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Album of a dog being raped by a horse [NSFW] (i.imgur.com)

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[–]SlapTheBacon 614 points615 points ago

I don't read the title, I just click whatever's blue.

[–]Leeph 365 points366 points ago

Blue + NSFW = 100% chance of click

[–]SlapTheBacon 59 points60 points ago

Damn straight.

[–]Iggyhopper 96 points97 points ago

Hope nobody's around.

NSFW

[–]Zammin 12 points13 points ago

You brilliant bastard.

[–]deltib 3 points4 points ago

Aaand it's an animated gif of the edges of someones empty skull flapping around.

[–]The_Dane 2 points3 points ago

After unsubbing from /r/WTF, that is indeed the case

[–]Tychus_Kayle 3 points4 points ago

I had this problem before I unsubbed from /WTF... guess why I unsubbed from /WTF.

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[–]anatalovesme 10 points11 points ago

Too bad there are no blue links on r/gore.

[–]Shizo211 0 points1 point ago

Same for /r/watchpeopledie

[–]anatalovesme 1 point2 points ago

No, there are blue links on r/watchpeopledie... Unless you're a sick fuck and clicked them all.

[–]Shizo211 1 point2 points ago

well.

[–]spage6 1 point2 points ago

Jesus Christ I don't know why I am still constantly surprised about the fucked up subreddits that exist.

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    [–]The_Proper_Sir 0 points1 point ago

    That it does.

    [–]theyseemetrollin101 73 points74 points ago

    I just use RES, expand all images. Often I see the pictures before the titles.

    And then you get a person like coming around and ruining a perfectly good link on a page

    [–]SlapTheBacon 25 points26 points ago

    I use RES too, I just don't read before I click.

    [–]fractalife 14 points15 points ago

    Hoverzoom. Sometimes I read the title first, sometimes I don't.

    [–]GeneralHysterics 1 point2 points ago

    NSFW usually garners a little more caution. Usually.

    I read the title first on this one, was intrigued if op would actually deliver.

    For anyone not using hoverzoom, go get it right now. It will change your world.

    [–]theyseemetrollin101 0 points1 point ago

    Hoverzoom works great too, it just doenst work on albums whereas RES will expand those.

    [–]fractalife 0 points1 point ago

    Indeed. Good reason to have both.

    [–]pilvy 0 points1 point ago

    I could see the thumbnail.

    [–]stavius 10 points11 points ago

    Can someone tell me where "expand all images" is located in RES? Even Google can't help me.

    [–]zhiggins72 12 points13 points ago

    Shift+x

    [–]HandOfYawgmoth 5 points6 points ago

    My god! Now I can waste time with twice the efficiency.

    [–]mikarm 4 points5 points ago

    What zhiggens said or at the very top where you see "hot, new, controversial, etc" it is on the far right "view images".

    [–]Charlielx 0 points1 point ago

    Press shift+X

    [–]fivepercentsure 3 points4 points ago

    I use RES as well... Im still trying to find this picture OP mentioned with the dog and the horse. Did it get taken down?

    [–]November_Bravo 5 points6 points ago

    I just use Hover Zoom and hover over image links then try to read the title before the image pops up.

    [–]iamspartacus_ 0 points1 point ago

    Ha, you must be me.

    [–]Yup_repost 34 points35 points ago

    http://i.imgur.com/HoD27.jpg

    [–]--Heisenberg-- 64 points65 points ago

    I liked the AMA he did earlier.

    [–]polka_slut 4 points5 points ago

    Oh, it's a joke...

    I thought I missed an album and came to the comments for the link.

    [–]smeenz 1 point2 points ago

    Why is that link already purple ?

    [–]Fistocuffs 3 points4 points ago

    But now I click to see if it's this black lady.

    [–]trampus1 2 points3 points ago

    I read the title, understood it and expected it to be what it said and I still clicked it.

    [–]unlocktheuniverse 1 point2 points ago

    Yup.

    [–]helium_farts 0 points1 point ago

    I use hoverzoom and just slowly move my mouse down screen letting the images pop up one by one. I almost never read the titles.

