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[–]Timmmah 205 points206 points ago

Come in /r/dogfort this is Red Baron.

Edited: Credit to /u/Menospan

[–]terrancemaddox12 360 points361 points ago

I got this...

[–]T1000__ 68 points69 points ago

The plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies room.

[–]hIDeMyID 16 points17 points ago

Are people missing your "Top Gun" reference?

[–]ofcoursemyhorse 1 point2 points ago

they smoke pipes when flying jets? I definalty missed something. Sounds like a good reason to re watch it.

[–]nealski77 5 points6 points ago

Good one

[–]yj381 6 points7 points ago

with a history of high speed fly bys and the humping of the leg of one admirals daughter...

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    [–]bendoverlowe2 8 points9 points ago

    You're my eyes Goose

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      [–]JOKasten 37 points38 points ago

      Dogfort is still somewhat active. How is that possible?

      [–]Huskatta 23 points24 points ago

      Active: Yes. Shitty: Yes. Like every sub-reddit that gains popularity it gets destroyed.

      [–]foedufafa 6 points7 points ago

      You weren't lying about it being shitty.

      [–]LtCthulhu 3 points4 points ago

      The top post, "Part #2 The Butterfly Effect" is fucking brilliant.

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        [–]Menospan 17 points18 points ago

        Red Baron, over

        [–]SoSp 25 points26 points ago

        Red Baron, Rover

        [–]gibsonsg87 2 points3 points ago

        Red Raron, Rover.

        [–]Timmmah 7 points8 points ago

        Good call, editing.

        [–]entirely_irrelephant 15 points16 points ago

        /r/dogfart exists too, for anyone who misread it the first time and was disappointed.

        [–]akki115 20 points21 points ago

        ಠ_ಠ

        [–]JUST_REACTION_GIFS 19 points20 points ago

        http://i.imgur.com/N6uZV.gif

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            [–]PTnewbie 54 points55 points ago

            I want your dog to be a pilot.

            [–]justdontcallmestupid 57 points58 points ago

            i want this dog to be my wingman at the bars

            [–]OptimisticOnanist 10 points11 points ago

            Don't pretend the roles wouldn't end reversed

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              [–]mooseknuckle83 37 points38 points ago

              Here's my friends dog in some of his US Navy striker fighter gear! So that's kinda like a pilot...

              [–]Airbuilder7 11 points12 points ago

              Damn. Between Helicopter Dog, OP's dog, and yours, we're swiftly gathering the A-Team. :D

              [–]mooseknuckle83 3 points4 points ago

              So Helicopter Dog will be Murdoch, OP's dog is Hannibal, mine is obviously Face... we only need a big black dog and were set!

              [–]Duskendymion 4 points5 points ago

              I hope this pic reminds redditors once and for all that Dogs rule and cats drool

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                [–]thatwasntveryraven 5 points6 points ago

                Dog is my co-pilot

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                  [–]Cured_By_Death 147 points148 points ago

                  ENVY! and not just "your dog is cooler than my dog" envy. It's the "your dog is cooler than me" kind.

                  [–]flutterarity 58 points59 points ago

                  I agree. OP, your dog is cooler than Cured_By_Death

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                    [–]eyecite 87 points88 points ago

                    I came here to eat poop and fuck bitches.

                    And I'm all out of poop.

                    [–]super_luminal 26 points27 points ago

                    You clearly don't have a dog. They're never out of poop.

                    [–]LtCthulhu 6 points7 points ago

                    Mine will poop 3 times a day regardless of whether or not he eats. He spontaneously generates poop like a little magical furry Wonka Poop Factory.

                    [–]mlkefromaccounting 1 point2 points ago

                    poop factory

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                        [–]tinykingdoms 61 points62 points ago

                        http://i.imgur.com/JKSkh.png

                        [–]that__one__kid 132 points133 points ago

                        http://i.imgur.com/dnjHE.gif

                        [–]Thorus 24 points25 points ago

                        :8)

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                          [–]Meliae 27 points28 points ago

                          Gets all the tail.

                          [–]super_luminal 9 points10 points ago

                          I think you might be right. My bitch is certainly interested.

                          [–]rpstrimple 14 points15 points ago

                          And he likes it ruff.

