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Ooh. Ow. Eee. Ow. Ooh. Ahhhhhh. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]CruelJester 299 points300 points ago

Anyone else read the title and immediately think " ring tang walawala bing bang"?

[–]kirakaydawn 52 points53 points ago

I sung that as I opened it... I regret everything

[–]octochan 38 points39 points ago

I was thinking of Gilbert Godfreyd reading 50 shades of Grey, actually.

[–]bochez 3 points4 points ago

...ive never seen this before. Thank you sir. Have a bunch of upvotes, On me.

[–]grapesandmilk 11 points12 points ago

I read it in the Joker's voice.

[–]Mutiny32 -1 points0 points ago

And I thought my jokes weren't funny.

[–]Nirvana9832 3 points4 points ago

Actually, Blindingly not reading titles and clicking is half the fun of /r/WTF.

[–]DrOfJuxtapositions 5 points6 points ago

I was thinking Gregorian Chant.

[–]mndg 3 points4 points ago

I heard Paul Reubens dying in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

[–]natepribble 1 point2 points ago

I thought of killer tofu.

[–]Emmyeh 0 points1 point ago

thats exactly what I was thinking of

[–]TheCakeIsDelicious -4 points-3 points ago

Damn it, NSFW tag please?

[–]Tumi90 11 points12 points ago

I am still surprised people don't just assume this entire subreddit is nsfw.

[–]hurkadurkh 92 points93 points ago

Judging from those marks all over her ass, this isn't the first time they've done this.

[–]ziggybiggnutts 26 points27 points ago

I'm betting its just to cover up all those acne marks.

[–]jessanator 17 points18 points ago

That's what I was thinking: Girlfriend got acne on her butt? Push pins are sexual and pop pimples!

[–]hownao 15 points16 points ago

UGGGGHHHHH

[–]iCanTasteThHimilayas 2 points3 points ago

I physically frowned quite hard after reading that.

[–]AarenThorondor -2 points-1 points ago

Who says it's a "she"?

[–]hurkadurkh 7 points8 points ago

Her hips do.

[–]zechickenwing 240 points241 points ago

Bush, Tacks, Cuts.

I have posted this on this repost every time it is reposted

[–]Pit-trout 42 points43 points ago

Please, never stop.

[–]unpoetic_poetry 132 points133 points ago

that's the tackiest sex ive ever seen

[–]broken_radio 29 points30 points ago

She was looking for a little prick.

[–]badredditjoker 14 points15 points ago

Figures....she got the idea from Pinterest.

[–]zodiacecks 3 points4 points ago

I think you've pinned the problem down.

[–]uptwolait 0 points1 point ago

I'd poke it.

[–]chillghost777 -1 points0 points ago

She's got us all on.....pins and needles.....

[–]ChyloVG 36 points37 points ago

Hope those thumbtacks were clean...

[–]iForcefield[S] 14 points15 points ago

That's the first thing I was thinking.

[–]Ephemeros 40 points41 points ago

Yeah, anal can be painful. Looks like they might not be using enough lube.

[–]ForeskinOfChrist 0 points1 point ago

Meh, there's always blood.

[–]RequiemStorm 10 points11 points ago

Damn these confusing moments of arousal...

[–]saraww 16 points17 points ago

The first thing I thought was 'Ew, that man is way too hairy'. I think I need to get my priorities straight.

[–]justsmile4me86 3 points4 points ago

I definitely noticed the hair too before everything else. It must be a girl thing.

[–]LoyalTillTheEnd 6 points7 points ago

Plot twist: saraww is a guy

[–]BreakinMyBallz 18 points19 points ago

tack that ass up!

[–]ToubaboKoomi 21 points22 points ago

I have a friend who's really into this.

[–]blassblume 13 points14 points ago

Why, exactly? As a masochist, I'm genuinely curious.

[–]ToubaboKoomi 6 points7 points ago

Because it's painful and humiliating I suppose. I never really thought to ask her why.

[–]el_leprechauno 15 points16 points ago

That would have been my first question.

[–]762headache 4 points5 points ago

No Sir. The first question is can I start fucking?

