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Burnie some one needs help! (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Drunk_Burnie 48 points49 points ago

Oh my goodness horses are scary, I hope that one super hero shows up to save everybody... sneaks out of the room

[–]Motagadaspreadsheet guy 17 points18 points ago

Probably went to go hide some keys.

[–]Fat_Ginger_Burnie 9 points10 points ago

Fear not, I'm here to dance with it.

[–]Michael_RQ_Jones 15 points16 points ago

Back off, Bro

[–]Sciencekitten[S] 1 point2 points ago

where is drunk burnie when you need him

[–]DavousRex 2 points3 points ago

He's just over here....wait, where'd he go?

[–]rvb123 2 points3 points ago

He probably found the cell phone and/or car keys.

[–]Drunk_Burnie 1 point2 points ago

Hey don't tell me what to do

[–]rvb123 1 point2 points ago

Go to bed drunk burnie!

[–]awesumjon 5 points6 points ago

I'm surprised. Do people not know that horses will bite(off) your digits? It was the first thing I was ever told about horses when up close. And also to run from a swinging tail.

[–]AC9Stang 6 points7 points ago

"That horse must lift a lot" -Ray

[–]Xomz 9 points10 points ago

Am i the only person who thought this was not funny at all? Not only do we see this all of the time on reddit, but in the lets play that he said it, he repeated it constantly. It may have been funny the first or second time he said it, but he just way overused it. Im surprised this subreddit loves that so much

[–]BamboolessPanda 10 points11 points ago

If ray says something, chances are it will be said over and over again until it's beaten into the ground. I love Ray's jokes, but this subbreddit takes it to a another level.

[–]pgc95 1 point2 points ago

We beat it to death just like Horse Puncher beats dead horses.

[–]ziggy8392 1 point2 points ago

Except he punched a LIVE horse that was biting his then-wife

[–]pgc95 1 point2 points ago

But that didn't work with the joke in my head haha

[–]Wait_What_Happened 4 points5 points ago

I think Ray does it with the intention of killing the joke. Say it so much no one WANTS to use it, it becomes irritating. He's like a Meme-degenerator.

[–]Xomz 2 points3 points ago

It hasnt worked very well

[–]RB94 1 point2 points ago

This guy obviously doesn't lift.

[–]mama_llama -1 points0 points ago

At first I agreed but then I thought it was hilarious by the end. I guess I'm biased because I love Ray.

[–]Downvotes_Everybody 0 points1 point ago

This is just what Ray does. I submit as examples:

  • The Bees, not the
  • Michael Jordan; I don't need this

It's probably not your kind of humour, which is fine

[–]Xomz 1 point2 points ago

Wat

[–]Downvotes_Everybody 1 point2 points ago

These are both things from Internet Box and Ray's Twitter account. "Not the bees!" is from Nic Cage in The Wicker Man, and an entire podcast episode was basically devoted to that phrase.

"I don't need this" is from a tweet by Michael Jordan. Somebody had found out his phone number and was texting him "Remember Space Jam?" Michael Jordan tweeted "I don't need this." in response to that. Ray brings it up all the time. It became so bad that one of the other podcast members started to get legitimately angry about it. As a response, Ray incensed his Twitter followers to spam that other podcast member with pictures of Michael Jordan.

[–]GeoffRT 5 points6 points ago

I make fun of Burnie with his superhero alter ego all the time.

[–]pUrPletomATO88 0 points1 point ago

Burnie Burn's horse puncher.

[–]pUrPletomATO88 1 point2 points ago

Burns

[–]warringah08 0 points1 point ago

I don't know who this Burnie Someone is, but apparently he he needs help.

[–]Raballo 3 points4 points ago

I'd bite someone too for wearing bike shorts that color with a top like that.

[–]parkertonsloanworth 1 point2 points ago

Horse punching Burnie to the rescue!!

[–]02viper 1 point2 points ago

Horse Puncher to the rescue

[–]ametc1 1 point2 points ago

Horse puncher! He just micro-cribbed that guys arm!

[–]IM4N14C 1 point2 points ago

As someone who owns two horses and a donkey. I have to agree with Joe Rogan on this one. Go Team People!

[–]The_Horse_Puncher 1 point2 points ago

I HAVE ARRIVED!!! THIS BEAST WILL FALL!!!!

[–]ThePenguinBro -1 points0 points ago

Nice outfit, Burnie...

[–]DERPYBLOCKS 0 points1 point ago

Ba na na na na na na ba na na na na na na na na na BERNIE... BURNIE!