                          [–]McRibMadman 2 points3 points ago

                          Something something something bitches

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                            [–]Alkivar 10 points11 points ago

                            http://i.imgur.com/ATJ0Y.jpg

                            [–]pocketboy 38 points39 points ago

                            Aww yeah. That dog is wearing ~Human Clothes~

                            [–]GaProgMan 2 points3 points ago

                            Now, that is awesome. I may have to learn that one

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                              [–]Kaer[S] 7 points8 points ago

                              BTW Charlie frequently attends /r/LondonSocialClub meetups. Everyone knows him :) Was painted in an exhibition recently. I think most of the people coming to my birthday celebrations next month are to see Charlie and not me :)

                              [–]beavershaw 8 points9 points ago

                              I know OP and this is true.

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                                [–]Chaziboi123 6 points7 points ago

                                Deal with it

                                [–]jmu21vt16 8 points9 points ago

                                I totally want to smoke a pipe with this dog

                                [–]kellmer123 22 points23 points ago

                                I did't even have to click the link before upvoting this one!

                                [–]SpartySparty 13 points14 points ago

                                The Aviators and the hat drew me in but the pipe is what sealed the deal upvote

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                                  [–]grangerm 17 points18 points ago

                                  Your dog would like to meet my dog

                                  [–]thrombosed 14 points15 points ago

                                  Must be a malamute thing

                                  [–]probably-maybe 2 points3 points ago

                                  We should have a party.

                                  [–]Benny_the_Jew 14 points15 points ago

                                  ... is bad ass.

                                  [–]McRibMadman 3 points4 points ago

                                  Benny the Jew is quite the bad ass

                                  [–]Benny_the_Jew 9 points10 points ago

                                  You're now my new best friend. This is us.

                                  [–]Benny_the_Jew 6 points7 points ago

                                  Fill this out too and send it back to me so I can make a copy.

                                  [–]McRibMadman 2 points3 points ago

                                  I love you... There... I said it and i'm not taking it back

                                  [–]Benny_the_Jew 3 points4 points ago

                                  :)

                                  [–]d4cl4n 22 points23 points ago

                                  New AdviceAnimal i'm calling it now.

                                  [–]finch749 173 points174 points ago

                                  How'd I do? Suave dog:

                                  http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3s5xnz/

                                  [–]d4cl4n 10 points11 points ago

                                  Better cash in on that karma before someone steals it.

                                  [–]StealthNade 19 points20 points ago

                                  not the best meme but link for public use

                                  [–]dvanlivesnow 2 points3 points ago

                                  Simply perfecto

                                  [–]Jertob 2 points3 points ago

                                  Deal with it (Please let it load)

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                                    [–]phat_moose92 4 points5 points ago

                                    More like my dawwg.

                                    [–]crocboss 4 points5 points ago

                                    dog goneit this is awesome

                                    [–]thedanyon 7 points8 points ago

                                    That pooch saved my ass, I had a bogey on my six.

                                    [–]SANDUSKY_RAPED_ME 7 points8 points ago

                                    I want to play poker with that dog and then go for a ride in his motorcycle sidecar.

                                    [–]Arcoss 2 points3 points ago

                                    Bad to the bone.

                                    [–]ItsaBirdaPlane 3 points4 points ago

                                    The Dog abides.

                                    [–]miraistreak 3 points4 points ago

                                    "Deal With it"

                                    [–]Docness 3 points4 points ago

                                    "Can't let you do that Starfox!"

                                    [–]br0hemian 5 points6 points ago

                                    Pipe owner shall not be pleased.

                                    [–]kirkverner 2 points3 points ago

                                    I partied with that dude!

                                    [–]GingerOnTheLoose 0 points1 point ago

                                    An absolute badass.

                                    [–]Canis_lupus 0 points1 point ago

                                    Oh HELL yes.

                                    [–]THUNDERCUNTMOUNTAIN 2 points3 points ago

                                    FUCK YES.

                                    [–]ItsLikeAHoppityHop 1 point2 points ago

                                    You found him like this, didn't you?

                                    [–]Acid_Dolphin_Lover 2 points3 points ago

                                    Hunter S. Dogson.

                                    [–]thatissomeBS 2 points3 points ago

                                    I bet that dog doesn't look at explosions, either.

