I appreciate your interest but it requires more than one cat. Quite a few cats. You see, while the cat-toast engine is (in a myopic sense) an infinite above unity machine, there are practical power limits.

Upon initial discovery and implementation, Dr. Kreckhouser built an initial prototype with Snowball, buttered toast and several magnets to create a current. As the CatToast spun up, initial power levels were good as proof of concept but quickly to Dr. Kreckhouser's (and Snowball's) dismay, the undampened cat toast quickly led to rotational speed above the LD50 of Snowball.

Yup. Snowball died. Pretty horrifically. Terminal hemorrhaging. So, while living cats certainly enable above unity power generation, dead cats do not.

And the machine wound down soon after.

In practicallity, the machine needs to be designed to extract maximum power draw while maintaining a low enough RPM to enable cat life. Curiously, this is a very tricky speed, too low and the machine topples and stalls and too high and we have what's now known as the 'Snowball effect', named in memory.

Additionally, RPMs tend to be higher than a long term acceptable cat sustaining speed. Many more cats have sacrificed themselves for the purposes of solving the world energy crisis.

That's right. PETA got involved and those liberal cat loving faggots pretty well stopped all future development. There had been some promising developments of newer applied cat toast geometries but the mounting cat toll got the entire operation shut down.

And get your tinfoil ready - the largest contributor to PETA is 'BigOil'. Exxon and Mobile are secretly funding the PETA ops against us for obvious reasons.

Fuck PETA. Fuck Exxon.