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[–]WelGrow 526 points527 points ago

EXPLANATION: Chinese slang for male masturbation is "Shoot the Airplane". 打飞机(dafeiji)

This sign warns that someone "shoots" very quickly.

Warning: Premature Ejacualtor.

Its pun, playing on the silly euphemism used to describe a guy masturbating to completion. In Chinese, the real name is hardly used for vulgar things. For example; Anus is "Chrysanthemum", again playing off the vague resemblance.

In China, these little signs are popular. They're a silly joke in the form of a warning sign. Very "tongue in cheek" humor. Some people put this on their door or car as a joke, like a bumper sticker. Sometimes this gets put on your car as a prank.

EDIT: HERE is an example of the set I've seen in Hong Kong. I don't know of any websites that sell them directly to the US, I've just seem them in shops and on the street. T shirts, mugs, plastic signs, they make this type in all varieties.

EDIT (edit): You can buy Chinese Car Stickers online, there are similar, but less WTF. I see these type more in the mainland. HERE HERE & HERE I'm sure with enough digging, you can find the one above.

[–]Almost_Ascended 85 points86 points ago

In Taiwan the slang is "打槍" (Fire the gun). The text in the sign happen to read "Quick Gunner", so it applies in that case as well.

[–]badadee 25 points26 points ago

both are applicable in both countries

[–]orzamil 103 points104 points ago

Truly, masturbation transcends the barriers of nationality and language.

[–]glandyover 21 points22 points ago

Penises and hands are all more or less the same shape no matter what country you hail from.

[–]Bloodhoundr 8 points9 points ago

It'll bring us together one day you know!

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus 6 points7 points ago

Hands across the world!

[–]MadHatter69 4 points5 points ago

Penises too!

[–]snoonoo 12 points13 points ago

Here, hold mine!

[–]repaeR_mirG 9 points10 points ago

Sure...

[–]Cyberslasher 0 points1 point ago

I think there was a newgrounds video from halloween about this... its blocked atm so I can't link it.

edit: here. go touch yourselves, bastards.

[–]jtisch 0 points1 point ago

Time for a docking!

[–]papusman 0 points1 point ago

Yup! Like a corkscrew, right?

[–]cowpattie4 0 points1 point ago

Sorta relevant

[–]fanboat 0 points1 point ago

Well I didn't get it.

...Actually I must admit it was my first thought.

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    [–]LalaLilyr 0 points1 point ago

    (¬_¬) I don't even wanna start.

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      [–]ShrimpCrackers 0 points1 point ago

      Yup. These stickers are from the Taipei Brahmen group.

      [–]RuTsui 6 points7 points ago

      I bought like a dozen while I was over there. I love these stickers... I also bought a couple sick match boxes and a t-shirt that had the logos for the US 82nd and 101st Airborne and says "GOD DAMN THUNDER!"

      [–]manbearpig1204 0 points1 point ago

      Do you have an extra one I can buy...I kind of want this to hang in my office...

      [–]RuTsui 0 points1 point ago

      Sorry.. I know that every once in a while, someone will sell a set that they can ship here to the US, but they're hard to get a hold of outside of Taiwan... And even in Taiwan I ever only saw one of their kiosks at the Taipei night market.

      I could ask my cousin to buy one and ship it over for me if you really want one. I haven't bought anyone anything for Christmas, so I'd have no problem arranging this.

      [–]manbearpig1204 0 points1 point ago

      If you could actually make that happen I would love you forever...and ever.

      [–]RuTsui 0 points1 point ago

      LET'S MAKE THIS HAPPEN!

      Do you want this sticker shown specifically? As long as I'm doing this, I'm going to order a few, but you have special interest in the jizzing airplanes one, yes?

      [–]manbearpig1204 0 points1 point ago

      AWESOME!

      Yes please, this one specifically! I enjoy shooting down planes with jizz thoroughly!

      [–]HolyShazam 0 points1 point ago

      I always thought it was 打手槍...perhaps I'm not up to date with my Chinese masturbation slang.

      [–]lots_of_sarcasm 0 points1 point ago

      Same thing. 打手槍 is firing the handgun.

      [–]sirtrogdor 14 points15 points ago

      I knew what the sign said thanks to a Vietnamese friend I had in high school He was always going around saying "USA?" (U Shoot Airplanes?)

