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[–]jmarks7448 188 points189 points ago

I love the clapping at the end

[–]fligs 67 points68 points ago

i am amazed by their technological development

[–]wally_moot 15 points16 points ago

Clap or die. It's the truth.

[–]TrustiestMuffin 39 points40 points ago

I showed this to my fiancee who is American born but of South Korean decent and asked her to translate. Her response...

So the young guy says "today, we are going to do the missile experiment"
the older man says: "ready...set..."
and then the younger guy screams and says "ahhhH~" hahaha

the part with the announcer at the beginning with the north korean flag...i have no freaking clue what they're saying
however, it's probably from a real north korean broadcast 

the north korean accent is very different...and they have certain words that are not the same as south korean dialect

Source: From Conan

[–]Belikejake 33 points34 points ago

You didn't have to cite a source. We already know you are the trustiest muffin.

[–]poktanju 8 points9 points ago

You can babysit my kids anytime, TrustiestMuffin!

[–]OpenExistence89 34 points35 points ago

I could imagine him saying "FOR THE EMPEROR"

[–]GLORYTOCHAOS 21 points22 points ago

Death to the False Emperor!

[–]SECRETLY_STALKS_YOU 16 points17 points ago

You are now banned from /r/pyongyang

[–]TheDudeaBides96 8 points9 points ago

THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU FALL DOWN AND BLEED TO DEATH!

[–]bahaki[S] 14 points15 points ago

I was slightly discouraged when I saw that one. It's too perfect. Then again, it would be a repost, so my shitty 'shop will have to be the one. Won't see me complaining.

[–]Fgame 4 points5 points ago

I was looking for this gif to post for SO LONG, you dont even realize

[–]GoodMotherfucker 1 point2 points ago

Came here to make sure this gif is posted.

[–]Fgame 844 points845 points ago

[–]hawkinator 240 points241 points ago

"Good, good. I shall launch some of this cake into my mouth."

"That is a rocket, sir"

[–]HeallunRumblebelly 146 points147 points ago

This is not the yellow cake i asked for. I can't eat this radioactive shit!

[–]Shugbug1986 77 points78 points ago

How I feel at school.

[–]amoebassassian 50 points51 points ago

[–]SECRETLY_STALKS_YOU 16 points17 points ago

That mothafucka bought some yellow cake. From Africa.

[–]P0llyPrissyPants 4 points5 points ago

He got it in his special CIA napkin

[–]IM_ENGLISH_NOT_BRITI 2 points3 points ago

oil? who said sometin about oil.. you cookin bitch ?

[–]Bring_dem 2 points3 points ago

PRAY TO GOD THEY DON'T DROP THAT SHIT!

[–]ricobanderas 2 points3 points ago

Pray to god you don't drop that shit...

[–]middle_eastern 2 points3 points ago

"I got some yellow cake right here. Wrapped in this special CIA napkin. "

[–]skyman724 16 points17 points ago

So THAT'S where all their nuclear fuel has been going...............

[–]ytmnnk 9 points10 points ago

[–]BOOMBOXNOTATOY 7 points8 points ago

Warning! Butthole below.

[–]TheCoffeeGuy77 4 points5 points ago

You do God's work, son.

[–]zanmanoodle 59 points60 points ago

I suppose this was a pleasant surprise, in the same way that not being punched in the face is "pleasant."

[–]Zeoxult 25 points26 points ago

Risky click. Wasn't what I expected, but worth looking at. SFW

[–]partycentralsupplies 22 points23 points ago

Seeing stuff like this reminds me of 4chan.

[–]scratcher2 6 points7 points ago

old 4chan was god tier for shinanigans

[–]AlasPoorCitizen 13 points14 points ago

[–]d_b_cooper 5 points6 points ago

Are you guys part of The Butthole Brigade or something?

[–]woodj13 12 points13 points ago

To be honest, I'm slightly disappointed.

[–]jun2san 7 points8 points ago

The bane of reddit.

[–]UsernameRandomNumber 6 points7 points ago

If you look closely you'll see the rocket is made of marshmallows.

[–]ketomine 3 points4 points ago

Raunch? I said runch.

[–]Deliberate_Reposter 160 points161 points ago

Is this the sequel to this movie?

[–]astarkey12 46 points47 points ago

Clearly photoshopped. Sarah Jessica Parker's head is not that small.

