all 166 comments

[–]NinjaToad 375 points376 points ago

Does your dad really have new medicine OP? Does he?

[–]mythopoeia 165 points166 points ago

Does your dad even take medicine OP? Does he?

[–]dnthatethejuice 215 points216 points ago

At this point I'm wondering if OP even has a dad.

[–]THIS_POST_IS_FAKE 67 points68 points ago

How do you know his dad isn't a hippo on medication?

[–]turbodragon123 45 points46 points ago

Because it's fake.

[–]ta88nk 13 points14 points ago

Where do I know this from - I love it

[–]TheLeviathong 12 points13 points ago

[–]Breathing_Balls 19 points20 points ago

He shoots spaghetti from his wrists.

[–]railmaniac 12 points13 points ago

A-shut up, bitch!

[–]lowndest 2 points3 points ago

oh my god i'm dying. i wish Shitty_Watercolour would do a print of this.

[–]carlsaischa 1 point2 points ago

And justice from his fists.

[–]FirstGameFreak 2 points3 points ago

Relevant username

[–]yyx9 0 points1 point ago

My favorite Reddit gif ever.

[–]alecjohnson16 18 points19 points ago

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

[–]ArmpitBear 4 points5 points ago

I am Jay-Z I write rap songs AMA

[–]sourcreamjunkie 4 points5 points ago

What's Gucci, my nigga?

[–]alecjohnson16 0 points1 point ago

What's drugs, my deala?

[–]Fruitfi 0 points1 point ago

What's that jacket, gorilla.

Rap musics.

[–]ObliviousToTheWorld 0 points1 point ago

No one lies on the internet, that's just unheard of!

[–]yourmansconnect 6 points7 points ago

Im assuming he meant medical marijuana

[–]burr0 0 points1 point ago

But is that what the government wants us to believe?

[–]ghastlyactions 5 points6 points ago

At this point I'm wondering if OP was even the original poster.

[–]Bishopkilljoy 0 points1 point ago

Does Op even exist? I'm starting to doubt

[–]Xizithei 0 points1 point ago

You are cake day brothers, can't you be kind?

[–]partialdread 1 point2 points ago

happy cakes!

[–]Happy_Harry -4 points-3 points ago

YOUR DAD'S DEAD!

[–]IPhoenixFire -1 points0 points ago

Please don't joke about something like that. It is very offensive to those who have lost their parents.

[–]cryptonymous 6 points7 points ago

OP or OC?

[–]SaturdayAfternoonCEV 1 point2 points ago

oxycontin lol

[–]canyahearmemajortom 0 points1 point ago

Ha I lawled.

[–]interix 0 points1 point ago

fuck the OP

[–]AlwaysDefenestrated 0 points1 point ago

Funnily enough, Oxycontin now has OP stamped on it instead of OC.

[–]Agoldenexit 3 points4 points ago

Bro, do you even medicate?

[–]throweraccount 0 points1 point ago

Weed

[–]n00tropic 0 points1 point ago

Hippo is the pharmacist. OP's dad wanted to buy some grass.

[–]buttnutela 1 point2 points ago

on OP's reddit birthday no less.....

[–]count_funkula 196 points197 points ago

[–]ScratchyMcItchyballs 31 points32 points ago

wow this is a wonderful gif.

[–]ryvul 19 points20 points ago

[–]jhoover2 0 points1 point ago

I searched this whole section for this. Thank you.

[–]mythopoeia 38 points39 points ago

"I just took some new medicine, let me just google Nicholas Cage hippo"

[–]ThePhilBro 9 points10 points ago

Gets upvoted to front page instantly.

[–]brolizabeth 132 points133 points ago

Come on guys, we've all lied in our titles before. Don't be so hippo-critical.

[–]Rpgguyi 39 points40 points ago

You can't be certain he is lying, your claims are hippothetical.

[–]Halithor 46 points47 points ago

His dad probably doesn't even need pain meds, he's just a hippochondriac.

[–]JfArcher 16 points17 points ago

It's hippocracy that we're going down this dark road.

[–]blanket12334 18 points19 points ago

It's a dark cold road, and somebody is liable to get hippothermia if we go any farther

[–]manateebacon 9 points10 points ago

We can figure this out, just use your hippocampus.

[–]PoopingATM 4 points5 points ago

Sounds like a college for fat chicks

[–]MNorthey71 -2 points-1 points ago

You'll fit right in

[–]ShitsAndGigglesSake 0 points1 point ago

HIPPOPOTAMUS

[–]Dat_Karmavore -1 points0 points ago

Damn you all for making me laugh in the toilet stall like a dumbass.

[–]DownvoteMe_IDGAF 0 points1 point ago

This person is reposting like crazy today.

