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I have no words to describe this... (imgur.com)

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[–]binlargin 28 points29 points ago

I have two: obvious troll.

[–]godlessnate 0 points1 point ago

obvious fake works as well. or obvious copy/paste - I'm sure I've seen this somewhere before.

[–]cheese-tits 18 points19 points ago

Feminist =/= men are lesser. ACTUAL feminists believe everyone regardless of gender/color should be equal no matter what.

[–]TheNerdWithAFro -1 points0 points ago

These types of feminists I refer to as "feminazis"

[–]PolitePyromaniac 2 points3 points ago

They're not a "type" of feminists, they just aren't feminists.

And don't get me started on the term "feminazi"...

How about calling those people for what they are: misandrous.

[–]binlargin 0 points1 point ago

Why use boring words when you can use offensive ones instead?

Also http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/14ktxe/i_have_no_words_to_describe_this/c7e142v

[–]snusamera 4 points5 points ago

She hates her unborn man-child!

[–]keiblerclown 4 points5 points ago

I once had a very short conversation with a girl who fancied herself a feminist. She said that she hoped all men would die off so that women could rule the world. I then asked her how she planned on continuing the human race once all men were gone, and she looked at me and actually said, "Life will find a way."

[–]shmool 5 points6 points ago

People like this tend to know nothing about feminism, nor have read anything about it. Which explains the total idiocy.

[–]tryitoutandup 2 points3 points ago

reverse Jurassic Park?

[–]keiblerclown 4 points5 points ago

What made it even funnier was that this happened in AP Biology, and the religious girl sitting in front of me got going about Creation, and the troll teacher (who I actually became good friends with after high school) sensed the opening and started arguing Evolution. So we had ourselves a three way duel over Feminism vs. Creation vs. Evolution. The single greatest class argument I've ever experienced.

[–]l_middy 1 point2 points ago

I would loved to have seen that... Evolution for the win!

[–]MuForceShoelace 6 points7 points ago

Reddit: an extremely gullible website

[–]NancyGracesTesticles 3 points4 points ago

Yikes. She either doesn't know how a circumcision works or she is planning on cutting her son's cock off.

I'm going with the latter.

[–]BlueVeins 5 points6 points ago

It is believed that the practice of circumcision reduces pleasure for the male during sexual activity by a small amount.

[–]Cieminy 2 points3 points ago

Interesting. Hasn't stopped me a bit being circumcised though! =D

[–]BlueVeins 0 points1 point ago

How would you know whether or not you have reduced sensitivity? What if your climax would have been 10-30% more intense, had your genitals not been mutilated? You'll never know.

[–]The_Karate_Emu 4 points5 points ago

I wouldn't say mutilated...

[–]NancyGracesTesticles 0 points1 point ago

I think he is trying to say you have an ugly cock.

[–]cocorebop 1 point2 points ago

Uhh, people have gotten circumcised as adults before. One of them did an AMA on reddit. He said there was no difference in sexual pleasure.

Edit: also, by your logic, there's no basis in the claim that being circumcised reduces sexual pleasure, because if no one has first hand experience of both scenarios then where would the claim come from to begin with?

[–]illuminous 0 points1 point ago

Well, you can take two men, one who's circumcised and one who's not, and measure their brain waves while they are having sex. This could give you an estimate of the pleasure caused by sex, but since both are not the same person the small discrepancy between the two males could have been caused by an outlying factor, making this experiment... not very reliable.

[–]cocorebop 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, seems to me the only way you could hold all variables constant and have meaningful results would be to have a sample solely of men circumcised after losing their virginity, and doing the procedure you mention before and after - assuming your experiment would work. I don't know enough about the brain to know. Maybe you do though.

Ninja edit: I'm not sure if the last 2 sentences of this post sound sarcastic but they're not intended to be.

[–]binlargin 0 points1 point ago

You'd need to somehow factor in a lifetime of delicate, dried out child glans rubbing against the underpants too.

[–]BlueVeins 0 points1 point ago

Was simply implying that cieminy could not possibly know whether or not he was personally affected, as he has no frame of reference pre-mutilation. I don't care to debate whether or not the findings are true. I was simply relaying the message.

[–]kingrattus 0 points1 point ago

While I agree with you, I'll throw this out there.

Some men have less sensation, some remain the same, some have greater sensation (not always a plus-too sensitive at first).

From all the different stories I've head from men who have had it done in their adult years, all seem to tell a slightly different story. So I'm pretty sure its slightly different for all men.

[–]fatalillusion 2 points3 points ago

I have no words.

[–]monstermoncher 4 points5 points ago

im sorry but what a bitch. people like her give feminists a bad name.

