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[–]Robschnieder69 184 points185 points ago

Christ.... FLIDERS

[–]mi_nombre_es_ricardo 46 points47 points ago

They day they come up with waspiders or wascorpions I'm just going to give up and feed myself to the new overlords.

[–]Funmachine 19 points20 points ago

Scorpion Wasp

Feed away.

[–]P0w3r0fGray5kull 13 points14 points ago

not a real flying arachnid... doesnt count!

[–]Roboticide 8 points9 points ago

More terrifying.

[–]H00PSHER 2 points3 points ago

NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE.

[–]OccamsAxe 2 points3 points ago

Ichneumon wasps are also called scorpion wasps? TIL.

[–]BillyEffingMays 0 points1 point ago

Isnt that an episode of Sliders?

[–]EightyPoundings 10 points11 points ago

Or... SPIES.

[–]khoma 86 points87 points ago

BREAKING NEWS: KID DISCOVERS PHOTOSHOP.

[–]fragmentedThinker 105 points106 points ago

http://oi47.tinypic.com/2ljpyqa.jpg

[–]Hasteman 15 points16 points ago

3-D newspaper? Wow, printed media is really trying hard to stay relevant, huh?

[–]Jgallstar1 4 points5 points ago

It's scratch and sniff too!

[–]Skizot_Bizot 9 points10 points ago

scratch scratch Oh my, it smells like terror!

[–]micheal_J_caboose 2 points3 points ago

scratchy, scratchy. . .hmm mine smells like raspberries, weird. . .

[–]formington 3 points4 points ago

you sure it's not schnozzberries?

[–]NeoIsTaken 1 point2 points ago

Who remembers scratch n sniff --- Gasoline!

[–]Winter_S 3 points4 points ago

ScratchnSniff: Chloroform.

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    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

    http://www.carolinanature.com/spiders/bigspider00982.jpg

    [–]mahuzair 1 point2 points ago

    I hope for all our sakes, you're right.

    [–]VomitGolem 0 points1 point ago

    The wings are the same picture flipped.

    [–]mr_sardonicus 5 points6 points ago

    Uh, wings are symmetrical

    [–]A_Hole_Sandwich 2 points3 points ago

    Scorpion Flies choose their mates based on the symmetry of their wings, I would assume it is the same for flyingspidersatanspawn.

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      [–]Blou_Aap 62 points63 points ago

      Knock knock, can I come in? It's raining ಥ_ಥ

      [–]Lord_Karma 32 points33 points ago

      I HATE YOU

      [–]SPESSMEHREN 10 points11 points ago

      i love him. thats fucking awesome.

      [–]The_Pony_Rapist 2 points3 points ago

      I'm scared to click...is it safe?

      [–]Cookies_Monstar 2 points3 points ago

      If you're wearing diapers... SURE!

      [–]Schildpatt 1 point2 points ago

      Of course, it's just a picture.

      [–]The_Pony_Rapist -1 points0 points ago

      A picture of what?

      [–]Schildpatt 2 points3 points ago

      What's wrong with you? Read the comments, it's a shopped spider.

      [–]dark_not_evil 0 points1 point ago

      I ended up turning my computer sideways and kept my finger on backspace, just in case.

      [–]amkingdom 1 point2 points ago

      Hah, I remember when that was first posted. I had some fun with that and caused some mild panic. Made fake news articles and everything.

      [–]CharredCereus 1 point2 points ago

      That's really realistic looking, I love it!

      Am I the only person who thinks flying spiders would be awesome? I mean, spiders already use ballooning, so it's not like they can't get you anyway. And while flying venemous spiders would certainly be an acceptable excuse for nuking the entire planet, flying tarantulas would make epic pets.

      [–]jableshables 32 points33 points ago

      Relevant.

      [–]TrentCronin 4 points5 points ago

      That's just a braves fan watching Chipper screw up on his last game.

      [–]farawaycircus 1 point2 points ago

      Chipper still plays? I was never into Baseball, but I collected the cards as a kid cos people kept giving their old cards. I started collecting them for their monetary value, and Chipper Jones was always a valuable card. I used to have one made from the wood of a bat.. sold it for $80.00 and bought a gameboy advanced :P

      [–]Omnipotent_Hamster 44 points45 points ago

      Bah, damn moths. Get out of here mo-OHSHITFUCKFUCKFUCK

      [–]distopiandoormatt 4 points5 points ago

      This would sound like a fan next your head.