[–]partialdread -4 points-3 points ago

OK enough, Hip(po)sters

[–]SOncredible 74 points75 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
lul wut 0coms 12pts 3mos funny
I'll see your "Cage Monkey" and raise you a Hippolas Cage 14coms 587pts 2mos WTF
Hippolas Cage 3coms 86pts 2mos WTF
Africa can be an interesting place. 4coms 131pts 1yr funny
Hippolas Cage 0coms -2pts 2mos funny
Hippolas cage 5coms 324pts 2mos onetruegod
Hippolas Cage. 15coms 405pts 2mos funny
Hippolas Cage... 1com 3pts 27dys funny

source: karmadecay

[–]Rosugalbensialbastru 55 points56 points ago

Do you want to tell us OP is a faggot?

[–]Fliente 27 points28 points ago

[–]MNorthey71 4 points5 points ago

Facebook gives me shit when I call people faggots. They don't seem to understand context

[–]lac_du_ciel -3 points-2 points ago

Or maybe they dislike when people use offensive, derogatory slurs.

[–]MNorthey71 1 point2 points ago

Maybe...

Edit: By the way, if you can only think of an insult in one context all the time, YOU are the one with issues

[–]Dick_Serious 18 points19 points ago

Fuck you and your title.

[–]Tom_Bro 0 points1 point ago

yeah fuck this shit his bitch ass is all over the front page it's ridiculous

[–]our_land 18 points19 points ago

Everyone look at OP's (flower875) posting history. This person seriously has no life or personality beyond being a karma whoring faggot. This is a person who's life revolves around reddit.

Please don't encourage behavior like this. Everyone please downvote

[–]theduderman -1 points0 points ago

Cakeday karma grab. It's reddit, people fucking care about their internet points.

[–]FishEyedFool 2 points3 points ago

My question is why? What use are karma points, likes, viewers, or subscribers ... I don't understand why this generation is so hung up on this useless shit that means nothing.

Oh I got like 100 FB friends... but I have only ever spoken to like 10 of them. Never met the other 90.

[–]theduderman 2 points3 points ago

Downvote, tag and move along. You get used to it after a while.

[–]yyx9 -1 points0 points ago

If you give me your home address I will send you a sword long bow because you deserve it.

[–]our_land 0 points1 point ago

Really? I've always wanted a sword long bow.

[–]polezo 28 points29 points ago

[–]HASHTAG_YOLOSWAG 7 points8 points ago

Glory be to Cage!

[–]NicolasSage 5 points6 points ago

May Cage be with you.

[–]ThePhilBro 15 points16 points ago

[–]swarls_bronson 0 points1 point ago

One of my favourite gifs ever.

[–]BaronOshawott 0 points1 point ago

gif is clearly fake. No man would be displeased upon seeing his girlfriend is actually our lord Cage.

[–]TerraRyan11 2 points3 points ago

This was mine. You suck. I got 401 upvotes and you can't take it away from me. A redditor reposted?? Shocking, I know. But still. I'm layin' claim http://imgur.com/PZmoF

[–]OneCello 4 points5 points ago

And it just so happened to be on your cake day. Hmm.

[–]partialdread 2 points3 points ago

maybe OP doesn't have a cat?

[–]richiewww 0 points1 point ago

Actual lol... have an upvote, even though the OP possibly faggot.

[–]perfsurf 2 points3 points ago

Bullshit

[–]perfsurf 2 points3 points ago

You're obsession with worthless internet points has made me feel so much better about my life, which I thought wasn't too exciting. Cheers OP you faggot.

[–]OhNoItzJoe 7 points8 points ago

no he didn't you lying fuck

[–]bjb7621 4 points5 points ago

Yeah I doubt it.

[–]nervoustwit 0 points1 point ago

Tete a claque!

[–]OliverGrune 1 point2 points ago

Why does OP always have to lie to me?

[–]railmaniac 0 points1 point ago

Is there supposed to be some sort of correlation?

[–]brunocarvas 0 points1 point ago

...

[–]RoiMan 0 points1 point ago

NHL sent you an old repost from /wtf! How cute.

[–]Funktapus 0 points1 point ago

The treatment is working

[–]j3434 0 points1 point ago

demerol ?

[–]rootbrian 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me of Rick Rosstrach

[–]trampus1 0 points1 point ago

I see they upped his dose of Karmatol, I just hope he can handle it.

[–]99george 0 points1 point ago

ha ha ha

[–]prometheus1981 0 points1 point ago

I feel his pain not FYFT!

[–]Vuldovah 0 points1 point ago

So your Dad must be pretty familiar with Reddit if he knows about the ongoing Nick Cage thing.

Reddit doesn't like liars.

[–]Ontopourmama 0 points1 point ago

Someone needs to let r/onetruegod know about this, ASAP.

[–]ManiacalMewtwo -1 points0 points ago

Could be worse.. It could be Nippolas Cage O.o

[–]kerdon 0 points1 point ago

So this is the pet they keep over at /r/onetruegod.