    Edit: Also, the "Y'all" in this image is missing it's apostrophe, and is being used incorrectly.

    [–]--Heisenberg-- 2 points3 points ago

    Edit: Also, the "Y'all" in this image is missing it's apostrophe, and is being used incorrectly.

    Did you make that mistake on purpose?

    [–]helium_farts 0 points1 point ago

    I did not. But I'm leaving it as a reminder to avoid correcting other people's grammar late at night.

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    [–]SlapTheBacon 0 points1 point ago

    I don't read the subreddit either, and I hardly ever go to single reddits (exception being askreddit)

    [–]Iminurcomputer 0 points1 point ago

    I do too and hope for something remotely interesting but then these assholes come along and Insert wildly disgusting or horrific title and post this pic. Instant Karma!

    [–]sonofnanc 0 points1 point ago

    same here, I feel like a terrible person

    [–]Congzilla 0 points1 point ago

    Whatever helps you sleep better man.

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      [–]secretpandalord 179 points180 points ago

      I'll take "Gotchas You Can See Coming From 5,280 Feet Away" for $1,600, Alex.

      [–]liam_lifad 96 points97 points ago

      What is your mother?

      [–]Shockfox 22 points23 points ago

      WHABAM!

      [–]tchiseen 12 points13 points ago

      Right in the lineage.

      [–]juru1876 0 points1 point ago

      One day I'm going to click on one of those expecting a 'gotcha' and be shocked.

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        [–]econometrician 121 points122 points ago

        I was disappointed by this, Pumpkin.

        I was disappointed.

        [–]battlemaster95 9 points10 points ago

        Don't blame the pumpkin, blame the person who's rectum it is shoved up.

        [–]putinspenis 5 points6 points ago

        You would fuck with people too if you had to go through life like that

        [–]HORSECOCK_ENTHUSIAST 8 points9 points ago

        Tell me about it.

        [–]TheJack38 1 point2 points ago

        So... I presume you enjoy /r/SpaceClop and /r/PicsOfHorseDicks , perhaps even /r/PicsOfHorseVaginas ?

        [–]HORSECOCK_ENTHUSIAST 2 points3 points ago

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ugpg8XruhVk

        [–]TheJack38 1 point2 points ago

        Glad to have helped you! I think...

        [–]SilentEdge 35 points36 points ago

        ( ° ͜ʖ ͡°)

        [–]Iggyhopper 6 points7 points ago

        MY GOD DAMN LAWN MOWER FUCK IS GOD FUCKING DAMMIT FLYING THE FUCK AWAY, FUCK

        I AM GUNNA BE A LITTLE UPSET GOD DAMMIT

        [–]360noscope -2 points-1 points ago

        I'm guessing this is you right now.

        [–]Kramer_guy 59 points60 points ago

        But... but... wheres the rape?

        [–]fishboner 28 points29 points ago

        Not quite a dog and a horse, but it's the best I could do with such short notice.

        [–]BourbonTheHuckster 12 points13 points ago

        LOL the music....why did I find that so funny? quite literally in tears.

        [–]pmains 18 points19 points ago

        Wtf was that shit.

        [–]Sally_Sacaratch 11 points12 points ago

        Well son, when a donkey and some fat guy really love each other...

        [–]benama 5 points6 points ago

        ... the donkey gets the fat guy drunk....

        [–]Hellrazor236 1 point2 points ago

        ...and then gets himself drunk...

        [–]iscrulz 0 points1 point ago

        I was this in this mood

        [–]enigmatican 6 points7 points ago

        a man raped in the ass, by an ass?

        [–]HORSECOCK_ENTHUSIAST 2 points3 points ago

        That will suffice for now. Thank you!

        [–]putinspenis 2 points3 points ago

        not clicking not clicking not clicking.... fuck

        [–]CDNeon 3 points4 points ago

        But why were his pants already falling off his ass at the start?!

        [–]poochytaint 0 points1 point ago

        Maybe he needed to poop and just pulled up next to this paddock and jumped over and then this happened.

        [–]BrokeDiamond 0 points1 point ago

        And that, gentlemen, is why you never sag. Because you might get ass-humped.