                                    [–]Not_sure_if_george 1 point2 points ago

                                    This is inspiration for a new sub: r/awwsome

                                    [–]charliecastel 1 point2 points ago

                                    There are, roughly, four different kinds of cool happening here...

                                    [–]gallagherferit 0 points1 point ago

                                    this has got to become a meme

                                    [–]GrindingGearsAllDhey 2 points3 points ago

                                    Hunter S. Dogson

                                    [–]woodowl 1 point2 points ago

                                    You found Doglas MacArthur!

                                    [–]wh288205 4 points5 points ago

                                    Your dog is a gentleman and a scholar

                                    [–]UppercaseT 3 points4 points ago

                                    you're black!

                                    [–]Metropolitan_Studies 1 point2 points ago

                                    This dog needs a movie series.

                                    [–]Jerryfizzlepop 1 point2 points ago

                                    I reckon there's a whiskey glass in his hand...

                                    [–]ArseAssassin 1 point2 points ago

                                    This is so fucking awesome.

                                    [–]WiskusGunthier 1 point2 points ago

                                    I wish I looked as suave as your dog.

                                    [–]Zazierx 0 points1 point ago

                                    Wonder how long it took you to get your dog to stay like that long enough to take a picture

                                    [–]crocboss 0 points1 point ago

                                    Couldnt get a cat to do this... though I would like to see someone try...

                                    [–]Fernanigans 0 points1 point ago

                                    Just a dog with class my friends.

                                    [–]Kybrat -1 points0 points ago

                                    That dog must be really really patient lol

                                    [–]Midgetmoose 1 point2 points ago

                                    /r/dogswearingclothes would love this shit.

                                    [–]treehuggerguy 0 points1 point ago

                                    Needs a pipe!

                                    [–]TheSgtPepper1 0 points1 point ago

                                    BOSS

                                    [–]BananaMartini 1 point2 points ago

                                    Immediately made me think of, "what we have here is a failure to communicate." Kudos if you get the reference.

                                    [–]Underoathftw 1 point2 points ago

                                    That's one fly bitch.

                                    [–]Kazu215 0 points1 point ago

                                    ...is fucking awesome

                                    [–]shelbaca 0 points1 point ago

                                    What a BOSS!

                                    [–]StealthNade 1 point2 points ago

                                    This seems like a "Your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass" face?

                                    [–]landonj 0 points1 point ago

                                    What has air bud become

                                    [–]DoctorRavioli 1 point2 points ago

                                    Needs to go to r/photoshopbattles so someone can change the reflection in his sunglasses.

                                    [–]whirlygirl9 1 point2 points ago

                                    The first thing I thought when I saw it... "We can't stop here, it's bat country"

                                    [–]haiku_robot 1 point2 points ago

                                    The first thing I thought 
when I saw it... "We can't stop 
here, it's bat country"

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                                      [–]Poncyhair 0 points1 point ago

                                      Baloo? Wheres kit?

                                      [–]voodoopork 0 points1 point ago

                                      Commander Rex Bones reporting in.

                                      [–]simenk 0 points1 point ago

                                      carried out with style. I love it.

                                      [–]faithful_sta11ion 0 points1 point ago

                                      Is your dog feeling comfortable with that? It would be extra awesome if he/she can wear those things everyday

                                      [–]NotMeButaGuyIKnow 0 points1 point ago

                                      Wait....I assumed this was supposed to be Eddie from Christmas Vacation, but Eddie smokes a cigar, not a pipe. Otherwise it works.

                                      [–]HootyAye -1 points0 points ago

                                      I love this picture so badass

                                      [–]MrPold 1 point2 points ago

                                      More like Awwww Yeaaaaah!

                                      [–]DragonflyRider 0 points1 point ago

                                      I have flat out stolen this image for another website. Do I need to give you credit Kaer?

                                      [–]dreamsofbetterdays 0 points1 point ago

                                      New cast member to myth busters!

                                      [–]peanutsgalore 0 points1 point ago

                                      Straight flossin' yo

                                      [–]almosthot 0 points1 point ago

                                      In Soviet Russia hat wears you

                                      [–]GeneralJohnnyRico -1 points0 points ago

                                      Sup dog?

