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[–]GarthPeach 80 points81 points ago

[–]jackofalltradz 9 points10 points ago

wow awesome stuff

[–]thealoof 171 points172 points ago

I took a picture of a mountain lion once: http://i.imgur.com/KqRS5.jpg

[–]snotnarcs 118 points119 points ago

...Once

[–]iamiamwhoami 19 points20 points ago

It was a great opportunity because he never saw a mountain lion again.

[–]3DBeerGoggles 15 points16 points ago

Not since the accident.

[–]test_alpha 7 points8 points ago

Where he broke his ankle and has since been unable to hike.

[–]Yboc 38 points39 points ago

I remember when you posted that earlier this year. And like 2 weeks after you posted it, I went hiking in the same canyon. Guess what was in the back of my mind?

[–]test_alpha 40 points41 points ago

A mountain lion's canine?

[–]speeza 0 points1 point ago

A mountain lion.

[–]icaaryal 62 points63 points ago

That posture definitely says, "Dinner time."

[–]dogs_are_best 14 points15 points ago

Well obviously. Aren't you usually hungry after doing a bunch of push-ups?

[–]kit73n 18 points19 points ago

That cat was definitely stalking.

[–]AsmoDeus_G 25 points26 points ago

He does not look happy to see you.

[–]Buckeyes2010 4 points5 points ago

Or maybe he looks too happy to see him

[–]martialartjesse 19 points20 points ago

And you also made it to the front page. I thought I recognized the pic. Still scary as hell the second time around.

[–]Damaband41 2 points3 points ago

Me too! 9 months ago? Feels like 2 months ago. I've been on reddit too fucking long.

[–]AggressiveMonkey 7 points8 points ago

But someone took two of this one, must be his favorite spot: http://imgur.com/5Fp7N

[–]ThatVanGuy 6 points7 points ago

Where is thOH SWEET JESUS!!!!!

Seriously. That thing has the same expression that a housecat has before it fucks some shit up.

I would have been lobbing rocks like crazy. I'm not sure if that would be the best move, but, well...shit...

[–]pizzaparty183 1 point2 points ago

I'd probably be scared if I saw that shit in real life but the way he's poking out from behind the rock, lounging on his arm is like he's just popping in to say "Hey bro, how's your hike going? Can I get you anything? Gin and tonic? Alright just let me know"

EDIT: Nevermind I just read the rest of the comments and now I'm terrified

[–]soren_grey 2 points3 points ago

I have that saved as a wallpaper. My cat looks at bugs that way right before she slaps and eats them.

[–]tngpnchfrtbx 153 points154 points ago

I am glad to see you are still alive.

When I was away tree planting we had mandatory wildlife training in which we were taught what to do in the event of a meeting with different types of wildlife. We learned all about the different types of bears and what they looked like when they were bluff charging or actually charging.

The mountain lion specific training was "If you see a mountain lion, it has been stalking you. Prepare to fight for your life. Please report all mountain lion sightings to the BC wildlife Federation."

[–]cralledode 140 points141 points ago

You never see a mountain lion by accident. If you see one, it's been watching you for a long time.

[–]Gyrant 37 points38 points ago

And already decided not to eat you.

[–]ThatVanGuy 48 points49 points ago

Not necessarily. I'm sure many of the people who get eaten see it at some point. They don't talk much afterwards, though.

[–]LukaCola 44 points45 points ago

Are there any other predators that match the danger of a mountain lion?

I mean like, there are a lot of animals which are dangerous. But danger from them can largely be avoided, but mountain lions (and other cats for that matter) will stalk you and there's almost nothing that you can do about it.

I'm just wondering if any other animal shares that level of predatory skill. In America or not, how many animals can compete with that? Cause mountain lions are fucking cool and I wanna know if there's anything cooler than that, I mean, that's some next level shit.

[–]tired1 38 points39 points ago

polar bears will hunt humans and do not respond well to hugs

[–]solarnexus 3 points4 points ago

Always bring pepsi, never coke.

[–]phillydawg68 18 points19 points ago

Read, The Tiger: A True Story of Vengeance and Survival. You'll lose some sleep over it.

[–]KEGEL_reminder 2 points3 points ago

shit, that book has been on my amazon wishlist for like 2 years now.

