 point ago

There is nothing innocent about that look!