      [–]compto35 7 points8 points ago

      Great, now whenever I see a chrysanthemum, all I'm going to be able to think about is anus.

      [–]superflippy 2 points3 points ago

      And if a guy ever gives me a bouquet of chrysanthemums, I'm going to wonder whether he's cheap or wants something specific.

      [–]small_root 1 point2 points ago

      If it's just one chrysanthemum among a bunch of roses, it's pretty self-explanatory.

      [–]kukkuzejt 0 points1 point ago

      BREAKING NEWS: Global chrysanthemum market crashes after Reddit comment.

      In the US: Funny Junk lawyer Charles Carreon's home overflows with delivered chrysanthemum bouquets.

      Elsewhere: Florists around the world have to pay to get their chrysanthemums carted away and disposed of.

      [–]Darktidemage 9 points10 points ago

      who do you think shoots quicker, someone who jerks off 10 times a day or someone who never jerks off?

      [–]greatunknownpub 8 points9 points ago

      Scientists and philosophers have been working on this for centuries. It's truly a question for the ages.

      [–]ninereeds314 7 points8 points ago

      But it's very hard to study. After all that searching, still no-one can find anyone who never jerks off.

      [–]small_root 0 points1 point ago

      Well they did that one time, then Chris Hanson and the cops came crashing in.

      [–]FreshFruitCup 0 points1 point ago

      Is this a trick question?

      [–]kukkuzejt 0 points1 point ago

      I think this guy is onto something!

      [–]casualblair 1 point2 points ago

      Trick question, it's a horse sized duck.

      [–]Manial 7 points8 points ago

      Here I thought it was just an awkwardly designed sign telling people not to shine lasers at planes.

      [–]xnerdyxrealistx 4 points5 points ago

      pew pew pew

      [–]scroom38 0 points1 point ago

      Is there somewhere online to get these?

      [–]WelGrow 0 points1 point ago

      Your best bet, beyond doing a gift exchange with a Redditor in China, is websites like this or this or this.

      Sometimes, you can ask these wholesalers to collect a set for you and ship in bulk, but digging though these types of sites can take a lot of patience to find what you want.

      [–]scroom38 0 points1 point ago

      Thanks, Ill poke around those sites. My local swap meet might have stuff like that too.

      [–]realword 1 point2 points ago

      Masturbating men? My first guess would be Chatroulette, but I suppose any site with webcam capabilities will do.

      [–]scroom38 0 points1 point ago

      If I want to see a man masturbate, I can do that myself. On a related note, no I don't want to watch other men masturbate.

      [–]Maclimes 1 point2 points ago

      Well, shit. TIL.

      [–]manas_b 0 points1 point ago

      Well I thought it meant don't aim laser pointers at aircraft.

      [–]amanitus 0 points1 point ago

      Left side, second one down. Is that a sea of titties?

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        [–]leastwise 28 points29 points ago

        Ah, the classic hijack-off.

        [–]Uitklapstoel 20 points21 points ago

        It's a Pickachu sticking his head out of his fly.

        Also, boobs on the left?

        [–]ColonOBrien[S] 11 points12 points ago

        ...or a really surprised man.

        [–]reddit111987 2 points3 points ago

        Most likely it's one of those waves that has boobs.

        [–]joshsg 4 points5 points ago

        a boobnami warning sign

        [–]reddit111987 4 points5 points ago

        The karma distribution in this thread did not go my way...

        [–]greyshades 42 points43 points ago

        Am I the only one noticing the shark fin with tits next to it? Obviously, these are warning signs for some amazing Asian porno fetishes that we're not cool enough to understand yet.

        But for science, I'll head to the roof of my apartment (under the JFK flight paths) and jerk off at planes at sunrise. If it's magical or dangerous, I'll report back.

        Edit: I accidentally stuff.

        [–]stinkytaco 12 points13 points ago

        Edit: I accidentally stuff.

        I bet you did.

        [–]ColonOBrien[S] 17 points18 points ago

        Pics or it didn't happen.

        [–]DiabloConQueso 1 point2 points ago

        Am I the only one noticing the shark fin with tits next to it?

        Land shark has a new disguise!