        [–]ajtexasranger 1 point2 points ago

        It was the man's fault. He was teasing the donkey by already having his pants down.

        [–]MyUsernameWasntTaken 0 points1 point ago

        Wat

        [–]lucw 0 points1 point ago

        Well that's enough of the internet today

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          [–]Apathetic_Activist 30 points31 points ago

          Haven't even clicked the link and I already know it's one of the stupid "why did you click that?" posts.

          [–]Lippuringo 28 points29 points ago

          I click it for science. I swear.

          [–]Enlightenment777 5 points6 points ago

          http://i.imgur.com/4daGj.gif

          [–]PoliticallyConcerned -1 points0 points ago

          One of those rare actual lols.

          [–]choklitwaffle 1 point2 points ago

          I clicked because i wanted to know how a horse raping a dog was supposed to be funny.

          [–]nick_nelson 59 points60 points ago

          real original

          [–]Ikarus3426 15 points16 points ago

          Nice comment. How is having your degree in originality?

          [–]nuggins 17 points18 points ago

          Y'all mothafuckas need jpeg

          [–]stash0606 1 point2 points ago

          damn, this would have been your chance to pull the greatest switcharoo ever.

          [–]darth_sinistro 19 points20 points ago

          I ain't even mad.

          [–]brownscript 1 point2 points ago

          Did anyone else read that with a southern black woman's voice?

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          [–]brownscript 1 point2 points ago

          Hahhahaha. And the Jesus bit.

          [–]lbs26 6 points7 points ago

          You're the one with a pumpkin in your pooper

          [–]360noscope 7 points8 points ago

          I'm proud that I read that in my head in sassy black woman voice quite seamlessly.

          [–]HugYouSoHard 1 point2 points ago

          I read it in Lonnie Love's voice.

          [–]ChunkyMcnasty 7 points8 points ago

          Just wanted a quick fap. Was that so much to ask?

          [–]pfawell 7 points8 points ago

          I click all blue links no matter the title, I'm kind of a bad ass.

          [–]JangSaverem 0 points1 point ago

          Nhuuh nuh. Nope

          [–]theamishllama 0 points1 point ago

          Colby 2012

          [–]ravibkjoshi 0 points1 point ago

          Please use this on r/atheism.

          [–]MrMason522 0 points1 point ago

          Awww... Okay...

          zip

          [–]datfeelbr0 0 points1 point ago

          Says the one who's name is pumpkin in my pooper.

          [–]mighymidget032 0 points1 point ago

          These posts will never cease to make me laugh

          [–]zombieattak 0 points1 point ago

          I deserved that...

          [–]Darkerfalz 0 points1 point ago

          Yet you were the one who posted it, knowing that it was going to get clicked.

          [–]crkhobbit 0 points1 point ago

          I almost clicked, re-read the title, and then decided to go through comments first. No one seemed to be vomiting, so I went ahead and clicked. I giggled.

          [–]localjesse 6 points7 points ago

          Are you, by chance, in relation to POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS?

          [–]DarkWorks 5 points6 points ago

          slow clap Now where are the pictures you promised...ಠ_ಠ

          [–]macogle 4 points5 points ago

          Says /u/PUMPKIN_IN_MY_POOPER

          ಠ_ಠ

          [–]dialpopcornfortime 3 points4 points ago

          So glad it was this. I cringed when I clicked on the link, then smiled.

          [–]Sclythe 5 points6 points ago

          Seriously though, here's the actual album.

          [–]lumpyweevil 14 points15 points ago

          Ahh, curiosity.. disappointment, then shame.

          [–]zodar 0 points1 point ago

          what is wrong with me

          [–]BRBbear 0 points1 point ago

          Because i want to see a horse get it on with a dog, and then hate my self for seeing it.

          [–]NutellaBurritos 1 point2 points ago

          i'm actually glad

          [–]Msheno -1 points0 points ago

          I didn't even read it, I saw nsfw and hoped for the best.

          [–]KingThrashin -1 points0 points ago

          Thank you PUMPKIN_IN_MY_POOPER I was unaware I needed Jesus.