      [–]Call_Me_Beep_Me 8 points9 points ago

      No! Please Nooo!

      [–]Mucak 9 points10 points ago

      http://i.imgur.com/vigKT.gif

      [–]avon22889 38 points39 points ago

      Find me a better article to prove this....please be fake.

      [–]spicewoman 37 points38 points ago

      Cursory internets search turned up nada, I think you're safe. Also looks shooped as hell and would never fly.

      [–]This_isR2Me 27 points28 points ago

      Those who have seen the flider do not live long enough to report (additional) articles on it

      [–]Roboticide 3 points4 points ago

      They've also evolved to intentionally looked "photoshopped" as a defense mechanism. You can't be hunted if nobody believes you're real.

      [–]MadHatter69 6 points7 points ago

      I wish you hadn't said that.

      [–]Hasteman 2 points3 points ago

      They only found the camera with the picture on it. No sign of the flider or the small child who owned the camera.

      [–]Ananasboat 2 points3 points ago

      Well, I mean, OBVIOUSLY it's shooped.

      You can see the fucking pixels!

      [–]avon22889 0 points1 point ago

      I advanced googled and found a gliding spider. It's about the size of a recluse and as skinny as a widow.

      [–]Kuchibashi 4 points5 points ago

      I hope this comment isn't serious.

      [–]avon22889 0 points1 point ago

      Sadly..arachnophobia had it's grip on my brain again.

      [–]Fidena 1 point2 points ago

      Faker than fake.

      [–]avon22889 0 points1 point ago

      I'm so happy it is,that'd be like palmetto bugs.

      [–]MrMasters 0 points1 point ago

      Spiders have eight legs.

      [–]avon22889 0 points1 point ago

      Didn't count, just saw spider esque thing and panicked.

      [–]ziggybiggnutts 0 points1 point ago

      It's most assuredly fake. I guarantee it. You can go to sleep now.

      [–]avon22889 0 points1 point ago

      I could kiss you.

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        [–]shawntails 6 points7 points ago

        Guess ill just go pack my stuff and going in space for the next 80 years of my life.

        [–]ChorroVon 24 points25 points ago

        I for one welcome our new winged spider overlords.

        [–]AhWarlin 2 points3 points ago

        Simpsons always gets an upvote!

        [–]afrolocke 2 points3 points ago

        Actually, there are spiders with wings, e.g. the peacock spider, but it isn't capable of flight. As its name implies, it uses its wings to attract females.

        [–]badonkeyshow 2 points3 points ago

        That's one handsome spider.

        [–]ElMandrake 0 points1 point ago

        ...until its population is large enough to start flying and dominate Earth

        [–]afrolocke 0 points1 point ago

        Aww... but it's so cute. It'd never harm any people ):

        [–]Frilla 1 point2 points ago

        I seriously just spit coke everywhere. This is the Funniest fucking thing ever. But it would probably kill me. :(

        [–]afrolocke 0 points1 point ago

        Nah, they're too tiny to harm humans. Anyways, here's how they attract females.

        [–]ChriosM 0 points1 point ago

        Need a way to attract females? sfw

        [–]carluis 11 points12 points ago

        OH. HELL. NO.

        [–]nontumultuous 2 points3 points ago

        Ok, you know what? No. No. I refuse to believe that... abomination exists.

        [–]moosemorse 4 points5 points ago

        Cross-posting to r/atheism, because if this exists, there is certainly NO GOD.

        [–]Daniellandos 7 points8 points ago

        Welp time to press that big red button.

        [–]MrBlukey 6 points7 points ago

        Bullshit. This better be Bullshit...

        Seriously...

        [–]modernwitch 7 points8 points ago

        What is it? Its 1am and I'm scared to click it :(

        [–]Thefailtrain 15 points16 points ago

        Dont click on it if you are afraid of things popping out at you. It's a GIF of an alien thing. As the guy holding the camera turns around a corner, it jumps down from the building it was on (mabye a farm house?) and lunges at the guy with the camera. Whatever it was got so close to the camera that all you could see were it's eyes. Then it ends. This all happens at night btw.

        [–]ILoveBooksAndMen 3 points4 points ago

        I'm glad you made something less scary than what it actually was. Good Guy Thefailtrain lets redditors have good night of sleep.

        [–]Hasteman 2 points3 points ago

        Nothing like thinking of a spider while trying to sleep. Even the slightest movement suddenly becomes spiders.

