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Sex is no accident... (i.imgur.com)

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[–]riggsinator 311 points312 points ago

This is so old that MTV used to show it between music videos.

[–]jb4427 77 points78 points ago

I'm pretty sure these ads were aimed at the parents of the jersey shore people. Least effective ad campaign ever.

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[–]sixpointnine -2 points-1 points ago

Cannot be that old. I watched MTV from inception until the reality shows displaced music videos. I never seen that air and pretty certain condom ads at the time were not allowed. http://www.kff.org/kaiserpolls/loader.cfm?url=/commonspot/security/getfile.cfm&PageID=13817

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    [–]Lebagel 236 points237 points ago

    "What, she tripped, fell and landed on his DICK?"

    [–]dmshea 81 points82 points ago

    Alright Grady, maybe he is right shady, but think about the baby before you get all crazy.

    [–]The_Living_Lead 56 points57 points ago

    OKAY thought about it! Still wanna stab her?

    [–]Currentlybaconing 53 points54 points ago

    Grab her by the throat, take her daughter and kidnap her?

    [–]monkeygame7 51 points52 points ago

    That's what I did, be smart, don't be a retard!

    [–]haywire-ES 15 points16 points ago

    Are you really gonna take advice from somebody who slapped Dee Barnes?

    [–]craigo2247 9 points10 points ago

    The fuck you say?

    [–]tbss153 12 points13 points ago

    What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember?

    [–]haywire-ES 8 points9 points ago

    Ima kill you motherfucker.

    [–]misterH96 8 points9 points ago

    ah-ah. temper temper.

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      [–]manductor 28 points29 points ago

      You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped Dee Barnes?!

      [–]Strong__Belwas 24 points25 points ago

      WHAT YOU SAY?

      [–]LurkinAndWerkin 21 points22 points ago

      What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember?!

      [–]sscharf 14 points15 points ago

      I'ma kill you motherfucker!

      [–]iUsedtoHadHerpes 16 points17 points ago

      Ah-ah! Temper, temper!

      [–]Squeaky_Is_Evil 7 points8 points ago

      Ah fuck it. Kill them both Grady.

      [–]thatguyoverthere202 10 points11 points ago

      I miss Old Eminem.

      I love New Eminem. But I still miss Old Eminem. I wish we could have both.

      [–]bostonshroomery -2 points-1 points ago

      "Imma fuck you up!" "uh-uh temper temper"

      [–]manductor 5 points6 points ago

      Mr. Dre, Mr. NWA, Mr. AK comin' straight outta Compton y'all better make way.

      [–]Golanlan 2 points3 points ago

      How in the fuck you gonna tell this man not to be violent?

      [–]THEAdrian 1 point2 points ago

      Cuz he don't have to go the same route that I did.

      [–]skyman724 -4 points-3 points ago

      HE SAID "YOU GONNA TAKE ADVICE FROM SOMEBODY WHO SLAPPED DEE BARNES?"

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        [–]puredemo 44 points45 points ago

        There once was a man from San Francisco,

        He loved rollerblading with his murse and some disco,

        But he slipped on a rail and then bravely nailed,

        A frontier no gay man should know.

        [–]jakfischer 57 points58 points ago

        There once was a man from Nantucket
        Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
        And he said with a grin
        As he wiped off his chin,
        "If my ear were a cunt, I would fuck it."

        [–]RashAttack 84 points85 points ago

        There once was a girl named Lil,

        She fucked dynamite sticks for a thrill,

        They found her vagina in North Carolina,

        And bits of her tits in Brazil.

        [–]mz27 39 points40 points ago

        There was a technician named pope,

        Who made love to an oscilloscope

        The cyclical trace of their carnal embrace

        Had a damn near infinite slope!

        [–]Bontacoon 22 points23 points ago

        There was once a man from Peru
        Who dreamed he was eating his shoe
        He woke with fright
        In the middle of the night
        To see that his dream had come true

        [–]innerdurden 42 points43 points ago

        There once were some users on Reddit

        posting poems hoping someone would get it

        Jokes about dicks and dynamite sticks

        so sick someone call them a medic

        [–]thatguyoverthere202 1 point2 points ago

        Okay, thread's over, you win

        [–]innerdurden 4 points5 points ago

        YAY!

        [–]fondlemeLeroy 6 points7 points ago

        There once was a man who said damn, It occurs to me that I am, A creature that moves, In predestined grooves, I'm not even a bus, I'm a tram.

