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[–]McBurger 173 points174 points ago

That's a plan so cunning you could stick a tail on it and call it a weasel.

[–]Ftumsh 60 points61 points ago

And in Genoa, 'tis now the fashion to pin a live frog to the shoulder-braid, stand on a bucket, and go 'bibble' at passers-by.

[–]Osiris32 17 points18 points ago

An eternity in the company of Beelzebub, and all his hellish instruments of death, will be a picnic compared to five minutes with me, and this pencil.

[–]notquiteotaku 27 points28 points ago

Is it as cunning as a fox what used to be Professor of Cunning at Oxford University but has moved on, and is now working for the UN at the High Commission of International Cunning Planning?

[–]RevWaldo 11 points12 points ago

You wouldn't see a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on top of a harpsichord, singing "Subtle plans are here again!"

[–]FlatlanderMachine 6 points7 points ago

Never gets old

[–]RoyGreatorex 3 points4 points ago

And now I feel like watching Blackadder.

[–]Retro_eMonky 29 points30 points ago

I'm from Nepal, that is all.

[–]Mr_Flippers 26 points27 points ago

Are you a goat?

[–]saroj7878 5 points6 points ago

No he is the Kamasutra-Goat

[–]Razultull -1 points0 points ago

surely you jest, you are suggesting Nepal was able to come up with the Kama Sutra, when they aren't. Of course, India did.

[–]keithybabes 2 points3 points ago

Nonsense. Lots of people come up with the Kama Sutra. I've done it many a time.

[–]Retro_eMonky 0 points1 point ago

Sure you came up with the sex book, but Nepal made Buddha.

[–]Razultull 0 points1 point ago

bro? are you crazy? nepal hasn't done anything in the history of this earth. Buddha was indian as well son.

[–]Retro_eMonky 0 points1 point ago

Well not technically as neither India nor Nepal existed at the point of his birth but, the specific place he was born in is in present day Nepal. Also known as Lumbini, Nepal.

[–]BOS_to_HNL 5 points6 points ago

He is an eMonky.

[–]emperorstea 7 points8 points ago

yes, he is a boka

[–]Psypriest 3 points4 points ago

That explains the stench.

[–]chattereddit 1 point2 points ago

from what I have gathered from my short stay here, redditors for the large part are bokas

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[–]Retro_eMonky 0 points1 point ago

What's offensive about your post?

[–]thetreeoutmywindow 1 point2 points ago

Me too.

[–]The_Stunkinator 23 points24 points ago

Rowan Atkinson. Never fails to disappoint.

[–]mypantsareonmyhead 16 points17 points ago

Most brilliant comedian of our time? Blackadder was solid comedy gold every episode. People still quote that stuff today and it's still funny as all fuck.

[–]Got_Wilk 22 points23 points ago

Hmm the first series was shit compared to 2,3 and 4.

[–]Osiris32 18 points19 points ago

Ehh, I would argue that they were just trying to find their footing. Plus it had Brian Blessed, which immediately made it awesome.

CHISWICK!! FRESH HORSE!!!

[–]Icovada 2 points3 points ago

When I saw Brian Blessed on QI I turned the volume up... then his voice blew my speakers

[–]phrexi 1 point2 points ago

Man, Brian Blessed is the shit. I hated the first series when I started and I completely stopped watching it, but then I picked up on the 4th series and I couldn't stop. But now when I rewatch the first series, its pretty good! And a smart Buldrick is so unusual! It doesn't matter. Blackadder = Greatest comedy show in our history. And it has the greatest ending as well. Never cried so hard.

[–]rowlkitty 4 points5 points ago

It is but the more I see it, the more it has its moments.

[–]notquiteotaku 0 points1 point ago

It fits perfectly if you go with the idea that the Blackadder family gradually gets more intelligent over time, building off the mistakes of the previous generations until they finally come out on top as seen in Blackadder Back and Forth

[–]Osiris32 3 points4 points ago

His stand-up stuff was pretty good, too. Especially the "Welcome to Hell" sketch.

[–]mypantsareonmyhead 3 points4 points ago

Or playing that invisible drum kit.

Absolutely genius physical comedy.

[–]reverendfrag4 6 points7 points ago

Blackadder was solid comedy gold every episode.

...except the first season.

[–]Diels_Alder 2 points3 points ago

Rowan Atkinson never fails to disappoint.

[–]ChasingShad0ws 17 points18 points ago

Yay! Nepal! We rarely get to see our country's name in Reddit, let me enjoy it.