[–]tngpnchfrtbx 8 points9 points ago

I feel like if you are looking for another animal similar you would want to stay in the big cat family. A solitary hunter, something like a Jaguar or Leopard, that would also stalk its prey before making its move.

[–]minutemilitia 17 points18 points ago

Wolves. Didn't you ever see "The Grey"? Still would rather fight a wolf than a mountain lion though.

[–]LukaCola 24 points25 points ago

Yeah but they get their strength in numbers.

A lone wolf ain't nearly as capable as a lone mountain lion, at least from my understanding.

But yeah wolves are pretty badass. Cats and dogs are like apex predators, kinda amazing that we domesticated them.

[–]goforce5 16 points17 points ago

Actually, we are pretty damn high on the food chain too. Our ancestors, Homo neanderthalensis, actually ate so much meat that anthropologists had a hard time believing the info they were getting. Here is the chart showing where they were meat consumption-wise on the food chain of their time.

[–]CeeDiddy82 9 points10 points ago

To /r/keto with this!

[–]ThatVanGuy 8 points9 points ago

Homo neanderthalensis isn't our ancestor; they're more like evolutionary cousins. We have a common ancestor, but developed separately. Modern humans are actually considered to have probably lead to the extinction of the neanderthals, either through competition or direct conflict.

It's worth noting that neanderthals are partly the ancestors of many humans. Most non-Africans have a small amount of neanderthal genes in their genome due to interbreeding. Our evolution was still mostly separate, though.

[–]goforce5 4 points5 points ago

Ah yeah, I guess I should have changed that. I remembered one of the Homos ate a ton of meat and had to look back in my notes to make sure. Brain fart led to me not changing the wording. Needless to say, We would still be very high on that chart, just not as much as Homo neanderthalensis. Thank you for pointing that out.

[–]minutemilitia 16 points17 points ago

Oh I am in agreement. One wolf could not do the job of one mountain lion. However, in a real world situation, it would be a pack of wolves. The stalk skill would be the same, even if it is divided amongst the pack. A lone mountain lion though, that's terrifying.

When I was in the scouts, we went into the Davis mountains in Texas with what we could carry on a mule. We slept in tepees, drank from the springs and learned the ways on the mountain man. At night, you could hear everything. Wild hogs, coyotes, things being hunted. It was the sounds of the circle of life, far from any sort of town. Then one night I heard a mountain lion. It wasn't so much of a roar, as it was a scream. But knowing that it could see me whenever it wanted, do what it wanted, make me dinner if it wanted, was a feeling I'll never forget. I never saw it, but I'm sure it saw all of us.

[–]LukaCola 6 points7 points ago

Damn that's a great story, my scouts experience was boring as fuck. Police tape around bonfires, I mean, come on.

[–]CTEUGK 5 points6 points ago

make me dinner if i wanted i bet it was a feeling ud never forget, id feel pretty badass if a mountain lion was making me dinner, w some nice wine and good steak, awww yea, good ol days, my pitbull is half retarded and literraly all it does is shits

[–]minutemilitia 2 points3 points ago

This is me laughing >:|

[–]ThatVanGuy 8 points9 points ago

Funny thing about wolves: the healthy North American wolves almost never attack people (though it's happening more, likely due to encroachment). The wolves in the rest of the world, on the other hand...

[–]moxpod 2 points3 points ago

Jaguars are making a comeback in the American SW. They are the third largest of all big cats after lions and tigers.

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=kitty-corner-jaguars-win-critical-habitat-in-us

[–]Gyrant 19 points20 points ago

I was in the cadet program. As part of our outdoor adventure training we were taught a class on ATWEY (Animals That Will Eat You). The mountain lion training included a description on how they hunt.

They will stalk you for a couple DAYS, always attack from behind, usually from higher ground or a tree. They will jump on your back, digging their front claws into your trapezius muscles for purchase. They will then rip the shit out of your back with their hind claws while chewing on the back of your neck. If they get you down, they go right for the throat and you are toast.

[–]kiky23 7 points8 points ago

They will always attack from behind and go for your neck. They don't let you see them unless they want you to. They are DEFINITELY some bad mammajammas.

[–]DeadSeaGulls 18 points19 points ago

This cougar was probably tree'd by hounds.
either going to get hit with a dart and tagged, or shot and mounted in a den.
they don't really sit out in the open like that often.

