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[–]dpman48 808 points809 points810 points 1 month ago
I'm sorry, the fact that 17% of people would rather be pedophiles is clear evidence that all of humanity is losing...
[–]DankJemo 62 points63 points64 points 1 month ago
Or how about the fact that people are comparing Atheism to pedophilia? That doesn't really seem like a win to me.
[–]watson-c 155 points156 points157 points 1 month ago
I think that to the 17%, the question read "Would you rather be atheist and go to hell or a pedophile and go to heaven". It doesn't make it any better, but it does provide some insight into their rationale.
[–]aesu 145 points146 points147 points 1 month ago
Pedophiles go to heaven, but homosexuals don't?
[–]Maomi_Xiaojie 132 points133 points134 points 1 month ago
Well, technically since a pedophile is just someone who is attracted to children, they could still go to heaven as long as they don't act upon their urges. Same with homosexuals, as long as they deny their feelings of attraction they could go to heaven. I think that's the logic with that, whatever logic there is.
[–]calyphus 85 points86 points87 points 1 month ago
Not in a religion that considers thought crime equal to action. You're damned for being born.
[–]Maomi_Xiaojie 13 points14 points15 points 1 month ago
Ah, true. Damn thoughts. Pretty sure we'd all be screwed in wishing harm on another person at some point or another or even just thinking that someone's hot when in a committed relationship.
[–]gugulo 33 points34 points35 points 1 month ago
Well I think we just found a loop-hole. You only need to THINK about helping others and you'll go to heaven. Kinda like praying.
[–]SweetNeo85 19 points20 points21 points 1 month ago
Well shit, then call me Nelson Mandela.
[–]Maomi_Xiaojie 5 points6 points7 points 1 month ago
Well, it is the thought that counts after all.
[–]TheCodexx 8 points9 points10 points 1 month ago
Well, many flavors of Christianity have the concept of "Original Sin". So you are literally damned for being born.
That's right, the "miracle of life" theists fight so hard for is, by their own beliefs, letting someone be born so they can be automatically a "sinner". They need to then devote their lives to overcoming said sin. What a great and pious life, eh?
[–]mokr22 12 points13 points14 points 1 month ago
Which ones? Lds
We believe that men will be punished for their own sins, and not for Adam’s transgression.
Methodist
The Scripture does not, that I remember, anywhere say, in express words, that the sin of Adam is imputed to his children; or, that the sins of believers are imputed to Christ; or, that the righteousness of Christ is imputed to believers: bu
Orthodoxy
While humanity does bear the consequences of the original, or first, sin, humanity does not bear the personal guilt associated with this sin. Adam and Eve are guilty of their willful action; we bear the consequences, chief of which is death."[63]
And Catholics
original sin is regarded as the general condition of sinfulness, that is (the absence of holiness and perfect charity) into which humans are born, distinct from the actual sins that a person commits
Maybe the only orginal sin, is ignorance?
[–]brnitschke 8 points9 points10 points 1 month ago*
Original sin was the opposite of ignorance. It was in fact becoming aware of sin.
My proof? The very first thing Adam and Eve did once they ate the Fruit of Knowledge was to cover their nudity (feel shame), and hide from God (feel unworthy).
There is a lot more the Bible later says on the topic of sin. But IMHO, the damage was done and people were already incapable of looking past how simple and profound those first two sinful actions were. All of the later Bible goes on to say is; look you now have conscious minds that allow you to question your own behavior in an abstract way. You weren't ready for it, but you need to learn how to live with it without killing yourself and others and develop psychosis because of it. So, all those things your doing that make you feel unnaturally guilty, angry, happy or other extreme emotions; stop feeling that way and just live.
The point of it all to me is to point out humanities journey from having the psychology of an animal (what other animals think of their actions in terms of sin - denying their instincts) to one with a mind that can recognize their own actions are driven by a sort of automatic programming and struggle to still find their own control (free will). I think this problem would arise for any animal (or even AI) that developed our cognizant abilities.