[–]PLATOS_LEFT_TESTICLE 12 points13 points ago

reminds me of.... Prince George : Then I shall flee. How's your French Blackadder? Blackadder : Parfait monsieur. But I fear France will be not far enough. Prince George : Well how's your Mongolian. Blackadder : Chang hatang motzo motzo. But I fear Wellington is a close personal friend of the chief Mongol. They were at Eton together.

[–]phrexi 0 points1 point ago

"This is bloody coffee, I ordered tea! TTTEEEAAAAA!"

[–]PLATOS_LEFT_TESTICLE 0 points1 point ago

"yes, your highness your highness"

[–]phrexi 1 point2 points ago

"If only they had a brain cell between them."

[–]beachboy1b 14 points15 points ago

"Once upon a time, there was a lovely little sausage named Baldrick, and it lived happily ever after." That is, without a doubt, my favorite line from that show.

[–]Osiris32 6 points7 points ago

Sausage? SAUSAGE?!

[–]rhamphorhynchus 2 points3 points ago

Blast your eyes!

[–]Osiris32 4 points5 points ago

Ooooo, like the obscure flying dinosaur user name.

[–]SiON42X 5 points6 points ago

Magnificent octopus.

[–]Bobius 1 point2 points ago

Boom boom boom boom

Boom boom boom boom

Boom boom boom boom

Boom boom boom.

[–]martyrdod 20 points21 points ago

Sounds like a cunning plan!

[–]TrolleyPower 3 points4 points ago

As cunning as a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University?

[–]Fonjask 34 points35 points ago

Well, technically Reddit is not capitalized: reddit. Enjoy Nepal!
About page

[–]Deltaway 10 points11 points ago

He She may have been following the Wikipedia style guide.

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[–]Ozzertron 7 points8 points ago

Don't bother checking guys, she hasn't made any /r/gonewild submissions.

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[–]fridge_logic 42 points43 points ago

Nice save.

[–]trolloc1 5 points6 points ago

damnit. I had high hopes for a second there.

[–]PLATOS_LEFT_TESTICLE 4 points5 points ago

aw man

[–]ThrillinglyHeroic[!] 2 points3 points ago

That's not what slut means.

[–]TooSentimental 7 points8 points ago

I refuse to not capitalize "Reddit". It's a proper noun.

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[–]TooSentimental 4 points5 points ago

I don't follow. Are you sure you're replying to the right person? I'm saying I think your titling is correct.

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[–]TooSentimental 2 points3 points ago

Get some sleep!

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[–]TooSentimental 1 point2 points ago

They are jerks. Don't appease their egos.

[–]Fonjask 0 points1 point ago

YouTube a website consisting of one word with two capitals as well. Do you write YouTube as Youtube as well? Or is that youtube?

[–]TooSentimental 1 point2 points ago

I would at least capitalize the "y". I didn't know the "t" is also capitalized, but I probably wouldn't, since capitalizing letters within a word isn't something I'm very practiced at. So I would just write Youtube, even though Chrome's spell-check is bitching at me about it.

[–]joseph10000 10 points11 points ago

I'd rather have my tongue beaten wafer thin with a steak tenderizer and stapled to the floor with a croquet hoop

than misspell a reddit comment.

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[–]SiON42X 9 points10 points ago

Funny name for a guy isn't it? Last person I called darling was pregnant twenty seconds later.

[–]danlhead 7 points8 points ago

Woof!

[–]Osiris32 4 points5 points ago

Don't be ridiculous, Darling.

[–]dgray 3 points4 points ago

I want to make you happy, darling. I want to build a nest for your ten tiny toes. I want to cover every inch of your gorgeous body in pepper, and then sneeze all over you. (-That's General Melchett, not me!)

[–]AznTroopr 12 points13 points ago

I literally just watched this episode today! The Dictionary parody episode is hilarious!

[–]bythebeardofchabal 22 points23 points ago

I hope you will not object if I also offer the doctor my most enthusiastic contrafibularities.

[–]mylicenseisexpired 17 points18 points ago

I'm anaspeptic, phrasmotic, even compunctious to have caused you such pericombobulation.

[–]bythebeardofchabal 7 points8 points ago

SAUSAGE?!!

[–]mypantsareonmyhead 6 points7 points ago

Bob.

[–]Osiris32 6 points7 points ago

Wooble.

[–]Eyelickah 2 points3 points ago

I shall return... Interfrastically.

[–]jeggles 6 points7 points ago

I am anaspeptic, frasmotic, even compunctuous to have caused you such perricombobulation.

[–]tovarish22 3 points4 points ago

You mean the papery thing tied up with string?

[–]Osiris32 2 points3 points ago

Hang on. If we go on this way you're going to turn into an Alsatian again.

