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[–]magicbullets 1603 points1604 points ago

That's amazing, I'm going to have to use it for my desktop background.

[–]TheNaughtyMonkey 212 points213 points ago

I see exactly that when I look out my Windows.

You're gurlfrend sur is talentful.

[–]SpermWhale 90 points91 points ago

His girlfriend is a Professional, but also great at Home.

[–]Absol-utley 42 points43 points ago

You could even say that she's premium

[–]olds808esm 9 points10 points ago

I don't have that view from my house, but I do from my vacation house in Vista, CA.

[–]kobooold 10 points11 points ago

THAT BACKGROUND MAKES SENSE NOW

[–]Emjay221 16 points17 points ago

When I saw the title, I thought... this always goes badly and it's some pic from a magazine or something. This one is actually fun.

[–]Rememberwhenuwrote 78 points79 points ago

She really uses her palette to bring contrast between the sky and hills... but it's what the artist chooses not to reveal is what is at the root of the message in this art....

Your girlfriend is kind of a whore.

[–]Guszy 22 points23 points ago

Did you just call my girlfriend a cow?

[–]DrTacoMD 16 points17 points ago

No I think he called her a slut!

[–]Reyuko 14 points15 points ago

Rookie, did you just call my girlfriend a slut?

[–]Guszy 5 points6 points ago

This guy gets my existence.

[–]sithjustgotreal 13 points14 points ago

No, he called her a whore.

[–]Guszy 18 points19 points ago

Joke

Your head

[–]TrollingKevi 1 point2 points ago

Whoosh*

[–]RavioliG 416 points417 points ago

That's amazing, I'm going to have to use it for my laptop background.

[–]typo1212 442 points443 points ago

That's amazing, background background background.

[–][deleted] 334 points335 points ago

Background background, background background fuck you

[–]Akhalyndra 542 points543 points ago

Backgroundbackgroundbackgroundbackgroundbackgroundbackgroundbackgroundbackgroundbackgroundbackgroundbackgroundbackgroundbackgroundgroundbackfrontback

[–]photogdog 76 points77 points ago

Lisa needs braces.

[–]Seismica 51 points52 points ago

Dental plan!

[–]emcee_p_pants 16 points17 points ago

Hello Joe

[–]Rugl 10 points11 points ago

Razergore drops them I think

[–]Armless_Dan 10 points11 points ago

Dental plan!

[–]authENTicated_ 2 points3 points ago

Hello Joe!

[–]B1ade_Catcher 145 points146 points ago

upvote for effort

[–]Akhalyndra 385 points386 points ago

up vote up vote up vote up vote up vote up vote up vote up vote up vote up vote down vote up vote what am I doing with my life.

[–]blue_oxen 88 points89 points ago

What are you doing with your life?

[–]chud555 133 points134 points ago

God's work.

[–]Iconate 75 points76 points ago

waits patiently for atheist to appear

[–]kledaras 24 points25 points ago

Christianity 1:0 Atheists

[–]morganinhd 11 points12 points ago

Does that say frontback?

[–]dogstarchampion 10 points11 points ago

Nickelback.

[–]pourspellur 6 points7 points ago

Blasphemy!

[–]khizoa 3 points4 points ago

groundback actually

[–]I_missed_that_pun 2 points3 points ago

And then frontback, actually.

[–]thatssorelevant 2 points3 points ago

backboobs.

[–]EnAndrw 17 points18 points ago

[–]thehazardsofchad 2 points3 points ago

The dream is collapsing.

[–]ZoopZeZoop 10 points11 points ago

Malkovich?

[–]Anarchophobia -1 points0 points ago

That escalated quickly..

[–]Dx_Mx 2 points3 points ago

Yo dawg.

[–]GrabSomePineMeat 19 points20 points ago

Look at this amazing quote my girlfriend just came up with! "That's amazing, I'm going to have to use it for my laptop background."

[–]pauklzorz 146 points147 points ago

The blur is killing me.

[–]zawmbie5 500 points501 points ago

Don't worry bro I fixed it for you

[–]cwo 100 points101 points ago

Evil

[–]ChronaldReagan 52 points53 points ago

Enhance.

[–]Firsttenorman 29 points30 points ago

Enhance.

[–]Cazeltherunner 24 points25 points ago

Enhance

[–]claylake 22 points23 points ago

Enhance

[–]Firsttenorman 27 points28 points ago

JUST PRINT THE DAMN THING!

[–]Cazeltherunner 4 points5 points ago

ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR

[–]kevin24lg 2 points3 points ago

PC load letter.....what the fuck is that?

[–]Conflagrated 2 points3 points ago

I read this all in a Dalek's voice.

[–]MrConfucius 86 points87 points ago

MY EYES! ZE GLASSES DO NUSSING!