        [–]skyman724 0 points1 point ago

        Fire-induced orgasms = God's way of killing the stupid ones.

        [–]mythopoeia 23 points24 points ago

        The cock on that man from Nantucket

        Reached down to his boots where he'd tuck it.

        And he'd come with a roar,

        With a gallon or more

        That he carried around in his bucket.

        [–]Good_Guy_Doctor_Who 2 points3 points ago

        Don't you mean box?

        [–]mythopoeia 0 points1 point ago

        I will edit it if you can come up with a fitting rhyme to replace "tuck it"

        [–]Stoneykins 0 points1 point ago

        "Stock it"?

        [–]Good_Guy_Doctor_Who 0 points1 point ago

        That Nantuckian man had his cock

        Spend hours in a hand-stroking lock

        And he'd come with a roar

        With a gallon or more

        That he'd carry around in his box

        It's a rather different poem now, I'm afraid.

        [–]iUsedtoHadHerpes 2 points3 points ago

        After hearing the first line so many times on kids/family shows throughout the years, I think this is the first time I've heard anything past it.

        [–]MicroDigitalAwaker 1 point2 points ago

        Sing us another one just like the other one, oh sing us another one do.

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          [–]Raider1284 9 points10 points ago

          There once was a man name Mc'Spree,
          Who bungled an ape in a tree,
          The result was quite horrid,
          All ass and no forehead,
          Three balls and a purple goatee!

          what sorcery is needed to add a carriage return between lines?

          [–]grospoliner -1 points0 points ago

          You press the enter key twice. Like every typing device ever created.

          You know.

          [–]Raider1284 2 points3 points ago

          Thanks, but your method adds a newline and a big space between lines, i was just hoping for a carriage return.

          [–]rtirado 7 points8 points ago

          Double Space
          Then Enter

          [–]Raider1284 3 points4 points ago

          thanks for the tip! that def worked.

          [–]GanoesParan 1 point2 points ago

          I'm using a typing device right now. It's called a keyboard. In most situations, when I hit enter ONCE on this motherfucking keyboard I get a new line. Not on reddit though, of course not. That would be too mainstream.

          [–]grospoliner -1 points0 points ago

          what sorcery is needed to add a carriage return between lines?

          a carriage return between lines?

          between lines

          [–]GanoesParan 0 points1 point ago

          Do... do you even know what you are talking about? A carriage return is a typewriter term for making a new line. That is, the carriage returns to the starting point. What that guy was asking for was the ability to type out something like this:

          Unit 1 Unit 2 Unit 3

          And have it show up like

          Unit 1
          Unit 2
          Unit 3

          Simple, no?

          [–]upboat_express 4 points5 points ago

          Repeatedly.

          [–]Cg141 0 points1 point ago

          this is comment is posted every time this image is

          [–]jsmonty 0 points1 point ago

          Just like the "Last Boy Scout" said,

          "Sure, sure, I know... it just happened. Coulda happened to anybody. It was an accident, right? You tripped, slipped on the floor and accidentally stuck your dick in my wife. "Whoops! I'm so sorry, Mrs. H.

          [–]donottakemeseriously 0 points1 point ago

          That's right your honor, please expunge these rape charges.

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            [–]huntdawgin 143 points144 points ago

            belongs on /r/funny

            [–]mbrown9412 55 points56 points ago

            In fact it's been posted on /r/funny at least once.

            [–]hornytheclown 14 points15 points ago

            at least once

            A lot more than that...

            [–]irawwwr 29 points30 points ago

            The number 12 in OP's name refers to his age.

            [–]QuasarsRcool 10 points11 points ago

            OP: LOLDUDEWTF

            [–]Gorillaz_Noodle 0 points1 point ago

            /r/Im14andthisisWTF

            [–]lilstove 102 points103 points ago

            This isn't WTF

            [–]RzK 9 points10 points ago

            Wrong! my mom told me I was an accident. This comic is false

            [–]miss_iamerica 45 points46 points ago

            I dig this...but try a different sub...

            [–]freecandy_van 32 points33 points ago

            That gay dude must be pissed about running into the blonde in the car.

            [–]douche_ninja 24 points25 points ago

            I understand how the first two dudes were definitely just irresponsible douchebags for not wearing a condom, but the third dude? You can't take a piss with a condom on, you gotta be realistic!

            [–]ElolvastamEzt 25 points26 points ago

            You sit down while taking a piss?

