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Whenever I see a chubby person out for a run (i.imgur.com)
submitted 1 month ago by SonOfObed89
[–]keirdre 82 points83 points84 points 1 month ago
At least he's out there!
http://trexrunner.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/p10003831.jpg?w=480&h=640
[–]SonOfObed89[S] 30 points31 points32 points 1 month ago
http://i.imgur.com/5MoQp.gif
[–]FancySack 151 points152 points153 points 1 month ago*
I like this. OP is cheering us on. I'd rather have people supporting us than throwing shit on us while we are running, which does happen.
Thank you
EDIT: If Robert Downey Jr. cheered me on, I'd freakin be non-enhanced Lance Armstrong.
EDIT2: This is how I jog: http://i.imgur.com/MkAEH.gif
[–]Wibbles 21 points22 points23 points 1 month ago
I've never had stuff thrown at me while running, I usually get encouragement yelled at me by passing cars which makes me feel awkward. I'm not fat though so that might have something to do with it.
Seen people throw shit at fishermen though, I didn't realise they were such a hated demographic.
[–]FancySack 18 points19 points20 points 1 month ago
I have. I can't properly articulate the emotions I went through when it has happened.
It's like the true definition of despair plus a kick in the face.
[–]onemadnigga 15 points16 points17 points 1 month ago
When I started running last year I was 250lbs. I stuck to the blocks around my neighborhood. Now I'm still running and I'm ~170lbs. Still a little chubby, but better than having high cholesterol/blood pressure at age 16.
[–]sesamecakes 5 points6 points7 points 1 month ago
if it helps, i've also had stuff thrown at me and i don't think i'm chubby (5'4, 120 lbs). regardless, i usually wear clothes that are loose enough that you can't really tell if i'm muffin topping over my too-tight running shorts, so it may just be general douchbagginess rather than targetted aggression. i am asian though so i suppose it could have been racism ...
[–]wrngway 12 points13 points14 points 1 month ago*
Why is anyone throwing stuff at other folks? What the hell is wrong with those people?!?!
I'm glad I haven't run into this. I've actually had someone give me a high five!!
[–]FancySack 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
Wait...I'm Asian too...
[–]fistfulloframen 6 points7 points8 points 1 month ago
I've had full full cups of soda thrown at me, milk shake, ice. Usually I just say fuck it, eat some nachos and play video games. (6'4 380 lbs)
[–]NACHOS_4_ALL 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago
The best encouragement is when you see another runner and he gives you a simple gesture in passing.
[–]Wibbles 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago
Dog walkers are always the ones smiling at me and egging me on. They would wouldn't they, I'm sure walking that dog is exhausting...
errr, I'm not a happy man after I've run a few miles.
[–]mrsblackberrykush 3 points4 points5 points 1 month ago
I've never had stuff thrown at me, but I have had insults yelled at me, and a few drive-by mooings.
I work out inside now.
[–]PatrickPlan8 8 points9 points10 points 1 month ago
my fellow fat brother or sister ..... I KNOW YOUR PAIN!!!! cries and holds you close
[–]untrustableskeptic 7 points8 points9 points 1 month ago
I would never berate an overweight jogger. Why harass someone when they're trying to do something to improve their life? If a severely overweight person just sat around and got fatter we would just be jerks either way. I'll throw you flowers FancySack. You deserve them.
Thanks man.
[–]Forgetheriver 5 points6 points7 points 1 month ago
Some cunt tried to run me over with their car.
What? That's crazy. How did this come about?
[–]Forgetheriver 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
There isn't a good sidewalk around the blocks near my home. They're extremely uneven and a mess for my knees. so I was running on the edge between the sidewalk and the road because thankfully that's flat.
The car is driving on the opposite lane driving towards me and they decide to head in my direction. At first I thought it was one of my friends because I could only see their headlights. But the car then sped up and moved over into the other side of the road right in front of me. So I dived/ran behind a parked car to save myself.