[–]tovarish22 2 points3 points ago

AARDVARK! IT'S A BLOODY AARDVARK!

[–]nepalesemountaingoat 7 points8 points ago

Its my time to shine!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

I was a goat when I lived in Nepal! Good times.

[–]WendyLRogers3 3 points4 points ago

There has been a bunch of quiet lobbying going on that BBC should produce a sequel to the Blackadder series, entitled "Blackadder Comes to America".

The synopsis is that one of the Blackadder family is brought to the American colonies as an indentured servant, with Baldrick as his indentured servant, and with the revolution, they become fixtures in the White House staff, for president after president.

Some of the suggested ideas include George Washington belonging to every single secret society; Thomas Jefferson with a different, giggling young black girl under each arm every time he enters the scene, who whisper lewd suggestions to him.

Various Blackadder descendents work for Andrew Jackson, Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Nixon, etc.

[–]Osiris32 5 points6 points ago

No. No no no no. As an American, I can tell you that it would ruin the series. I like it just the way it is, thank you. The Millenium episode was beginning to push it a bit, however I loved the part where he met William Shakespeare and kicked him for writing Hamlet.

[–]alysinclair 1 point2 points ago

I present a motion to the floor that any sentence containing "Baldrick" gets an upvote.

[–]phrexi 0 points1 point ago

As much as I would love Blackadder to come back, I really don't want it to. No one can do it as well as the original actors and the original actors are too old now. Plus it had the greatest ending.

Edit: spelling

[–]HarmoniousHeadshot 2 points3 points ago

I kept waiting for him to sneeze.

[–]t39charles 3 points4 points ago

I am from Nepal! Just curious: where did you get the idea of putting 'Nepal' in there? P.S. and BTW, we love eating goat meat.(my family's dinner today) so no, goat in Nepal is not a good choice.

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[–]t39charles 1 point2 points ago

I'm sorry but which episode of what show?

[–]danlhead 2 points3 points ago

Show: Blackadder
Season: 3
Episode: Ink and Incapability
Here are some quotes

[–]crazysoundsgood 4 points5 points ago

upvote for black adder

[–]kitty_rawr 2 points3 points ago

Is that Mr. Bean? Or am I crazy?

[–]Aedamus 1 point2 points ago

Rowan Atkinson freakin love him.

[–]Warlord_Achilles 4 points5 points ago

People eat goats in Nepal.

[–]Eeshnarf 19 points20 points ago

People eat goats in most places where goats live.

[–]truth7 1 point2 points ago

I ate goat while I was in Nepal this past summer. I got SO sick. :(

[–]Warlord_Achilles 0 points1 point ago

Did you eat in a cheap restaurant?

[–]truth7 0 points1 point ago

No. My host family made it for me.

[–]MarkPlaysHalo 2 points3 points ago

That show was awesome!

[–]a_guy_in_shades 2 points3 points ago

I did that on my first post and never lived it down

[–]TooSentimental 1 point2 points ago

You on your period, son! Is that why this post doesn't have one?!

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[–]TooSentimental 1 point2 points ago

It wasn't for you! When did you forget a period?!

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[–]keithybabes 1 point2 points ago

flak

[–]doublehelix244 2 points3 points ago

Nepal?? why Nepal of all places?? goats are eaten with great relish there..

[–]Osiris32 3 points4 points ago

You need to watch the show, my friend. If anything, just to get a really good chuckle out of it.

[–]doublehelix244 1 point2 points ago

probably won't get around to watch it..so maybe you could kill the suspense tell me why??

[–]phrexi 0 points1 point ago

Watch it. Its the funniest.

[–]Jimmy__Rustle 1 point2 points ago

Ironically, if you make a logical fallacy on this website, it usually goes uncorrected (as long as your conclusion agrees with everyone else).

[–]gologologolo 2 points3 points ago

I'd leave to Nepal on any tiny whim! Ahhh the trees. IYKWIM

[–]FreakinfreakInfreaki 2 points3 points ago

Unless you are Snoop Lion.

[–]BanananaBatman 2 points3 points ago

You may find Knettel37 there

[–]daeedorian 2 points3 points ago

My personal favorite Blackadder quote would have to be:

Baldrick, does it have to be this way? Our valued friendship ending with me cutting you up into strips and telling the prince that you walked over a very sharp cattle grid in an extremely heavy hat?

[–]AluminiumSandworm 5 points6 points ago

What's this from?

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[–]Climb_Like_Timelords 15 points16 points ago

My favorite show!

[–]Pete_on_Reddit 16 points17 points ago

One of the best shows ever.

