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How in the fuck do you ride this? (i.imgur.com)
submitted 1 month ago by gruntznclickz
[–]txgi355 66 points67 points68 points 1 month ago
clearly, like that.
[–]raging_asshole 10 points11 points12 points 1 month ago
I dunno how the hell he can take it, though.
About 30 seconds of that and I start getting pins and needles in my arms.
...
I'm probably in for a heart attack. :(
[–]Kr0nos 12 points13 points14 points 1 month ago
Someone built that bike for a T-Rex as a joke. People disgust me.
[–]gruntznclickz[S] -20 points-19 points-18 points 1 month ago
but what about turns?
Checkmate atheists.
[–]txgi355 7 points8 points9 points 1 month ago
lol well you dont turn a motor cycle by turning the bars, you turn by leaning, so what now?
[–]gruntznclickz[S] 6 points7 points8 points 1 month ago
You turn a motor cycle by both leaning and turning the handlebars. Especially at lower than highway speeds.
[–]KICKERMAN360 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
On the highway I rotate my handle bars about 5 degrees at most. On my bike as well, I can't turn my bars much anyway or else my wrists will hit the tank. At low speed you don't need to turn them that much either. Maybe 15 degrees or a bit more.
[–]Mikebx 3 points4 points5 points 1 month ago
If you're making like a right turn at a red light, you turn more than 15 degrees if it's a sharp turn. Regardless, it's illegal to have handle bars over shoulder height in Ohio. I have the warnings to prove it lol
[–]BitterDivorcedDad 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago
Or in California.
[–]txgi355 -2 points-1 points0 points 1 month ago
not far enough where those bars would be a problem
[–]PvtMeatFace 5 points6 points7 points 1 month ago
Apparently it's not leaning that turns the bike, it's the act of leaning that forces you to unknowingly put pressure on the corresponding side of the handle bars that in turn, steers the bike. If I could find the source I'd post it, it was in some advanced instructional riding video that i can't remember the name of now.
[–]txgi355 -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago
sounds reasonable, but even at the extremes the same concept applys
[–]vdraug 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
possibly twist of the wrist?
[–]bikersquid 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
It will still handle like shit
[–]aposter 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
I believe that you are trying to describe "counter steering", but your description is incorrect. It is the leaning that causes the bike to turn, but you don't get the bike to lean by steering the direction you want to go, but by steering slightly in the direction opposite of the direction you want to turn.
In motorcycle training they use the phrase, or at least used to use the phrase, "push left, go left. push right, go right." This means pushing forward with your left hand makes the wheel turn slightly to the right, but this causes the bike to lean to the left, steering it to the left. And vice-versa for right hand turn.
[–]paulieindy 3 points4 points5 points 1 month ago
Why being religion into it.
[–]katmaidog 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
The "Checkmate atheists" cost you some karma, dude. Did you forget where you were?
[–]gruntznclickz[S] -2 points-1 points0 points 1 month ago
I'm not too worried about it.
Unless you are almost standing still, you don't turn a bike by steering with the handlebars. You turn by leaning.
[–]Mikebx 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
That's not correct, at least for heavy bikes. Say you're at the red light and going to turn right on red. You barely lean since you're stopped. At least until you get a little speed. A heavy bike like a Harley doesn't like low speeds
[–]katmaidog -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago
Did you miss this part--Unless you are almost standing still?
[–]ziggybiggnutts -8 points-7 points-6 points 1 month ago
Why in the fuck would you post a picture clearly showing how to something titled "how do you do that?"
Because you're an idiot is why.
[–]gruntznclickz[S] 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
So hostile. Take a breath man...
[–]ziggybiggnutts -9 points-8 points-7 points 1 month ago
So stupid. Stop taking breaths, man.
[–]LonelySlipper 13 points14 points15 points 1 month ago
He is just trying to dry his armpits.
[–]laughingalto 7 points8 points9 points 1 month ago
Worst ape hangers I've ever seen.
[–]ari0711 3 points4 points5 points 1 month ago
That can't possibly be safe
[–]habibi143 5 points6 points7 points 1 month ago
After Y comes MCA
[–]mondaywonderhands 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
May he rest in peace...