[–]permanent_marker 4 points5 points ago

As a masochist, shouldn't you know why?

[–]JustYourAverageDuck 5 points6 points ago

Every masochist is not the same. There are dozens of subgroups of masochism all with different interests and desires.

[–]this_is_for_porn781 41 points42 points ago

Photo evidence of someone sticking their dick in crazy.

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[–]Meudhros 5 points6 points ago

Mmmm.

[–]breezymcgz 11 points12 points ago

Hello Staph Infection!

[–]PanicCoach -3 points-2 points ago

staff infection

[–]TheRufmeisterGeneral 1 point2 points ago

Staples infection

(for those not familiar with the company, Staples is a store for office supplies, such as thumb tacks)

[–]eth0h4ck3r 0 points1 point ago

Steph infection.

[–]Intanjible 3 points4 points ago

I don't think the phrase "more cushion for the pushin'" was ever meant to be taken literally.

[–]SimilarImage 2 points3 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
1 month chrisgrizle Tacky fetish (NSFW) here 23 88
4 months McDeau Think she got the point. [NSFW] here 203 713
7 months ImAceZz WTF!! who does this? /r/nsfw_wtf 35 199

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[–]metaphysicalfarms 8 points9 points ago

Those have to be stick-on. There's no blood.

[–]eyodir 8 points9 points ago

I imagine there's no bleeding in the image because the breaks in the skin are (relatively) sealed by the pins being left in.

[–]metaphysicalfarms 1 point2 points ago

I could see that if there wasn't a huge dick in her ass banging away. That has to break the seal???

edit: I don't want to believe

[–]5k337lady 0 points1 point ago

No.. I can see a few of them sticking out of her skin and it's red underneath. -Cringe-

[–]Fizzbit 0 points1 point ago

No, it's photoshopped. Notice none of the pins have shadows nor do their colors shift according to the shadows on the girl's ass.

[–]Ragefacesoflucy -1 points0 points ago

Stfu

[–]Lowrider123 5 points6 points ago

Accu puncture with anal sex thanks for the idea I will give this pleasure to my gf

[–]Johssy 6 points7 points ago

Uhm... Ask her first or at the very least, give her a fair warning.

[–]quirm 10 points11 points ago

na, go for the surprise-accu-puncture-butt-sex

[–]cutlass_supreme 10 points11 points ago

..... i must find a woman that will want to try this.

[–]crispyfry 7 points8 points ago

Gives new meaning to the phrase, "little prick".

[–]brotoes 3 points4 points ago

What are you, stupid? Make that NSFW!

[–]broken_radio 2 points3 points ago

Yo baby when we got home I'm gonna tack dat ass.

[–]zipparumpazoo 0 points1 point ago

no Blood?......

[–]vzwjon 4 points5 points ago

This works well with a lit cigarette too...

[–]morguejuice 1 point2 points ago

Her suff'ring will be legendary .... even in Porn

[–]PencilUpMyNose 3 points4 points ago

someone went on 4chan today

[–]T_I_M_B_A_R 2 points3 points ago

Okay....You're gonna feel a little prick in your ass......

[–]ta1901 1 point2 points ago

That was tacky.

[–]thisguynamedjoe 1 point2 points ago

You and I have the same brand of dad/pun humor.

[–]TittiesOfTheBigKind 2 points3 points ago

Does she have a spotty bum or has she done this before?

[–]ShoelaceFighter224 1 point2 points ago

tacks aside, dat ass.

[–]stiddleficks 2 points3 points ago

I get the point.

[–]contextsdontmatter 4 points5 points ago

so did she

[–]stiddleficks 1 point2 points ago

...and then some!

[–]Hayha -1 points0 points ago

Many fetishes I can kind of understand. This one however, confuses me. I've accidentally spiked myself with needles and stuff in the past, happened to know it fuckin' hurts. Definitely nothing pleasurable about it.

[–]Zecriss 0 points1 point ago

fuckin hell! what if she falls over and rolls on her ass?

[–]Doomguy13 0 points1 point ago

That's a colorful way of doing that...