[–]alphanovember 66 points67 points ago

[–]astarkey12 11 points12 points ago

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT'S BEAUTIFUL

[–]overthinks_meaning 8 points9 points ago

It needs to be at least... three time bigger than this!

[–]bbarlow88 4 points5 points ago

Is that a Sarah Jessica Parker head for mice?!

Edit: I'm a retard. Ants.

[–]overthinks_meaning 3 points4 points ago

ants*

[–]CloseKnight 58 points59 points ago

[–]yolonazi 8 points9 points ago

i think its a north korean dildo ad.

[–]RoflCopter4 3 points4 points ago

You missed your chance to make a Viagra joke.

You blew it.

[–]skyman724 3 points4 points ago

Horse dildos don't sell well in Asian countries though.........

[–]zogznh 7 points8 points ago

GET IT GUISE ?SARA JESIKA PARKERS A HORSE LOLZ

[–]skyman724 3 points4 points ago

spidermancancer.jpg

[–]TwoSunsInTheSunset 2 points3 points ago

Where can I see more of these, this is hilarious!

[–]slapshotten11 96 points97 points ago

North Korean rockets just ain't got the same Seoul.

[–]h1p1n3 25 points26 points ago

..like that old time Kim Il-Sung control.

[–]NorcoGameDev 20 points21 points ago

... Don't try to take me to the demilitarized zone

[–]randomclock 12 points13 points ago

... Those en route mines will get me blown

[–]T91169420666 5 points6 points ago

...like that old time Kim Il-Sung control

[–]rattlemebones 9 points10 points ago

You wont even get me to the bridge of no return

[–]rattlemebones 35 points36 points ago

If he puts his weight into that, he could easily hit the US.

[–]MonkPreston 4 points5 points ago

You have been banned from /r/pyongyang

[–]Nemphiz 15 points16 points ago

I feel like one day the North Koreans will launch a rocket that will hit us, or someone hard and then we'll be feeling stupid.

[–]anonfunction 24 points25 points ago

You've been approved as a mod on /r/pyongyang

[–]Jigsus 2 points3 points ago

This one reached orbit and delivered a satellite

[–]mongster2 27 points28 points ago

Stomp rockets are my jam.

[–]TWOoneEIGHT 4 points5 points ago

Stomp Rocket Wars.

All fun and games until someone takes one to the eye.

[–]givemeadvice18 237 points238 points ago

You have been banned from /r/pyongyang.

[–]applebeebird 149 points150 points ago

and now we wait...

Edit: So far some brave soul upvoted me and still not banned

Edit 2: Hanging in there strong at 4 upvotes, still not banned. Believe.

Edit 3: At 14 now, I think we're reaching critical mass, ban hammer should be coming soon

Edit 4: Closing in on 50, steady now...

Edit 5: You brave men have done well, as the sun sets just beyond the yellow sea, I rest in peace with my fallen brothern. The Deed
The infamous Pyongyang Graveyard. R.I.P.

[–]HITMAN616 43 points44 points ago

You forgot to link your post so we can upvote, silly.

[–]Datum 11 points12 points ago

Is this for real? The looks of this /r/ is just ridiculous and I can't believe that it's not an inside joke.

[–]noyourenottheonlyone 23 points24 points ago

Joke? It is.

[–]ScrabCrab 20 points21 points ago

It's a joke, just like /r/Murica

[–]Datum 9 points10 points ago

Thanks! It's stupid of me to think that it's real.

Edit: ಠ_ಠ

Edit2: Screw you guys!

[–]mezzizle 6 points7 points ago

If you downvote anything, a "damn you commie" text will appear.

[–]Yeah_Hoe 8 points9 points ago

You really think the North Korean Govt. would give access to reddit? I'm pretty sure people there can't even use the internet. Hell, even in China Facebook and Twitter are blocked.

[–]squareballer 3 points4 points ago

/r/Pyongyang features information curated by the Committee for Cultural Relations with Foreign Countries of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea.

Sounded plausible to me.

[–]RaKemyst 14 points15 points ago

Because no one lies on the internet. Ever.

[–]Tranger 22 points23 points ago

How dare you disrespect glorious leader! Reporting to loving mods. North Korea is best Korea, and all glory to Kim Jong Un.

BEST KOREA

I never thought they used (or at least kept using) that, it's hilarious!

[–]ok_you_win 32 points33 points ago

In my city, north Ikea is best Ikea.