[–]pauklzorz 2 points3 points ago

MY EYES!!!

[–]bigmenace 11 points12 points ago

WOOO HOOO

[–]SebbenandSebben 13 points14 points ago

Does your blur hurt? cause it's killing me!

Wait that's now how it goes.

[–]aardvarkarmorer 17 points18 points ago

A lot of people are citing wikipedia and saying this photo is from Napa, but it's not. It's from the east end of Sonoma Valley, in Sonoma County.

I own the flight school at Sonoma Skypark, which is just west of the hills. Here's a photo someone took from my plane yesterday: http://i.imgur.com/MnFaW.jpg

The photo is taken facing West. You can barely see that fork in the road. If you look here on google maps, you'll see that's in Sonoma County: http://goo.gl/maps/l38Pw

[–]Electric_Ilya 20 points21 points ago

Where is this picture taken? I was told the XP photo was from horsebarn hill outside my dorm here at Uconn, have I been spreading misinformation?

[–]beancounter2885 53 points54 points ago

This is off Hwy 12 in Sonoma County, California. I used to commute past it. Here it is on google maps.

[–]GraggB 1 point2 points ago

I actually live right next to this hill, and I can assure you it never looks that pretty, its all covered with wine vineyards now. Pretty awesome that its in Petaluma/Santa Rosa though.

[–]kenny113 13 points14 points ago

[–]kepleronlyknows 10 points11 points ago

It's in Sonoma Valley, Napa County. Sonoma County, California

[–]jellytime 8 points9 points ago

Did your girlfriend take that?

[–]Fellow51 539 points540 points ago

Another redditor claiming he has a girlfriend, when it's just his computer the whole time.

[–]I_SHIT_KARMA 127 points128 points ago

I was gay but it became too mainstream so I started fucking computers.

[–]soujiro89 37 points38 points ago

[–]iRainMak3r 1 point2 points ago

I'm here for the gang bang

[–]danhauk 197 points198 points ago

Check out the photo my girlfriend took!

[–]naullo 58 points59 points ago

I bet it's a photo of the sky TAKEN FROM SWEDEN! Right???

[–]PerryTheBeast 8 points9 points ago

Sluta snacka skit.

[–]chadballs 15 points16 points ago

My upvote for your girlfriend's art is the closest I'll ever get to a girl, and boy does it make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

[–]thekirbylover 5 points6 points ago

Whoaaa! Her photo was the default wallpaper when I got my Mac! That's amazing...

[–]Indigoh 2 points3 points ago

[–]Mawntee 65 points66 points ago

Never actually noticed the mountains in the background until now.

[–]ohhamburgers 55 points56 points ago

Also, if you look at a high rez version there's also a bird flying just to the left of one of the small clouds on the right-middle.

[–]Mawntee 12 points13 points ago

Oh shit! What other random secrets am I missing?

[–]chrisorbz 40 points41 points ago

If you spend hours staring at old Windows backgrounds, there's very small amounts of karma hidden throughout them.

[–]gunnerheadboy 4 points5 points ago

Anyone else not see it?

[–]njayhuang 16 points17 points ago

[–]DarkGemini1979 15 points16 points ago

Wow, you're right. Countless years of working in IT, and I never noticed that.

[–]chipilona -2 points-1 points ago

Napa Valley, California!

[–]beancounter2885 14 points15 points ago

Sonoma Valley! Get it right.

[–]hiptarded 201 points202 points ago

mine too! http://i.imgur.com/A9ywf.jpg

not sure why she photoshopped those icons on there. seriously though, she's super talented.

[–]Killgraft[S] 157 points158 points ago

I smell a double date!

[–]suicidalkatt 7 points8 points ago

I love the shortcut on the desktop to the image on the desktop.

[–]the_omega99 71 points72 points ago

Dafuq... real player, quicktime, kodak easy share, HP solution center...

[–]hiptarded 134 points135 points ago

i'm from 2002. please excuse me i'm going to check my friendster account.

[–]SUE32 17 points18 points ago

Don't forget friendface.

[–]attilad 16 points17 points ago

I hear that new site MySpace is pretty cool.

[–]jamescaspiar 5 points6 points ago

Make sure to check Napster and see if your downloads are done....

[–]VeggaGFX 6 points7 points ago

Look at his username, he probably uses Windows 98 "ironically"

[–]Skvid 2 points3 points ago

The size of this desktop makes me remember crt monitors

[–]Thunder-ten-tronckh 7 points8 points ago

DAT RESOLUTION

[–]snoop_dolphin 384 points385 points ago

[–]sepiaknight 38 points39 points ago

Dude... You should make a movie about that!

[–]rangertitch 47 points48 points ago

My girlfriend already did!

[–]ottawapainters 30 points31 points ago

Already did your girlfriend!