[–]GatorWills 7 points8 points ago

Used to go to Colorado for running camp (Rocky Mountain National Park I think near Winter Park). What they would tell us was to not run by ourselves. What mountain lions do is literally jump on the backs of runners and cyclists (thinking it's a game) and snap the neck killing them almost instantly. What an absolutely terrifying thing to tell a bunch of high school kids.

Also that mountain lion attack in Malibu about a decade ago... My cousin's good friend was the surgeon that put the surviving victim's eye back in the socket. Crazy, crazy, crazy.

[–]IchTuDerWeh 4 points5 points ago

I walked by one on a trail, it was watching me about 20 feet away. We both looked at each other and it booked it into the brush. So fucking weird, my cat does the same shit.

[–]deftlydexterous 1 point2 points ago

I've seen a few mountain lions, never really felt in danger, but maybe I was. In one case I am sure he didn't see me at first, because we he noticed he jumped back a bit.

[–]jonconley 1 point2 points ago

He was slow playing you.

[–]HGMartin 250 points251 points ago

I'm very happy to see this mountain lion. When I was a kid - probably up until I was about 6 years old - I wanted to be a mountain lion. Yes, everyone wants to be something silly when they're a child, but I literally brainstormed for hours to unlock the secret of shapeshifting through what I would later find out to be puberty to emerge as a mountain lion as an adult. I took extra care to walk in a catlike manner, I would stay outside and practice my roar, and I considered hunting for my own food (which turned into eating dirt, but each kid has its own reason for eating dirt). I have a vivid memory of the moment when I realized that I was doomed to be a lowly human for the rest of my life. I was outside my house on a hill in the backyard all covered in mud after trying to run on all fours. It hurt my back and I gave up. I am still a human.

[–]shagahag 95 points96 points ago

That was a captivating story. I was really rooting for you, somehow hoping that you had accomplished your goal.

[–]sambowilkins 33 points34 points ago

Had he tried harder the story would have been incomprehensible pawing on a keyboard.

[–]tylerby 5 points6 points ago

So how many humans have actually turned into mountain lions, that can't tell a story like this, because their paws do not allow them to type?

[–]Surf_Science 17 points18 points ago

When I was a kid my mom used to say "You can be anything you want to be when you grow up"

Even then I was a smart ass so my response was always "Then I want to be a giraffe"

Her response "Study genetics sweet heart"

I will be receiving my PhD in Genetics next year...

Mom 1 Son 0

[–]Misspelled_username 9 points10 points ago

That's a cruel joke. After about 20 years of education you'll find out that humans can't become giraffes. I'm sorry it took you so long.

[–]ipoetlonu 12 points13 points ago

It's ok. When I was a kid I wanted to be a fire truck. I wasn't a very bright child.

[–]billygravy 6 points7 points ago

Fuck... I chose a penguin.

[–]drivers9001 1 point2 points ago

Your story reminds me of this: http://pbfcomics.com/37/

[–]WolfVomit 5 points6 points ago

Hate to break it to you, but Mountain Lions can't roar.

[–]Loztwallet 21 points22 points ago

Hate to break it to you, but they can. Not in the same manner as an African lion. But they do, in fact produce sounds, that are interpreted as a roar. The cheetah, however, does not produce any vocal stimulus that a human would consider a roar.

[–]WolfVomit 1 point2 points ago

I guess you can interpret a Cougar's growl as a roar, they can hiss and purr too. This research report gives a clear cut definition of roaring. But regardless Cougars are most notable for their screams.

[–]vnkid 6 points7 points ago

Cougars are most notable for their screams.

Awww yisss

[–]BorgImplants 47 points48 points ago

the Tree Lion

[FTFY]

[–]digijin 4 points5 points ago

Now wait as someone reposts this for massive karma.

[–]reddKidney 55 points56 points ago

'if i fits i sits'

[–]SergeantSkittles 47 points48 points ago

[–]mathliability 26 points27 points ago

You. I like you. My first thought:

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3s51tl/

[–]fredbnh 19 points20 points ago

Where? When? Credit?

[–]elislider 29 points30 points ago

Something is fishy here. There is the distinctive presence of a clone stamp tool being used in the lower right corner of the picture. Explanation? Source?