        Q.Q

        [–]modernwitch 0 points1 point ago

        Thank you so much. You just saved me from shitting my pants.

        [–]deadbeareyes 1 point2 points ago

        ...Australia...

        [–]hunter8902 2 points3 points ago

        Im outa here :~<

        [–]melkab17 5 points6 points ago

        "And thanks for all the fish!"

        [–]Beast_and_the_harlot 8 points9 points ago

        Whelp, time to set the world on fire. I'd like to say we had a pretty good run, but, you've read the history books.

        [–]yingkaixing 1 point2 points ago

        But I don't want to set the world on fire...

        [–]2nd_random_username 1 point2 points ago

        I just want to staaaart...

        [–]DracoObscura 1 point2 points ago

        A flame in your heaaaar-aaaaaaart

        [–]hmbaddeley 2 points3 points ago

        I'll be crying in a corner for the rest of the night.

        [–]nerd_with_no_fedora 1 point2 points ago

        Now if only it could scream while it flys around you...

        [–]CharredCereus 0 points1 point ago

        There are two-inch long ants which deliberately drop on you from trees and scream as they attack you, if you need some actually real nightmare fuel.

        I mean they live in the amazon and you'll probably never see one but still. Sweet dreams!

        [–]aspireS 1 point2 points ago

        About 4 nights ago had a dream with...flying spiders :/

        [–]ShioriCZ 2 points3 points ago

        That's some really bad photoshop...

        [–]unicorn_zombie -1 points0 points ago

        The shadow around everything except the wings makes this particularly believable.

        [–]Mobango94 2 points3 points ago

        Game over man... game over

        [–]tmo1138 11 points12 points ago

        NOPE!

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        [–]Xx420xcirclejerker69 1 point2 points ago

        Yes xDD

        [–]OzKFodrotski 4 points5 points ago

        http://sliders.wikia.com/wiki/Spiderwasp_World

        [–]ShiggityShwah 0 points1 point ago

        Is this a still from that show?

        [–]OzKFodrotski 0 points1 point ago

        I don't think so, but it immediately came to mind. Probably a more recent photoshop.

        Also, I can't seem to find a screen or clip of this from Sliders, but they're even more imposing than the OP, if memory serves.

        [–]FireballWhisky 3 points4 points ago

        next they'll be armed and have guns, 21/12/12 anyone?

        [–]mr_sardonicus 2 points3 points ago

        We have a European here ladies and gents

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          [–]H00PSHER 4 points5 points ago

          Now imagine it, your sitting on your couch, watching tv. You look behind you because you thought you heard a noise. You look back, A 4 foot FLIDER is staring you into your eyes into the deepest part of your soul. One move and it jumps on your face. What the hell would you do? REPLY

          [–]thedersy1 3 points4 points ago

          Give your body readily, don't struggle, and beg for it to be gentle.

          [–]keiblerclown 7 points8 points ago

          Drop my pants and start fapping, hoping for one last jizz

          [–]Hansafan 1 point2 points ago

          Reach for the crowbar. Haven't computer games taught you kids anything?

          [–]TomDaGlom 0 points1 point ago

          Turn around, drop my pants and relax because i know I'm fucked if I struggle or not!!

          [–]Frilla 1 point2 points ago

          I would look back into its soul. Wait until It makes it's move then Strike back at it at the same time with a full fledged headbutt and hope it kills this demon spawn.

          [–]atheistbassist 0 points1 point ago

          NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE

          [–]Ao1_Havoc 27 points28 points ago

          What do you want to open so badly?

          [–]atheistbassist 2 points3 points ago

          7-11, I want a coffee really badly!

          [–]Ao1_Havoc 2 points3 points ago

          Personally I would prefer some of those tosquitos.

          [–]atheistbassist 2 points3 points ago

          Good Ol' 7-11, keeping us safe from winged spiders since 1927.

          [–]ajsatx 0 points1 point ago

          sweet username

          [–]OutlawBlue9 0 points1 point ago

          Some toquitos del ojos?

          [–]jakemyers7 0 points1 point ago

          Would you pray to god for a coffee?

          [–]vertigo1083 -1 points0 points ago

          False.

          7-11 is open 24 hours.

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            [–]ari0711 -1 points0 points ago

            I'm assuming this is fake- regardless. I think this may be the first post that legitimately gave me the chills and made my skin crawl.....such a fucked up thought I'd probably end up setting myself on fire.