            [–]JacobMHS 8 points9 points ago

            No, but you sit while you shit, and I ain't yet met the man (or woman for that matter) that takes a shit without pissing a bit 'cause not many can.

            [–]Bajonista 1 point2 points ago

            raises hand

            Keigels my friend. Keigels.

            [–]JacobMHS 1 point2 points ago

            Not so much who could but who would.

            [–]exwalrus 36 points37 points ago

            Not since the accident.

            [–]b0w3n 12 points13 points ago

            Note to other redditors: No matter how much you try, this is a thing now, you lost, ride the karma train.

            [–]LookaBox 0 points1 point ago

            Sounds like quitter talk. No one likes a quitter.

            [–]b0w3n 1 point2 points ago

            Hey man, I didn't quit! I just got on the karma train first because this is better than angry cat. At least it's mostly refined to comments.

            [–]bramannoodles -1 points0 points ago

            At least they haven't since the accident.

            [–]L4MB 1 point2 points ago

            I'm getting a lot of reading done.

            [–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

            douche_ninja is Larry David

            [–]thedicksman 0 points1 point ago

            talkin bout long ball larry?

            [–]Strong__Belwas 0 points1 point ago

            Sometimes. Especially while drunk.

            [–]osprey6969 5 points6 points ago

            Is it weird that I'm turned on right now?

            [–]wellinever87 1 point2 points ago

            Not at all... I love reading accidental sex stories. That shit turns me on.

            [–]Stickyickyick 6 points7 points ago

            Wow. I really need a pair of roller skates.

            [–]grabbag21 2 points3 points ago

            why did all these guys have the boners necessary for the sex?

            [–]Akiba89 2 points3 points ago

            American Preparedness

            [–]dancemonkey 7 points8 points ago

            I was wondering if it was about time for these to come around again.

            It's really strange... I was thinking about these just the other day, and here they are on the front page again. Like we are somehow tapped into this global repost consciousness.

            [–]Turgletoke 3 points4 points ago

            Yeah these are consistently up about every two weeks. Maybe I'll post them in two weeks to prove my theory and rake in some karma.

            [–]dancemonkey 0 points1 point ago

            I like 'em... I'll upvote 'em then, too.

            [–]stoopidstoner 1 point2 points ago

            repost

            [–]Ryugi 1 point2 points ago

            This is really old repost, but I do like it as a moral, and conceptual comic.

            [–]nucleus_accumbens 3 points4 points ago

            Sad thing is this is better content than anything they show on MTV now....

            [–]QuoteOfTheHour 3 points4 points ago

            Your username describes the amount of times I've seen this picture on Reddit.

            [–]ONOOOOO 0 points1 point ago

            And OP's age...

            [–]urshtisweak -1 points0 points ago

            but how great if it was.

            [–]rexl 0 points1 point ago

            Next time lock the WC door, jeez people are so stupid.

            [–]yackewy23 0 points1 point ago

            imagine

            [–]Yiano 0 points1 point ago

            And suddenly, alcohol.

            [–]puffnstuff272 0 points1 point ago

            MTV obviously hasn't seen enough terrible anime.

            [–]Dakanaka 1 point2 points ago

            Did you see how short the pink skirt was? She was asking for the accident to happen

            [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

            This happens to me all the time. MTV is wrong.

            [–]Maggioman 0 points1 point ago

            Was this before or after MTV stopped showing music videos?

            [–]BrickG 0 points1 point ago

            This makes me wonder if stuff like this has actually happened. I mean, human history is huge. All it takes is one accident, no matter how rare. It's statistically probably happened at some time.

            [–]forkandspoon2011 -1 points0 points ago

            2 of the 3 have happened to me before

            [–]cuntrag88 0 points1 point ago

            I never get a girl landing on my dick when im taking a dump. It would sure take care of all my toilet boners i keep getting

            [–]inibrius 0 points1 point ago

            blumpkin?

            [–]cuntrag88 0 points1 point ago

            toiletrection

            [–]Vulpine_Empress 1 point2 points ago

            How ironic that MTV used to have ads like these, considering the shows they have now.

            [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

            The ads were obviously ineffectual one must conclude...

            [–]desmondxeos 1 point2 points ago

            Guy in last slide looks like Christopher Walken

            [–]kraken_calamari 0 points1 point ago

            seems a little... rapey

            [–]chonnes 1 point2 points ago

            When you're a guy, slipping in the shower and getting something stuck up your butthole is a frequent "accident". Just ask anyone that works in an emergency room.