[–]vinylscratchp0n3 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago
Unsafely.
[–]Lorddysan 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago
Weeeeeeeeeee!!!!
[–]SubBassKidd 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
That bike isn't legal in the state of Texas!!
[–]Mudboner 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
try posting in /r/motorcycles
[–]dumbgaytheist 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
With great disregard for the safety of yourself and others.
[–]JimmyJamesincorp 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Hoping not to die.
[–]overweightanorexic 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
You know, If Spongebob didn't live under the sea, he'd probably ride a motorcycle like that.
[–]fatbatgirl 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
Go go gadget arms
[–]snackar 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
This pic always reminds me of Biker Mice from Mars.
[–]juicypineapplez3 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Vinnie?
[–]theSHHAS -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago
WEEEEEEEEEE!!!
[–]Nihhrt 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago
"And then the third little biker said weeeeeeee all the way home!"
[–]23McGee 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Look at where his foot is, too. He's barely balanced on that thing. Go over one of those ridged bridges and his ass will be flipped right off. Unsafe at any speed.
[–]thisreally 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
They should call them "Pit Bars".
[–]readabook69 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
I wave my hands up in the air sometimes saying what.the.fuck?
[–]claytor024 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Its so he can do pull ups as he rides, duh
[–]hillbull 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
And that's why they call them "ape hangers"
[–]ulalumae 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Pretty easily when you are a huge douche.
[–]roffle_copter -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago
Like a boss
[–]Nisas -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago
Like an idiot.
[–]MRdecepticon 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
like this \o/....
[–]wtfmanquestionmark 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
How awesome would it be to throw something to him. He would instinctively grab for it.
[–]Freshenstein 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Next season on Sons of Anarchy...shit gets REAL...
[–]uni_inventar -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago
Also, Why the fuck do you ride this?
[–]MennisD 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
For about 10 Miles.. Then you stop a get a beer
[–]keyboardjock -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago
Like a dumbass.
[–]tlynass 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
I thought I recognized this. It's a mock-up of Wario's bike. Edited or not, that's pretty awesome. http://super-smash-bros.wikia.com/wiki/Wario_Bike
[–]M0RB1D -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago
Ummmmm. Not the brightest bulb on the tree are we?
[–]Naedlus 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
I bet his arms are numb after a ten minute ride... I'd hate to know what they feel like after a multi-state ride...
[–]DevilsCandyCane 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Victoriously. That's how you ride it. Like a permanent double fist-pump, accessorised with a shit-eating grin, and a mighty war cry of 'FUCK YEAAHHHH!'
Until you try to steer, and then you die.
[–]joyco66 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
ah, a Darwin bike. nice.
[–]POPtheGLOCK 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Its a douche bag thing... you wouldn't understand. Neither do I
[–]WisdomTooth8 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
"come at me, bro"
[–]SeKomentaja 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
[–]MenosDaBear 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
someone needs to shop out the bike so this guy can see the ridiculous position he is in.
[–]HipposRDangerous 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
By yelling 'weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!'as you drive.
[–]IvanPistoff 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
The irony is that man is doing that because he thinks it makes him look cool. The rest of us are thinking he looks like he's riding gynecological exam chair.
[–]YouthD 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
Any handles above your shoulders I believe is illegal in most states.
[–]tagard04 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Like a total douchebag...
[–]jt25151 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
With an extremely small penis.
[–]MaxFrenzy 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
As someone who rides, I never understood the fascination with ape hangers. It seems horribly annoying and uncomfortable to ride. Can someone explain the affinity that some people have towards them? I could see if it was really cool looking or productive in some other way. For example, women wear high heels because of their appearance and height boost, but sacrifice their comfort for those things. Ape hangers don't seem to do anything useful appearance or functionality wise.. Is it just a nod to the 'old school' fans?
[–]savanner 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Man with the world's smallest penis. Way to go douche bag.
[–]SailorVanIndium 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Uncomfortably, of course.
[–]SLTSTL 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
That guy lives out by me. You see him at the biker bar every once in a while out in Defiance with all the other biker d-bags nutting over it.