            [–]pagan_idol -1 points0 points ago

            oh god no.

            [–]Noperz -1 points0 points ago

            Fuck now I gotta worry about these?!?

            [–]rand0ml3tt3rs -1 points0 points ago

            I've had nightmares of such things.

            [–]LORDH4M 1 point2 points ago

            So this is how it ends...

            [–]saintbuttocks -1 points0 points ago

            I didn't realize they still published the Weekly World News.

            [–]Grello 0 points1 point ago

            nope.

            [–]Olibra 1 point2 points ago

            Ohhh it's a Hornet Tarantula. One of those stole my friends 4 week old nephew from his crib. He was never seen again.

            [–]muleish24 0 points1 point ago

            Right thats it im done living in this world cya later guys

            [–]Heartless_level -1 points0 points ago

            My nightmare's just became real!!

            [–]ArcticWolfy -1 points0 points ago

            Oh good god, I browsed r/creepy. Never again will I do again.

            [–]tjhasty -1 points0 points ago

            FAKE..... Has to be fake... fake right? Please? I don't know if I could share the same dimension as this thing, let alone the same planet.

            [–]Janjabu -1 points0 points ago

            Actual WTF was whispered. I do not want to meet this creature.

            [–]WalterPSobchak -1 points0 points ago

            Well... time to commit suicide

            [–]sas5814 1 point2 points ago

            If I was sitting around minding my own business and that thing came buzzing (flapping?) around I would just lose my shit..I'd have to start carrying a tennis racket everywhere.

            [–]Fermandooo 1 point2 points ago

            Time to buy a gun.

            [–]harleqin -1 points0 points ago

            Deer fly D:

            Take a look at this little bundle of joy! They're called deer fly in English and are actually six legged insects, but they kind of resemble OP's picture. Also, if you ever encounter one (or more likely - it encounters you) he'll fly down towards you, grab onto some hair, then suck your blood and lay eggs. In the process of sucking your blood it's sheds is wings because he ain't going nowhere..

            [–]Silberkralle 1 point2 points ago

            I don't care if it's real or not, just keep it away from me!

            [–]Kripposoft -1 points0 points ago

            Welp...

            [–]China_boi -1 points0 points ago

            The world should end now

            [–]TheNiceNovice -1 points0 points ago

            http://i.minus.com/ibpSboirrKFGCr.gif

            [–]kiel333 0 points1 point ago

            Found this in /r/fallout. I think it may be the same thing, or something similar anyway.

            Edit: Formatting

            [–]mikaelad -1 points0 points ago

            nope nope nope nope

            [–]DINKLEBERGvsTURNER 0 points1 point ago

            0_0 this is how I die.

            [–]animalcrackers01 0 points1 point ago

            it finally happened.

            "oh come on, just kill it. Its not like they fly or anything."

            they adapted.

            [–]TheOneTrueCripple 0 points1 point ago

            GAME OVER, MAN!

            [–]daltosax 0 points1 point ago

            obviously shooped pic is obviously shooped

            [–]LouSpudol 0 points1 point ago

            BREAKING NEWS! - Bat Boy Lives!

            (looks like a photo out of one of those magazines)

            [–]ososinsk 0 points1 point ago

            Cue the fake arachnophobia circlejerk. Nope! Right everyone?

            [–]Bike_Mechanic_Man 0 points1 point ago

            We're fucked. See ya everybody, it's been fun.

            [–]Koyoteelaughter 0 points1 point ago

            oh hell no. Looks like Samuel L. Jackson is going to get a chance to tell us how much he is sick and tired of these motherf*&king flying spiders on this plane.

            [–]RedditingMyLifeAway 0 points1 point ago

            looks more like a spider eating a winged insect.

            [–]7_legged_spider 0 points1 point ago

            Whoever made that is getting tons of job offers from Iran.

            [–]BipolarShooter 0 points1 point ago

            It would be funny as hell if someone made a videogame where the main villan boss monster is a Gigantic Winged-Spider! People would totaly FTFO! Mwahahahahaha! ...still scary as hell though.

            [–]earlystars 0 points1 point ago

            I REALLY hope this is from the same publication that brought us Bat Boy.

            [–]sdbgt 0 points1 point ago

            :Nothing to do here!: #Flies away.

