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[–]cesare980 24 points25 points ago

This is about as sexy as you can look while being inside a household appliance.

[–]nt-cmplt 98 points99 points ago

[–]sittty 4 points5 points ago

i'm embarrassed at how hard I laughed at this subreddit. Now I remember why I don't have a girlfriend

[–]Semantia -2 points-1 points ago

I can never remember if this is the serious one or not.

[–]antifolkhero -3 points-2 points ago

[–]Eaglezzz 5 points6 points ago

When I see something like this it really scares me because I always think about how she's going to get out.

[–]AintNeverGonnaStop 1 point2 points ago

The open door?

[–]Eaglezzz 0 points1 point ago

The reason this freaks me out is when I was in 7th grade, some bully kid shoved a kid into a empty trash can as a joke. The kid slid down to the bottom and couldn't get out. He was literally screaming in pain because his legs were vertical with his body. It took teachers a whole 2 minutes to get him out. He is now paralyzed from the waist down. That's why this freaks me out. What if you were stuck in an uncomfortable place and couldn't get out?

[–]Kytro 41 points42 points ago

This joke is bad, and you should feel bad

[–]KIDSHADY50 42 points43 points ago

Originally came from /r/imgoingtohellforthis and wasn't really funny then

[–]Kinetic_Waffle 2 points3 points ago

Neither is /r/Imgoingtohellforthis. Seriously, as far as subreddit potential/delivery goes, that one has probably the worst ratio on all of reddit.

It's like the exact opposite of quality from /r/mildlyinteresting. Where you'd expect that sub to be really crap derivatives, it's actually fucking awesome, and where you'd expect fantastically dark humor, it's absolute garbage.

[–]KIDSHADY50 0 points1 point ago

I agree mostly, I have a very erhm..."dark" sense of humor every once and a while there are good post but I agree with you that most of it is garbage.

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[–]KIDSHADY50 10 points11 points ago

Meh women jokes were funny the first million times now its getting a little offensive to lots of people

[–]woof2woof 11 points12 points ago

I got into a dryer once. It was horrible. I heard about people hiding in them. So I tried. Freaked out and got stuck. Worst experience of my life.

[–]ChaoticAgenda 10 points11 points ago

HahahaHAhaHAHA!

...I mean that must have been horrible.

[–]woof2woof 3 points4 points ago

I didn't learn until that day that I was claustrophobic. Thank you for your sympathy.

[–]ChaoticAgenda 8 points9 points ago

That just makes it funnier.

[–]woof2woof -1 points0 points ago

Things like that happen a lot to me. People say a lot of stuff that happens to me is like a sad comedy. My friend says I remind him of Louie.

[–]frobischer 0 points1 point ago

I learned I was claustrophobic as a child while hollowing out a cavity in a pile of snow and seeing if I could fit yet by sticking my head in the hole.

Verified it years later while caving in an off-the-track cave, trying a crawlspace, inhaling deeply and being unable to inhale fully because the floor and ceiling were sandwiching me.

[–]Lough5280 4 points5 points ago

I got into a huge industrial dryer at my gym when I was working the towel desk. My buddy closed the door and turned it on. There were those three large protrusions (that come in most dryers) that I thought I would be able to hang on to and spin with the rotor and just get a little hazy but come out without a scratch.

Ended up knocking myself out and going to the hospital.

[–]woof2woof 0 points1 point ago

Oh wow. I was freaked out someone would turn it on. Like in my bloody valentine. Yours sounds way worse than mine lol

[–]Lough5280 0 points1 point ago

Yeah it was scary, it really hurt too. I had bruises everywhere, I was tossed around like a dead body for awhile

[–]carnieyb 7 points8 points ago

How did this get so many up votes? This joke wasn't funny the first 17 times it got posted...

[–]stanleytape 7 points8 points ago

I would like to think the reddit community as a whole is better than upvoting a lame, sexist joke like this.

[–]AintNeverGonnaStop 2 points3 points ago

I'd like to hope the same, but I've been on Reddit long enough to know that upvoting lame, sexist jokes is what Reddit does best.

[–]Jealousy123 7 points8 points ago

The claustrophob in me is making me want to cry. What if you got stuck in there?!?

[–]weareonthecruise 1 point2 points ago

You'd break the precious machinery.

[–]JTDeuce 2 points3 points ago

The machine would be taken apart. Calm thy nerves.

[–]KIDSHADY50 -1 points0 points ago

Better yet, what if the door closed? Haha I'm such an ass

[–]gathering_storm 8 points9 points ago

r/gonedryer

[–]JLContessa 6 points7 points ago

Is this sexy? Is this a sexy thing to do? I’m trying to understand.

[–]darkevilemu 10 points11 points ago

My guess is that this is just friends doing stupid shit together and the "seductive look" she gives is unintentional.

[–]futafan 15 points16 points ago

boobs are always sexy

[–]paranode -2 points-1 points ago

The answer depends on whether the girl is hot. So in this case, yes it is sexy.

[–]Bartman383 4 points5 points ago

Looks like she can handle a pretty big load.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

SEXISM IS FUNNY. LOL AMRITE GUYZ?

[–]clintmccool 2 points3 points ago

did you come up with that joke by yourself, OP?

because i have never ever never never ever never ever ever never heard it before and it's really really really really really really really funny.

[–]Natzely 0 points1 point ago

I doubt you will see this one doing any dish washing.

[–]Col_Smirnoff 1 point2 points ago

Incoming white knights and sexist haters.

[–]Tera_Lizard 0 points1 point ago

source on the girl?

[–]TapTapBam -2 points-1 points ago

TIL: I would fuck a dishwasher.

[–]deezeejoey -1 points0 points ago

Is she trying to look sexy while inside of a dryer? :3

[–]miccer88 -5 points-4 points ago

I would let her wash my load

[–]epgenius -2 points-1 points ago

Must be Reddit's period... apparently it's the time of the month when this is posted again.

[–]radiosnatch -3 points-2 points ago