[–]Bear10 3 points4 points5 points 1 month ago
So you could probably argue that the concept of original sin was introduced as a way to help control potentially dangerous behavioral deviations that are too "personalized" to be put into a single defining rule.
Like, they kind of said, "Okay, we'l never know what's going on in everyone's head, so let's give them all something inescapable to strive for so that no matter who they are, they'll always be striving to better themselves spiritually. This will make us all better people towards one another, and will help us stand tall in the eyes of God".
Very noble sentiment, but it doesn't work well in my opinion.
[–]brnitschke 3 points4 points5 points 1 month ago
I agree it doesn't work very well. But this was originally for stone/bronze age people. I think it helped societies of that time, but we have the capacity to grow. It's just most people prefer their fairy tales over facing reality.
[–]udbluehens 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
This is going to blow your mind, but that automatic programming you mention includes religion, belief in spirits, seeing faces/virgin mary's in grilled cheese, etc. It was a useful mechanism for creating social bonds and seeing patterns where there were none (better safe than sorry with killer animal in bushes).
[–]lopsangy 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
Nah. The ones that are great at making laws. The southern baptist and the baptist and Church of Christ. For them, it's still very true.
[–]el_chivo 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
Ex Catholic here.
People that had not been baptized goes to hell because they had not accepted Christ (so they still have Adam's sin). They change that a little because they find out that people didin't like that this rule implies dead babies going to hell, so now they go to the limbo.
[–]TheCodexx 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
Well, historically, Calvinists believed you were doomed to Hell for Original Sin upon your birth.
As far as popular modern churches (of which there are thousands upon thousands of splinters of in the US alone) I'm not sure which ones still believe in Original Sin. I have a couple friends and an Uncle who like to quote Original Sin, so I'll have to ask them to define it more precisely and tell me what church they attend.
[–]shitty_hdr 9 points10 points11 points 1 month ago
Technically. The bible says nothing about pedophiles. You just have to marry what you rape.
[–]ansate 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago
According to most Christian sects, anybody can get into heaven for repenting and 'letting Jesus into their hearts,' but an atheist, by definition, can't because (s)he doesn't believe in the first place. So while it's absolutely ridiculous to non-Christians, it's a basic choice of heaven or hell for Christians. Yet another reason that Christianity is sick.
[–]new_to_the_game 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago
yes
[–]TheAngriestWalrus 13 points14 points15 points 1 month ago
Not quite. According to protestant Christian ideologies, if you sit down and talk to anyone who has actually read the Bible and has a brain they could tell you that entrance in to heaven is NOT in any way shape or form an act of works. It is determined by asking their Christ to forgive them of sins and enter into their lives. According to the Bible all sin,( including pedophilia, murder, homosexuality and simple lying, among any other sin that literally every person on earth has commited once) is equal in the eyes of God as an abomination that seperates men from God, and accepting Christ is the way to bridge that gap and be accepted into God's kingdom. You and I may not believe or agree with what the Bible says, but don't just misrepresent it based on what the noisy asshole Christians say they think they know. Blame the people for not knowing what they represent, not the thing they are failing to represent.
[–]CaptainWurm 6 points7 points8 points 1 month ago
They all must be trolling.
[–]ihavenofriggenidea 41 points42 points43 points 1 month ago
Apparently 17% want to be priests.
[–]opibat 15 points16 points17 points 1 month ago
I'm a lv 90 shadow priest, take that...
[–]Nusent 4 points5 points6 points 1 month ago
Don't take this seriously. They are trolls. sigh use your common sense.
[–]Doctor_Pedobear 14 points15 points16 points 1 month ago
u shut your whore mouth. Be proud, be seen, be a part of the 17.
[–]zergl1ng 3 points4 points5 points 1 month ago
Maybe some people wanted to be both atheists and to tap some jailbait ass, but the latter prospect was more appealing to them. Especially since now that they're not atheists any longer, God will forgive them (or maybe He even commanded it!).