            [–]wolfravenwylt 0 points1 point ago

            Looks like a tarantula wasp, except poorly photoshopped. Good thing these monsters hit the front page every couple of weeks, or I wouldn't know they were a real thing...this, on the other hand...seriously, shop better, it's only 2toned, shouldn't be that hard.

            [–]Daiglym1985 0 points1 point ago

            THEY'RE EVOLVING RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!

            [–]rustybaker28 0 points1 point ago

            would be a really good remake. anything's got to be better than the original... http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0271972/

            [–]blyan 0 points1 point ago

            If this is a real thing, I am leaving planet earth.

            [–]NorthernGrim 0 points1 point ago

            No. NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

            [–]morgyb213 0 points1 point ago

            my 4 year old sister could of done a better job on photoshop

            [–]AcroBadger 0 points1 point ago

            The fakeness. . . It's so creepy!

            [–]ringofphoenix22 0 points1 point ago

            i'll never go outside again O.O

            [–]SmoothLemur 0 points1 point ago

            We're fucked.

            [–]2bahKarro 0 points1 point ago

            NOPE

            [–]Snakeoilsage 0 points1 point ago

            http://i.qkme.me/3q3vml.jpg

            [–]raptorklawz 0 points1 point ago

            Any scientific explination. Instead of everyone making stupid comments and being scared, why don't we educate everyone on what the fuck this thing is.

            [–]Albatraous 0 points1 point ago

            Next there will be spiders with guns and knives instead of legs

            [–]beaglemaster 1 point2 points ago

            http://i.imgur.com/A8SEg.gif

            [–]Fudgefactor7 0 points1 point ago

            My time has come! :)

            http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/13rgne/youre_an_evil_genius_who_wants_to_punish_humanity/c76jcd7

            [–]Cpt_Waffle 0 points1 point ago

            I think curl up and die at this point.

            [–]Keshet27 0 points1 point ago

            This is my worst nightmare!

            [–]pshthatsme 0 points1 point ago

            I remember my first copy of Weekly World News

            [–]chidokage 0 points1 point ago

            Someone get NASA! This is reason enough to fund a thousand planetary expeditions. Get me off this rock!

            [–]kkeller4 0 points1 point ago

            NOPE.

            [–]MsLadysmith 0 points1 point ago

            Paint 'em orange, and they're skeet.

            [–]zkdove 0 points1 point ago

            upvote for awareness

            downvote for evolution.

            [–]h0och 0 points1 point ago

            And without wings

            http://www.gamerswithjobs.com/node/40550?page=9#comment-999851

            [–]justinwbb 0 points1 point ago

            Give them wings, they said. It will be awesome, they said.

            [–]TwizzX 0 points1 point ago

            KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!

            [–]Buscat 0 points1 point ago

            /r/wtf has become /r/photoshops, hasn't it?

            [–]Pelokt 0 points1 point ago

            this isnt real is it?

            [–]Dragongeek 0 points1 point ago

            Look! A wild NOPE!

            [–]Mynameisfez 0 points1 point ago

            I'm gonna go kill myself now

            [–]spamdown 0 points1 point ago

            Dey got wings now!

            [–]kylechloe66 0 points1 point ago

            So many nopes.

            [–]beaglemaster 0 points1 point ago

            That thing better not be real!

            [–]MegurineLuka14 0 points1 point ago

            The wings are identical/mirrored. It's fake

            [–]boxerej22 0 points1 point ago

            I believe this about the time we all invest in flamethrowers and cyanide pills

            [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

            Nope.avi

            [–]Grohiik 0 points1 point ago

            I really hope this is fake...

            [–]CosmicVomit 0 points1 point ago

            "It's an Ugly Planet! It's a Bug Planet!"

            This thing reminds me of those fucking wasps in that movie. Fuck that.

            [–]Rawrer44307 0 points1 point ago

            Whelp...I'm out

            [–]Caloa 0 points1 point ago

            Fuck now Im looking all over the place scared.

            [–]gleek07 1 point2 points ago

            http://i.imgur.com/NlsMG.jpeg

            [–]spacebewtz 0 points1 point ago

            No no no. Fuck that

            [–]Thefailtrain -1 points0 points ago

            NOOOOOOOOOOOO

            [–]Bellybooger 0 points1 point ago

            I don't want to live on those planet any more

            [–]RugerDragon 0 points1 point ago

            Oooh, fuck all kinds of duck. :I

            [–]kierono10 0 points1 point ago

            You're right! The only way to combat these winged beasts is by breeding with the ducks!

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