[–]Guvmentcheeze63 -3 points-2 points ago

Feminists give feminists a bad name.

[–]cheese-tits -3 points-2 points ago

No, femeNAZIS give feminists a bad name.

[–]On3Las7Stand 1 point2 points ago

I agree. There could be more done to help women, but this bitch just needs to be shot. The whole point of being a feminist is equality, not to fuck up your son and make him never have a successful relationship with any women in his life. Bitches like this make men discriminate against women

[–]cheese-tits 0 points1 point ago

Agreed.

[–]shmool 0 points1 point ago

She ISN'T a feminist. Feminism = equality, this person certainly does not believe in equality, therefore she's no feminist. Plus she seems like the type of person who wakes up one day pissed off at the world and uses the label 'feminist' as an excuse to give out about stuff without having a clue what she's talking about. I should hope that people have enough sense to tell when some idiot knows nothing about what they claim to be; I could declare myself a physicist - I still know fuck-all about physics.

[–]firelock_ny -1 points0 points ago

She ISN'T a feminist. Feminism = equality, this person certainly does not believe in equality, therefore she's no feminist.

Ever hear of SCUM, a group of women whose contribution to feminist political philosophy included a manifesto on the elimination of men?

How about Mary Daly, feminist philospher and Boston College professor, or Sally Miller Gearhart, feminist and founder of one of the first women and gender studies programs in the USA, who both proposed that the ideal future would only be possible with the elimination of the vast majority of men?

How about Robin Morgan, editor of Ms. Magazine and considered by many to be the founder of the modern women's movement, who said that "I feel that 'man-hating' is an honorable and viable political act"?

You've got your view of the definition of "feminism". There are a lot of people with more influence on the feminist movement who don't seem to agree with you.

[–]shmool 0 points1 point ago

" There are a lot of people with more influence on the feminist movement who don't seem to agree with you."

I'm sorry but LOL.

Gloria Steinem shares the same view and you can't get much more influential than her.

[–]firelock_ny -1 points0 points ago

Gloria Steinem shares the same view and you can't get much more influential than her.

You've chosen her as the iconic representation of a "true feminist". That still doesn't give you the power to label a huge number of influential feminists as "not feminists", even though they disagree with you.

Cue bagpipes.

[–]shmool 0 points1 point ago

Eh, what?

[–]firelock_ny 0 points1 point ago

Sorry, old joke from too many years on the Internets. It's a reference to the No True Scotsman fallacy, which deals with how someone making a universal claim responds to counterexamples. It comes up so frequently in some discussion groups that "Cue Bagpipes" has become a sort of gag shorthand to reference it.

[–]Zimwright -1 points0 points ago

NO, Brad Pit gave Nazis a bad name.

[–]jbenuniv 0 points1 point ago

I believe Poe's Law applies to this situation.

[–]tmaaan54 -1 points0 points ago

Where is this girl?

[–]Buckar007 0 points1 point ago

She's on Facebook, even has her home town listed and mapped.

[–]blueblythe 0 points1 point ago

I hope you're looking up the right one, since there are a lot of Hailey Martin's on Facebook.

[–]tmaaan54 0 points1 point ago

Now... wheres my ax?

[–]adebfils 0 points1 point ago

Well fuck you I hope you get your clit gspot and all other things that give you pleasure taken from you and have you die an lonely miscible death

[–]DrDerp704 0 points1 point ago

Her profile picture makes her look like she's a sexist 10 year old..

[–]pewpton 1 point2 points ago

Probably thinks she doesn't need an inferior male's sperm and can asexually reproduce.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

That will change when she has sex for the first time and when she has her first child. No sane mother I know ever chooses one over the other regardless of gender. Gentleman, this is crazy... don't stick your dick in her.

[–]FuuuuuManChu 0 points1 point ago

minds change between 10 - 16 y old

[–]Wonthebiggestlottery -1 points0 points ago

You Go Girl. You wave that feminist flag.

[–]DarkDarling23 0 points1 point ago

My son is breastfed AND uncircumcised. BOOM!

[–]GentlemanREX 0 points1 point ago

straw...straw everywhere...

[–]SimilarImage 0 points1 point ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
1 month Kozmi "Mothers who breastfeed their boy babies need to stop" /r/rage 40 93
2 months memymineown Feminism (crosspost from r/wtf) /r/MensRights 92 279
2 months rakust Feminism here 276 533

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[–]briarboyfl 0 points1 point ago

Seems like a complete hysterectomy would benefit Hailey Martin as well as the rest of the planet.

[–]tobyqueef -3 points-2 points ago

who wants to be OPs friend?