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[–]Timmmah 205 points206 points ago

Come in /r/dogfort this is Red Baron.

Edited: Credit to /u/Menospan

[–]terrancemaddox12 360 points361 points ago

[–]T1000__ 68 points69 points ago

The plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies room.

[–]hIDeMyID 16 points17 points ago

Are people missing your "Top Gun" reference?

[–]ofcoursemyhorse 1 point2 points ago

they smoke pipes when flying jets? I definalty missed something. Sounds like a good reason to re watch it.

[–]nealski77 5 points6 points ago

[–]yj381 6 points7 points ago

with a history of high speed fly bys and the humping of the leg of one admirals daughter...

[–]bendoverlowe2 8 points9 points ago

[–]JOKasten 37 points38 points ago

Dogfort is still somewhat active. How is that possible?

[–]Huskatta 23 points24 points ago

Active: Yes. Shitty: Yes. Like every sub-reddit that gains popularity it gets destroyed.

[–]foedufafa 6 points7 points ago

You weren't lying about it being shitty.

[–]LtCthulhu 3 points4 points ago

The top post, "Part #2 The Butterfly Effect" is fucking brilliant.

[–]Menospan 17 points18 points ago

Red Baron, over

[–]SoSp 25 points26 points ago

Red Baron, Rover

[–]gibsonsg87 2 points3 points ago

Red Raron, Rover.

[–]Timmmah 7 points8 points ago

Good call, editing.

[–]entirely_irrelephant 15 points16 points ago

/r/dogfart exists too, for anyone who misread it the first time and was disappointed.

[–]akki115 20 points21 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]PTnewbie 54 points55 points ago

I want your dog to be a pilot.

[–]justdontcallmestupid 57 points58 points ago

i want this dog to be my wingman at the bars

[–]OptimisticOnanist 10 points11 points ago

Don't pretend the roles wouldn't end reversed

[–]mooseknuckle83 37 points38 points ago

[–]Airbuilder7 11 points12 points ago

Damn. Between Helicopter Dog, OP's dog, and yours, we're swiftly gathering the A-Team. :D

[–]mooseknuckle83 3 points4 points ago

So Helicopter Dog will be Murdoch, OP's dog is Hannibal, mine is obviously Face... we only need a big black dog and were set!

[–]Duskendymion 4 points5 points ago

I hope this pic reminds redditors once and for all that Dogs rule and cats drool

[–]thatwasntveryraven 5 points6 points ago

Dog is my co-pilot

[–]Cured_By_Death 147 points148 points ago

ENVY! and not just "your dog is cooler than my dog" envy. It's the "your dog is cooler than me" kind.

[–]flutterarity 58 points59 points ago

I agree. OP, your dog is cooler than Cured_By_Death

[–]eyecite 87 points88 points ago

I came here to eat poop and fuck bitches.

And I'm all out of poop.

[–]super_luminal 26 points27 points ago

You clearly don't have a dog. They're never out of poop.

[–]LtCthulhu 6 points7 points ago

Mine will poop 3 times a day regardless of whether or not he eats. He spontaneously generates poop like a little magical furry Wonka Poop Factory.

[–]mlkefromaccounting 1 point2 points ago

[–]tinykingdoms 61 points62 points ago

[–]that__one__kid 132 points133 points ago

[–]Thorus 24 points25 points ago

:8)

[–]Meliae 27 points28 points ago

Gets all the tail.

[–]super_luminal 9 points10 points ago

I think you might be right. My bitch is certainly interested.

[–]rpstrimple 14 points15 points ago

And he likes it ruff.

[–]McRibMadman 2 points3 points ago

Something something something bitches

[–]Alkivar 10 points11 points ago

[–]GaProgMan 2 points3 points ago

Now, that is awesome. I may have to learn that one

[–]Kaer[S] 7 points8 points ago

BTW Charlie frequently attends /r/LondonSocialClub meetups. Everyone knows him :) Was painted in an exhibition recently. I think most of the people coming to my birthday celebrations next month are to see Charlie and not me :)

[–]beavershaw 8 points9 points ago

I know OP and this is true.

[–]Chaziboi123 6 points7 points ago

Deal with it

[–]jmu21vt16 8 points9 points ago

I totally want to smoke a pipe with this dog

[–]kellmer123 22 points23 points ago

I did't even have to click the link before upvoting this one!

