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Zach Galifianakis came up in me newsfeed today (i.imgur.com)

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[–]jim_1984 163 points164 points ago

Argh, you be a pirate too?

[–]Jawski 35 points36 points ago

Aye matey! He be me first mate! Scouring the facebook for Zachary Galifianakis be his duties instead of swabbing the deck like a landlubber!

[–]Victorian211 11 points12 points ago

Hmmm, I read it in a leprechaun's voice.

[–]CLOGGED_WITH_SEMEN 3 points4 points ago

I want me reddit gold!!!!

[–]Brunell55 1 point2 points ago

How did it happen?

[–]Wash_Georgington 5 points6 points ago

A friend with weed is a friend indeed.

[–]stompingbabies 5 points6 points ago

But a friend with gold is the best I'm told.

[–]kaos112 4 points5 points ago

ohh, you

[–]EvilThe13th 0 points1 point ago

At first I heard it as a pirate, but this is much better.

[–]ProfoundlyDeaf 5 points6 points ago

Us simple folk from t' north of England speak that way too.

[–]the_god_zombie -2 points-1 points ago

I KNEW there were going to be some pirate jokes before I even read the comments.

[–]Benfantastic 0 points1 point ago

I came here just to upvote the first Pirate related comment I could find. Nice catch.

[–]scottg96 -4 points-3 points ago

Ctrl-F:

pirate

Was not disappoint.

[–]Mygoodtiming 222 points223 points ago

You had me at "Zach Galifianakis came up in me".

[–]Blainyrd 34 points35 points ago

Oh god.

[–]jphw 9 points10 points ago

Thats probably what he was saying.

[–]FAStalin 5 points6 points ago

Zach Galifianakis came up in me! Newsfeed today!

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[–]Nimoligist 5 points6 points ago

http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn76/Jackpot070707/Fark%20staples/dude_what.jpg

[–]schizoidvoid 1 point2 points ago

Meth. Not even once.

[–]dogfacedboy420 2 points3 points ago

I just thought he was a pirate.

[–]BromaEmpire 2 points3 points ago

I think he's a Scot...

[–]Stlou 0 points1 point ago

Must be a pirate.

[–]Gollr 65 points66 points ago

Are you from the past?

[–]OutrunOutrideOutlast 5 points6 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKYQ5ibxslI

[–]dsr541 1 point2 points ago

Hahaha he was so much goofier looking in the first season (A bit fatter too).

[–]T3mpo 11 points12 points ago

He does a bunch of other stuff there also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2bCc0EGP6U

[–]wilkie1001 1 point2 points ago

One of my most favoritist internet videos

[–]Anna_30 0 points1 point ago

That one never gets old, just like every single "Between Two Ferns"

[–]-SnowMan- 2 points3 points ago

I still cant figure out if thats scripted or not... all the people that come on the show seem genuinely freaked out/pissed at Zach hah.

[–]cyaspy 5 points6 points ago

They're professional actors. It's their job.

[–]PancakesAreGone 0 points1 point ago

It's all scripted. Some of it might be adlibbed, but only to the extent of "He said vagina instead of pussy", probably because sometimes shit just sounds awkward when spoken compared to writing it, or it is much more awkward when said differently.

[–]mainstreaminghipster 0 points1 point ago

it's blocked in my country. please give me a detailed description of what is happening in the video and you shall be upvoted accordingly.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Use ProxTube to view blocked videos in your country.

[–]mainstreaminghipster 1 point2 points ago

it broke when the new yt layout got forced on everyone and I don't think there's an update for it yet.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Oh sorry, I haven't noticed it yet.

[–]Danny_Joe 44 points45 points ago

If you saw it on facebook then there is about a 99% chance it has already been on reddit.

[–]sexisasky 5 points6 points ago

Anyone have a video?

[–]helixen 12 points13 points ago

http://www.metatube.com/en/videos/39952/Zach-Galifianakis-on-Jimmy-Kimmel-Live/ Here you go, it's at about 2 minutes in.

[–]SC2TiMeLorD 0 points1 point ago

hmm, i was confused why he was covered in blood

[–]Badgermeister 87 points88 points ago

I saw this thing on the Internet, I should show the Internet.

[–]AaronToro 80 points81 points ago

Reddit is a link aggregation site, titled "front page of the Internet." I don't see what's wrong.

[–]GoldenFalcon -4 points-3 points ago

That it's been on the front page of the front page of the internet, several times.

[–]AdmiralRedShirt 16 points17 points ago

Something made him laugh, so he wanted to share it with other people. If people keep upvoting it, then it will keep earning its spot on the front page.

[–]stferago 8 points9 points ago

Exactly. If everyone had seen it before, it wouldn't have >1200 net upvotes.

[–]Nosfvel 5 points6 points ago

Sometimes I upvote things despite having seen it before, because I know how it feels when my own posts get upvoted.

[–]Dennihilator -1 points0 points ago

You just earned yourself an upvote.

[–]Raoul_Duck 7 points8 points ago

You're right, he should have read all of Reddit first before posting.

[–]frescani 5 points6 points ago

Get it together, OP, shit.

[–]Haducken -1 points0 points ago

http://karmadecay.com/i.imgur.com/lSvnB.jpg

[–]Raoul_Duck 2 points3 points ago

nobodycares.com/getoverit

[–]Haducken -4 points-3 points ago

suckmydick.com/faggot.html

[–]tosstsalad 6 points7 points ago

Hey! Hey Everybody! This guy's clever! See his subtle use of the word "faggot?!" Hilarious!

