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I see your long hair and raise whatever the hell this is supposed to be (i.imgur.com)

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[–]ilferco 7 points8 points ago

I bet that stinks!

[–]liamsnorthstar 0 points1 point ago

It smells like bigfoot's dick.

[–]Chocolate_shit 1 point2 points ago

How would you know? Hey bro or bra, I don't judge.

[–]liamsnorthstar 0 points1 point ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=We04Ej-mgXk

[–]corbeau1980 3 points4 points ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish_plait

[–]dolphinstar99 2 points3 points ago

And now I think I will disinfect my whole head

[–]imrooniel 0 points1 point ago

well that's disgusting

[–]brownpillow 1 point2 points ago

There could be an entire nest of spiders hanging out in there. I remember a guy telling a story about this very thing-- didn't maintain his dreds, went to get 'em chopped off, started screaming and peeled out the salon. Turns out there were spiders in his hair, and they started biting his scalp when they were cutting his hair.

[–]TheHarpyEagle 0 points1 point ago

I'm am giving my hair a very thorough wash tonight.

[–]GoroTheBastard 0 points1 point ago

Everyone has a bullshit "spiders in the dreadlocks" story.

[–]Scouse66 5 points6 points ago

Shitlocks.

[–]tspriggs 0 points1 point ago

That looks painful! I meant it's obviously nearly solid in some areas. It must be like walking around with a brick hanging off your head! I can't imagine trying to sleep, yuck.

[–]Tired0wl 2 points3 points ago

It's a free pillow!

[–]HoneyBadgerUR2Cool 3 points4 points ago

looks like a street dog's hair mat

[–]typicaldude 2 points3 points ago

I suddenly feel very sick

[–]Leah-theRed 3 points4 points ago

OH my glob... I think I threw up a little...

[–]TurkCLE 2 points3 points ago

Someone with a liberal arts degree

[–]ivanmarsh -1 points0 points ago

That would be nappy dreads.

[–]russian_unicycle 0 points1 point ago

Bieberfever has hit a new high.

[–]leverne 0 points1 point ago

I know that guy!
Sits outside the 7/11 on Wilshire in Santa Monica, CA.
It smells too.

[–]sunderella 0 points1 point ago

Hmm, I was just thinking I saw someone looking identical to that a few times around my town. Perhaps we have an imposter?

[–]bro-of-bros 0 points1 point ago

This is not that rare, the hair is used as his pillow/bed at night.

[–]sam42882 0 points1 point ago

That was my first thought! It must stink!!!

[–]throwaway_idiot1 0 points1 point ago

La Jolla!

[–]shaunc 1 point2 points ago

What a nappy-headed ho.

[–]nicholvallas 0 points1 point ago

A take anywhere pillow.

[–]xbackz 0 points1 point ago

the repost machine strikes again

[–]dankman13 0 points1 point ago

no they are mostly different people finding the same person...

[–]Vidalio 0 points1 point ago

Do you have shag carpet?

[–]Trav623 1 point2 points ago

I smell that from here.

[–]gingerhairedgirl 0 points1 point ago

There's an older Asian woman in my city and she has a long, more slender on that almost reaches her ankles. This time of year she uses it sort of like a scarf. I feel kind of bad for her because I know many re put off by her hair, but I know she has the means to get rid of it of she wanted. To each their own.

[–]RequiemStorm 0 points1 point ago

i wonder if it would weigh him down if he were thrown in water, like a cement block.

[–]Wonthebiggestlottery 0 points1 point ago

Its a dreadlock.

[–]suck_my_ballz69 0 points1 point ago

No, it's a dreadBLOCK

[–]Pineconepinecone 1 point2 points ago

Beaver tail

[–]Nealster 1 point2 points ago

That's what happens when you neglect your dreads for entirely too long. I think dreads are awesome, but when you suck at maintaining them is when they start to look like a pile of shit, and in this case, literally.

[–]Awti 0 points1 point ago

You could get good doormat from that. And it's more or less "naturally" produced.

[–]taralarm 0 points1 point ago

It looks like he wipes his ass with his hair.

[–]dailybunny 0 points1 point ago

I've only ever seen that happen to sheep before ಠ_ಠ

[–]mrutssamoht -1 points0 points ago

Yo dude where did you take this picture. I think I've seen this guy.

[–]jacquelinekaysepulve -2 points-1 points ago

Shit lock!

[–]SimilarImage 0 points1 point ago

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1 month rodrigo2220 Filthy hair here 53 132
11 months luffy747 The most disgusting hair I have ever seen. here 666 941
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[–]shuswapgal024 -2 points-1 points ago

Looks like dog shit, disgusting! What is wrong with ppl??!

[–]brownpillow 2 points3 points ago

Sometimes, they decide against spelling out entire words, and just using consonants. That's what's wrong with people. Well, one thing.

[–]shuswapgal024 0 points1 point ago

LOL, how about the fact that they are too damn lazy to get a job, have a shower or get off the drugs.....