I'm sorry that not all of us are as technologically gifted as you.

Story time,

I saw this .gif and it inspired me to try and paint my very own squirrel. I set out to do so and quickly realized I was missing some things, namely a squirrel and some paint. I purchased the paint without a hitch, but in the process of acquiring my squirrel something went horribly wrong; I had just set the cage down when Mr. Fluffles (the name given to my genital mangler by the thief who sold it to me) burst from it, sending the door crashing open with a clang. He ran. I ran. Mr. Fluffles bolted across my second floor floor and headed toward the stairs. When he reached the top of my stairs he made an epic leap, flying up, and down the steps. Another detail I might add about here is, a few months ago during a serious heat spell I decided to invest in a proper fan. I placed this fan hanging from the ceiling at the bottom of my stairs infront of my door. Now the fan i bought isn't your standard ceiling fan, no, this fan was made from reinforced industrial steel and was powered by the strongest fan motor of history, capable of chopping someones head clean off if if got to close. Naturally, it hung about 6 feet off the ground. I was also naked. Now, as I chased Mr. Fluffles I had a decision to make. Let him go or jump? I made the hasty decision to jump. I realized my mistake as soon as my feet left the ground. Here I was

I'll finish it tomorrow if you want me too. I need some sleep.