[–]FancySack 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Dang, hopefully that driver was only trying to scare you and that's it.
[–]Forgetheriver 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago
Yeah I keep hoping it was just an old acquaintance just messing around with me.
[–]ElLocoS 8 points9 points10 points 1 month ago
As a fat dude, when I am out for a run, I usually get compliments and some girls even go run with me to encourage. The few time people were dicks to me, was always 12-13 year old bastards or douches.
[–]PatrickPlan8 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago*
well don't you live in a nice rainbow land. I have always had at least one rock thrown at me while i rode my bike where i lived or when I was out walking. What area of the country do you live in or well which country that is?
[–]mysheettz890 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
I'm curious where you live! I see runners/joggers all the time and no one berates them
[–]PatrickPlan8 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Maryland in anne arundel county. And its not "runners" its fat people they berate
[–]ElLocoS 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Florianópolis - Brasil
It is a really nice place. I can't say I get girls that wanna fuck me (I don't try, girlfriend for 6 years) or that they are esay, but I mostly get encouragement.
United states here near Maryland state capital. Support seems to be the last thought on the mind of your fellow man here.
[–]Citizen_Sn1ps 4 points5 points6 points 1 month ago
I don't know what you're talking about, that's Kirk Lazarus.
[–]aleerandalee 4 points5 points6 points 1 month ago
But non-enlanced Hance hasn't ever won anything...
I don't even know if this is relevant: http://i.imgur.com/qXpkq.gif
[–]SonOfObed89[S] 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
You would do well to watch this little gem I found on YouTube last week!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGojEyYBmwc
Great song and I'll start doing the T-1000
Seriously, I have watched it about 30 times and I can't get over how perfect the music is for the clip!
[–]gary0ak 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
Somebody threw an egg at me once. :(
[–]BallsackTBaghard -31 points-30 points-29 points 1 month ago*
throwing shit on us while we are running,
Yeah right
so people throw shit on you while you're running? wtf, I don't think so
[–]Strawcrazyman 36 points37 points38 points 1 month ago
Honestly, I think the same thing towards myself. The prospect of dying at forty is unpleasant. Thanks for the support.
[–]theraineydaze 10 points11 points12 points 1 month ago
I think OP meant this how Robert Downey Jr said it in the movie. He wants the chubby person to succeed or "survive" and to continue running until they become healthier.
[–]SirSupay 39 points40 points41 points 1 month ago*
Is that black African American Robert Downey Jr?
EDIT:rude request from TheAlmightyAtheismo
[–]callsign_helo 12 points13 points14 points 1 month ago
That mouth/nose twitch at the end.
[–]Trayf 10 points11 points12 points 1 month ago
Tropic Thunder (2008)
[–]mexicanStaringFrog 7 points8 points9 points 1 month ago
He's the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!
[–]TheAlmightyAtheismo -16 points-15 points-14 points 1 month ago
What the fuck did you just call him you little bitch? That's Afro American to you!
[–]SirSupay 5 points6 points7 points 1 month ago
Didn't mean to offend, just saying he looks like the guy.
[–]larkable 51 points52 points53 points 1 month ago
What the fuck did you just say about Robert Downey, Jr., you little bitch? I'll have you know, he graduated top of his class in his Electrical Engineering class, and he's been involved in numerous secret raids against many enemies, and he has over 300 confirmed kills. He is trained in robotic warfare and he's the top Iron Man in the entire United States. You are nothing to him but just another peasant. He will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which have never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about him over the internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak, I am contacting Tony Stark's secret network of Iron Man suits across the entire USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, peasant. The storm that wipes the pathetic thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. He can be anywhere, anytime, and he can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with his Iron Man suit. Not only is he extensively trained in robotic combat, but he has access to the entire arsenal of Stark Industries and he will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now your paying the price, you goddamn idiot. Robert Downey, Jr. will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
[–]mdax8414 5 points6 points7 points 1 month ago
bravo
[–]ShallowBasketcase 6 points7 points8 points 1 month ago
never gets old
[–]dbeezy313 15 points16 points17 points 1 month ago
yes it does
[–]immafiremylaser 10 points11 points12 points 1 month ago
yeah but not this time
[–]dr_dickhead 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Once it gets old go outside.