                                      [–]floppyears57 1 point2 points ago

                                      Your dog is a Sir.

                                      [–]The_Caring_Banker 0 points1 point ago

                                      yessir

                                      [–]UncleFuckStruts -1 points0 points ago

                                      Badass.

                                      [–]timetosaycool 0 points1 point ago

                                      Cool. :D

                                      [–]pencilelitist 0 points1 point ago

                                      I offer 4.33 ref for your brown bomber and security shades.

                                      [–]BoltupBrumbs 0 points1 point ago

                                      This is totally epic, ultimate ManCave dog. I bet he takes shot gun from the kids and wife in the car.

                                      [–]KILL_ALL_WHITE_PEOPL -1 points0 points ago

                                      Telling people you are a dog is much easier than the truth..

                                      [–]little-moon -1 points0 points ago

                                      Your dog is more badass than I ever could be

                                      [–]Naggers123 -1 points0 points ago

                                      Aww Yeah

                                      [–]interesting_bomb -1 points0 points ago

                                      You can be my wingman anytime.

                                      [–]Iamswitters -1 points0 points ago

                                      Is clearly Goose.

                                      [–]Archaeopterygidae -1 points0 points ago

                                      Oh yeah, a pipe must smell great for the nose of a dog. Excellent job.

                                      [–]sterbz -1 points0 points ago

                                      it's snoop dogg's cousin wiz khalifa

                                      [–]sonofslackerboy -1 points0 points ago

                                      Your dog looks like Hunter S. Thompson reincarnate.

                                      [–]overqooo -1 points0 points ago

                                      You dog has the patience of a saint.

                                      [–]FruitSalad4225 0 points1 point ago

                                      More like /r/awwyeahmotherfucker

                                      [–]chrisman01 0 points1 point ago

                                      We shall crush ze American dogs, and take zeir buried bones for our people! Forward, Comrades!

                                      [–]gustav_black 0 points1 point ago

                                      Yes, This is Dog.

                                      [–]MrPoopyWoop -1 points0 points ago

                                      Someone should tell that dog that smoking is bad for him. My dad's golden retriever got lung cancer from that shit

                                      [–]Gank_Spank_Sploog 0 points1 point ago

                                      God damn your dog is badass.

                                      [–]3flection 0 points1 point ago

                                      haha nice. new desktop bg

                                      [–]Chiveronreddit 0 points1 point ago

                                      Why do dogs always look so natural wearing this type of stuff? Love it!

                                      [–]nickfromdtown 0 points1 point ago

                                      I'll apologize but I'm not taking off the glasses.

                                      [–]I_AM_PICKLE_LORD 0 points1 point ago

                                      Your dog is cooler than me. (Okay :C)

                                      [–]Kevince 0 points1 point ago

                                      My karma machine*

                                      [–]AEIOU_occasionallyY 0 points1 point ago

                                      What is on your shirt?

                                      [–]Greg-2012 1 point2 points ago

                                      [–]flatcurve 0 points1 point ago

                                      Hey me and a couple of my old college buddies get together once a month to play poker, if your dog is interested.

                                      [–]NinjaDiscoJesus 0 points1 point ago

                                      legend

                                      [–]LZYX 0 points1 point ago

                                      Hey Snoop.

                                      [–]2bfersher 1 point2 points ago

                                      A cat will never be this cool.

                                      [–]tiderise 1 point2 points ago

                                      I'm sure he gets all the bitches.

                                      [–]jkwright2012 0 points1 point ago

                                      That's one badass motherfucking dog!

                                      [–]irishamerican 0 points1 point ago

                                      We storm Inchon at dawn.

                                      [–]jkwright2012 0 points1 point ago

                                      Gentlemen you will bring me 100 Nazi scalps! And I want my scalps!

                                      [–]audionaught 0 points1 point ago

                                      Karma Dog

                                      [–]duckypond 0 points1 point ago

                                      what a badass

                                      [–]GirlyWhirl 0 points1 point ago

                                      The hairy chest showing through the open jacket is my favorite part for some reason.

                                      [–]AgitativeLeader 1 point2 points ago

                                      He is the most interesting dog in the world.

                                      [–]popout 0 points1 point ago

                                      wow thats a baddass dawg!