[–]CallMeAnEngineer -1 points0 points ago

AND WE LIGHT UP THE SKY

[–]kizzl 0 points1 point ago

They're actually the magnets that look like thumbtacks and she's a robot. No harm done, just looks silly.

[–]TriggaFinger 0 points1 point ago

I don't know about you guys, but I find this really hot.

[–]alphaflunky 0 points1 point ago

I feel like the chance to title this "an ass full of pricks" was missed

[–]ekillian 1 point2 points ago

x-post it to /r/confusedboners with that title. Before I do.

[–]scorpio242 0 points1 point ago

Wait a week and repost it

[–]alphaflunky 0 points1 point ago

All yours my friend

[–]Judge_Hate 0 points1 point ago

MOTHER OF GAWD! OHHHHHH NOOOOOO!

[–]ColonOBrien 1 point2 points ago

...ting,tang, walla-walla bingbang.

[–]levibevi 0 points1 point ago

Looks like that guy has a pretty small penis

[–]trollmobile 0 points1 point ago

I want to photo shop this pic of that onion booty with pin heads face while his mouth open. That way it looks like the thumb tacks are the needles in his face and the dick is in his mouth.

[–]groid_gayweather 1 point2 points ago

once it pierces the skin there is no pain. you can take a 21g hypo and stick it an inch deep in the ass meat and not feel it.

[–]Yawehg 0 points1 point ago

Upon opening, I recited the title involuntarily

[–]Kind_Of_A_Dick 0 points1 point ago

The worst part of this is that my OCD makes me want to re-arrange them in a much more organized fashion.

[–]Faggitry 0 points1 point ago

Everything about this is wrong.

[–]slot_tech 0 points1 point ago

He should have left room for a post-it note.

[–]smooth80 0 points1 point ago

more pricks than a porcupine

[–]iron_man1 0 points1 point ago

Doesn't matter; had sex.

[–]EnjoiNv 0 points1 point ago

Could have at least done a color design with them.

[–]chimmi 0 points1 point ago

Tetanus

[–]whatthefuboom 0 points1 point ago

Fap challenge.

[–]brilliantNumberOne 0 points1 point ago

She really likes getting poked in the ass.

[–]ExplosiveMuffin 0 points1 point ago

spank

[–]Allofmybros 0 points1 point ago

Assupuncture

[–]werwere2 0 points1 point ago

somebody's going to get an infection if they keep doing that

[–]patriotminerva 0 points1 point ago

That ass has seen a prick or two in its day.

[–]Bmmick 0 points1 point ago

i wanna see the video for this

[–]groid_gayweather 0 points1 point ago

honestly, there is no excuse for that guys pubic hair area. i mean, he knew it was going to be in a photo. i bet he expects her skin bald too.

[–]Ancel3 0 points1 point ago

I don't suppose there'd be a source/video for this?

For science and stuff. (Mostly stuff.)

[–]opiv -1 points0 points ago

WHO DARES CROSS THE LINE FROM SPACEDICKS INTO WTF. THE LINE SHALL NOT BE CROSSED

[–]-ogre- -1 points0 points ago

Dem scars mmmmm

[–]pegazeus25 1 point2 points ago

Now that is penetration

[–]seanjuro 0 points1 point ago

That probably feels good like the slapping on the ass.

[–]mdguy 0 points1 point ago

http://i.imgur.com/i3ZWA.gif

[–]j872 0 points1 point ago

pretty nice

[–]alide -1 points0 points ago

"You're going to feel a little prick.."

[–]alexmycroft 0 points1 point ago

This was a real post by a couple on r/gonewild a while back

They also might have had a picture with the pins removed iirc, I don't really remember, I might have mentally blocked the image from my memory.

[–]pac212 3 points4 points ago

Only one I could find:

http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-09-18/1253297982614.jpg

NSFW

[–]kaleilubov 0 points1 point ago

NO NO NO NO....my butt hurts now

[–]JerosScotland -3 points-2 points ago

God dammit, all this reminds me of is that my ex only got into anal after we broke up dammit.

[–]rubiamalabro -1 points0 points ago

after a few months of becoming a redditor, this is officially the first post I've said "wtf" out loud.