          [–]modeerfcity -1 points0 points ago

          so am i the only one here who actually wanted to see the album?

          [–]jeffsballs -1 points0 points ago

          Am I the only one who was legitimately disappointed to not see a dog raped by a horse?

          [–]cdegon -1 points0 points ago

          I thought it was gonna be an ugly chick and a black guy!! I gave you too much title creativity credit!

          [–]powlee127 -1 points0 points ago

          These posts are not funny

          [–]DavePeesThePool -1 points0 points ago

          Not even going to open it... let me guess, some picture of someone with a disapproving face with a caption asking why someone would click on something like that?

          Predictable

          [–]ytupcoming -1 points0 points ago

          RES saves me from needing to go to jesus. I just see everything before the title.

          [–]TheCoffeeGuy77 -1 points0 points ago

          ... Says PUMPKIN_IN_MY_POOPER.

          [–]HagityPaktig -1 points0 points ago

          I actively avoided this link yesterday, accidentally clicked it today, and was so happy it wasn't what I expected.

          [–]Weirdo420 -1 points0 points ago

          I'm an atheist I don't want jesus, now where can I find the dog getting raped by a horse?

          [–]civilian11214 -1 points0 points ago

          No, what I need is that picture.

          [–]otakuman -1 points0 points ago

          I looked at the NSFW tag and wondere what kind of sick fuck would post this. But then, I watched the subreddit and noticed it wasn't "WTF". "Wait a minute, /r/funny and it got 710 votes?". So I clicked.

          Wasn't disappointed.

          [–]Xasperated_Pain -1 points0 points ago

          Gets me every time.

          [–]Houston_Texas -1 points0 points ago

          alright, but really... where's the link

          [–]A7X4REVer -1 points0 points ago

          I clicked, then I look at the title and the first thing I said was NOOOOOOO! Then I saw the picture and gave a very relieved laugh. Reddit scares me sometimes.

          [–]cunty_faced_arsewipe -1 points0 points ago

          squintyeyeddogwithwhywouldyouclickthatcaption.jpg

          [–]Drakhar23 -1 points0 points ago

          I laughed out loud, and that's really rare when browsing the internet as far as Im concerned, great one :D

          [–]17Hongo -1 points0 points ago

          Post it in r/funny and we're going to expect a joke.

          [–]-jako -1 points0 points ago

          Amen

          [–]meatcube 0 points1 point ago

          but but but....where is it?

          [–]DutchDustin 0 points1 point ago

          "Y'all motherfuckers need Jesus" - PUMPKIN IN MY POOPER

          [–]Minty_Fresh1 0 points1 point ago

          I don't get it all I see is a gorilla in a suit...

          [–]Anadoj 0 points1 point ago

          Upvote for username.

          [–]NorthFolkNative 0 points1 point ago

          This made me rethink my typical j+x strategy of browsing.

          [–]Top_rattata 0 points1 point ago

          I'm not sure what I was expecting

          [–]lithiun 0 points1 point ago

          This is the best fucking troll ever!

          [–]Gorrrn -1 points0 points ago

          I want to tell someone about this, but I also really don't...

          [–]Myneighborsaremorman -1 points0 points ago

          Don't tease me.

          [–]white_bazzaro 0 points1 point ago

          that was the funniest thing ive seen all day

          [–]scigs6 -1 points0 points ago

          You my friend have the best name in Reddit history. And I totally clicked the link for scientific purposes only.

          [–]wolfighter 1 point2 points ago

          Talk about a risky click...

          [–]korak-b 9 points10 points ago

          Risky? You're in r/funny, the riskiest thing you have to worry about is clicking on something with a boob in it. r/wtf, however... that's a different story... ๏_๏

          [–]lonelydotard -1 points0 points ago

          You caught me. But I still feel let down.

          [–]Digilord -1 points0 points ago

          Haha good one op... but actually, im going to need those pics.

          [–]HillTopTerrace -1 points0 points ago

          Only after I clicked did I really think "wtf is wrong with me."