EDIT: since people asked, here is what I'm talking about

[–]FunkYouBench 23 points24 points ago

I am not sure if something was edited out, but if it was, it was probably dogs. Usually you will only see a mountain lion treed like this on a hunt.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1cOnTlTVqk

[–]elislider 25 points26 points ago

Fuck that.

[–]Scrawny53 11 points12 points ago

I would like to add that just because they treed the lion with dogs does not necessarily mean that they will kill it.

[–]Heatlikeafever 7 points8 points ago

Watching that video really made me say "Fuck Reddit today."

[–]Ranchland 4 points5 points ago

Wow, good eyes, I would have never spotted that!

[–]Playererf 35 points36 points ago

This is an amazing picture. Enjoy your stay on the front page.

[–]youre_getting_adele 25 points26 points ago

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say he really didn't want to be there

[–]theinklings 5 points6 points ago

out on a limb

heh.

[–]muirbot 12 points13 points ago

My guess would be that he was chased there by dogs. He's about to get darted and tagged.

[–]eshu112358 5 points6 points ago

Just as likely shot and eaten.

[–]DeadSeaGulls 11 points12 points ago

tagged or shot.
but you're right, a mountain lion doesn't just sit out in the open on tree branches for fun. Kinda goes against the whole stalking thing.

[–]iamfuckinganton 7 points8 points ago

"Oh god how did i get here i am not a smart lion."

[–]wheresnessie 8 points9 points ago

I love mountain lions, from a distance.

[–]AsmoDeus_G 7 points8 points ago

Kitty can't get down from the tree! Somebody call the fire department!

[–]djwork 4 points5 points ago

try tapping a spoon on the side of the cat food can first, then run

[–]AsmoDeus_G 5 points6 points ago

Run like hell.

Actually, bring your fat friend with you first, then try it.

[–]BLVD 13 points14 points ago

I've made a huge mistake

[–]redgamut 5 points6 points ago

AIN'T NO MOUNTAIN HIGH ENOUGH....

[–]God_Of_Djinns 11 points12 points ago

It could just be a really big bird with no wings or feathers that happens to look exactly like a mountain lion.

[–]overweightanorexic 5 points6 points ago

His balls are frozen to that tree, poor kitty.

[–]Zeraphil 5 points6 points ago

Now with AirPlay.

[–]elektrikg33k 5 points6 points ago

I must say, why the hell was this not part of the OSX cover? Be the most epic cover / case for software... probably ever.

[–]Slinkyfest2005 8 points9 points ago

Go home mountain lion, you're high.

[–]therealshaqfu 4 points5 points ago

synchronization complete

[–]kicktothefinish 3 points4 points ago

I fucking love cats.

[–]pictocube 2 points3 points ago

TIL mountain lion = cougar

[–]HatboxGhost 1 point2 points ago

What mountain lion? All I see is a Snowy Owl perched upon a tree.

[–]Bi-la_kaifa 1 point2 points ago

I'd hate to bump into whatever managed to chase that fucker into a tree...

[–]griffsterb 2 points3 points ago

These things are awesome. I grew up in western Washington, in a rural-ish neighborhood and one summer we had one living in the area abducting people's cats and small dogs at night. The commenters who said you only see them if they've seen you first are 100% correct. These dudes are stealth masters.

One of my family's friends lost their poodle that summer - they heard whimpering in the back yard at night, ran out there, and found the dog still alive with gashes on its belly bleeding heavily. They ran back inside to grab a gun and when they came back out the dog was gone. They tried to follow it but to no avail. I got chills when they told us that the first time and I still do writing it.

And that's not all. That same summer one night I was up late talking to my mom, maybe around midnight or 1 AM and we heard it screeching off in the distance. Found this on youtube: one of the most frightening sounds I've ever heard.

[–]Crazybonbon 2 points3 points ago

COUGAR

[–]farang 2 points3 points ago

Call the fire department.

[–]jayj1120 2 points3 points ago

It's obviously a tree lion...

[–]MatrixPA 0 points1 point ago

Awesome creature!!

[–]iGoByManyNames 1 point2 points ago

"Now how do I get down?"