[–]bitwolfy 87 points88 points89 points 1 month ago
"We" are not "winning", since this is not even a valid comparison.
[–]TriangleDimes 5 points6 points7 points 1 month ago
That's why "it" was probably a "joke."
[–]TheIntelligentsia 6 points7 points8 points 1 month ago
"What", in this "instance", do you "mean" by "valid"?
[–]itsprobablytrue 11 points12 points13 points 1 month ago
Well that you need to compare atheism with pedophiles
[–]SinfulPhilanthropist 197 points198 points199 points 1 month ago
I'm terrified that one in sixish people would rather diddle kids than think for themselves.
[–]Harddaysnight1990 19 points20 points21 points 1 month ago*
I find it sad that people equate a pedophile and an atheist enough to make a "Would You Rather..." about them.
[–]QuiteAffable 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago
I think you mean "equate"
[–]Lucktar 166 points167 points168 points 1 month ago
At the risk of nitpicking, one who diddles kids is a child molester. A pedophile is one who is attracted to them. Child molestation is illegal and reprehensible, pedophilia is just a fact of how some people are wired.
[–]SinfulPhilanthropist 119 points120 points121 points 1 month ago
Unsurprisingly, I'm not entirely comforted by that.
But fair. Didn't mean to paint all pedophiles with the same brush. Must be a shitty thing to live with.
[–]TheIntelligentsia 91 points92 points93 points 1 month ago
Says the sinful full-on rapist.
[–]chicken-n-tattoos 13 points14 points15 points 1 month ago
Should have been a therapist
[–]Andareed 7 points8 points9 points 1 month ago
Analrapist.
[–]krushtar 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
(S)he's clearly an ant ropist.
[–]schneidro 4 points5 points6 points 1 month ago
Still, the fact that they would rather be sexually attracted to children and have to deal with that part of themselves their whole lives than to be a perfectly content athiest (obviously they can't get their heads around the fact that athiests can be spiritually content) is mind blowing. That is some fucked up thinking religion has instilled in these people (assuming they're not already, you know, pedos).
[–]notevilcraze 6 points7 points8 points 1 month ago
It's also a psychiatric disorder.
[–]Barneyk 24 points25 points26 points 1 month ago
I think this is VERY important nitpicking...
[–]wolfalice 9 points10 points11 points 1 month ago
At the risk of nitpicking, one who diddles kids is a child molester. A pedophile is one who is sexually aroused by child molestation.
FIFY.
[–]Whiskeypants17 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago
A friend of mine started a moped gang. Called the mopedophiles.
Some people are wired weird.
[–]NkafKe 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago
Unfortunately in the common eye, pedophile = child molester. I guess an equivalent without the negativity would be People who like money = millionaires.
[–]RetroGhost 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
Everyone likes money. Most people's fetish isn't about raping children. Bad analogy.
[–]deadbird17 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago
Upvote for "diddle".
[–][deleted] 1 month ago*
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[–]licencevlease 23 points24 points25 points 1 month ago
You can only think for yourself if you accept atheism without question and declare all religions wrong by agreeing with other atheists.
[–]pdaddio2239 14 points15 points16 points 1 month ago
Now we're talkin open-mindedness
[–]cumguzzlingfetus 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
I'm anti-establishment so I'm gonna go to the mall and hang out with all the other mallrats to talk about how anti-establishment we are.
[–]the1nonlyevilelmo 41 points42 points43 points 1 month ago
That's not a victory of any sort; I'd rather be a Christian than a pedophile.
[–]wlminter 49 points50 points51 points 1 month ago
Why not both?
[–]Zane952 4 points5 points6 points 1 month ago
What's the app called?
[–]adonnenniel 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago
"You Rather" by One Mighty Roar
[–]ArIke475 13 points14 points15 points 1 month ago
so it all boils down to, would you rather be attracted to kids or want to eat them?