[–]MelancholicFool 21 points22 points ago

Lumbergh?

[–]ottawapainters 2 points3 points ago

Yeaaaaaaah... I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Saturdayyyyyy

[–]snoop_dolphin 0 points1 point ago

I'll come on Saturday. ;)

[–]red321red321 90 points91 points ago

"PC load letter? What the fuck does that mean?"

[–]angrydeuce 86 points87 points ago

You know, I never actually knew what that was supposed to mean, but I looked it up.

PC, in this case, stands for print cartridge (the tray with the paper), so in essence, it's basically saying to reload the tray with letter sized paper and wasn't that uncommon of an error message.

Just thought I'd pass it along for anyone who was genuinely curious. I'll take my downvotes and WOOOOOSHes now.

[–]NervousMcStabby 39 points40 points ago

Nah bro, we all googled "pc load letter" at some point. After you learn what it means, it sorta makes sense, but it makes you wonder why it doesn't just say "reload paper," "no paper," or "give me paper you dumb motherfucker."

[–]chuggles 7 points8 points ago

why it doesn't just say "reload paper,"

Many of these printers had multiple sizes of paper you could load, and multiple mechanisms of feeding paper to it (the letter printer cartridge, the A4 printer cartridge, the front direct feed, the envelope feed, etc)

[–]extremevertigo 4 points5 points ago

haha just found my new wall paper.

[–]Iampossiblyatwork 8 points9 points ago

This was on TV last night!

[–]Rountree85 39 points40 points ago

Okay.

[–]affluentsummerdress 2 points3 points ago

You mean... cable TV? That's still around?

[–]lampshade69 19 points20 points ago

After seeing this, my girlfriend wrote a song about it/:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nQ2oiVqKHw

[–]Bennyboy1337 103 points104 points ago

I have a feeling this would do great at /r/circlejerk

[–]arekhemepob 75 points76 points ago

circlejerk merged with the rest of reddit a long time ago

[–]Skvid 23 points24 points ago

More like the other way around

[–]ArchangelleShitspoon 11 points12 points ago

reddit is a circlejerk. circlejerk is just honest about it.

[–]sepiaknight 25 points26 points ago

Circlejerking all over OP's girlfriend.

[–]buzzhavoc 17 points18 points ago

She doesn't mind, OP is a faggot.

[–]HellaYoloSwag 2 points3 points ago

OP and his absurd Faggotry

[–]Agnostalypse 16 points17 points ago

She didn't take that, my special needs cousin who's dying of cancer drew it with crayons while his cat was being euthanized!

[–]Follower234 136 points137 points ago

So your PC is your girlfriend.

[–]thebassoe 92 points93 points ago

I'd say that's the case for at least half of us on reddit.

[–]sepiaknight 38 points39 points ago

Hey! mine's named Karen. Be sensitive!!

[–]DoItForTheFrauen 34 points35 points ago

Get out of here, Plankton

[–]HomerTron 5 points6 points ago

Might I have a shot at inputting and outputting with Karen?

[–]witchcountry 12 points13 points ago

didn't think the usb port was big enough, but okay.

[–]holythunderz 11 points12 points ago

You gotta get an adapter bro.

[–]FourMy 8 points9 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]tux4 19 points20 points ago

Microsoft stole your girlfriend's masterpiece. Better call Saul!

[–]unlike_a_boss 7 points8 points ago

can someone describe the photo? my browser keeps crashing when i open the photo, bringing me back to my desktop. it's an endless loop.

[–]iSmokeTheXS 7 points8 points ago

This is the first time I looked at that picture long enough to notice the lavender plants in the bottom left.

[–]flargoo 4 points5 points ago

[–]StrictlySparta 48 points49 points ago

At first glance I was going to release a shit storm of abuse... Now I get it.

[–]superwinner 101 points102 points ago

<slowly puts flaming pitchfork back in its holster>

[–]darktori 33 points34 points ago

Do you put it out first, or is it always on fire?

[–]DrJesusChrist 28 points29 points ago

On reddit you always need to have a flaming pitchfork ready.

[–]heywhereismycat 12 points13 points ago

read that as flamingo pitchfork...

[–]doomgiver98 2 points3 points ago

Don't hurt the fucking flamingos.

[–]Turious 4 points5 points ago

Flaming Pitchfork +3

[–]greendabre 0 points1 point ago

D-Dark Souls reference?

[–]RichardBelding 8 points9 points ago

Aw you have a holster!? I wanna holster!

[–]sepiaknight 2 points3 points ago

burns off pants... no pants... Girlfriend?

[–]trollinDC 7 points8 points ago

a shitnami tidal wave?

[–]jsills 7 points8 points ago

Fuck off Lahey

[–]platypussy6 2 points3 points ago

*(OC)

[–]zthompson2350 4 points5 points ago

We've found knettle37.