[–]radiationshield 17 points18 points ago

There is only one IKEA, all hail the glorious Ingvar Kamprad

[–]Carlo_The_Magno 20 points21 points ago

The real ones (and by that I mean the best trolls) don't use "Best Korea." They insist there is only one Korea, with the southern part of the peninsula being held by awful Americans.

[–]TimothyCratchit 5 points6 points ago

Yes, yes, what I meant. No "South Korea", only Westernized evils.

[–]TimothyCratchit 5 points6 points ago

You dare mock me outside /r/Pyongyang? Glorious modleaders shall instain bans for those defiling beautiful country!

[–]littledot5566 2 points3 points ago

You call that patriotism? You spelled your beloved country wrong.

[–]Vinc3ntPh4m 4 points5 points ago

The best thing about this subreddit is that people take it seriously.

[–]severon 2 points3 points ago

Love all of the deleted comments in that thread

[–]tidux 2 points3 points ago

Looks like it's been deleted now.

[–]yamisotired 5 points6 points ago

/r/pyongyang opened its doors again I see.

[–]siroswald 2 points3 points ago

They ban a lot of people there, don't they?

[–]Second_Foundationeer 15 points16 points ago

Actually, they hold a lot of them hostage, providing only a tiny ration of upvotes once a day..

[–]skyman724 3 points4 points ago

They're emulating their country's model.

[–]JustBrowsing4Chan 4 points5 points ago

All I ever did was suck North Korea's dick but still got banned from /r/pyongyang man..

Also here's a plug for the useless subreddit /r/pyongyangbannedme

[–]ImGoingToRunOutOfSpa 35 points36 points ago

I think this might be photoshopped...

[–]fepeee 111 points112 points ago

yeah, no way they have this kind of technology over there

[–]skyman724 11 points12 points ago

Foam implies they have petroleum to make plastics with.

LIES!

[–]Daroo425 2 points3 points ago

I think we should send troops over ASAP

[–]Murry33 13 points14 points ago

Yeah this is fake. That's not even a real rocket.

[–]bahaki[S] 11 points12 points ago

As far as switcharoo setups go, this is about as close as you can get for this thread. I wish you luck.

[–]tounymalouny 6 points7 points ago

Ahh. The old reddit switch-a-roo.

[–]TheAlmightyAtheismo 3 points4 points ago

Noooooooooooooooooooooo

EDIT: This appears to be a ruse switch-a-roo, it cuts to a shortcut and takes you to the end.

[–]Shugbug1986 8 points9 points ago

Asian rockets are always smaller.

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[–]WatchesWorldBurn 3 points4 points ago

North Korea is a truly wild place. If you have a few minutes, check out this documentary by a couple of journalists who went there and made an (illegal) documentary. It is absolutely another world.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24R8JObNNQ4#t=472

[–]Silkypico 3 points4 points ago

Achievement unlocked : Banned from /r/pyongyang

[–]mtthwhdl 10 points11 points ago

Ha. I shot one of these up my brothers ass on accident once. It was hilarious, because it stayed in there for a second before falling to the ground.

[–]thereisnonamesleft 4 points5 points ago

Except now North Korea is you and the rest of the world is your brothers ass.

[–]skyman724 0 points1 point ago

O_o

[–]RedGrobo 1 point2 points ago

The rocket in OP's pic is still probably a meaningful percentage of NK's GDP....

[–]Hellspark08 1 point2 points ago

FOOMP

[–]godsbong 4 points5 points ago

FAKE! Kim Jung Un would never be the one to push the pedal. He would actually be mounted to it and the picture would be of him soaring through rainbows into space.

[–]ukiyoe 2 points3 points ago

You raff now. You pay rater.

[–]jeery 5 points6 points ago

Let us keep this simple. N.Korea launched a rocket from the west coast, almost due south. If the trajectory were a vector projection on to the water, the N.Korean scientists attempted to avoid populations and took a route that would avoid all trouble nations. Threading a needle, all while Japan, South Korea, etc jam radar, attempt to hack it, etc.

"North Korea has launched a long-range missile" "They now have the capability to deliver nuclear warheads in US territory" "North Korea claims the payload is scientific"

or

"North Korea has launched a long-range rocket" "North Korea joins X other nations now with the capability to monitor ground conditions from space" "North Korea is using Kwangmyŏngsŏng-3 for weather prediction"

And then the X37-B was launched...

Stop worrying. The USA will intercept the satellite, check for nuclear bombs, and replace the OS or hardware with a backdoor assuming something bad is found.

