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No longer will I have to worry about my hair getting in my food while I eat! [X-Post from /r/wtf] (i.imgur.com)

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[–]freelancertl 170 points171 points ago

Because Ponytails are SO overrated...

[–]crimsonpheonix 152 points153 points ago

Ponytails are not fashionable, however this is something i would sport in public every day.

[–]Sir_Jeremiah[!] 72 points73 points ago

I think ponytails are the hottest way girls can wear their hair, but maybe that's just me.

[–]retropinkplastic 66 points67 points ago

I think lion mane is the hottest way girls can wear their hair, but maybe that's just me...

[–]Cheimon 6 points7 points ago

I think big fur hats and masks are the hottest way girls can wear their hair, but maybe that's just me.

[–]The_Third_One 11 points12 points ago

Carry on...

[–]Goretrait 3 points4 points ago

This is one of my backgrounds and I just thought to myself, "ay, what if this link is my back- fuck yea."

[–]crimsonpheonix 15 points16 points ago

I like women with ponytails too. And i wear my hair in a ponytail every day, but im a guy.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

Your ponytail seeks a mate.

[–]crimsonpheonix 10 points11 points ago

Exactly! I don't see why girls always get wierded out when I'm introducing our ponytails!

[–]xXHypotheticallyMeXx 3 points4 points ago

Like Avatar

[–]tijoy 2 points3 points ago

Right there with you. They make it so less hair covers the female face and thus they look better.

[–]Zovistograt 0 points1 point ago

I disagree, because I love pretty hair and prefer when it is not restricted. Flowing naturally is the best!

[–]roroapple 0 points1 point ago

I thought it was just me

[–]FluroBlack 85 points86 points ago

Why is she eating noodles with a spoon?...

[–]GramarBoi 49 points50 points ago

that's not the point, focus on the hair, would you?

[–]Lucaan 11 points12 points ago

She's Russian.

[–]PineappleSlices[!] 1 point2 points ago

Yes, but where is she trying to get to?

[–]Executive_ 2 points3 points ago

I always eat noodles with a spoon. But that and soup is the only thing I use the spoon for.

[–]BlackbirdSinging 38 points39 points ago

Cone of shame

[–]famousmadphilosopher 95 points96 points ago

Here you go. They're about $2 for 20.

However, I'm not sure this is a serious commercial. The phone number is 123-45-678.

[–]livefreeordont 29 points30 points ago

that's no 6, check again

[–]yParticle 29 points30 points ago

123-45-∂78

[–]shamestick 14 points15 points ago

How do you make that stylized d?

[–]yParticle 28 points29 points ago

  ҉   ▲▲ α ु ı c   ҉

[–]munchybot 13 points14 points ago

oh, it's actually just a backwards G.

[–]JustTruth2 17 points18 points ago

Gisnep

[–]OmnomoBoreos 4 points5 points ago

GGG! Gg

[–]AJGatherer 1 point2 points ago

GGG baby baby baby

[–]guguloMight have the Soda 2 points3 points ago

It's the same greek letter that we use for partial derivatives.

[–]Izzinatah 5 points6 points ago

Delta

[–]Artefact2 4 points5 points ago

Delta is a different symbol (δ), and has a different meaning too. The ∂ symbol is just the mathematical symbol for a partial derivative.

[–]cokeisahelluvadrug 1 point2 points ago

It can still be read as "delta". It's just a stylized lowercase delta

[–]diffeomacx 5 points6 points ago

It's not read out as delta at all. I always heard "dell" or "partial".

There are way too many cases where you're dealing both in discrete and continuous time (or timescales, which is a generalization of both) and need to keep your differentials and differences steady, starting from real analysis itself (the underpinnings of basic calculus) and going to applications like numerical analysis (where you're figuring out what are the best discrete -- computable -- approximations of PDEs).

[–]starfries 1 point2 points ago

Doesn't calling it "dell" confuse it with "del" (∇)? I've only ever heard partial.