[–]procom49 1 point2 points ago

This is a repost

[–]gogogadgetkat 0 points1 point ago

I'm feeling pretty weird on tramadol right now. I laughed really hard, and then I just stared for a while and was terrified. Now I don't know what to feel.

[–]thedude213 0 points1 point ago

Aaaaand I found my new facebook profile picture.

[–]acidvolt 0 points1 point ago

It's amazing how we can recognize it's nicholas cage.

[–]Pulse761 0 points1 point ago

No he didn't.

[–]fruitysteve 0 points1 point ago

Why is it so unbelievable that his dad sent him this? Still, OP should check before posting something to see how much karma other redditors got for posting it.

[–]grodon909 0 points1 point ago

Ugh. Mine will be on on a monday as well...

[–]L2klbs 0 points1 point ago

Happy Cake Day!

[–]xraynorx 0 points1 point ago

I literally rolled on the floor laughing. Soo good.

[–]ChristopherJDorsch 0 points1 point ago

What does the pain medication have to do with the joke? And obviously fake...

[–]duck_shit 0 points1 point ago

[–]KitsuneRagnell 0 points1 point ago

[–]puffnstuff272 -1 points0 points ago

WHY ISNT THIS #1?!

[–]PhatPig 1 point2 points ago

/r/onetruegod is leaking.

[–]AliasUndercover 0 points1 point ago

Guess it works.

[–]benoit13ak -1 points0 points ago

I almost burst out into laughter in the middle of my class.... You bastard.

[–]Tsain 0 points1 point ago

I read this title and I immediately thought his dad is a raging drug addict.

[–]Jwoey 0 points1 point ago

RES is great for filtering posts by title, so you don't have to see "le gem" and shit like that. I really wish I could filter every "Nicholas Cage photoshopped on something" post

[–]lostpatience 0 points1 point ago

yeah I'm sure he did

[–]NeoRush 1 point2 points ago

Someone needs to make a Nippolas Cage. now.

[–]willworkforpeas 7 points8 points ago

thanks for volunteering, have it on my desk by 3.

[–]JustAnEwok 0 points1 point ago

No, he didn't.

[–]HASHTAG_YOLOSWAG 1 point2 points ago

I require a screencap of the email or text as proof, or else /r/karmaconspiracy.

[–]neomatrix248 -1 points0 points ago

I think the new medication is working, OP.

[–]Sibling_soup -2 points-1 points ago

Happy cakeday :)

[–]BARTLEDEET 0 points1 point ago

Does you're dad know that the posts on /r/funny are actually supposed to be funny? Because It's looks like you don't

[–]Jackcooper -3 points-2 points ago

you know what would be funny is if we took something completely unrelated to nicholas cage and then we added nicholas cage and uploaded it

[–]ferretlover97 -3 points-2 points ago

Happy cake day.

[–]pockets817 -3 points-2 points ago

Hail, the glorious one!

[–]TuAmazing 0 points1 point ago

Dad?

[–]lanzapan -2 points-1 points ago

I don't even care if the story is fake upvoting for onetruegod

[–]chasingthebird 0 points1 point ago

oooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhh myyyyyyy goddddd i'mmm dying of laughter!

[–]AlwaysDisposable -3 points-2 points ago

My boss just sent me this picture via the wireless printer at my desk...

[–]flamants -1 points0 points ago

a repost with a blatantly fabricated title...yet you're #3 on r/all within 2 hours. HOW DARE YOU, REDDIT!

[–]vu_zave -4 points-3 points ago

True story or not. How do photoshoppers make a hippo look like Nicholas Cage?

[–]i_believe_in_pizza 11 points12 points ago

Turn on Pro Mode in Preferences. Then go to Filters --> Effects --> Karma Effects --> Washed Up Celebs

Select Cage, N. from the menu. Apply filter. You might have to tweak the stubble coefficient and and hair density a bit to get the desired result.

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[–]bloodguard 0 points1 point ago

I've kind of always wondered about this. The couple of times I've been on serious pain meds (Oxycodone) the only thing they did was make me itchy and sleepy (and mostly pain free). No high. No euphoria. I just don't get how you can get addicted to them.

[–]laur7620 1 point2 points ago

What people don't get (as I am getting down voted) is that opioids simply activate the opioid receptors in the brain. When these receptors are activated they release endorphines. Endorphines are your natural pain reliever, but will also causes euphoria when no pain is present. The mount of the opioid you take corresponds to the amount of endorphins released. When you are not in enough pain to use up the amount of opioids you've taken the side effect is euphoria; whether it would be from not being in enough pain, or from taking too high a dose. Therefore, since you have never experienced a high, you are in fact suffering from pain and are taking the correct dose and therefore will not feel euphoria and will, thankfully, not understand how it becomes addicting.

[–]YourCummyBear 0 points1 point ago

God created man in his image. And our one true god also decided to create one hippo in his image.