[–]lieutenant_cthulhu -3 points-2 points-1 points 1 month ago
Seriously Brock stop being such a crystal weed casual bitch, learn the ways of Peter Pan.
[–]TheAlmightyAtheismo 6 points7 points8 points 1 month ago
No, I'm just kidding bro, chillax :)
PS Stop being a nigger on the internet <3
[–]BallsackTBaghard 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
or negroid murcan
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[–]sspavvess 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Well, they willingly commented on this site, so i think he wanted people to see what he wrote. If he didn't, then he wouldn't have commented, or created an account for that matter.
[–]EatThyStool 37 points38 points39 points 1 month ago
Hi.
[–]eric0rr 34 points35 points36 points 1 month ago
Well hello there! How was your day?
[–]mdax8414 3 points4 points5 points 1 month ago
it was OK. I went to work, then you know, went home. Got a shower then went to the bar, drank some beer, and now I'm home, on reddit. how was yours?
[–]Random_European_Male 16 points17 points18 points 1 month ago
I just woke up!
[–]ihaveno_originality 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
I'm about to go to sleep.
[–]Mr-You 16 points17 points18 points 1 month ago
HE DIDN'T ASK YOU!
[–]vfxDan 3 points4 points5 points 1 month ago
I DIDN'T MAKE HIM FOR YOU!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pdWAcK6Eh8
[–]bigp3rm -2 points-1 points0 points 1 month ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=U4G2Ehg0HlE#t=61s
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago
Hola
[–]muralbat 4 points5 points6 points 1 month ago
Thats what us chubby people are thinking too.
[–]Timae09 11 points12 points13 points 1 month ago
"Don't count him out! That bastard's got luck tattooed to his ass!"
[–]TheDecline 5 points6 points7 points 1 month ago
"Cover me you limp dick fuckups!!!!"
[–]T_Funky 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
"Man, I don't drop character 'till I done the DVD commentary."
"I'm just like a little boy, playin' with his dick when he's nervous."
Robert Downey Jr. actually did do the DVD commentary in the Osiris character and it is so hysterical, if you get the chance to watch the movie with the commentary DO IT!!
[–]Timae09 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Dude awesome.
I need to buy this movie.
[–]TheDovahkiinsDad 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago
Almost spit my coffee out at work. Thanks for the good laugh.
[–]Pedny 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago
Whenever I am the chubby person out for a run...
[–]jesslyn22 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
I read "Survive" in Craig's voice.
[–]bman_33 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
Hey! What do you mean "you people"?!
[–]KhaleesiStormborn 9 points10 points11 points 1 month ago
I don't get it.
[–]eternalkerri 38 points39 points40 points 1 month ago
Two possible answers, one good, one bad.
"hey, overweight out of shape person! Good on you! You extend your lifespan through good health
"hey lard ass don't stroke out!"
in all likelihood it's option number two.
[–]HPLoveshack 8 points9 points10 points 1 month ago
I interpreted it more as "persevere until it stops being so painful" because when you're out of shape and overweight running for even a short amount of time is arduous. Getting on your running gear and doing a whole session for the kind of time it takes to get better at it is downright torture.
Source: A guy who still hates cardio, but used to be a lot worse at it.
[–]cuddlyogre 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
Probably a bit of both. He's rooting them on but hoping it doesn't kill them in the process.
[–]trialsin -64 points-63 points-62 points 1 month ago
As a cyclist, when I see fat bastards on the trial its always option 2 then number 1 comes to play. Then I go into comp mode and see if I can do the entire loop before they get to the top.
[–][deleted] 14 points15 points16 points 1 month ago
dude. you seem like a regular guy. Fuck! thats a dark prospect for humanity.