[–]darbyisadoll 6 points7 points8 points 1 month ago
"Do you want to put babies or kids in your mouth?" FTFY
[–]Magnon 84 points85 points86 points 1 month ago
I wonder if the 17% are future catholic priest candidates.
[–]intentListener 42 points43 points44 points 1 month ago
That or regular 4chan posters.
[–]Magnon -2 points-1 points0 points 1 month ago
4chan doesn't like pedophiles.
[–]intentListener 46 points47 points48 points 1 month ago
That's like saying they don't like racism.
[–]rend0ggy 22 points23 points24 points 1 month ago
Really, everything is about free speech for them. They say niggers because they can. Any CP is deleted by mods, and the ones that aren't are fucked by the real warriors of the internet. One the point of saying niggers, they don't call every black person a nigger (they often call white people niggers, and non-Jews Jews). Being a nigger or a jew in 4chanland isn't about race, its about a state of mind (stealing, speaking like a stereotypical black person for niggers), or money hoarding and sacrificing things for money for Jews. They truly aren't racist.
[–]wesrawr 23 points24 points25 points 1 month ago
ITT: newfags
[–]Irongrip 3 points4 points5 points 1 month ago
ITT: newfags who don't know just how much /b/ loves its cake.
[–]anonymous92 13 points14 points15 points 1 month ago
Actually they just say nigger just because people get angry at it. If the world stopped caring about the word and it wasn't offensive, 4chan's use of it would drop to the same levels as using the word "black". 4chan is an entertainment site, and being anonymously offensive is one of their great pleasures.
[–]rend0ggy 4 points5 points6 points 1 month ago
Exactly, because they can. In the real, you can't say nigger, but online, anonymously, they can get away with it, and people still get angry. They illicit great pleasure from that.
[–]QuiteAffable 4 points5 points6 points 1 month ago
"elicit"
[–]trentlott 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago
"elicit great illicit"
[–]squirlol 13 points14 points15 points 1 month ago
Yeah that's still racism. The meaning behind this type of calling a white person a 'nigger' is: "You engage in [relevant stereotypical behaviour], like black people do".
[–]chromopila 6 points7 points8 points 1 month ago
It isn't. It's nigger behavior, not black people behavior.
[–]trentlott 4 points5 points6 points 1 month ago
"Nigger" means black person. It comes from the word for "black".
"Nigger behavior" -> "Black behavior"
Don't pretend you can redefine words and make them socially acceptable. You will still sound like a racist.
[–]rend0ggy 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
Its no more racist than every TV show that depicts exactly how black people talk (even though it rarely is that way in real life).
"Y'all motherfuckers" "damn girl", etc. You know all of them, if not, watch any movie or TV show
[–]gormster 11 points12 points13 points 1 month ago
Yes. That is still racist. What was your point again?
[–]robotnique 8 points9 points10 points 1 month ago
"I've been told that racism isn't tolerated anymore... ipso facto this must not be racism!"
[–]Magnon 3 points4 points5 points 1 month ago
They don't. If someone was genuinely racist, they would be trolled off the website.
You sound like someone who has never been to 4chan.
...Seriously, have you? You know what 4chan trolls out? White knights. Anyone who uses reason. It's full of fucking 14 year old white kids imagining that they're the nexus of everything interesting on the internet. I was there for years cause I am a total idiot bitch.
[–]JustFinishedBSG 5 points6 points7 points 1 month ago
And then you went to r/atheism ... I'm seeing some kind of pattern
[–]TriangleDimes 4 points5 points6 points 1 month ago
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZING
[–]intentListener 6 points7 points8 points 1 month ago
You sound like someone with an unreasonably rosy view of them, unless they've done a 180 in recent months.
[–]ginx2666 6 points7 points8 points 1 month ago
/b/ is especially known for their racist behaviour, until something really angers them, and then they do a 360 degree turn.
[–]Magnon 4 points5 points6 points 1 month ago
Nah. I go to 4chan occasionally, pedophilia has never been approved of. It's in the site rules, and they're usually enforced by overzealous mods who take their mod status overly seriously.