[–]SpartySparty 13 points14 points ago

The Aviators and the hat drew me in but the pipe is what sealed the deal upvote

[–]grangerm 17 points18 points ago

Your dog would like to meet my dog

[–]thrombosed 14 points15 points ago

Must be a malamute thing

[–]Benny_the_Jew 14 points15 points ago

... is bad ass.

[–]McRibMadman 3 points4 points ago

Benny the Jew is quite the bad ass

[–]Benny_the_Jew 9 points10 points ago

You're now my new best friend. This is us.

[–]Benny_the_Jew 6 points7 points ago

Fill this out too and send it back to me so I can make a copy.

[–]McRibMadman 2 points3 points ago

I love you... There... I said it and i'm not taking it back

[–]Benny_the_Jew 3 points4 points ago

[–]d4cl4n 22 points23 points ago

New AdviceAnimal i'm calling it now.

[–]finch749 173 points174 points ago

[–]d4cl4n 10 points11 points ago

Better cash in on that karma before someone steals it.

[–]dvanlivesnow 2 points3 points ago

Simply perfecto

[–]Jertob 2 points3 points ago

Deal with it (Please let it load)

[–]phat_moose92 4 points5 points ago

More like my dawwg.

[–]crocboss 4 points5 points ago

dog goneit this is awesome

[–]thedanyon 7 points8 points ago

That pooch saved my ass, I had a bogey on my six.

[–]SANDUSKY_RAPED_ME 7 points8 points ago

I want to play poker with that dog and then go for a ride in his motorcycle sidecar.

[–]Arcoss 2 points3 points ago

Bad to the bone.

[–]ItsaBirdaPlane 3 points4 points ago

The Dog abides.

[–]miraistreak 3 points4 points ago

"Deal With it"

[–]Docness 3 points4 points ago

"Can't let you do that Starfox!"

[–]br0hemian 5 points6 points ago

Pipe owner shall not be pleased.

[–]kirkverner 2 points3 points ago

I partied with that dude!

[–]GingerOnTheLoose 0 points1 point ago

An absolute badass.

[–]Canis_lupus 0 points1 point ago

Oh HELL yes.

[–]THUNDERCUNTMOUNTAIN 2 points3 points ago

FUCK YES.

[–]ItsLikeAHoppityHop 1 point2 points ago

You found him like this, didn't you?

[–]Acid_Dolphin_Lover 2 points3 points ago

Hunter S. Dogson.

[–]thatissomeBS 2 points3 points ago

I bet that dog doesn't look at explosions, either.

[–]Not_sure_if_george 1 point2 points ago

This is inspiration for a new sub: r/awwsome

[–]charliecastel 1 point2 points ago

There are, roughly, four different kinds of cool happening here...

[–]gallagherferit 0 points1 point ago

this has got to become a meme

[–]GrindingGearsAllDhey 2 points3 points ago

Hunter S. Dogson

[–]woodowl 1 point2 points ago

You found Doglas MacArthur!

[–]wh288205 4 points5 points ago

Your dog is a gentleman and a scholar

[–]UppercaseT 3 points4 points ago

you're black!

[–]Metropolitan_Studies 1 point2 points ago

This dog needs a movie series.

[–]Jerryfizzlepop 1 point2 points ago

I reckon there's a whiskey glass in his hand...

[–]ArseAssassin 1 point2 points ago

This is so fucking awesome.

[–]WiskusGunthier 1 point2 points ago

I wish I looked as suave as your dog.

[–]Zazierx 0 points1 point ago

Wonder how long it took you to get your dog to stay like that long enough to take a picture

[–]crocboss 0 points1 point ago

Couldnt get a cat to do this... though I would like to see someone try...

[–]Fernanigans 0 points1 point ago

Just a dog with class my friends.

[–]Kybrat -1 points0 points ago

That dog must be really really patient lol

[–]Midgetmoose 1 point2 points ago

/r/dogswearingclothes would love this shit.

[–]treehuggerguy 0 points1 point ago

Needs a pipe!

[–]TheSgtPepper1 0 points1 point ago

BOSS

[–]BananaMartini 1 point2 points ago

Immediately made me think of, "what we have here is a failure to communicate." Kudos if you get the reference.

[–]Underoathftw 1 point2 points ago

That's one fly bitch.

[–]Kazu215 0 points1 point ago

...is fucking awesome

[–]shelbaca 0 points1 point ago

What a BOSS!

[–]StealthNade 1 point2 points ago

This seems like a "Your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass" face?

