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[–]chaaarles 16 points17 points ago

Hey man, the white shirt effect is a real thing. Wearing a white shirt-SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER, HERE'S SOME MUSTARD! Nice new white sweatshirt? NAW, SPAGHETTI SAUCE, BITCH.

[–]CrossEyed-FishFace 4 points5 points ago

You don't have to have a white shirt on if you have boobs.

... Wait that came out wrong...

[–]serosis 5 points6 points ago

For me it came just fine...

[–]Jinh0o 9 points10 points ago

anyone know the infomercial for this. I am not confident enough to eat burgers and hotdogs with white clothes on.

[–]McNoobLeet 7 points8 points ago

Teleporting pickles are a problem, man.

[–]rocketshipotter 5 points6 points ago

Why would you even need that much ketchup on a burger. .-.

[–]BreadstickNinja 2 points3 points ago

My mama always told me to lean waaaaay back before taking a bite.

[–]birdmankustomz -1 points0 points ago

you mean forwards?

[–]BreadstickNinja 0 points1 point ago

Nope, just like the kid in this video.

[–]Lambocoon 0 points1 point ago

not sure if title is Calvin & Hobbes reference…

[–]Punkwasher 0 points1 point ago

Do you think there's some kind of conspiracy between dry cleaners and brunch providers with a dress code?

[–]calyphus 0 points1 point ago

Not ketchup. That's a glass shard burger.