                                      [–]throw6539 0 points1 point ago

                                      I am always trying to find mirrored aviators exactly like that, but I can never find that variety at a reasonable price. Where'd you get those?

                                      [–]Poly_ 1 point2 points ago

                                      Very nice. If you don't mind I'm making this my facebook avatar for a bit... everyone can use Red Baron Dog after dealing with finals for two weeks.

                                      [–]drakenkorin13 0 points1 point ago

                                      No one on the corner has wagga like us

                                      hashtag wag

                                      [–]IndySat 0 points1 point ago

                                      This post is epic!

                                      [–]EonBlueAegis 0 points1 point ago

                                      Okay, so the past three or four days have had a dog near the too of my front page, and nary a cat to be seen... The times they are a-changin

                                      [–]hpski 0 points1 point ago

                                      Classy.

                                      [–]biscuitinmytea 0 points1 point ago

                                      your dog has been bookmarked

                                      [–]sudernalien 0 points1 point ago

                                      We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold.

                                      [–]flirtle 0 points1 point ago

                                      Where is everyone getting these dogs that stay perfectly still for you to place clothes and props on them, and then remain still to have a picture taken?! My dogs throws anything you put on them right off!

                                      [–]LionHorse 0 points1 point ago

                                      HIGHWAAAAAY TOOOOO THE DANGER ZOOOOONE!

                                      [–]A8Warmonger -1 points0 points ago

                                      Fear and Lothing in Las Vegas Doggy Style

                                      [–]Kaylon2647 0 points1 point ago

                                      I want to make this a meme

                                      [–]Milanista227 0 points1 point ago

                                      That dog has so much swag.

                                      [–]eddy52 0 points1 point ago

                                      Whattt, my dog freaks the fuck out when I try to put his leash on him. No fair!

                                      [–]mynamesbenedict 0 points1 point ago

                                      My *dawg

                                      [–]Stall0ne 1 point2 points ago

                                      Just a simple title, nothing fancy, yet it made frontpage. That's how you know you got a great post.

                                      [–]Nametab 0 points1 point ago

                                      needs more dogtags

                                      [–]TheDenux 0 points1 point ago

                                      Who the fuck would downvote this?!

                                      [–]derpoderp 0 points1 point ago

                                      The Dude.

                                      [–]krejslayer 0 points1 point ago

                                      My new facebook-profile pic. Your dog is boss!

                                      [–]EvilCrustySock 0 points1 point ago

                                      This looks like my father-in-law.

                                      [–]loquacioustype 1 point2 points ago

                                      I'm not a fan of dressing up our pets but this is pretty good. I had a good chuckle when I saw the pipe.

                                      [–]progamer1101 0 points1 point ago

                                      Flying planes like a sir since 1990.

                                      [–]raavana 0 points1 point ago

                                      snoop lion is envious of your dog now.

                                      [–]EnergyLOL 0 points1 point ago

                                      baller.

                                      [–]SplishSplashSemen 0 points1 point ago

                                      And your dog does this by himself everyday as he lounges waiting for you, right?

                                      [–]dimetrodon21 0 points1 point ago

                                      look at that beard

                                      [–]sunuvabeach 0 points1 point ago

                                      I want to be as cool as this dog

                                      [–]Canucklehead99 0 points1 point ago

                                      Take a bite outta crime!

                                      [–]astronautonearth 0 points1 point ago

                                      That dog looks better than me with those glasses

                                      [–]wolfmanpraxis 0 points1 point ago

                                      New Top Dog in town...

                                      [–]thegreatwhitemenace 1 point2 points ago

                                      you're the man now, dog

                                      [–]alwaystakeabanana 0 points1 point ago

                                      He looks like a member of ZZ Top!

                                      [–]TeamVlad 0 points1 point ago

                                      Damnit Doggy! You're out of your element!

                                      [–]felixbou 1 point2 points ago

                                      Hi Kaer!

                                      Your dog is adorable! I showed this to my boss and we want to send you a pair of our captain thunder sunglasses shipped to you (no charge):

                                      http://www.bonlook.com/product/captain-thunder-gold

                                      If aviator is not in his mood, you can also try our virtual stylist to see how we can up his game! (http://www.bonlook.com/virtualstylist)

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