          [–]guitarelf -1 points0 points ago

          I mean, it was in funny and not wtf

          [–]iisthebat -1 points0 points ago

          I was hoping it was Shirley from Community

          [–]ArizonaWoodrat -1 points0 points ago

          I was honestly scared to click this link. It took me a few minutes to build up the courage.

          [–]geek_loser -1 points0 points ago

          Yall motherfuckers need to stop reposting stuff from FUCKING YESTERDAY.

          [–]Haggisn -2 points-1 points ago

          But I wanted to see...

          [–]anonymousHacker -1 points0 points ago

          I wonder where OP got the idea for this post...

          http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/14cbx4/what_is_your_worst_downright_awful_joke_that/c7bscry

          [–]sircmpwn 1 point2 points ago

          Stop posting this fucking joke, we fucking get it, you fucking twat

          [–]Flashgordon656 -2 points-1 points ago

          this made me giggle. upvote.

          [–]skankedout -2 points-1 points ago

          I don't need jesus. I'll click on any imgur link. Even if I wonder what the hell I clicked on afterwards.

          [–]angrytroll123 -2 points-1 points ago

          I usually downvote old jokes and saw this coming but it is good. You have my upvote.

          [–]SkyOceanLover -2 points-1 points ago

          This link will forever stay blue

          [–]Farn -2 points-1 points ago

          Jesus never gave a shit about animals though.

          [–]BigMacintosh501 -2 points-1 points ago

          OP did not deliver

          [–]DunkanBulk -2 points-1 points ago

          I really should start reading the titles before clicking a link. It took me way too long to get this.

          [–]witha_ph -2 points-1 points ago

          Well played, well played

          [–]thekittiestitties00 -1 points0 points ago

          WTF is wrong with you people? This gets upvotes but a picture of my dog in sunglasses gets crushed.

          [–]Crige 2 points3 points ago

          Welcome to the internet.

          [–]--Heisenberg-- 1 point2 points ago

          No one wants to see a dog get crushed whether it's in sunglasses or not.

          [–]allover_twist 0 points1 point ago

          I already got Jesus and the Eucharist tastes stale.

          [–]Milkgunner 0 points1 point ago

          Thumbnails ruins things for me.

          [–]Nicoleness 0 points1 point ago

          I read the title as I was clicking then was horrified at what I thought I was going to see, as it was too late to stop the click. I'm so glad it was just a sassy black woman.

          [–]kiev22 0 points1 point ago

          I started to feel some sort shame after opened it, then I took a hit and said fuck it.

          [–]kelseama -2 points-1 points ago

          Keep your Jesus, now give me my horse-raped dog :|

          [–]old_mr2 0 points1 point ago

          Way to ruin my excitement. Jeez...

          [–]bajablazer85 -2 points-1 points ago

          No thank you, I just really need an album of a dog being raped by a horse, now that you mentioned it

          [–]shitpplsay -2 points-1 points ago

          For the record, I just click cuz I saw NSFW and it means boobies usually.

          [–]mtndewman72 -2 points-1 points ago

          I was curious okay.

          [–]Cgami -2 points-1 points ago

          Called it!!!

          [–]squints__palledorous -2 points-1 points ago

          That makes me gigglez.

          [–]tupelosmostwanted -2 points-1 points ago

          Haha! Good shit!!

          [–]caustic_bear -2 points-1 points ago

          i read the title. As it was loading I thought to myself that I have to get off the Internet before serious damage is done.

          [–]forever1228 -2 points-1 points ago

          The last one was better.

          [–]colonel2113 -2 points-1 points ago

          I felt a little ashamed actually.

          [–]giverofnofucks -1 points0 points ago

          I don't need jesus, just something better to do.

          [–]Gibbenz -2 points-1 points ago

          I'm going to be honest, I jumped when the link opened.

          [–]uuuuuh -2 points-1 points ago

          69th comment.

          [–]Atheist_Simon_Haddad -1 points0 points ago

          Not all overweight black women are obsessed with Jesus (just all overweight black women on TV).

          [–]snoopyh42 -2 points-1 points ago

          I ain't even mad.

          [–]Zeetermin -2 points-1 points ago

          WHERE THE FUCK'S MY PORN?!

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