[–]Alphapix -1 points0 points ago

It IS the greek letter delta. We say dell indeed. Doesn't change the fact it is a delta.

[–]cokeisahelluvadrug -2 points-1 points ago

Except it is, all the time. Not sure what to tell you haha

How do you read it

[–]Izzinatah 2 points3 points ago

You're both right according to wiki. It is derived from delta. I hadn't even noticed a difference until now - all looks the same on a whiteboard :) Plus, the use of Δ (uppercase delta) for 'change' makes it extra confusing!

[–]cokeisahelluvadrug 3 points4 points ago

Yeah there are really 3 different deltas, haha

[–]AntarcticFox 2 points3 points ago

Hehe, derived

[–]guguloMight have the Soda 0 points1 point ago

thanks

[–]starfries 10 points11 points ago

That's nothing, check out this backwards d!

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[–]yParticle 4 points5 points ago

This one's upside-down!

q

[–]famousmadphilosopher 0 points1 point ago

I figured it was just a backwards 6. It's written identically to a 6 is both fonts they display it in, just backwards. Ditto for the 9.

[–]funnychicken 27 points28 points ago

Finally! Now I can stop using my dog's anti-biting cone thing.

[–]Hurlz 24 points25 points ago

Looks like a spoof of an actual product called the Noodle Eater hair Guard

Science.

[–]ZyrxilToo 7 points8 points ago

"foolishgadgets.com" and yet the second item on their front page is a rigid foam sparring sword. Wtf, how is that foolish? That's fucking awesome!

[–]ybcuz 15 points16 points ago

This is all I see.

[–]Carlos_Sagan 2 points3 points ago

Also this

http://i.imgur.com/0KKnz.jpeg

[–]FatTomIV 65 points66 points ago

TIL that "ЛAПШEEДКA" is the Russian(?) word for "frill-necked lizard".

[–]centrato 77 points78 points ago

No. It literally means "noodle-eater". And yes, in Russian.

[–]FatTomIV 52 points53 points ago

That doesn't sound right. I think I prefer mine.

[–]centrato 15 points16 points ago

I know, it would make sense if it was this http://s.pikabu.ru/images/big_size_comm/2012-09_3/13474416797751.jpg But that's not what it's called.

[–]guguloMight have the Soda 7 points8 points ago

Dr. Grant, my dear Dr. Sattler... Welcome to Jurassic Park.

[–]diffeomacx 2 points3 points ago

LAP?EEDKA? (can't figure out the central character, I never learned my uppercase russian. Or russian at all, just the lowercase alphabet.)

[–]zeldafanboy345 2 points3 points ago

Ш, pronounced like sh

[–]livefreeordont 16 points17 points ago

that "ЛAПШEEДКA" killed newman in jurassic park :(

[–]intothelionsden 4 points5 points ago

"Fetch stupid!"

[–]Gloria_Patri 0 points1 point ago

I wonder if it's just a coincidence that the Russian "Lapshyedka" sounds very similar to "Lampshade," which is exactly what this looks like... conspiracy?

[–]UnderD4Donut 11 points12 points ago

Seriously, getting food in your hair would make you look like such an idiot. Wear one of these to prevent that.

[–]badphish94 13 points14 points ago

"Are you so stoned that you can only eat by having your face directly in your plate of food?! Is your disgusting grown-out stoner hair getting all over your delicious 20 cent noodles?! Do you want to look like a gay lion?! Well we've got the perfect thing for you!"

[–]3461 8 points9 points ago

This is form a russian show called KVN, IIRC. I do recall correctly, here's more

[–]AardvarkAdvisor 0 points1 point ago

Awesome, thanks for the source.

[–]YoungsterMikey 5 points6 points ago

That is a giant scoop of noodles she eats at the end

[–]Stratisphear 4 points5 points ago

To be fair, that's a problem I ran into when my hair was long enough to get in my mouth but still too short for a ponytail.

[–]MrMono1 1 point2 points ago

lolwat

[–]nexemos 1 point2 points ago

She could have just used her panties...