[–]twistedeye 6 points7 points8 points 1 month ago
Lol as a big guy who likes to go bike riding, I've always suspected that mix of feelings from in shape riders.
I like to try and make them nervous by pacing them for a while. You can practically see the self doubt and concern emanating from them when they realize they haven't shook off fatty yet.
Of course, they always feel 10x better 30 seconds later when they see I've fallen off my bike and am gasping for air while reaching in to my bag for a rotisserie chicken to snack on. So I like to think I'm helping them to.
[–]trialsin 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago*
I've had my ass handed to me from some bigger sized riders that you wouldn't expect, and its pretty awesome. The last shop I was sponsered by, the owner was a heavy set man, and would take me on the ups and downs every frekking time. (http://i.imgur.com/1MKADl.jpg him on the right, me in the left) I still to this day cant beat him unless his knee gives out.
My original comment wasnt ment to put people down at all, I actually love to see people out and about bettering themselves, I will go into comp mode with just about anything- traffic, unleashed dogs, children on BMX bikes, its all about getting out and loving life, plus getting healthy is awesome.
[–]twistedeye 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
At least for myself, no offense was taken. I took your comment, like my own, as tongue in cheek. You didn't receive a downvote from me. :)
I think competition is healthy and can be a great motivator. Good luck in your future races!
[–]spastacus -11 points-10 points-9 points 1 month ago
Thank you! Every time I see shit like this it makes me feel better about cutting off bicyclists out on the road. Sometimes its just a check swerve at them if there is no intersection to play with but I really enjoy waving a cyclist on to get out into the intersection with those long slow initial turns of the cranks then I gun it straight at them while laying on the horn. LOL the girls always stay upright but damn if the guys don't always fucking ass over right into the road.
[–]hemmelight 3 points4 points5 points 1 month ago
So you're an asshole, then? Good to know.
[–]brachburton -11 points-10 points-9 points 1 month ago*
Hey guys, he doesn't get it. Let's downvote him, that should help!
Ninja edit: I'd help, but I don't get it either
Edit: thought my sarcasm was completely obvious
[–]rstocker87 5 points6 points7 points 1 month ago
Spectaucular movie, i came my pants during it due to its hilarity
[–]funnels 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
I know that feel, bro. People improving themselves is my bread and butter.
[–]Add4164 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
actually if anyone has seen the movie.... SURFAH
[–]afganistanimation 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
I always think "good for you, good for you.." The same applies to when I see senior citizens jogging.
[–]Freekingepic 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Holy shit wtf happened down there
[–]DaCrazyIrishMan -11 points-10 points-9 points 1 month ago
You have implanted this gif into my head now. So next time I see a chubby person running. I am guaranteed an instant outroar of laughter. and for this I thank you.
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[–]Clayburn -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago
lol....because he's fat he may not live through the run!
[–]DieWukie 9 points10 points11 points 1 month ago
Here you go, fap some more.
[–]sax87ton -18 points-17 points-16 points 1 month ago
Last year My family and I took a trip to DC. While we're walking back to the subway from the zoo I happened to see a cyclist. The guy is on a fancy bike, has a aerodynamic helmet with big goggles, and he's wearing full, tight fitting, spandex outfit with a billion colors. He looks like he'd fit in perfectly in the tour de france or something, with one exception: dude weighs like 300 lbs. I look to my sister, and she has seen the man too. Her mouth drops open like she's about to say something, but she takes a moment to pause and find the words. I can already tell what she is going to say, because I'm thinking it too. No mater the wording she's going to say that that man looks ridiculous on that bike. In the instant it takes her to find her word, I've already chosen mine. I lean to her and say, "You have to start somewhere." She almost keeled over with laughter.
Edit: spelling
[–]backwardsman89 4 points5 points6 points 1 month ago
Not really that funny
all it takes is a username and password
create account
is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
already have an account and just want to login?
login
π Rendered by PID 8933 on app-201 at 2013-01-25 09:17:54.987136+00:00 running e828298.
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