            [–]Spiritenemy 0 points1 point ago

            sex is no accident huh? well neither is this boner i now have and a strange new fetish.

            [–]Muharcus 0 points1 point ago

            My Spanish teacher walked past me looking at this and laughed for the rest of class.

            [–]midnightbean 1 point2 points ago

            This comic makes me wish sex could be an accident.

            [–]ilikemonkees 0 points1 point ago

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vM0qmflD0b8#t=2m15s

            [–]413x820 -1 points0 points ago

            So that's what Mr. Van Driessen was doing on his lunch hour.

            [–]AnotherDrunkCanadian 0 points1 point ago

            I don't know about you Americans, but up in Canada when a guy gets a blowjob while pooping, it's called a Hot Carl.

            [–]KNUBBS 0 points1 point ago

            Is the last guy Christopher Walkin?

            [–]PBXbox 1 point2 points ago

            I'm not going to lie, that last frame kind of gave me a chubb.

            [–]furiouspumpkin -1 points0 points ago

            it says water closet on the bathroom door?

            [–]Evi1M4chine -1 points0 points ago

            The irony when the pictures do in fact show how it could happen as an accident, making it something unlikely, but definitely not impossible, proving exactly that the statement is wrong.

            Logic’d!

            [–]Shaun_Wright_20 0 points1 point ago

            Haven't had the old toilet bowl ride since college.... ahh memories.

            [–]snowcrash512 0 points1 point ago

            Every damn time I use a public restroom...

            [–]theone181 0 points1 point ago

            Is anyone else hoping this will happen now?

            [–]Hyamez88 1 point2 points ago

            This...this turned me on

            [–]chaon93 0 points1 point ago

            I feel old now....

            [–]mrfaceless 0 points1 point ago

            Lmao!

            [–]deftdrummer 0 points1 point ago

            I kinda got a boner from this.

            [–]Mysteriousdoor 0 points1 point ago

            /r/funny. This should go in.

            [–]shinshoryu 0 points1 point ago

            You call this /r/WTF worthy? Getatta here.

            [–]DonovanGypsy 0 points1 point ago

            Blumpkin.

            [–]Accipehoc 0 points1 point ago

            Why is this on /r/wtf?

            [–]shanedabassman 0 points1 point ago

            I wish sex was an accident sometimes.

            [–]Fucking_Money 0 points1 point ago

            Why was the dude already taking a dump in the womens room?

            [–]Mo3nique 0 points1 point ago

            The last one is a win!

            [–]tan_man007 0 points1 point ago

            This was apart of MTV's "Get Yourself Tested" campaign to increase awareness of STD's among college students / 18-25 year olds. MTV has since partnered with Planned Parenthood to continue the campaign.

            When I was in college a group of other students and myself worked on a project with Planned Parenthood to create a GYT campaign for my university, and the sponsor from Planned Parenthood let us use these comics as flyers to hand out around campus.

            The looks you would get from people = priceless.

            [–]pdmcdan 1 point2 points ago

            Why are they all blonde?

            [–]Lis_ata 0 points1 point ago

            One time my slutty friend told me she 'accidently' had sex with someone because she was changing and 'fell'. I wasn't born yesterday, come on.

            [–]EPM5000 0 points1 point ago

            Neither is reposting

            [–]zhdapleeblue 1 point2 points ago

            That made me way horny than it should have.

            [–]nhjuyt 0 points1 point ago

            Ah, man, I remember MTV. I am so old.

            [–]1985jack000 0 points1 point ago

            Yet here are three prime examples of accidental sex.

            [–]robbieh 0 points1 point ago

            S.L.U.T. Someone please come up with a thing for that

            [–]Badwolf582 0 points1 point ago

            Isn't sex, he doesn't even have his underwear off.

            [–]THESALTEDPEANUT -1 points0 points ago

            I wish any one of these things would happen to me.

            [–]ColdBeerz 0 points1 point ago

            Use a condom

            [–]underwateremu666 0 points1 point ago

            So these guys who are: laying in the part (ok maybe), roller blading, and shitting, all have boners?

            [–]KurrKurr 0 points1 point ago

            The last one should be titled "City Wok"... :-D

            [–]tmo1138 0 points1 point ago

            Someone accidentally in her base... a few times...

            [–]InfiniteChicken 0 points1 point ago

            Is that the same girl in each one? Damn, that is one clumsy chick.

            [–]Cyberslasher 1 point2 points ago

            False: All but the last one involve the man still wearing underwear.

