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Fuck you I'm a horse (jwz.org)

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[–]nuttybuddy 71 points72 points ago

Did you think "Fuck the Police" was too overused?

[–]webby_mc_webberson 22 points23 points ago

Yeah, that was the title every time this got posted when the incident first happened earlier in the year.

[–]mahoodie -1 points0 points ago

All I could think of was amazing horse, search it on you tube, I don't do links.

[–]blacksheeping 5 points6 points ago

You see in Gaeilge(Irish) we have a phrase 'tá sé ar muin na muice' meaning he was having a great time. But literally it translates to 'he was on the pigs back' which i think sums up this photo pretty well.

[–]laserpointed 91 points92 points ago

In Ireland, horse fucks pig.

[–]stylishfuture 9 points10 points ago

I heard he was a gambler and that he asked the policeman for any big horse tips he might have.

[–]lmfaonoobs 0 points1 point ago

In Texas, the cop fucks the horse

[–]CombatFoetus 24 points25 points ago

How is he going to explain this to his wife..

[–]webby_mc_webberson 112 points113 points ago

She thought they were in a stable relationship.

[–]nuttybuddy 41 points42 points ago

She did have colt feet on their wedding day though...

[–]CombatFoetus 35 points36 points ago

she was a beautiful bridle on her wedding day

[–]metalbassist33 24 points25 points ago

Even though it did rein on the ceremony.

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[–]ElBoracho 21 points22 points ago

He wasn't in control, which should be his mane point of argument.

[–]raynefairy 21 points22 points ago

But it was all very spur of the moment!

[–]pwningronin 18 points19 points ago

saddle to say he died the next day

[–]Seraphiend 6 points7 points ago

I heard he trotted back into work feeling just fine.

[–]jordanlasso 9 points10 points ago

Upvotes, upvotes for everyone

[–]Chuck_mfkin_Norris -2 points-1 points ago

lolololol

[–]stoutshako42ref 1 point2 points ago

Just say neigh to the puns

[–]johnsbury 11 points12 points ago

He's about to become a mounted policeman.

[–]Mynki 59 points60 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Fuck the Police [NSFW] 130coms 625pts 8mos WTF
Police officer getting raped by his horse NSF(W)(L) probably 9coms 12pts 5mos WTF
Dude...not cool 6coms 54pts 27dys funny
John, shoot buttercup!! JUST SHOOT HIM 4coms 1pt 2mos funny
F*** the police! 5coms -3pts 8mos funny
Fuck the police NSFW 5coms 10pts 3mos funny
Fuck Da Police 11coms -8pts 7mos pics
F*ck the police, Literally. 13coms 23pts 1mo WTF
F**k The Police [NSFW] 13coms 209pts 5mos WTF
Fuck The Police! - Imgur 4coms 43pts 3mos funny
TASER HIM JOHN!!! FOR GOD'S SAKE, TASER HIM!!! 6coms 18pts 6mos funny
Fuck The Police (Horse with a taste for pork in Dublin, Ireland) 48coms 445pts 8mos Anarchism
[Incredibly NSFW] The Mounted police hard at work! 1com -1pt 1mo funny
oh oh oh!! 116coms 675pts 1mo WTF
YEAH CANDY FUCK HIM UP MY NIGGA 1com 1pt 5mos WTF
A true fuck the police moment (Irish Cops) 31coms 213pts 4mos funny
FUCK THE POLICE 337coms 1546pts 8mos funny
fuck the police NSFW 3coms 4pts 22dys funny
Fuck the police ! 1com 1pt 23dys funny
No really... Fuck the police 15coms 52pts 4mos WTF
Fuck the Police 6coms 18pts 1mo funny

source: karmadecay

[–]reagan2016 12 points13 points ago

"Who's riding who now, fat fucker!!!?!!!!"

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[–]Evagelos 5 points6 points ago

How sweet of him

[–]lawdog22 3 points4 points ago

You might want to NSFW that one.

[–]Crum_Bum 4 points5 points ago

Good lord, it looks like a hammer.

[–]Evagelos 7 points8 points ago

We shall call him - Thor

[–]CombatFoetus 5 points6 points ago

relevant

[–]skiingbeing 2 points3 points ago

It looks like a baby holding an apple.

[–]anossov 3 points4 points ago

I remember the day when there were two or three of this pic right next to each other on the front page.