        [–]ExplodingUnicorns 5 points6 points ago

        shark fin with tits

        I'm pretty sure that's a warning sign against watching the porno industries attempt at parodying Jaws. It didn't end well for some of the actors.

        [–]raynehk14 1 point2 points ago

        That sign would most probably be 波濤洶湧 the wave is furious where 波濤 means wave. And as in Chinese the word 波 can both mean wave or boobs, it is just a stupid pun which draws boobs into waves (or waves into boobs)...

        [–]Joshfromhb 0 points1 point ago

        I never want to try and learn Chinese. I might explode.

        [–]1337n008 1 point2 points ago

        It doesn't help either when 洶(violent?) sounds like 胸 (chest/breast) as well.

        [–]greatunknownpub 0 points1 point ago

        You're going to wind up on the no-fly list for that.

        [–]SkarlathAmon 1 point2 points ago

        Cue the FBI knocking on your door for 'Shooting at Airplanes'.

        [–]InsertCredditNow 0 points1 point ago

        I noticed those tits before the ejaculation picture...

        [–]jay_jennings 6 points7 points ago

        Might not even be a warning. Could be an advertisement. Or an instruction.

        [–]ColonOBrien[S] 9 points10 points ago

        "It's totally cool to blow your load on passing planes."

        [–]jay_jennings 4 points5 points ago

        "If you must eject, why not masturbate until we find you?"

        [–]willymo 2 points3 points ago

        ejectulate

        [–]Squeezymo 4 points5 points ago

        It might even be a plane shooting down a man's penis from the sky.

        [–]KaramjaRum[!] 7 points8 points ago

        In Chinese "da fei ji" or literally "shoot the airplane" is slang for masturbation. Kinda like how we have "choking the chicken". That's not what it says though. Can't read it, I'm sadly illiterate :(

        [–]RuTsui 2 points3 points ago

        It says 'Kuai qiang shou'

        Or shoot the gun.

        Which is the Taiwanese way of saying "shoot the airplane"

        Being Taiwanese, it's a little odd that this is in Simplified characters. I guess that's the younger generation? Or maybe because they have a lot of stuff geared towards foreigners?

        [–]rosscatherall 0 points1 point ago

        ... So when in Taiwan, bukkake the airplane with your fellow passengers before boarding, got it.

        [–]guoshuyaoidol 1 point2 points ago

        I'm assuming they're shipping these stickers to the mainland for maximal hilarity.

        [–]gwillyn 0 points1 point ago

        Something, something, hand.

        [–]TheBoldManLaughsOnce 1 point2 points ago

        We also have "bashing the bishop," "roughing up the suspect," "snapping the radish," and "spanking the monkey." But you won't hear us bragging about it.

        [–]MehNahMehNah 0 points1 point ago

        oh god you called it 'snapping the radish'? sounds more like a reference to PENIS FRACTURE

        [–]bodyboarding2 2 points3 points ago

        We shouldn't lift weights?

        [–]lord_of_thunder 5 points6 points ago

        Do not shake penis and discharge on low flying aircraft.

        [–]ColonOBrien[S] 6 points7 points ago

        ....what about biplanes?

        [–]Juandough 8 points9 points ago

        Make sure the wheels don't touch.

        [–]spider_on_the_wall 3 points4 points ago

        No, if they're biplanes, it's okay. They only have to avoid the wheels touching if you want a straightplane.

        [–]avengepluto 3 points4 points ago

        This question makes you sound biplane-curious.

        [–]mizo155 2 points3 points ago

        "Making penis-eye-contact with jet fighters on duty is strictly forbidden unless penis is steamy hot"

        [–]another_brick 4 points5 points ago

        WARNING: NO FAPPING ENFORCED BY AIRCRAFT.

        [–]fargoxx 2 points3 points ago

        Kumikaze

        [–]Dante2005 6 points7 points ago

        I realise that it is probably a laser pointer...but...

        [–]you_zehr_naime 6 points7 points ago

        Ohhhhh! Laser pointer. THAT's what the kids are calling it these days. …and believing they can shoot planes out of the sky with…

        [–]Dante2005 0 points1 point ago

        As a 42 year old man, I'm not so sure my finger is hovering over the pulse of popular culture, and to be honest if I am correct I can only assume the artist was taking some humorous liberties here.

        [–]you_zehr_naime 0 points1 point ago

        SHUT UP AND TAKE MY SPOOGE ROCKET!

