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[–]77maclean 21 points22 points ago

The joke is from Clone High...

[–]Sylvanmoon 8 points9 points ago

Numbers don't lie Abe.

I'm a number five!

[–]Im_why_Waldos_hiding 7 points8 points ago

"Nothing bad ever happens to a Kennedy!"

[–]zephyrtr 0 points1 point ago

How'd they get my spaghetti-eating video?

[–]Rutawitz 0 points1 point ago

which they seriously need to bring back

[–]JBrad0322 1 point2 points ago

Better keep your stories straight.

Also, he'd like you to believe he's not a baby eater, but he's never gone on record saying he isn't. Maybe he's too busy eating babies.

[–]Konstantynopolitancz 13 points14 points ago

He'd also like you to believe he's not a baby eater. But he's never gone on record saying he isn't. Maybe he's too busy eating babies!

[–]IgotaBionicArm 2 points3 points ago

How did he get my spaghetti eating video?

[–]rick_22 12 points13 points ago

I just saw the same post on /new and it's already reposted...

[–]Cant_spell_good 10 points11 points ago

Welcome to reddit

Here's an upvote

[–]Bramsey89 0 points1 point ago

Le this

[–]Im_why_Waldos_hiding 1 point2 points ago

Ha, I've seen Clone High too!

[–]wh1skeyk1ng 1 point2 points ago

This is nothing more than a re-post from yesterday with "Mr. President" instead of "Obama"

I don't get the 700 point swing that happened by changing 1 word.

[–]Sieg581 0 points1 point ago

Do the math people. 50 and 51 and completely different numbers, WHICH IS IT Obama?

[–]ortund 0 points1 point ago

The sad thing is that given all the stuff I see on facebook, what I see celebrities poisoning young minds with, and the fact that Justin Bieber is apparently famous, I can pretty much believe that this was actually a 100% serious question at one time or another

[–]palealepizza 1 point2 points ago

I don't get it. is this an inside joke or something?

[–]Konstantynopolitancz 9 points10 points ago

It's actually from Clone High, when Abe Lincoln is running against JFK for class president.

...it doesn't look like the OP knew that though.

[–]palealepizza 9 points10 points ago

I loved that show, best line ever, "did you see the pool!?!, they flipped the bitch!"

EDIT: I found a link, and it's still just as funny to me.

[–]Siminivitch 4 points5 points ago

"When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons and make super lemons..."

[–]pw3nd 0 points1 point ago

"I'm the number five!"

[–]Rexono 1 point2 points ago

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[–]palealepizza 4 points5 points ago

I get it, it's funny because Republicans are stupid and we're not - good one.

[–]AdmiralWhackbar 1 point2 points ago

Everyone laughs but this is frontpage on /r/conservative right now.

[–]Hartbreaker 0 points1 point ago

I think it's so cute of them to make it a private subreddit.

[–]Zaxop -1 points0 points ago

I, for one, believe that it is high time that we take this country back to its roots. We were founded on the principles of immortal agelessness, and that is the way it should always be. Now today you see kids on the street, growing up and getting older. Its sickening, what happened to our values America?

[–]turtletots -2 points-1 points ago

Got-dam libruls and their lyin Kenyan prez-uh-dent.

[–]Lnozell 0 points1 point ago

He is also Mooslim

[–]JupiterIII -5 points-4 points ago

Checkmate liberals.