[–]lotsocows 8 points9 points ago

Prolly throw the ol' NSFW tag up on that

[–]sapienshane 17 points18 points ago

If your job doesn't let you scope out horse cock, you should probably quit. That shit's nature.

[–]DrWafflestein 5 points6 points ago

op is a fag

[–]Semiautomatix 2 points3 points ago

Scumbag horse, doesn't give a reach around.

[–]Narcosist 2 points3 points ago

Video

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"The awkward moment happens in Smithfield Horse Fair, Dublin, Ireland when a garda tries to check for an electronic tag on an impressively-endowed horse."

Photo Credit: Mark Henderson

[–]Xenu3 0 points1 point ago

The smell of donuts are an aphrodisiac for horses.

[–]TharsisRise 2 points3 points ago

AMA request: the guy getting violated here.

[–]Pfaffian 2 points3 points ago

jwz? huh.

[–]Ender1212 1 point2 points ago

Welcome to the internet OP.

[–]drawingdead0 2 points3 points ago

Please don't be the horse fucking a cop pic.

God dammit.

[–]Folkyourfaceoff 2 points3 points ago

Look at my horse, my horse is amazing!

[–]TheFreemanLIVES 1 point2 points ago

Give it a lick, mmm - it tastes just like raisins

[–]069063 5 points6 points ago

I guess he's horsing around.

[–]onlymysoul 1 point2 points ago

Wait a minute, that's not a nightstick...

[–]webby_mc_webberson 3 points4 points ago

Nor is it a knight's dick.

[–]kinto -1 points0 points ago

I didn't know Mr. hands was a cop...

[–]Number127 1 point2 points ago

That's Officer Hands to you!

[–]koosje 0 points1 point ago

Yep, he's fucked

[–]Ultimate_Fry 1 point2 points ago

Exactly what the picture is is what came to my mind upon reading the title. Then thought no way why the fuck would it be that. Then it was that. I think I'm psychic.

[–]subjace 0 points1 point ago

Horse cock!

[–]Toy_Cop 0 points1 point ago

Holy horse boner, Batman!

[–]makattak88 1 point2 points ago

That must be a Mountie horse. Eh? Cuz he's mounting the police officer? I'll show myself out.

[–]Sprettball 0 points1 point ago

If Mr. Hands would have survived being fucked by a horse, he would defiantly sue.

[–]spegeddy 0 points1 point ago

"May the horse be with Luke."

Wait that doesn't sound right....

[–]subliminalybaked 0 points1 point ago

This has been reposted a million times

[–]BamBam-BamBam 0 points1 point ago

There's an uncanny family resemblance to Catherine the Great.

[–]warmhandswarmheart 0 points1 point ago

I would like to have been there when she explained to the massage/physiotherapist how she hurt her back.

[–]Bharding14 -1 points0 points ago

fuck the police...

[–]Activist4America -1 points0 points ago

Horse Fuck The Police.

[–]Conveyy 0 points1 point ago

The Police? My good sir they're the An Garda Siochana, unfortunately they deal with this more often then you'd think.

[–]stephenry2 0 points1 point ago

Just been fucked up the ass by a horse? You've gotta walk that off boy. Walk it off.

[–]glevino 0 points1 point ago

horsedick.jpg?

[–]Playboy_x3 0 points1 point ago

Y U NO IMGUR

[–]pontificate38 0 points1 point ago

Fully torqued.

[–]Iammyselfnow -1 points0 points ago

All I see is a horrible confused and overly turned on horse attempting to mate with the wrong species....

[–]jknielse 0 points1 point ago

Ah, the Mounties.

[–]flayed_sadist 0 points1 point ago

its mr. hands over your head and come out slowly!

[–]Vrenny 0 points1 point ago

Fat cop, wearing black and all that leather....geez what a turn on...LOL

[–]smooth80 0 points1 point ago

Hellooooo Wilburrrrr

[–]jdubd 0 points1 point ago

I've seen this several times and it makes me laugh every time I do. Fuck the police.

[–]NeroJoe 0 points1 point ago

Did anyone else suddenly get the NWA song stuck in their head?

[–]777comedian 0 points1 point ago

You have no idead how hard i have been laughing because of this

[–]kinofpumps 0 points1 point ago

"It... It's.. In"

[–]idgaf_about_yr_imgur 0 points1 point ago

If I see this fucking picture on here one more time.