        (I'm 40 very soon, and agree wholeheartedly. Pretty funny, really.)

        [–]ColonOBrien[S] 2 points3 points ago

        Phasers on cum...

        [–]you_zehr_naime 1 point2 points ago

        Fire Fapton Torpedoes.

        [–]konzserwas 0 points1 point ago

        They sort of can. There was a big shitstorm in my country recently, when some kids got powerful laser pointers, aimed them at landing planes, and on a couple occasions temporarily blinded the pilot.

        [–]DashAttack 0 points1 point ago

        The text is Chinese for "fast gunman". According to a Chinese movie it can also be translated as "marksman". As to what that means in context, your guess is as good as mine...

        [–]moon_slave 2 points3 points ago

        Has anyone ever read "Gravity's Rainbow"?

        [–]NotATinDog 2 points3 points ago

        Is...is that man shooting sperm at a jetplane while bacon floats nearby? O.o

        [–]Indestructavincible 0 points1 point ago

        Yes, that is clearly bacon emanating from the shaft of his cock.

        [–]NotATinDog 0 points1 point ago

        I was actually referring to the squiggly lines near the sides of his cock.

        [–]Indestructavincible 0 points1 point ago

        Yes, so was I, using English and everything.

        emanate - Originate from; be produced by.

        I just took it a step further than you and assumed his penis was involved in the existence of bacon.

        How to kill a joke? Challenge it's logic.

        [–]NotATinDog 0 points1 point ago

        I thought you were referring to the lines near the tip as those appear to be emanating from his cock much more than the squiggly lines do. The ones near the side look more like they are just hovering near his cock, and did not come from it.

        [–]BrokenNeverBeat 2 points3 points ago

        Mark: (walks out of building) "Dave! Holy fuck, Dave, they're back! Dave: (while pulling out his penis) "there's only one thing on this planet that can stop those Jets from cumming at us full forc--" Mark: Yur...dick? Dave: My dick, mark, my dick.

        [–]andylfc1993 0 points1 point ago

        The sign to the left only makes this worse.

        [–]netraven5000 0 points1 point ago

        Or better.

        [–]Zerrok 0 points1 point ago

        The guy who designed this just saw From Dusk Till Dawn before.

        [–]SIMPLYBUD 1 point2 points ago

        Jack off to fighter jets. Challenge Accepted.

        [–]shithappens88 0 points1 point ago

        the sign says... " forbidden shooting planes with your cum "

        [–]freakball 0 points1 point ago

        Above that: Caution - lifting bro

        [–]holdmeimcoming 0 points1 point ago

        I made a jerking off motion with my hand and said "pew" out loud. Like a lazer.

        [–]hate_sf_hobos 0 points1 point ago

        I now have the answer to the next post that asks, "If you could have one super power what would it be?"

        pew pew pew

        [–]squizziphish 0 points1 point ago

        I found one in Kansas http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/14p28o/my_penis_can_shoot_down_jets_saw_on_a_car_in_the/

        [–]Dawn_Of_The_Dave 1 point2 points ago

        Don't shine laser pens at aeroplanes?

        [–]wuggawugga21 0 points1 point ago

        i cant say i know chinese to back your thesis. but i will say this looks more like dont point a pocket laser at a jet, it sets off alarms saying that the jet is getting targeted by a guided missile. you can get in serious trouble for doing that

        [–]gangbangwangbang 0 points1 point ago

        Kinda like when people see those balls hanging off the tow hinge of a truck.

        [–]EvOllj 0 points1 point ago

        North Korean ainti air defense!

        [–]SugarKisses81 0 points1 point ago

        Don't ejaculate on jetliners, got it. I'll refrain.

        [–]Darktidemage 0 points1 point ago

        The dotted line indicates he is inside the cockpit. "Don't text while flying your fighter jet"

        [–]cunninglinguist81 0 points1 point ago

        Don't let a fighter jet drop bombs directly into your urethra, got it.

        [–]Hellwyrm 0 points1 point ago

        It's Bruce Lee kicking through a wall of water.

        [–]C4ndlejack 0 points1 point ago

        The one above that says "DYEL BRUH???" in Chinese.