[–]landonj 0 points1 point ago

What has air bud become

[–]DoctorRavioli 1 point2 points ago

Needs to go to r/photoshopbattles so someone can change the reflection in his sunglasses.

[–]whirlygirl9 1 point2 points ago

The first thing I thought when I saw it... "We can't stop here, it's bat country"

[–]haiku_robot 1 point2 points ago

The first thing I thought 
when I saw it... "We can't stop 
here, it's bat country"

[–]Poncyhair 0 points1 point ago

Baloo? Wheres kit?

[–]voodoopork 0 points1 point ago

Commander Rex Bones reporting in.

[–]simenk 0 points1 point ago

carried out with style. I love it.

[–]faithful_sta11ion 0 points1 point ago

Is your dog feeling comfortable with that? It would be extra awesome if he/she can wear those things everyday

[–]NotMeButaGuyIKnow 0 points1 point ago

Wait....I assumed this was supposed to be Eddie from Christmas Vacation, but Eddie smokes a cigar, not a pipe. Otherwise it works.

[–]HootyAye -1 points0 points ago

I love this picture so badass

[–]MrPold 1 point2 points ago

More like Awwww Yeaaaaah!

[–]DragonflyRider 0 points1 point ago

I have flat out stolen this image for another website. Do I need to give you credit Kaer?

[–]dreamsofbetterdays 0 points1 point ago

New cast member to myth busters!

[–]peanutsgalore 0 points1 point ago

Straight flossin' yo

[–]almosthot 0 points1 point ago

In Soviet Russia hat wears you

[–]GeneralJohnnyRico -1 points0 points ago

Sup dog?

[–]floppyears57 1 point2 points ago

Your dog is a Sir.

[–]The_Caring_Banker 0 points1 point ago

yessir

[–]UncleFuckStruts -1 points0 points ago

Badass.

[–]timetosaycool 0 points1 point ago

Cool. :D

[–]pencilelitist 0 points1 point ago

I offer 4.33 ref for your brown bomber and security shades.

[–]BoltupBrumbs 0 points1 point ago

This is totally epic, ultimate ManCave dog. I bet he takes shot gun from the kids and wife in the car.

[–]KILL_ALL_WHITE_PEOPL -1 points0 points ago

Telling people you are a dog is much easier than the truth..

[–]little-moon -1 points0 points ago

Your dog is more badass than I ever could be

[–]Naggers123 -1 points0 points ago

Aww Yeah

[–]interesting_bomb -1 points0 points ago

You can be my wingman anytime.

[–]Iamswitters -1 points0 points ago

Is clearly Goose.

[–]Archaeopterygidae -1 points0 points ago

Oh yeah, a pipe must smell great for the nose of a dog. Excellent job.

[–]sterbz -1 points0 points ago

it's snoop dogg's cousin wiz khalifa

[–]sonofslackerboy -1 points0 points ago

Your dog looks like Hunter S. Thompson reincarnate.

[–]overqooo -1 points0 points ago

You dog has the patience of a saint.

[–]FruitSalad4225 0 points1 point ago

[–]chrisman01 0 points1 point ago

We shall crush ze American dogs, and take zeir buried bones for our people! Forward, Comrades!

[–]gustav_black 0 points1 point ago

Yes, This is Dog.

[–]MrPoopyWoop -1 points0 points ago

Someone should tell that dog that smoking is bad for him. My dad's golden retriever got lung cancer from that shit

[–]Gank_Spank_Sploog 0 points1 point ago

God damn your dog is badass.

[–]3flection 0 points1 point ago

haha nice. new desktop bg

[–]Chiveronreddit 0 points1 point ago

Why do dogs always look so natural wearing this type of stuff? Love it!

[–]nickfromdtown 0 points1 point ago

I'll apologize but I'm not taking off the glasses.

[–]I_AM_PICKLE_LORD 0 points1 point ago

Your dog is cooler than me. (Okay :C)

[–]Kevince 0 points1 point ago

My karma machine*

[–]AEIOU_occasionallyY 0 points1 point ago

What is on your shirt?

[–]Greg-2012 1 point2 points ago

[–]flatcurve 0 points1 point ago

Hey me and a couple of my old college buddies get together once a month to play poker, if your dog is interested.

[–]NinjaDiscoJesus 0 points1 point ago

legend

[–]LZYX 0 points1 point ago

Hey Snoop.

[–]2bfersher 1 point2 points ago

A cat will never be this cool.