National sovereignty is found in space this day and age.

"PETERSON AIR FORCE BASE, Colo. - North American Aerospace Defense Command officials acknowledged today that U.S. missile warning systems detected and tracked the launch of a North Korean missile at 7:49 p.m. EST. The missile was tracked on a southerly azimuth. Initial indications are that the first stage fell into the Yellow Sea. The second stage was assessed to fall into the Philippine Sea. Initial indications are that the missile deployed an object that appeared to achieve orbit. At no time was the missile or the resultant debris a threat to North America." http://www.norad.mil/News/2012/121112b.html

[–]Gregoff 3 points4 points ago

That photo is shopped! The people of North Korea don't have colours!

[–]HotKarlMarx -2 points-1 points ago

Dude, that's obviously a photoshop. There are no cakes.

[–]housequake 0 points1 point ago

Timely...

[–]MSN420 0 points1 point ago

Heh, I had a sturdier rocket than him.

[–]XxSuperYxX 0 points1 point ago

At least it will launch higher than the failure one.

[–]Awful_Person 0 points1 point ago

You made him realistically sized, too!

[–]Firepower01 0 points1 point ago

Nostalgia just hit me hard

[–]Croc-o-dial 0 points1 point ago

Good old stomp rocket.

[–]CyaNBlu3 0 points1 point ago

Anyone want to take a wild guess where the missile budget went to?

[–]womens_suffrage 1 point2 points ago

Little Kimmy looks like a fun guy. He really brings the party to life.

[–]ThatDamonGuy 0 points1 point ago

I hope dear reader sees that pic, somehow, and gets all red and angry. But then I think about the peasants he'd execute until he felt better again.

[–]devilsephiroth -1 points0 points ago

That's the sexiest man alive! According to China.

[–]CATTSTACKS 0 points1 point ago

Expected something a lot more impressive

[–]patricksly 0 points1 point ago

Our supreme leader reaches for the stars

[–]talkth_with_a_lithp -1 points0 points ago

i'm tho tired of North Koreas bullthit.

[–]Irnbruguy 1 point2 points ago

[–]rikashiku 0 points1 point ago

Oh god! we're all doomed! DOOOOMED!

[–]ramza101 0 points1 point ago

This photo really shows the great sense of humor that Our Great Leader has.

[–]Bethke6 0 points1 point ago

It scares me that I had this exact thought when I heard about this. I am becoming one with Reddit

[–]emptytester -1 points0 points ago

I laughed way too hard at this.

[–]DawgClaw 0 points1 point ago

North Korea is the funniest.

[–]AChunkyMother 0 points1 point ago

Thus begins the worldwide pandemonium as speculation leads to believe that North Korea has, in fact, launched a nuke.

[–]CleanWestwood 1 point2 points ago

Many scientist must have died for this

The rocket is not pointy

[–]Ahtomic 0 points1 point ago

It'll be really scarey when North Korea finally gets there act together. Hopefully they won't take these jokes personally.

[–]asiangirlfrombahrain -1 points0 points ago

How dare you to insult our glorious leader, you scum!

[–]Twoflappylips 0 points1 point ago

That's damn funny. Thanks.

[–]Warranthad88 0 points1 point ago

How does North Korea afford the rocket fuel for these launches?

[–]stringerbell 0 points1 point ago

Of course, the GOP will now be asking for an extra trillion dollars for the military to combat this...

[–]kharmakazy 0 points1 point ago

What type o dong is this?

[–]ADD_Ninja 1 point2 points ago

This post title was very misleading.

[–]sleepy00 0 points1 point ago

I love reddit! I laughed so fuckin hard!

[–]Makern 0 points1 point ago

This makes me very happy

[–]LANCE_UPP3RCUT 1 point2 points ago

Did you see that yaw control?

[–]AgileFatman 0 points1 point ago

I nostalgia'd.

[–]kbuis 0 points1 point ago

Yes this could have horrifying implications later, but I can't help but think this is like Charlie Brown finally kicking the football. Maybe it's just the shape of Kim Jong-Un's head.

[–]plonkezoid 0 points1 point ago

They have nicely paved driveways?

[–]AdamMiller 0 points1 point ago

hahaha, yeah fuck north korea

[–]unsatisfyingpleasure 0 points1 point ago

too bad they don't know the launch code

[–]yhelothere 0 points1 point ago

Nice that you play along with your government's propaganda. NK at least didn't invade countries & killed and tortured civilians.