[–]Mellonpopr 0 points1 point ago

it's nice of him to help his friend be steady while he's getting pumped

[–]not_really_a_lady 1 point2 points ago

...Fuck the police?

[–]ei666shii 0 points1 point ago

That's a clean horse dick. I know this because I used to clean horse dicks.

[–]ybcuz 0 points1 point ago

I got your nightstick right here buddy.

[–]aDumbGorilla 0 points1 point ago

More like, "Fuck me! I'm a horse!"

[–]Knightbre 0 points1 point ago

Just look at the way he was dressed. He was asking for it.

[–]CurteousBear 0 points1 point ago

Was is its head so flat? The other one..

[–]Ajaxxx 0 points1 point ago

jeebus, in Ireland even the police horses are drunks.

[–]ronaldwatson1 1 point2 points ago

/r/SpaceClop provides more pictures of this if you like horse cock, heathens

[–]kidtacoo 0 points1 point ago

Fuck The Police !

[–]cumbum 0 points1 point ago

his cock is quite small for a horse also i think this pic which is a re-post belongs in Clops

[–]Essenrik 0 points1 point ago

"Honey, I'm quitting the force. It's just not worth the risk." "Why? Did someone take a shot at you?" "kinda".

[–]Dogdays991 0 points1 point ago

Shhhhh don't struggle, it'll be over soon buddy

[–]jontantan 0 points1 point ago

Think what a trauma the horse has made to the police lol

[–]Brakkor 0 points1 point ago

When good cops go bad

[–]DiabetesCOLE 0 points1 point ago

Fuck you, I am a horse.

[–]On3Las7Stand 0 points1 point ago

Now THIS is police brutality, Rodney King has nothing on this.

[–]TheFallen93 1 point2 points ago

Good to see OC:

title comnts points age /r/
[****] the Police [NSFW] 130coms 625pts 8mos WTF
Police officer getting raped by his horse NSF(W)(L) probably 9coms 12pts 5mos WTF
Dude...not cool 6coms 54pts 27dys funny
John, shoot buttercup!! JUST SHOOT HIM 4coms 1pt 2mos funny
F*** the police! 5coms -3pts 8mos funny
[****] the police NSFW 5coms 10pts 3mos funny
[****] Da Police 11coms -8pts 7mos pics
F*ck the police, Literally. 13coms 23pts 1mo WTF
F**k The Police [NSFW] 13coms 209pts 5mos WTF
[****] The Police! - Imgur 4coms 43pts 3mos funny
TASER HIM JOHN!!! FOR GOD'S SAKE, TASER HIM!!! 6coms 18pts 6mos funny
[****] The Police (Horse with a taste for pork in Dublin, Ireland) 48coms 445pts 8mos Anarchism
[Incredibly NSFW] The Mounted police hard at work! 1com -1pt 1mo funny
oh oh oh!! 116coms 675pts 1mo WTF
YEAH CANDY [****] HIM UP MY NIGGA 1com 1pt 5mos WTF
A true [****] the police moment (Irish Cops) 31coms 213pts 4mos funny
[****] THE POLICE 337coms 1546pts 8mos funny
[****] the police NSFW 3coms 4pts 22dys funny
[****] the police ! 1com 1pt 23dys funny
No really... [****] the police 15coms 52pts 4mos WTF
[****] the Police 6coms 18pts 1mo funny

source: karmadecay

[–]RebelTactics -1 points0 points ago

I think it would have been kinda funny if the horse finished it's massive horse load on her clothes. That would be fun see her explain.

[–]mr_pants13 4 points5 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]nuttybuddy 1 point2 points ago

That reaction was funny even before I found out you were pants.

[–]Daniel_The_Thinker 3 points4 points ago

lol thats a man.

[–]uglyslob -1 points0 points ago

IN COMMUNIST RUSSIA, HORSE MOUNTS YOU

[–]mattx019 0 points1 point ago

Horse Fucked the Pig

[–]ilihcma2 -4 points-3 points ago

Bad title, OP.

[–]kinto 2 points3 points ago

Bad title or best title?

[–]webby_mc_webberson 0 points1 point ago

Bad like Michael Jackson in the '80s.

[–]ilihcma2 2 points3 points ago

Was not expecting a horsedick.

[–]kinto 1 point2 points ago

Neither was the cop.

[–]nuttybuddy 0 points1 point ago

I still think Fuck the Police is a better title.