        [–]RevWaldo 0 points1 point ago

        This is a serious problem, goddammit! (NSFW)

        [–]hiddenbeardfist 1 point2 points ago

        I think that's a joke poster which mean "Hit the plane", which is literally how they say Masturbate in Mandarin Chinese. Phonetically, it's Da (Hit) Fei Ji (Plane) or Da Fei Ji

        [–]Divernon 0 points1 point ago

        There isn't a circle with a line through it, so I will be doing that, thank you very much.

        [–]hellgrind666 0 points1 point ago

        Fuck you, my penis shoots missiles.

        [–]tamzarien 0 points1 point ago

        Pew Pew Pew!

        [–]ara_p 0 points1 point ago

        Pretty sure that's a laser pointer.

        [–]Blagginspaziyonokip 0 points1 point ago

        Reminds me of this

        [–]j9p3s 0 points1 point ago

        Talk about a cumshot...30,000 feet...impressive.

        [–]Indestructavincible 0 points1 point ago

        Maybe it's a small RC plane flying past his head. Still impressive, just not Hancock impressive.

        [–]Orange-silver-mouth 0 points1 point ago

        Relevant!

        [–]Pikkumake 0 points1 point ago

        But why is lifting prohibited?

        [–]yunker8008 0 points1 point ago

        "It's not illegal, it's frowned apon. Like masturbating on an airplane.

        I'm pretty sure that's illegal, too...

        Yeah, maybe after 9/11 when everyone got so sensitive. Thanks a lot, Bin Laden."

        [–]MarlaSingersBra 0 points1 point ago

        Please don't show us your smelly junk.

        [–]Lucky_Luuk 1 point2 points ago

        I can't even mastrubate to airplanes anymore?! I thought this was America!

        [–]the_walrus_was_ringo 0 points1 point ago

        Thanks, Bin Laden.

        [–]Eelin 0 points1 point ago

        I thought it was warning you not to point those laser pens at planes... Guess I was a little off.

        [–]KingShit_of_FuckMtn 0 points1 point ago

        What, you've never ejaculated a plane down?

        [–]BitesizeNinja 0 points1 point ago

        Well, can you really blame him? I mean look at the sign he's looking at...

        [–]syntenic 0 points1 point ago

        CAUTION: SHARKS WITH BOOBS edit: BOOBS ON ITS SIDE.

        [–]Picklemilkshakes 0 points1 point ago

        r/funny and r/WTF need to swap names

        [–]Sancer 0 points1 point ago

        laser pointer.

        [–]nederhoed 0 points1 point ago

        "No ejetculation in public"

        [–]obsaxman 0 points1 point ago

        I'm tired of all of this motherfuckin jizz on this motherfuckin plane.

        [–]SemajSemajSemaj 0 points1 point ago

        NO LIFTING?!?!?!

        [–]MrLurid 0 points1 point ago

        Is the one to the right "Watch out for sharks disguised as nude women"?

        [–]VoteFourPedro 0 points1 point ago

        Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

        [–]gimunu 0 points1 point ago

        I'd suggest: you can enhance your penis by adding a pulsed laser to hit but don't point it at planes

        [–]SixWhiteLies 1 point2 points ago

        Damn, I regularly have that problem where I'm jacking off and when cumming a heat-seeking micro-missile shoots forth from my swollen member and takes out the nearest passing fighter jet.

        I should probably goto the Doc about it.

        [–]The_HebrewHammer 0 points1 point ago

        Thats a real weapon of mass destruction

        [–]theterr 0 points1 point ago

        I don't think my semen is powerful enough to take down a plan.

        [–]CrooksAndCastles 0 points1 point ago

        Pretty sure it's telling you not to shoot a laser at a plane.

        [–]RadicalTomato 1 point2 points ago

        Hell, if you can hit an airplane with your semen, I implore you to do it more often. That's impressive.

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

        Laser pointer at airplane?

        [–]bronghits 0 points1 point ago

        I'm pretty sure thats a Chinese sign for POWERTHIRST

        [–]Blakus126 0 points1 point ago

        The pinyin and characters for those that are interested:

        快枪手 - Kuài qiāngshǒu - Fast gunman

        I'm sure the metaphor needs no explanation :P

        [–]bicyclemom 0 points1 point ago

        According to my phone's camera equipped Google Translate, that means "Fast Gunman"

        [–]mojorific 0 points1 point ago

        If you are aroused by bacon, aim your manhood at low flying planes.