            [–]StAdrummer 0 points1 point ago

            Apparently not...

            [–]superlokj 0 points1 point ago

            Sex may not be an accident, but you were.

            [–]PizzaDough 0 points1 point ago

            Thats what drugs does to you kids!!!!

            [–]SimilarImage 0 points1 point ago

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            [–]apocal7964 0 points1 point ago

            the odd's are however insainly low that these 3 things have happened somewhere at sometime with seeing enuf crazy I slipt and fell shit on youtube.

            [–]OHhokie1 1 point2 points ago

            How awesome would it be if one of those scenarios actually happened to you, it was a hot chick, and the two of you looked at each other with that "eh, fuck it, might as well" kind of look and just went at it?

            Also, not really /r/wtf.

            [–]NOTTedMosby 2 points3 points ago

            This subreddit has officially turned into posts from people who don't understand humor.

            [–]Lots42 0 points1 point ago

            Good, good, let the butthurt flow through you.

            [–]andrewsmith1986 -2 points-1 points ago

            Slipped, tripped and fell on his dick.

            [–]puredemo -5 points-4 points ago

            There once was a girl from Kentucky,

            Her dress caught in the spokes of her fixie,

            She flew through the air but landed quite near,

            On a cock she'd never before seen.

            [–]onwardAgain 7 points8 points ago

            limericks are usually A, A, B, B, A; not A, B, C, D

            [–]JohannWolfgangGoatse 0 points1 point ago

            Well said.

            [–]Bezulba 0 points1 point ago

            quality! pure quality!

            [–]Henry_David_Thorough 0 points1 point ago

            You sure are milking this...

            [–]monkeybatter -3 points-2 points ago

            A psa from MTV hypocrite arseholes. Nice. Their programming has singlehandedly influenced a generation of degenerates that procreate like rabbits. Babies are a fashion accessory for a huge contingent of their audience.

            [–]hurrayforzac 3 points4 points ago

            In their defense, this appears to have been made a long time ago, back when MTV stood for 'music television'.

            Shows about babies are relatively recent in MTV's history. Perspective, bro.

            Also, why u so mad?

            [–]Chartone 1 point2 points ago

            Not to mention this is a PSA to use condoms.

            [–]pooponagoose 1 point2 points ago

            But you can't feel anything!

            [–]monkeybatter 0 points1 point ago

            Not mad, just loathe mtv. Their modern programming does nothing to help the species. There are no redeemable qualities in the vast majority of what they offer.

            [–]make_noyes 3 points4 points ago

            teen pregnancy in the US was at a high in the 50's dumbass.

            [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

            http://healthland.time.com/2010/10/22/16-and-pregnant-tuned-in-teens-are-turned-off-by-teen-pregnancy/

            http://www.kevinmd.com/blog/2011/04/16-pregnant-increasing-awareness-teen-pregnancy.html

            [–]consumewithme 1 point2 points ago

            this is the one i remember: http://youtu.be/TyoeacXBHDQ

            [–]consumewithme 3 points4 points ago

            but also there are two others, and they all aired in germany:

            http://youtu.be/sqFZyKtEKPQ

            http://youtu.be/8CA76mfdzgU

            [–]thatguyoverthere202 1 point2 points ago

            What's up with the chicks nipples in the first one?

            [–]johnsmcjohn 0 points1 point ago

            And that kids, is how I met your mother.

            [–]Fuckyourcunt 1 point2 points ago

            Why is this on wtf?

            [–]jimbojones1 0 points1 point ago

            Dat Ass.

            [–]kendry809dr -2 points-1 points ago

            ''Well, now that we're here...''

            [–]cazman -2 points-1 points ago

            The second panel looks like Tobias and Lindsay haha

            [–]garzasin 0 points1 point ago

            Before I really understood how sex worked , I always wondered why people would risk walking around naked on nude beaches. What if somebody tripped and then a girl ended up pregnant? Or 2 people just accidentally walked into each other? I also thought vaginas were just a long tube, sort of like a hollowed out penis. Those were the days.

            [–]kurin 0 points1 point ago

            This doesn't make any sense. Their tagline is "sex is no accident" when they clearly just showed three different accidental sexes. THIS DOESN'T ADD UP

            [–]GUYFROMPAWNSTARS -1 points0 points ago

            faggot op

            [–]DildoDave 0 points1 point ago

            I love that it was a water closet and not a bathroom in the third one. WC sounds way better.

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