Reddit is more guilty of being pedophile approving than 4chan.
[–]Skwerl23 3 points4 points5 points 1 month ago
Nice try 4chan recruiter.
[–]rageofliquid 5 points6 points7 points 1 month ago
4chan doesn't like non-4chan pedophiles.
FTFY
[–]Magnon 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Please go to 4chan and find a post approving of pedophilia. I'll wait.
[–]NShinryu 8 points9 points10 points 1 month ago*
Eating babies is vastly more popular than being into them... Who knew?
And what a valiant battle it is
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
[–]vman81 11 points12 points13 points 1 month ago
If you are genuinely christian, how can ANY option be worse than becoming an atheist? I mean if it meant suppressing your sexuality for life vs burning in hell for all eternity?
If anything this just shows me that 83% don't fully believe in hell.
So in that way, I think it's a big "win".
tl;dr I went all "No true scotsman"
[–]nadrewod 5 points6 points7 points 1 month ago
tl;dr I went all "Full Retard"
[–]pringle_8642 4 points5 points6 points 1 month ago
I submitted this three months ago. http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/zczjw/really_16/
[–]The_Magnificent 9 points10 points11 points 1 month ago
Hah... I'm both!
[–]nova20 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago
The two choices are not mutually exclusive. Can't I be a pedophile atheist?
[–]redzdevilz 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Could be a good amount of those people just trolling the poll.
[–]IanOVER9000 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
It's not winning if that's even an arguable question.
[–]stotta18 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Internet stats... always credible.
[–]gekko88 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
First thougt: "Neat". Second thougt: "dafuq?"
[–]GianterGinger 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
I'm sorry, the fact that anyone takes this seriously is clear evidence that all of humanity is losing...
Besides the question is flawed. You could be both.
[–]seraph77 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
a quick xpost to /b/ will fix those results
[–]richertai 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
"Well, God will forgive me if I say sorry for fucking kids!"
Christ...
[–]aiovine10688 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago
Terrible. People looked at this and said to themselves "I would rather fuck children than not believe in a super natural being in the sky"
[–]MaiLittIePwny 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago
17% Catholic respondents. Interesting.
[–]matthra 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago
TIL that 17% of the people who answered this question are fucked up...
[–]betcho 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
What if you're already a pedophile? that's too easy...next
[–]HolySmokes2 5 points6 points7 points 1 month ago
What if I'm both?
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 1 month ago
Then seek help I guess?
[–]HolySmokes2 9 points10 points11 points 1 month ago*
Why? What if I did not hurt anyone?
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 1 month ago
For your sake I guess, if you aren't hurting anyone and feel you can deal with that then more power to ya, can't imagine it's something that's easy to deal with.
[–]HolySmokes2 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago
When you say help, what do you have in mind?
[–]TezukaRin 5 points6 points7 points 1 month ago
He assumed you have little-to-no control over your "urges". Because why else would he tell you to go see a psychiatrist and get numbed to hell by mental drugs.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago
No, that's not what I meant. Just because someone has complete control over there urges doesn't mean they want to have those urges. If my brain for some reason just thought that way about kids, I won't lie, I'd have trouble living with that whether or not I acted on them. Try not to put words in peoples mouths if you want anyone to respect you in the future.
Also, not telling him to do anything, was offering advice in a manner I thought helpful and friendly.
[–]gotenks1114 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago
I upvoted you back up to one point, but you should know that as a pedophile who does not act upon his urges, I have absolutely no trouble "living with" the way I am, at least not anymore. This is not to say that your reaction was not appropriate for the time and place we live in. In fact, it is one of the more preferable responses one can have upon finding out someone else is a pedophile. However, since we're talking about it I just thought I would give some info you won't find on the evening news.
Thanks, it's always good to learn about different peoples thought processes!