[–]Climb_Like_Timelords 8 points9 points ago

Especially Baldrick

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[–]Climb_Like_Timelords 5 points6 points ago

Even his thingy shaped one?

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[–]Osiris32 2 points3 points ago

Baldrick, do you have any ambitions in the world, apart from the acquisition of turnips?

[–]Climb_Like_Timelords 2 points3 points ago

No...

[–]FistingAmy 8 points9 points ago

That and Red Dwarf. I love BBC TV.

[–]MustacheBus 2 points3 points ago

There's something wrong with the gear box.

[–]Osiris32 2 points3 points ago

I want to have a family. And I want to have lots of practice in the things you do in order to have a family.

[–]Pete_on_Reddit 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, I loved Red Dwarf as well.

[–]MustacheBus 5 points6 points ago

Black Adder is my favorite show for Hugh Laurie and Rowan Atkinson.

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[–]Admiral_Cuntfart 10 points11 points ago

Stephen. You should start learning to speak goat I guess.

[–]SiON42X 1 point2 points ago

Or sheep.

BAAAAAAAAA

[–]SiON42X 3 points4 points ago

Bladder.

[–]Osiris32 2 points3 points ago

Cat Pain Slack Bladder

[–]SiON42X 3 points4 points ago

Rings a bell, but...

[–]hiiamabat 2 points3 points ago

He actually doesn't look half bad in this shot. Does he force the derp face?

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[–]Trevallion 7 points8 points ago

My favorite thing about Black Adder was how his character in the last season seemed like the kind of guy who would absolutely despise Mr. Bean.

[–]thisidiotsays 9 points10 points ago

My personal theory is that Mr. Bean is the incredibly disappointing descendant of a Blackadder bastard. It makes Mr. Bean funnier and more depressing.

[–]SiON42X 4 points5 points ago

He did fall further with each season. He probably would be a bumbling moron by now. Without the codpiece collection this time.

[–]thisidiotsays 0 points1 point ago

He fell in status each season, but he was actually stupidest in first season when Baldrick was clever- it's really Baldrick who falls, not in status but in brains each season. In Mr Bean, he is a Teddy.

[–]phrexi 0 points1 point ago

This is how Blackadder goes. Prince and King. Lord. Mr. Captain. King. That's all series plus the movie.

[–]Osiris32 3 points4 points ago

That makes a startlingly large amount of sense.

[–]thisidiotsays 0 points1 point ago

Why thank you. :)

[–]Marchie 1 point2 points ago

I laughed/giggled outloud. I read it in an old English accent though.

[–]notgravy 1 point2 points ago

gaot*

[–]hitorikirino 1 point2 points ago

For other examples of this exact image/meme:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mblxaiBvxI1qkbedlo1_500.png

[–]Exodias 1 point2 points ago

I literally saw this episode yesterday.

[–]jjmac123 1 point2 points ago

Sausage time!!!

[–]toysjoe 1 point2 points ago

Actually reddit is sort of split 30/70. Thirty for grammar Nazis and seventy for if you correct a person's grammar they'll call you a faggot and downvote you. As a grammar Nazi I get way more hate than not. So you don't really need to worry.

[–]SiON42X 1 point2 points ago

It's amusing and depressing that I knew the quote immediately from the picture. I think I've watched a bit too much Blackadder.

[–]rhinorocan 1 point2 points ago

Man I can relate.

[–]this_is_suburbia 1 point2 points ago

I get downvoted when I correct people's spelling

[–]Bla34112 1 point2 points ago

As a non-native English speaker, the fact that this is used as an excuse to dismiss your opinion is annoying as fuck.

That said, this is the reason why my English is as good as it is.

[–]kakabase 1 point2 points ago

Wyh do so mnay poelpe crae so muhc aobut slleping wehn all yuo nede is to udntenrsad teh mngeain?

[–]CommunistPenguin 1 point2 points ago

Good plan.

[–]notbadatall 1 point2 points ago

Live as a coat* ftfy

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[–]darkswifter 1 point2 points ago

after making a spelling error on reddit YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD MOTHERFUCKER

[–]duchovny 1 point2 points ago

Ok?

[–]revel5150 1 point2 points ago

.... but think of all the people who now feel so much better about themselves.

[–]commodore-69 -1 points0 points ago

Is that Mr motherfucking Bean?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Nothing wrong with being a goat you ass

[–]chattereddit 1 point2 points ago

What is wrong with being an ass you goat?

[–]RzK -2 points-1 points ago

your wrong, I was in a sitooation were I maid a spelling mis-take; and i didnt ever car.

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