[Reference: http://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/14wzmm/billiard_game_has_never_been_so_interesting_nsfw/ ]. NSFW

[–]tortillandbeans 6 points7 points ago

Dude did she just become a lion? That straight up looks like a mane. She must have been talking to snoop lion lately

[–]qnnplmr 5 points6 points ago

ihearya neffew

[–]Phlexonance 2 points3 points ago

It's obviously a spoof

[–]vsevo1od 2 points3 points ago

This is from a Russian humor show "KVN" The whole video with some other funny things youtu.be/P16W2I4g31s?t=18s

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

Link for the lazy.

[–]JordanianRiver 0 points1 point ago

I have this problem.

[–]Spudski 0 points1 point ago

That might be the most retarded thing I have ever seen.

[–]BordomBeThyName 0 points1 point ago

I'm not often surprised by ridiculous infomercial shit, but... seriously?

[–]rogenjosh 0 points1 point ago

are they for real? Eating noodles with a spoon?

[–]bbaglien 0 points1 point ago

I'm glad we don't have problems like that in america.

[–]105Hummel 0 points1 point ago

HAHA

[–]Ghodsi 0 points1 point ago

There is no way this is real.

[–]Kooks_Ka-Pow 0 points1 point ago

This is where this belongs. Finally home.

[–]Jejoisland 1 point2 points ago

It's called a hairband...

[–]citrusphoto5 1 point2 points ago

Fuck all of y 'all. I dont even have long hair, but im gonna get one of these anyway and rock that mother at fancy restaurants.

[–]Nerfi 0 points1 point ago

I can't tell the difference between pasta and hair! What has my life become?

[–]OneManGOONsquad 0 points1 point ago

so, most women care about this? My wife gives no fucks about her hair getting into her food when she eats

[–]theVice 0 points1 point ago

Stick! Stick, stupid!

[–]Teqnique_757 0 points1 point ago

spoons are the best thing for ramen noodles

[–]Punkwasher 0 points1 point ago

Do you think hairbands don't make you look stupid? Well, here's you solution! With the neck hair crest, you can look completely ridiculous! People will point and laugh. Hairbands can cost pennies, but the neck hair crest from DerpCo costs several hundred times more than any conventional hairband! Just think of all the money you wouldn't save! That'll make you look even MORE foolish!

Order now and receive a free slap in the face and a stern "What the hell is wrong with you?"

[–]FacelessBen 0 points1 point ago

Only in Russia...

[–]BardicSpoon 0 points1 point ago

Or, you know, tuck it behind your ears or put a hairband in.

[–]XxDailyDreamxX 0 points1 point ago

... How about a ponytail holder?

[–]daveyandgoliath -1 points0 points ago

  1. No full context of the ad.

[–]mustachedmuffin 0 points1 point ago

Is this real life?

[–]Naggers123 1 point2 points ago

Or is this just fantasy?

[–]CowsofSteam -1 points0 points ago

Caught in a landslide...

[–]I_WILL_REPLY 0 points1 point ago

No.

[–]CowsofSteam 0 points1 point ago

I'll take it.

[–]I_WILL_REPLY -1 points0 points ago

Okay.

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[–]qnnplmr 3 points4 points ago

What? A cross post is not a repost. The submission fits this subreddit perfectly, and many people (such as myself) are not subbed to /r/WTF. And it's common courtesy to say where you're x-posting from, that's not "deliberately admitting they're re-posting something".

[–]pisstones 1 point2 points ago

I was just wondering

[–]qnnplmr 2 points3 points ago

And I was just answering that wonder :)

[–]pisstones 0 points1 point ago

Bc im op of the gif and was thinking about x-posting it under /r/wheredidthesodago and /r/gifs

[–]qnnplmr 2 points3 points ago

I thought you just said that you thought x-posting was deliberate reposting for the sake of karma? You confuse me.

[–]pisstones -1 points0 points ago

I was unsure of how it was viewed by the masses.

[–]qnnplmr 1 point2 points ago

Ahhhh. Generally viewed between neutral and well.