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 1 month ago*
Maybe a therapist, or a close friend you trust. It's kinda a touchy subject with people so that's something you'd have to figure out, I'm no specialist, but it sounds like at least you have self control which I guess could just be your best option.
Edit: BTW, I hope I haven't sounded condescending, if that's something you deal with it in no way makes you a bad person and I didn't mean f or my comments to sound as if I'm putting you down because of how your brain is wired, just figure you might not want to feel that way so figured I'd throw some ideas out there.
[–]MJDarklighter 3 points4 points5 points 1 month ago
[–]JustPlainRude 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Why only one or the other?
[–]bananaskates 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
That is not what winning looks like. That is made of enormous fail.
[–]LSDIIS 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
So every person who chose pedophile is religious. Haha.
[–]GiorgioR 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
er der d erdrererer d re le atheist le wininng LE TROLL XXDDDDD UPBOATS to the LEFT!!!
[–]MeshesAreConfusing 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
Holy Crap, people think this is serious? Is everyone here retarded?
[–]BandyLegsCrane 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago
The English language is losing.
[–]mosler 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
awww..... can't be both?
[–]simlew86 -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago
That 17 percent...
Wow.
[–]zeppelin8713 -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago
Well that's drastic.
[–]kyoob 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Congrats?
[–]jacks_wasted_life 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
checkmate
[–]LucasCrowe -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago
Do I really have to pick one?
[–]beanieman117 -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago
Against pedophiles? Congrats, I guess.
[–]tgSparc -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago
I am the 17%!
No seriously, it's pretty disturbing that 17% actually chose that option
[–]SumnerSolstice -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago
Wow, the pedophiles really showed up for this poll.
[–]merlinster -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago
And what a victory
[–]joe_peters -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago
how is that even a question?
[–]IANDl -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago
Wouldn't most religions deep down choose atheism? I mean, they should try to be good people right?
[–]Trent1373 -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago
17% preferred being a pedophile instead? That's a bit creepy...
[–]stonedchao 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
yeah because we should all give a shit about online polls and also praise them for their accuracy.
[–]kami77 -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago
I swear it's like a yo-yo sometimes...one minute my confidence in the human race is restored, the next minute it's taken away again.
[–]NewRoc914 -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago
congrats, you beat two trees
[–]HarryPrickering -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago
/r/pedophile will have something to say about this
[–]hate_u_more_now 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
I hate /r/atheism.
I'm sick of your pseudo-intellectual posturing, and your cookie cutter pro-gay anti-pedo politics. It's bullshit. May you find this in your future:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHKhPittCyo
[–]MalcolmPF -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago
Damn...
[–]DeafTalk -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago
About 5-years ago, atheists were the most despised group in the US behind Muslim's and gays, so that's good, adding people that fuck prepubescent kids into the mix...
[–]argon1028 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
To be frank, if you guys are that butthurt about a poll, then you really shouldn't call yourselves atheists.
This right here. This is why I'm tired of seeing /r/atheism on default.
[–]MyEvilTwinSkippy -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago
17% of people were confused because they think that all atheists are pedophiles.
[–]aerodynamic27 -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago
This is so stupid. What if, instead, the choices were between being a Christian or being a pedophile? You would still rather probably pick the Christian, right? This question only proves that 17% of people would be like pedophiles.
[–]ARoyaleWithCheese 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Haha, what the hell, that 83% clearly doesn't realize all Atheists are pedophiles.
[–]cumguzzlingfetus -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago
This is kind of a loaded poll, isn't it?
[–]Mikeoneus -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago
Such a question isn't even worth the time it takes to answer. I wouldn't want to legitimise it with a response.
[–]botena 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Just more evidence that atheists hate children.
[–]larpas -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago
The comparison is kind of insulting on its own.
[–]Confusedandlost123 -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago
isnt that loaded? ...
[–]teslacannon -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago
I think this deserves an x-post to WTF...
[–]GUI_Junkie 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Wow, we're comparing apples with pears. We're good apples and the bad apples are pears.