[–]tiderise 1 point2 points ago

I'm sure he gets all the bitches.

[–]jkwright2012 0 points1 point ago

That's one badass motherfucking dog!

[–]irishamerican 0 points1 point ago

We storm Inchon at dawn.

[–]jkwright2012 0 points1 point ago

Gentlemen you will bring me 100 Nazi scalps! And I want my scalps!

[–]audionaught 0 points1 point ago

Karma Dog

[–]duckypond 0 points1 point ago

what a badass

[–]GirlyWhirl 0 points1 point ago

The hairy chest showing through the open jacket is my favorite part for some reason.

[–]AgitativeLeader 1 point2 points ago

He is the most interesting dog in the world.

[–]popout 0 points1 point ago

wow thats a baddass dawg!

[–]throw6539 0 points1 point ago

I am always trying to find mirrored aviators exactly like that, but I can never find that variety at a reasonable price. Where'd you get those?

[–]Poly_ 1 point2 points ago

Very nice. If you don't mind I'm making this my facebook avatar for a bit... everyone can use Red Baron Dog after dealing with finals for two weeks.

[–]drakenkorin13 0 points1 point ago

No one on the corner has wagga like us

hashtag wag

[–]IndySat 0 points1 point ago

This post is epic!

[–]EonBlueAegis 0 points1 point ago

Okay, so the past three or four days have had a dog near the too of my front page, and nary a cat to be seen... The times they are a-changin

[–]hpski 0 points1 point ago

Classy.

[–]biscuitinmytea 0 points1 point ago

your dog has been bookmarked

[–]sudernalien 0 points1 point ago

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold.

[–]flirtle 0 points1 point ago

Where is everyone getting these dogs that stay perfectly still for you to place clothes and props on them, and then remain still to have a picture taken?! My dogs throws anything you put on them right off!

[–]LionHorse 0 points1 point ago

HIGHWAAAAAY TOOOOO THE DANGER ZOOOOONE!

[–]A8Warmonger -1 points0 points ago

Fear and Lothing in Las Vegas Doggy Style

[–]Kaylon2647 0 points1 point ago

I want to make this a meme

[–]Milanista227 0 points1 point ago

That dog has so much swag.

[–]eddy52 0 points1 point ago

Whattt, my dog freaks the fuck out when I try to put his leash on him. No fair!

[–]mynamesbenedict 0 points1 point ago

My *dawg

[–]Stall0ne 1 point2 points ago

Just a simple title, nothing fancy, yet it made frontpage. That's how you know you got a great post.

[–]Nametab 0 points1 point ago

needs more dogtags

[–]TheDenux 0 points1 point ago

Who the fuck would downvote this?!

[–]derpoderp 0 points1 point ago

The Dude.

[–]krejslayer 0 points1 point ago

My new facebook-profile pic. Your dog is boss!

[–]EvilCrustySock 0 points1 point ago

This looks like my father-in-law.

[–]loquacioustype 1 point2 points ago

I'm not a fan of dressing up our pets but this is pretty good. I had a good chuckle when I saw the pipe.

[–]progamer1101 0 points1 point ago

Flying planes like a sir since 1990.

[–]raavana 0 points1 point ago

snoop lion is envious of your dog now.

[–]EnergyLOL 0 points1 point ago

baller.

[–]SplishSplashSemen 0 points1 point ago

And your dog does this by himself everyday as he lounges waiting for you, right?

[–]dimetrodon21 0 points1 point ago

look at that beard

[–]sunuvabeach 0 points1 point ago

I want to be as cool as this dog

[–]Canucklehead99 0 points1 point ago

Take a bite outta crime!

[–]astronautonearth 0 points1 point ago

That dog looks better than me with those glasses

[–]wolfmanpraxis 0 points1 point ago

New Top Dog in town...

[–]thegreatwhitemenace 1 point2 points ago

you're the man now, dog

[–]alwaystakeabanana 0 points1 point ago

He looks like a member of ZZ Top!

[–]TeamVlad 0 points1 point ago

Damnit Doggy! You're out of your element!

[–]felixbou 1 point2 points ago

Hi Kaer!

Your dog is adorable! I showed this to my boss and we want to send you a pair of our captain thunder sunglasses shipped to you (no charge):

http://www.bonlook.com/product/captain-thunder-gold

If aviator is not in his mood, you can also try our virtual stylist to see how we can up his game! (http://www.bonlook.com/virtualstylist)