[–]gne1217 2 points3 points ago

It will just jump down. It's a cat, dude. They jump from all heights, just like a house cat. Mountain lions look for prey in trees, just usually they are hidden by branches and leaves, and wait until a deer passes and POUNCE and its got dinner. My family owned a cabin in the woods and our neighbors told us to stay indoors at night, or at least don't stray away from lit pathways. Cougars hide in trees, like twenty feet up. And will jump on you.

[–]crackyzog 2 points3 points ago

Woosh

[–]Sam_Jam_Goose 1 point2 points ago

Is this Real Life or Skyrim?

[–]furrylittlebeast 1 point2 points ago

The mountain lion... owling.

[–]iHeartCoolStuff 1 point2 points ago

What are you doin up there kitty cat?

[–]stealer0517 0 points1 point ago

NO IT'S A PANTHER!

[–]AbraKdabra 0 points1 point ago

HELP, PLEASE HELP

[–]nich007 0 points1 point ago

Help My extremely deadly pet is stuck in a tree.

[–]GreenMAP 0 points1 point ago

Think happy thoughts Lion. Only then can you fly.

[–]okfornothing 0 points1 point ago

gunna get somethin to eat.

[–]barnesandnobles 0 points1 point ago

[–]classicduster 0 points1 point ago

I love animals with tons of names.

[–]eroseros 1 point2 points ago

"So, I guess you are wondering why I have summoned you here."

[–]Blazingwand 0 points1 point ago

reminds me of where the red fern grows

[–]boogoo5 1 point2 points ago

Looks more like a Tree Lion.

[–]syncmaster1100p 1 point2 points ago

Charlie the Lonesome Cougar

[–]KeatingOrRoark 0 points1 point ago

Is this outside Albuquerque? I swear I just saw that tree on a hike the other day. Same angle and position on the cliff too.

[–]carlos_mcmexican 0 points1 point ago

That is one BA bird

[–]Oniwabanshu 0 points1 point ago

Damn that cat has a long penis.

[–]rendeld 1 point2 points ago

I was half expecting a picture of snoop on a mountain

[–]chnlswmr 0 points1 point ago

I think Snoopy overdid the acid.

[–]Roastoast 1 point2 points ago

In my hometown we knew the mountain lions population was back up because they began finding deer carcasses fifteen feet up in trees.

[–]redgroupclan 0 points1 point ago

Cue the limb breaking and the lion falling.

[–]Charezza 0 points1 point ago

Shouldn't it be called a tree lion?

[–]Liveinproof 0 points1 point ago

Words just can't make this any better.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Thats a bird.

[–]Cookiepuss1230 0 points1 point ago

This picture is wrong. Horton was not a mountain lion!

[–]Rummy151 0 points1 point ago

He's just waiting for that fuckin' owl.

[–]snotnarcs 1 point2 points ago

This mountain lion is on the same tree that ben stiller was on in Heavyweights.

[–]Id_Tap_Dat 1 point2 points ago

Go home, mountain lion, you are drunk.

[–]EuropeanLady 0 points1 point ago

He looks like he could use a warm place to snuggle. I wish I could scoop him up straight from the picture!

[–]Paulharper89 0 points1 point ago

Simply breathtaking

[–]waffleplant 0 points1 point ago

First thing I thought of when I saw this was assassins creed 3

[–]MAD_HAMMISH 0 points1 point ago

Like all mountain lions, this one has found a clear, elevated position where it can achieve vertical takeoff.

[–]timberwolvesguy 0 points1 point ago

Someone call the fire department! He needs help!

[–]TheTEC 0 points1 point ago

I'd like to see a Husky do that!

[–]ABentSp00n 0 points1 point ago

That is clearly a tree lion.

[–]wlpstars 0 points1 point ago

Definition of chillin'

[–]marsupial_king_kong 0 points1 point ago

new background

[–]styrke 0 points1 point ago

The Mountain Bird*

[–]MoonBearzzz 0 points1 point ago

Help! My kitty is stuck in a tree!

[–]mb526 0 points1 point ago

Nothing scares the shit out of me more than a mountain lion. Beautiful animals but they're damn good killers.

[–]srry72 0 points1 point ago

The only one of my school's mascot I liked

[–]SickPuppyPuke 0 points1 point ago

I'm waiting for a witty ac joke

[–]basshead808 0 points1 point ago

beautiful!!!