[–]AreYouReadyToReddit 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
TIL 17% of the people in that poll think pedophilia is the love of walking.
[–]nst5036 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
I think this should also be posted in /r/WTF
[–]Hashman09 -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago
[–]ttecss -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago
Clicked on 'be an Atheist' only to realize it was an image...
[–]GIFTH0RSE 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
This is a ridiculous comparison.
[–]FranklinsLighthouses 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Congratulations?
[–]CyberToaster -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago
Why the FUCK is this even a question? WTF?
[–]Charlieisstupid 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago*
This is a good start :/.........were not the most distrusted minority anymore
[–]linedrive18 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Speak for yourself :/
[–]photospheric -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago
As a Christian, I always thought the typical atheist was a pedophile.
[–]Acidrain77 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
I feel like this is biased towards people that download this shitty apps
[–]gkedpage -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago
WTF???
[–]alexx3064 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
atheistphile.
[–]coryh 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Well, whoever made that app obviously thinks that being an atheist is just as low as violating children.
[–]LunarBears 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
my opinion
[–]AlexanderMoore2 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Seriously, what the fuck?
Who made this?
Nevermind. Obviously someone that actually thinks that Atheists are comparable to Pedophiles in their opinion. Do not wanna meet that person.
[–]ShqiptarMalsia 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Someone slap me, because when I read the poll the first thing that popped into my head was that song by Miley Cyris (I think? Oh and I can't spell her name) "The best of both worlds!"
Fuck you reddit you warp my mind!
[–]BertShirt 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Why are you people up voting something that attempts to draw a parallel between you and a pedophile?
[–]ITS_TEEJ 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/30621480.jpg
[–]locotxwork 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
hahaha . . . Would you rather be: An alive athiest or dead with rats eating your body?
Talk about skewing the results here. You are winning! yay for scientific polls right? =)
[–]Thoma9 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
don't worry, someone will tell /r/ pedophilia
(spaced because I don't want to be the one to link that)
[–]scl17freak 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
the fact that this question even exists is sad...
[–]mcdavie 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Against who? Pedophiles?
[–]DrVenkmen -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago
Wow, those baby dick loving perverts must really love Jesus.
[–]schismatic82 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
Wow. Just becauae of that 17% this should be in r/wtf
[–][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago
How is that even a "would you rather?" That's retarded. Atheism is an intelligent choice you can make, based on evidence around you. Being attracted to children is not a choice - it's like being homosexual. It's something you just are. I think it's because pedos are synonymous with killers, rapists, etc. and not just "people that find 16 year old girls hotter than 20 year olds". Of course, pedo probably makes you think people that like 8 year old girls which, to me anyway, is pretty odd. Of course, to me it's pretty odd for a guy to want to suck another guy's dick.
Anyway, I think I missed the joke in the post wherein people think Atheists (who supposedly worship the devil, eat babies, etc) are less dangerous than pedos; which, is a good thing for us. Still, just weird.
[–]nirad 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
*17% of respondents were catholic priests
[–]GonkalBell 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
I think that 17% highlights people's irrational fear of atheism, such as how people confuse atheism with satanism and believe that morality is only possible if you bow to and invisible deity. Then again, that 17% of people could just be yanking our chains.
[–]gkappz 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Por que no los dos??
[–]caulk_blocker 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
[–]djholmes 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
I think the real question is who would you tryst babysitting: http://www.votable.com/poll/1277/Who_are_more_likely_to_trust_babysitting
[–]qazz42 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
There should be a medal of bravery awarded to the submitter of this post.
[–]WetNightmare 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
These are exactly the kind of idiotic, scarecrow fallacies that plant us in staunch opposition to our detractors. I don't see how this does anything but demean our cause.
[–]Derwos 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
I guess there's a difference between being a pedophile and actually acting on your weird little fantasies...
all it takes is a username and password
create account
is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
already have an account and just want to login?
login
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