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And the award for boner-killer tattoo goes to... (imgur.com)

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[–]VanElSinger 79 points80 points ago

STOP SHAKING THE GODDAMN BABY!

[–]llort_revocrednu 8 points9 points ago

Support the head... tease the ear

[–]Aitioma 4 points5 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=XMEg6mfTfF4#t=451s

[–]ABusFullaJewz 7 points8 points ago

No no no, please don't shake the baby.

[–]SnetsCM 55 points56 points ago

Source. Looks like it's a shop, but a pretty good one, by Noel Bass. His other stuff is pretty neat too.

[–]gamerlen 13 points14 points ago

I was about to say... if that was real it must've hurt like hell.

[–]Cormophyte 16 points17 points ago

Could you even imagine. All the shading...all the nipple.

Like a million little fairies stabbing you in the tits.

[–]RaptorGoRawr 9 points10 points ago

I have my nipples and areolas tattooed into hearts - It's bad even if you have a masochistic side. Mine need to be touched up and have been putting it off for over 2 years now.

[–]ben120 6 points7 points ago

You mention this and have no pic, you break my heart. :'(

[–]hoikarnage 5 points6 points ago

If she has boobie tattoos and she is not showing them off, she's wasting her money!

[–]ben120 -1 points0 points ago

You sir have more precisely and concisely elucidated my thoughts on this matter then I have.

[–]Cormophyte 1 point2 points ago

I'm really good managing pain but that just sounds like something I wouldn't want to deal with. I have one on the back of my calf so I know the general feels.

On the other hand if you're gonna have nipple tattoos you might as well have them as clean as possible. Get them retouched! Aesthetics must be served!

[–]I3ombastic 1 point2 points ago

I have to ask...... Why

[–]gamerlen 1 point2 points ago

I don't want to imagine! D:

-covers ears- HAPPY THOUGHTS! HAPPY THOUGHTS! DX

[–]My_Drunk_Acct -3 points-2 points ago

Yeah, was going to point out that it is definitely a shop. Nipples either aren't in existence or they're very pointy downy. And the left one is much smaller.

[–]ducatimechanic 11 points12 points ago

I'm thinking a "I HAVE HERPES" tattoo in the small of her back surrounded by flames would actually beat this by a mile...

[–]rasputine 5 points6 points ago

This is known as the rodeo position. Trick is to stay on as long as possible while your partner tries to buck you off.

[–]Knews2Me 140 points141 points ago

Sarah Silverman?

[–]golg0than 98 points99 points ago

not enough body hair

[–]DashFerLev -1 points0 points ago

OOOOOHHHHHH!

[–]pepperpopcorn 10 points11 points ago

I thought it was that octomom

[–]steelbubble 3 points4 points ago

Not enough Botox

[–]Xtremeskierbfs 0 points1 point ago

not enough stretch marks

[–]Ghstfce 14 points15 points ago

That was my immediate thought

[–]Terrh 1 point2 points ago

it has to be. I can totally see her doing something like that too, just to be ridiculous.

[–]allaninsertusername 1 point2 points ago

This is just fucked up enough that she might do it.

[–]diqbahlcomedy 24 points25 points ago

If she had a baby, and breastfed it... it would look like baby cannibalism.

[–]Jaketh 59 points60 points ago

Well that's gonna be a saggy baby in about 20 years.

[–]subignition 71 points72 points ago

Dude. I think you just solved pedophiles.

[–]angeleyedchaos 11 points12 points ago

Relevant (warning: NSFW and possibly NSFL):

http://www.benzboost.com/images/imported/2011/12/enhancedbuzz15776129546321417-1.jpg

Fucking people are nuts. If this was an actual tattoo I'd love to have this woman do an AmA just to know wtf she was thinking.

[–]Jabba_the_Mutt 8 points9 points ago

Still would.

[–]Inappropriate_guy 11 points12 points ago

Would even more.

[–]matecocido -5 points-4 points ago

Dude, whats so wrong with it? The little girls seems to be enjoying sex, so unless you are a prudent that believe that sex is bad then whats your problem.

[–]angeleyedchaos 0 points1 point ago

I think u may have either misinterepreted what i was trying to say or missed the slightly humorous tone.

And the "little girl that seems to be enjoying sex"doesnt have a particularly happy expression lol

[–]omglalala 6 points7 points ago

This is Chris Hansen, I'm going to have to ask you to come with me.

[–]Hype_Man 36 points37 points ago

Wow, I doubt this is real but either way, fuck that.

[–]SimilarImage 29 points30 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
4 months viramola I was browsing tattoos when suddenly... and now I'm no longer in the mood for tattoos. Or breasts. NSFW. /r/WTF 25 190
3 weeks roperac WTF tattoo /r/WTF 21 205
8 months pwylie That's a tattoo /r/WTF 128 637

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[–]Iworkonspace 12 points13 points ago

That would creep me the fuck out.

[–]theoldicetongue 0 points1 point ago

you don't want to fondle a baby next time you play with my boobs?

[–]2_EASY_2_REGISTER 7 points8 points ago

"Um, yeah, we can do it but... can you put your shirt back on?"

[–]Binsky89 4 points5 points ago

Does she look a bit like Sarah Silverman to anyone else?

[–]bloopeeriod 4 points5 points ago

Tit for Tat.

[–]Capitan_Amazing 1 point2 points ago

A Tat for tits.

[–]Grasswalker 0 points1 point ago

For a tat tits.

[–]probably_high 0 points1 point ago

A tat of a tot for tits.