Also- does you requesting him to suck your dick make you a faggot as well?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

TL;DR kill yourself.

[–]Haducken -4 points-3 points ago

Lol, you mad

[–]Raoul_Duck 0 points1 point ago

No thank you; I wouldn't want your dad to get jealous.

[–]Vertana 17 points18 points ago

This is literally the only purpose Reddit has.

[–]Badgermeister -3 points-2 points ago

Besides self posts and original content?

[–]Kraftik 5 points6 points ago

Original content is a myth.

[–]Ikimasen 1 point2 points ago

Yes.

[–]paleandspectre-thin[!] 4 points5 points ago

North Carolinian here. That's the mountains for you.

[–]ForTheUsers 5 points6 points ago

Fellow North Carolinian. Confirmed; the other options are Christmas trees and cows.

[–]Mcdufflestuff 1 point2 points ago

Raleigh has some things.

[–]I_am_not_angry 17 points18 points ago

DEA raid in 5...4....3...2...

[–]subtextboy 4 points5 points ago

isnt this 2-3 years old?

[–]InvaderRhi 1 point2 points ago

Are you a pirate?

[–]medhop 2 points3 points ago

I don't get how people can be so open about drug use and the police don't seem to do anything about it. Zach Galifianakis says he's growing weed, no-one cares, Seth Rogen is open about his weed smoking, never seems to get busted, I know Snoop Lion has been busted a few times but he still tokes 81 per blunts a day. If I get caught with weed, bam, busted. I need to get famous.

[–]newSalt- 5 points6 points ago

There is a difference between getting caught with weed by law enforcement and just talking about it openly

[–]DocAwk 0 points1 point ago

You're assuming it wasn't just a joke. I doubt Zach finds the time to grow his own cannabis.

[–]xorn 0 points1 point ago

He has people for that.

[–]yep45 3 points4 points ago

Leave it there next time.

[–]Cannondale1986 2 points3 points ago

My dad lived in Wilkesboro, which is where he's from. That place is redneck as fuck, but has some of the best mountain biking trails on the east coast.

[–]LadyVox 2 points3 points ago

Lots of good hiking/fishing etc. Lived there almost my entire life and I grew up hunting, fishing, camping. However my dad was a true redneck. One time we built a raft out of intertubes strapped to plywood with a couple of lawn chairs tied to the top. After we flipped it over we started tying down the cooler for his beer as well....I was maybe 7 and he was more concerned about his beer floating away than his daughter with no life jacket. When we talk about my dad my mom always looks at me and says "It's a wonder you're alive". It's true...I have so many stories....

[–]Cannondale1986 2 points3 points ago

That is awesome. I love this state.

[–]hobbsarelie83 0 points1 point ago

Hell yea! Piedmont resident here!

[–]mushmancat -2 points-1 points ago

No one cares

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[–]mushmancat 0 points1 point ago

Lol. Someone has anger issues.

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[–]mushmancat 0 points1 point ago

K

[–]Schnapplegangers 1 point2 points ago

He looks like he's crying in that last frame.

[–]rreddittorr 0 points1 point ago

Aren't these late night interviews pretty much scripted and cooked up to make the interviewees look smart and make funny jokes?

[–]Jonny_Watts 0 points1 point ago

Me newsfeed? Are you a pirate?

[–]FizzyFlapjack -1 points0 points ago

I read your title with a Cockney accent.

[–]weedwizard69 0 points1 point ago

Today, huh?

[–]NorthCarolinian 0 points1 point ago

Definitely.

[–]Zen1 0 points1 point ago

Existence of farm confirmed

[–]mingamongo 0 points1 point ago

This has to be one of the most reposted images going around.

[–]thelordofcheese 0 points1 point ago

Yar! We be plunderin his booty o "pot"!

[–]ortund 0 points1 point ago

Why is he on talk shows? Why is he famous? He ran around like an asshole while pretending to be hungover for 90 minutes... I could do that, but nobody would film it...

[–]jonscotch -5 points-4 points ago

This has to be the 100th time this pic has been posted on here.

Downvote this man!!

[–]1Ra 1 point2 points ago

Good thing we had you to count.

[–]MSK13 -4 points-3 points ago

Repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a......

[–]Mitz510 -4 points-3 points ago

I don't really find him that funny. I find his jokes to be cliche and and expected. Like who doesn't expect an answer like that coming from him.

[–]Sha3shabon 0 points1 point ago

OP is an ass pirate.

[–]RalarenOTC -2 points-1 points ago

God I love him. Everything about him. We're getting married next spring.

[–]Reggaejunkiejew31 -1 points0 points ago

Apparently you don't sub to /r/trees where this pops up twice a week.

[–]michaelmushnush -2 points-1 points ago

RRR-EPOST!

[–]come_on_seth -4 points-3 points ago

How does one not love this man's work?

I was a wolf pack of one.

[–]firecrackergirl -2 points-1 points ago

Ugh /r/trees is leaking again. There's a reason I don't subscribe there.

[–]1337kamikaze -3 points-2 points ago

REPOST REPOST REPOST REPOST - BLaaarghghhhhhhh - (death..._)