[–]CarnePopsicle 0 points1 point ago

Wow, for second I thought this was an awesome Skyrim mod. I need to get out more. Beautiful pic!

[–]lifeisrocknroll18 0 points1 point ago

That is clearly a Tree Lion

[–]jdd32 0 points1 point ago

Would make a sweet tattoo.

[–]Wadderp 0 points1 point ago

They should really call it a tree lion, don't ya think?

[–]mweinbender 0 points1 point ago

I'd hang that on my wall anyday. Beautiful shot!

[–]KingTyr 0 points1 point ago

My cat does the same damn thing on my banister. She must use Reddit.

[–]hotsoup4u888 0 points1 point ago

That is a Tree Lion.

Easy mistake to make.

[–]Cyrus23 0 points1 point ago

I think this lion is confused on what an actual mountain looks like.

[–]lordkaladar 0 points1 point ago

Pretending to be a bird, clearly.

[–]NASTY_the_villian 1 point2 points ago

Badassery incarnate

[–]Ajax-Rex 0 points1 point ago

The mountain lions I see don't bother me, its all the ones that were near me but I never saw that creep the crap out of me.

[–]mytroubles 0 points1 point ago

Living in the midwest, there was one loose in my neighborhood once. Oh, Oklahoma.

[–]Absinth3 1 point2 points ago

There must be some misunderstanding, this is obviously a tree lion.

[–]maroonawning 0 points1 point ago

Liberating to see a cat in its natural environment. Yea, downvote away..

[–]NEWS_Terran 0 points1 point ago

Awesome!

[–]fatalicus 0 points1 point ago

well, he's fucked... no firefighters around for miles that can rescue him from that tree...

[–]ferrrdayz 0 points1 point ago

What a beast

[–]Greflin 1 point2 points ago

Steve French!

[–]Reddumbdancy 0 points1 point ago

kills the mother hawk and takes its young as its own

[–]remhawk99 1 point2 points ago

Steve French!

[–]GrayGeo 0 points1 point ago

Odd looking mountain ya' got there.

[–]thenamesjackson 0 points1 point ago

press circle for synchronization

[–]xrayon23 0 points1 point ago

Sandia Mts?

[–]Fergm126 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one who sees a Spartan helmet in the trees?

[–]lzpj 0 points1 point ago

This guy is just trying to make a living. He is shopping for dinner! I hope he finds it!!

[–]doismellbacon 0 points1 point ago

i could climb dat tree

[–]Dennevyn 0 points1 point ago

Someone should call the Fire Department. Kitty's stuck in a tree...

[–]idgman94 0 points1 point ago

Even Mountain Lions get stuck in trees.

[–]swallowtail 0 points1 point ago

Fun fact: some photographers take photos of mountain Lions like this after dogs chase the lion up a tree.

[–]MickeyMousesLawyer 1 point2 points ago

Come down outta that tree, Steve French. You're high!

[–]kiky23 0 points1 point ago

This is clearly not a mountain lion but the ever elusive tree lion.

[–]AlexWilliamRoss 0 points1 point ago

Look at this silly kitty

[–]MegatronStarscream 0 points1 point ago

But it's sitting on a tree, not a mountain.

[–]themattressking 0 points1 point ago

I hope he has a soft place to land, like the soft mattress down at the intersection of happy and comfort.

[–]biergarten 0 points1 point ago

And no fucks were given that day...

[–]brianchenito 0 points1 point ago

Press E to Synchronize

[–]XianL 1 point2 points ago

Careful now, if we startle the Mountain Lion it may attempt to fly away.

[–]zoidbergfan21 0 points1 point ago

This is the sickest fucking picture I've seen in a while

[–]BaranIsGreat 0 points1 point ago

you can be anything you want mountain lion. even a bird! dont jump

[–]Wakachakawakawaka 0 points1 point ago

HEY! HEY BUDDY. I WANNA MURDER YOUR FAMILY.

[–]yescrazy 0 points1 point ago

Psssst....... Hey........ Hey kitty kitty kitty! Come down. Hey.....

[–]n8dom 0 points1 point ago

The REAL Honey Badger

[–]throwaway000017 0 points1 point ago

Actually, I prefer Snow Leopards a lot more instead.