[–]nomzillasaurus 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Like that
[–]OiDafuqiO 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Lat pull downs
[–]badjer1983 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Oh to be a cop for just a day! I'd dick with that guy for sooooo long, write soooo many tickets, and then make him come into the station to show he took those damn stupid things off. Mu Ha HA Ha ha haaaa!
[–]Mr_yourboss 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
First, you must have a tiny penis. Then amd only then, will you know how to ride it
[–]wafedo -2 points-1 points0 points 1 month ago
This picture is over 4 years old how have you not seen this before?
[–]wafedo -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago
Also... Anyone seeking more info might also check here:
source: karmadecay
[–]gmikoner 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
Woah there Buzz Killington, not everyone spends all day every day all year every year on Reddit like you do.
[–]wafedo 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
I just remember seeing this picture quite literally years ago, that's all. Surprised it hasn't died yet.
[–]irpah 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
fee fi fo fum, I smell the smell of a biker scum who just stole my chopper
[–]kmad86 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
That photo has to be quad core i7 powered.
[–]knobcheez 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Actually Gorilla Bars (thats what they are called by bikers) are very comfortable. All you have to do is slightly grip the handlebars and let your arms hang. Much more comfortable than one would think
maybe but it handles like shit, and is therefore dangerous is what people are saying
There is a difference between ape hangers at shoulder height(which in Ohio hands above shoulders is illegal) and these stupid things. I have ape hangers on my Harley right at shoulder level. I did have them a couple inches above at one time and it would make your hands fall asleep on long rides.
[–]MisterDuality -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago
The most puzzling thing about this photo is that he's riding a Suzuki Boulevard, usually this sort of self indulgent douchbaggery is reserved for Harley owners.
[–]NotTooOldForThis 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Suzukis don't have exposed primaries like the one in the pic, look again....
[–]MisterDuality 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Sorry, the gauge cluster threw me off.
I hear ya, at any rate it's a douche mobile
[–]BobbyHuynh -2 points-1 points0 points 1 month ago
Fake!
[–]novanurselisa 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Not fake. I live in MO an ride too. This dude is at a fair amount of bike shows/rallies. I don't get it either, but to each their own.
[–]andrewkocak -2 points-1 points0 points 1 month ago
bike or worlds greatest sex toy
[–]Tangerine68 -3 points-2 points-1 points 1 month ago
Hands up if your gay
[–]wittie888 -3 points-2 points-1 points 1 month ago
HAHAHAHHAHAHA
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[–]guinnessgargler -3 points-2 points-1 points 1 month ago
Like a sir.
[–]LittlePieceOfMe -3 points-2 points-1 points 1 month ago
You mean like a tired meme.
[–]Attendant -4 points-3 points-2 points 1 month ago
Should be illegal. Talk about a hazard...for everyone.
[–]axisofelvis 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago
What fucking hazard? I'm so sick of hearing "should be a law" or "should be illegal". You don't need mommy government to protect you from every thing you disagree with!!!!
[–]Attendant 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago*
The hazard is the he doesn't have full, natural, comfortable control over his bike. There's simply no comparison between the maneuverability of a bike like this in a challenging reflexive situation to a standard motorcycle, period. That's an increased hazard to not just himself, but others on the road. The same goes for people who drive with their dogs on their lap.
If people like these want to increase risk in their own lives, ok, fine. But we have to drive along side them, or behind them, or in the coming direction of them. And to have my own risk increased because some guy is struggling for "look at me!!" attention, or because somebody can't pay 100% full attention to their driving because they are willfully emotionally and reflexively distracted coddling their pet, is bullshit. It's unnecessary additional risk.
Be "so sick of hearing" it and throw a short-sighted hissy brat-tantrum all you want. The reality of it is that it's increased risk on the road, and you're blind and/or ignorant to insist otherwise. Risk your life, not everyone else's.
Edit: ipad spelling auto-correction sucks.
[–]axisofelvis 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago*
I'd like to review your references on the safety of riding in this fashion. Could you point me to the source?
edit: after searching a bit for some solid evidence of why this practice is bad all I could find is this;
"We were unable to find any unequivocal information or scientific studies that establish a context for either Connecticut's handlebar height standard or for the relationship between handlebar height and accident experience. " http://www.cga.ct.gov/2006/rpt/2006-R-0537.htm
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