[–]Croyt 18 points19 points ago

Boner killer is right. Get that woman out of the picture

[–]Marksturg44 4 points5 points ago

I fucking hope that's fake.... Awkward....

[–]GatorJohnson 2 points3 points ago

Challenge accepted.

[–]nonotdc[S] 0 points1 point ago

EDIT: Here is a link to the original source for this picture:

https://www.facebook.com/TheTattooPage

I saw it on my Facebook feed when a girl I went to high school with said, "Omg that is so awesome. Wish I had the body for one!" Needless to say, my take on the picture was quite different than hers.

[–]CptJackHarkness 2 points3 points ago

It's got to be fake. But if not can you imagine what it would look like if you were sucking on her right nipple, lol.

[–]Calax1088 2 points3 points ago

If this was real do you know how much that would hurt? Just think of getting a tattoo right on your nipple. Just let that sink in

[–]Adremmalech 0 points1 point ago

So when your real baby feeds, it either looks like their making out with the tattoo baby or sucking his dick.

[–]fida_LB 3 points4 points ago

this is too weird.

[–]Alexsmojo 2 points3 points ago

Forever Alone Mama =(

[–]swine09 4 points5 points ago

Yeah, wow, babies?! Breasts should be as distanced from their natural purpose as possible for the benefit of my penis.

[–]War_Machine 9 points10 points ago

You realize that is a tattoo of a baby on her breasts and not an actual baby, correct?

[–]swine09 2 points3 points ago

Yes

[–]dietotaku 6 points7 points ago

this isn't really an issue of breastfeeding as much as why would you tattoo a baby on your breasts

[–]swine09 5 points6 points ago

Maybe it's meaningful to her?

[–]pingas -3 points-2 points ago

It's not breast natural purpose to attract males?

[–]swine09 5 points6 points ago

My bad.

[–]indigotrees 1 point2 points ago

Are you sure it isn't body art?

[–]JewishPrudence 0 points1 point ago

Octo-mom?

[–]MrAgoo 0 points1 point ago

How does she breastfeed it?

[–]Sloth_speed -1 points0 points ago

This is what happens when you tittyfuck with no condom.

[–]wong554 0 points1 point ago

Sarah Silverman..?

[–]UGAFTW -1 points0 points ago

"Oh that's a cute baby, but what's that growing out of its head?!"

[–]LastLevel-NoLives 0 points1 point ago

But what about when she has to nurse a child? That's a whole new fetish right there

[–]no-ez 0 points1 point ago

I don't know... maybe i'm crazy... or just in touch with my caveman (i.e. natural ) self... but... the subconscious thought of making babies makes my boner rage... Consciously... I have had a vasectomy... so... WIN WIN!

[–]ravelle -1 points0 points ago

Titty fucking will never be the same again.

[–]Phlexonance 0 points1 point ago

Just because it's on her body, doesn't mean it's a tattoo.

[–]dih_key 0 points1 point ago

When she's 80, this will have to be tagged NSFL as well.

[–]xplant87 0 points1 point ago

I'M GLAD I ALREADY JERkeD oFf ThIs morning. my comment can't even stay up.

[–]MarleyandtheWhalers 0 points1 point ago

My penis respectfully disagrees.

[–]IOwin 0 points1 point ago

I have the most awkward boner right now.

[–]mikey6 0 points1 point ago

Repost again!!!!!!

[–]edavid21 0 points1 point ago

The title of this post alone is worth the upvote.

[–]mirrorball11 0 points1 point ago

It can't be real! What a horrible idea!

[–]lansing711 0 points1 point ago

Gorkelflindet. Skragatmlaba!

[–]kyru 0 points1 point ago

What a stupid title

[–]atheistcoffee 0 points1 point ago

Doesn't matter - had se.. OH GOD!

[–]SteelSch -1 points0 points ago

[NSFW]

[–]katrinagoeskaboom -1 points0 points ago

Obviously not a tattoo..

[–]ChrisChristiesFault 0 points1 point ago

She just committed herself to life of doggy style sex from here forward.

[–]sam9876 0 points1 point ago

Sarah Silverman?

[–]12_bald_turkeys -1 points0 points ago

Well now I have to go back to gonewild.

By the way, this may need a nsfw tag.

[–]bgbritt1015 -2 points-1 points ago

That baby is going to look messed up when she's 70

[–]omglalala 0 points1 point ago

like an elephant

[–]dogmaskreplica -2 points-1 points ago

No, that's just stupid.

[–]ffrookie -2 points-1 points ago

This is the first time I saw a pair of breasts and said WTF.. Not cool !

[–]FatuousFluids -1 points0 points ago

seriously?, this made me a sad horny man.

[–]dancingthroughsunday -2 points-1 points ago

A little creepy but really well done. :)

[–]gloomdoom -1 points0 points ago

THAT'S NOT A TATT-OOMA!

[–]RocketRedRocket 0 points1 point ago

That's why they invented doggy style

[–]joebxcsnw -2 points-1 points ago

That's gonna be a saggy baby in 30 years.

[–]IronChin -1 points0 points ago

Not a tattoo.

[–]Chiveronreddit -1 points0 points ago

is that octo-mom?...she would

[–]The_Artist_Formally 4 points5 points ago

Lips aren't big enough

[–]justinsmama 1 point2 points ago

My thought was Octo-mom

[–]bltmn -4 points-3 points ago

Also, no hips.

[–]CanORage -1 points0 points ago

Yep, that'd about do it.

[–]Ender024 -3 points-2 points ago

I was gonna say, thats a little extreme even for a latin mom. holy fck