        [–]doinsumthin 0 points1 point ago

        To the windows!! To the wall! Till that plane drop down and fall! AHHH SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET

        [–]Remmurd394 0 points1 point ago

        So that's a nice pair of tits just hanging out to the left there. Penis and tits at an airport, awesome!

        [–]wakawakaflame 0 points1 point ago

        meth is a helluva drug

        [–]Maezren 0 points1 point ago

        If that shit was true...the USA military would have my house flagged as a Anti-Aircraft weapons embankment.

        [–]FoolXProof 0 points1 point ago

        It doesn't look like a do not do sign but a warning that this is happening close by.

        [–]fragrantcankles 0 points1 point ago

        Pyew Pyew!

        [–]chrisksc 0 points1 point ago

        Stay classy China!

        [–]fragrantcankles 0 points1 point ago

        That's some pretty good sillhouette-art though, seriously. It somehow manages to capture the concentrated look on the face, the slight hunching of the back.... yes, I'm fapping as I type this.

        [–]TugLife 0 points1 point ago

        Thanks Osama.

        [–]goezzel 0 points1 point ago

        pew pew pew pew pew pew. MURICA

        [–]Anon1E1Mouse 0 points1 point ago

        DO YOU EVEN LIFT??

        [–]stallionora 1 point2 points ago

        Notice the nice luscious tits in the background. Perfect size

        [–]DTmothafucka 0 points1 point ago

        pew pew pew

        [–]francostine 0 points1 point ago

        Are you guys saying you don't jerk off at airplanes?

        [–]stealthcopter 0 points1 point ago

        Laser pelvic attack!

        [–]NSIHD 0 points1 point ago

        TIL don't cum on airplanes.

        [–]Fake_William_Shatner 0 points1 point ago

        I don't know if holding the laser pointer steady or shaking it when you shine the plane is any better.

        [–]BreSput 0 points1 point ago

        Warning: passing planes may rip penis apart.

        [–]FlyFightandCrow 0 points1 point ago

        You're telling me...I hate working out

        [–]ravelle 1 point2 points ago

        On the left I see something about titties.

        [–]thetsmitty 0 points1 point ago

        That is way too big for an Asian.

        [–]TheArtOfSelfDefense 0 points1 point ago

        Dude JAL has a lot of 747s in their fleet.

        [–]Moral_Gutpunch 0 points1 point ago

        I was in Japantown once and there was this hilarious book of warning signs (no text in any language). Sadly, the title was in Japanese, so I have no idea what it's called.

        Anyway, this post reminded me of it and I hope someone has a link to the product.

        [–]l3ane 0 points1 point ago

        As someone who once masterbated on a plain, that sign makes me feel extremely guilty.

        [–]TheArtOfSelfDefense 1 point2 points ago

        you mean, like in New Mexico?

        [–]l3ane 0 points1 point ago

        HAHA! Why did spell it that way? And I apparently misunderstood what the sign meant.

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        [–]Shabba-Doo 0 points1 point ago

        Don't let your telepathic pocket Chihuahua spit anti-aircraft beans. Seems obvious.

        [–]Darkblitz9 0 points1 point ago

        "Don't jack it in public or we'll shoot your dick off with a plane."

        [–]Ju1cY_0n3 0 points1 point ago

        Yeah, I never exercise...

        [–]ar3k5u 0 points1 point ago

        That looks tempting

        [–]RaoulDuke0401 0 points1 point ago

        He had bacon on both sides of his member...

        [–]ghost20063 0 points1 point ago

        China has warnings against Chuck Norris

        [–]kostcoguy 0 points1 point ago

        "Skeet shooting"

        [–]oskyyo 0 points1 point ago

        Yeah, well I see boobs in the next one. So at least he's got a reason to be doing...whatever it is he's doing.

        [–]TornadoDaddy 0 points1 point ago

        You no shoot dick laser!

        [–]aykevin 1 point2 points ago

        in cantonese, "shooting airplane" means masturbating

        [–]eninety2 0 points1 point ago

        Buy link?

        [–]elbruce 0 points1 point ago

        Y'all might not actually be capable of shooting down a passenger jet with your ejaculate, but folks like me need signage.

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