[–]babbi1988 0 points1 point ago

hello

[–]Indrik5 0 points1 point ago

You all got jokes but you got to admit it takes some badass determination to launch a satellite in space while being suppressed by almost every country in the world.

Not saying they aren't evil though.

[–]jasonnnnn 0 points1 point ago

[–]godsdebris 0 points1 point ago

I work and live in Japan. My boss glanced over my shoulder as I was looking at this and he got a laugh.

[–]superman58 0 points1 point ago

WTFFFFF

[–]jaybird13 0 points1 point ago

This look like one of them photoshopped pictures.

[–]THE_BOOZE_CRUISE 0 points1 point ago

[–]SpectreOfMalta 0 points1 point ago

All those funds could have been used to provide the people with their everyday needs.

If there was ever a country held together with duct tape, it is North Korea.

[–]danosaurus_ 0 points1 point ago

God damn Hans blix

[–]babbi1988 0 points1 point ago

hello

[–]arealdoctorseriously 1 point2 points ago

this is funny and all but isn't anybody worried that they are one step closer to being very dangerous to S. korea?

[–]WeekendBossing 0 points1 point ago

I call photoshop. The missle couldn't have been that big.

[–]BallsackTBaghard 0 points1 point ago

I don't get the hate against Best Korea's satellite launch. Let them launch the satellite. To me Best Korea seems to be the least war hungry nation in the world.

"oh noes, they is testing nukes". If they shoot a nuke, then they have like everyone against them. They will sign their own death sentence.

[–]dossier 0 points1 point ago

Dunno why but I expected that horse tripping over the ball.

[–]Mildebeest 0 points1 point ago

Champagne comedy.

[–]RockemSockemBrobots 0 points1 point ago

ITT: People getting banned from the glorious and only subreddit /r/pyangyong

[–]babbi1988 0 points1 point ago

hello

[–]b1kkur1 0 points1 point ago

I woke up to speakers "blasting missles are flying overhead"! I was actually scared.

[–]babbi1988 0 points1 point ago

hello

[–]thescrewonhead -1 points0 points ago

Nuclear weapons aren't funny.

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[–]StrayaMate2000 1 point2 points ago

So.. North Korea finally got the Soda and Mentos mix right this time!

http://www.vlogolution.com/vthumbs/gw20070711-00.jpg

[–]Rflkt 1 point2 points ago

To the troposphere!!!

[–]gunghoe 0 points1 point ago

This will be really funny when they actually fire a nuke and flatten Seoul.

[–]HappyGlucklichJr 0 points1 point ago

Let's double the troops at the DMZ.

[–]drecked 0 points1 point ago

Stupid fat commie fuck !

[–]ifeelstabby 0 points1 point ago

Stop antagonizing North Korea

[–]Saint_palane 0 points1 point ago

Hmm, maybe the rocket fuel is Hennesy.

[–]Pasurojiti 0 points1 point ago

OPPAN ROCKET STYLE. No?

[–]jus_chillin 1 point2 points ago

Pyongyang is pretty hip, was there last year partied so hard and bishes wwere wild

[–]Star745 0 points1 point ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HOLY CRAP, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!

[–]glamorousglue 0 points1 point ago

There are also reports coming in that Stevie Knicks was flown in to perform an acoustic version of "Landslide." THIS IS FOR YOU, DADDY...

[–]holycrapmyskinisblac 0 points1 point ago

this needed a bad luck brian type meme "launches foam rocket/ still explodes"

[–]chaklong 0 points1 point ago

Instaban from /r/pyongyang

[–]chickendie 0 points1 point ago

They will hunt you down. They will find you, and they will kill you. Good laugh tho.

[–]MagiDidymusJames 0 points1 point ago

This photo is obviously shopped. Gas propulsion technology is decades beyond North Korean Advancement.

[–]babybelly 0 points1 point ago

i dont get the punch line, korean rocket failure - boring

[–]maximaLz 1 point2 points ago

You have been banned from /r/pyongyang.

[–]mlmarco12 0 points1 point ago

These things are serious. My brother-in-law stomp on one of these and tore ligaments in his knee

[–]deadbird17 0 points1 point ago

This made it to my FB page, so you know it's good...

[–]kauert 0 points1 point ago

How dare you insult our great leader?

KILL HIM MY MINIONS!

[–]Ogre1 0 points1 point ago