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My friend's tweets around Christmas (imgur.com)

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[–]soundb0y 7 points8 points ago

you mean ricky gervais' joke

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[–]Zetch88 0 points1 point ago

What sarcasm?

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[–]Zetch88 3 points4 points ago

You really should look up the definition of sarcasm.

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[–]Ajinho 0 points1 point ago

I didn't sense any depressing factors in neither your title, nor the tweet.

[–]Mericanumber1111 2 points3 points ago

Saying 'naughty list' seems creepy as an adult.

[–]pokie6 0 points1 point ago

It depends on context.

[–]Mericanumber1111 0 points1 point ago

Use it in any sentence and it will sound like an innuendo

[–]pokie6 1 point2 points ago

That's my point - in the right context, that's not creepy, like, you know, in bed.

[–]Mericanumber1111 0 points1 point ago

I'm putting you on my naughty list if you don't mind, in bed

[–]oopgook 5 points6 points ago

And how many times has something like this been posted on here?

[–]orp0piru 0 points1 point ago

And how many times has something like this been posted on here?

[–]bjparkinson37 0 points1 point ago

Santa and Jesus aren't real? Well that was a huge waste of time.

[–]Immortalite 0 points1 point ago

http://imgur.com/gallery/seh6p

This is more like my response.

[–]ponimaju 0 points1 point ago

there's gotta be a glitch in the votes on this one

[–]pedrogpimenta -2 points-1 points ago

I can see someone has an iPhone 5

[–]owlsrule143 1 point2 points ago

It says iPod in the corner, dumbass. It's a 5th gen iPod. Therefore, we can infer this is a 12-15 year old kid (anywhere in that range) most likely.

[–]PSNDonutDude 1 point2 points ago

Well that's an insult. Everyone in my family has an iPod regardless of age? My mother uses her iPod touch while on the train...

[–]owlsrule143 0 points1 point ago

Fair enough. I had an iPod touch from 13-15 years old, I was admittedly over generalizing. Mostly I was just shitting on whoever thought it was an iPhone 5 and felt it necessary to point that out.

[–]PSNDonutDude 1 point2 points ago

Alright no problem! That is valid, I just figured you were doing generic douchebaggery for no reason. As is the trend on reddit.

[–]pedrogpimenta -1 points0 points ago

Why the fuck are you calling me a dumbass?

I was just stating that because of the resolution. God damnit.

[–]owlsrule143 0 points1 point ago

  1. Why do you give a shit? I have an iPhone 5, millions have one too. 2. If you looked at the picture you would've seen it was an iPod, and then you could've inferred by the resolution that it was a 5th gen. I called you a dumbass because I'm hiding behind a computer screen.

[–]Lucifers_Friend -2 points-1 points ago

Christ, you cats are making me reconsider my stance on religion!

Fine, I'm not an atheist anymore. Fuck this shit! Gonna check out one of those Asian religions. Live in temples, shave my head, and shit.

Edit: No, I'm not gonna shave my shit, if anyone wants to be a smartass!

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[–]PSNDonutDude 1 point2 points ago

You know if you don't like something you can alway down vote instead of being an asshole? A thought?

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