[–]GeminiCroquette 15 points16 points ago

[–]cake-please 6 points7 points ago

That does look pretty shitty

[–]m_80 3 points4 points ago

Such a serene picture. Some software maker should make this the default background of an operating system.

[–]MeNoLikeSarcasm 19 points20 points ago

Actually, I'm pretty sure this is one of the stock photos on the Windows computers so I do not believe that your girlfriend took it.

[–]shaloham 26 points27 points ago

Your username hath saved you from the wrath of hell.

[–]TwistTurtle 1 point2 points ago

Ugh. This didn't have to be a thing, reddit. Why did you make it a thing?

[–]Nexya 2 points3 points ago

Dear internet.

I had actually been looking for a high res version of this picture, thank you.

[–]raftor01 2 points3 points ago

Awesome picture! Is she an eXPert photographer?

[–]Mixin_Up_Yer_Crayons 0 points1 point ago

I loved watching (and participating) in the complete dismantling of knettle's online persona over this "Shadegate" incident. Just awesone!

[–]smthingcleverhere 1 point2 points ago

Only upvoting because of the rediculousness that has become of this comment strand

[–]whowilliupvotetoday 1 point2 points ago

Well if your right hand hit Print Screen.....

[–]refullamiii 1 point2 points ago

This looks fantastic, I think I'll make it my desktop background!

[–]nottheactor1 1 point2 points ago

You have to be real careful posting your gf's art on reddit nowadays. Right knettel37?

[–]satisfyreality 1 point2 points ago

screenshot?

[–]daysleeper318 1 point2 points ago

Amazing! I'm going to use it as my desktop background.

[–]sincjack 1 point2 points ago

My girlfriend is cooler. She took this photo yesterday evening. http://www.belchfire.net/screenshots/7587-1211814144-sunset.jpg

[–]purplepill 1 point2 points ago

Woah man. That's like some Rainmeter shit right there.

[–]haberg82 0 points1 point ago

that's nice. i can hear the windows xp sounds playing from the attic in my brain.

[–]Blzbba 1 point2 points ago

Just once, I want someone to post a photo of their Amazing Girlfriend.

Preferrably naked but hot all the same.

[–]MonkeyRaptor 1 point2 points ago

I'm calling bullshit... You don't have a girlfriend.

[–]jigga19 1 point2 points ago

Bravo...just...bravo. No gif, no jpg, just sweet, sweet karma. Well done.

[–]obviousguyexplains 1 point2 points ago

This is funny because there's no girl in the pic! And its the default desktop for windows XP! So its implying that The OPs "girlfriend" is his computer! Haha! Thats great!

[–]Kvi11ain 0 points1 point ago

Is your girlfriend Windows XP?

[–]klondikethedestroyer 1 point2 points ago

ohhhh your girlfriend is your computer! I get it!

[–]overly_familiar 2 points3 points ago

Now with more boobs.

http://i.imgur.com/n7si8.png

NSFW

[–]WretchedLocket 0 points1 point ago

[–]MikeDitkaInABox 0 points1 point ago

Definitely photoshopped.

[–]9823098 4 points5 points ago

I can't really make out what it is. It looks like someone is beating a dead horse.

[–]Voicy 2 points3 points ago

I'm sorry to break it to you dude, but your gf is kind of a slut.

[–]apcdrew 4 points5 points ago

Thus guy literately got to the front page with a windows desktop wallpaper

[–]eddy4823 2 points3 points ago

she's my ex. she gave me this pic way back when i bought my first desktop.

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[–]Farfalo 32 points33 points ago

I love how they all have the same top comment.

[–]theASDF 2 points3 points ago

people copy them

[–]Teaburner 32 points33 points ago

Your post is bullshit. The pic has been used but this is in an entirely different context.

[–]ThatFeel_IKnowIt 2 points3 points ago

Finally. A clever post on r/funny. Thank fucking god. OP is a hero and a saint.

[–]jymdonovan 1 point2 points ago

Looks like the movie Toys

[–]Studentgirly 1 point2 points ago

It looks vaguely familiar, I just can't put my finger on it...

[–]grafxbill 1 point2 points ago

That's an eXPra special pic bro!

[–]MrsGo-Go_Juice 1 point2 points ago

Where are the teletubies?

[–]Gujti 0 points1 point ago

I'll always see it as Hyrule Field

[–]doubleknot -1 points0 points ago

r/circlejerk-->-->

[–]coffeeINJECTION 0 points1 point ago

GENIUS! I love it. I almost wish there was some sort of echoing melody to accompany it to sooth me even further.

[–]Rab_Legend 0 points1 point ago

Quite Clearly Shopped... I mean for fuck's sake look at the pixels!

[–]digdan 0 points1 point ago

You sir are a card