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[–]kal0029 465 points466 points ago

Office pets are great, I wish more places had them. I worked at a cabinet shop for a bit, they had a cat that lived in the office. Naturally I spent all my breaks with the cat, made the job much more bearable.

[–]Lord_NiteShade 324 points325 points ago

Bookstore with a cat. He was the angriest looking mother fucker but damn did he love belly rubs.

[–]StaticBeat 124 points125 points ago

There is a place called The Bookshop in Chapel Hill, NC that has some cats that just roam around the store.

[–]Jikum 44 points45 points ago

Theres a jewelry shop in Alpena, MI that has a rabbit who hops around the store. People bring in carrots for him daily.

[–]jllunsfo 25 points26 points ago

You know what bunnies really love, I mean, more than carrots? Cilantro or bananas.

[–]naturalalchemy 3 points4 points ago

I knew some that just went crazy for parsley. They knew the sound of the bag being opened and would come hopping at full speed.

[–]LittleBoyPants 10 points11 points ago

I love that place! I was there this weekend in the history section towards the back, and the orange cat walked down the aisle and looked at me as if to say "I've got my eye on you motherfucker." As a Mexican originally from Texas, the look that cat gave me made me feel right at home.

[–]TheCollective01 6 points7 points ago

Same with Twice Sold Tales in Seattle! Really nice lady runs the store with two awesome cats that just lay on the checkout counter.

[–]banetheinsane 5 points6 points ago

You can say that again!

[–]jew-nose-it 11 points12 points ago

woo triangle represent! I live in Durham.

[–]exactomacto 1 point2 points ago

Aww, yeah! I was waiting for our city to show up one of these days.

[–]Pythosblaze 1 point2 points ago

Raleigh here!

[–]kentpilot 80 points81 points ago

Every work place should have a cat just like Grumpy Cat[Tard]

[–]biggestdoucheyouknow 11 points12 points ago

Hey! You taught me about tags! I'd like to let you know that I have been using them to tag Every girl I run into on reddit.

[–]Alien1993 117 points118 points ago

That's creepy. Don't do it.

[–]UndeadPirateLeChuck 57 points58 points ago

That's nothing. I go to sex-related askreddit threads and tag people with their fetishes.

[–]Nightlotus 25 points26 points ago

I'm... still confused @_@

[–]caffe1ne 6 points7 points ago

[–]StraY_WolF 5 points6 points ago

If you edit it fast enough it wont show up.

[–]kadivs 4 points5 points ago

but then he would have to make a screenshot of the edit and upload that to imgur again, which would have a different url

[–]AstaraelGateaux 15 points16 points ago

Either I'm being thick or this is fucking weird.

[–]amtracdriver 9 points10 points ago

Does not compu...

beep beep beep

Power restored Captain.

Take us out of here Number One.

[–]Th3MadCreator 6 points7 points ago

BURN THE WITCH!

[–]Alien1993 17 points18 points ago

That's funny, imagine the akward conversations.

"I think the economics shit fuck fuck!"

"Ehy, you're the guy who loves to stick hamster in his anus!"

[–]skittles762 11 points12 points ago

Richard Gere is on reddit?

[–]thimblyjoe 7 points8 points ago

People like you are the reason I have a separate account for all my sex related redditing.

[–]Not_Your_Ham 7 points8 points ago

Natural redheads, pale girls, unshaven pubes, creampies.

[–]Shellface 2 points3 points ago

Well hey, you're talking to the biggest douche you know.

[–]DigbyChickenZone 0 points1 point ago

But... he's the biggest douche I know

[–]Lord_NiteShade 13 points14 points ago

Small Reddit

[–]biggestdoucheyouknow 3 points4 points ago

Very much so.

[–]ShockScapes 4 points5 points ago

yeah stop doing that

[–]TheRocketKnight 60 points61 points ago

My old workplace got a cat to take care of the mice. He didn't catch any mice. We got another cat that went on a rampage against the mice (his nickname was Killbot5000, no, I didn't name him). We started talking about getting rid of the first cat. Within 2 hours the first cat had caught his first mouse.

[–]SixAlarmFire 18 points19 points ago

KITTIES KNOW!

[–]mrsix 1 point2 points ago

While chasing of moving objects is instinctual in cats, the hunting of mice is actually a learned behavior - perhaps cat2 taught cat1.

[–]charleattack 123 points124 points ago

I agree! I brought my cat to the office the other day.

Sadly, my mother HATES stray cats. And I was like,

"YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO MOM! THIS IS MY OFFICE!"

and she was like,

"Then go get a job and move out of the basement!"

and my father was there... but he didn't say anything. He just shook his head and drank his scotch.

[–]Hamburgex 38 points39 points ago

Now what were we talking about again?

[–]charleattack 28 points29 points ago

"Nobody like you when you're 23"

-Mark Hoppus of Blink-182-

Except I'm 25.

[–]skyman724 4 points5 points ago

Well the name of the song is "What's My Age Again?"............

Oh, and where's my Asian friend? I need to make sure he isn't an impersonator.

[–]kalpol 3 points4 points ago

about needing tree fiddy

[–]wompratt16 5 points6 points ago

Dammit! Get out of here Loch Ness Monster!

[–]carriegood 12 points13 points ago

I work for my mother, in an office converted from the bottom floor of her house. And while my mother doesn't LOVE stray cats, she has taken in several. Her favorite, Squeaker, often jumps on my desk, flops down on my keyboard and cuddles until he falls asleep. As cute as it is, it's damn hard to type around him.

[–]revolverwaffle 17 points18 points ago

Apparently providing a box for them, like the cover of a board game next to the keyboard will get the cat to lie down in that instead. I haven't tried it myself, but my cats like to lie down on my feet or backpack when I'm on my laptop so it's not usually a problem.

[–]FeilNerguson 1 point2 points ago

Scotch... classy

[–]Shurikane 46 points47 points ago

Problem is, the more people in the office, the more likely it is that someone's allergic to cats. :(

(Points thumbs at self)

[–]HilariousB 16 points17 points ago

Yeah...the CEO of the small company I work for always brings her 3 HUGE dogs into the office, and don't get me wrong I love dogs, but I am very VERY allergic...and these guys don't get bathed too often :-/

[–]VectorCell 20 points21 points ago

That's actually really inconsiderate. Have you told her that you're allergic?

[–]Morbanth 2 points3 points ago

If HilariousB is from the US (where they can fire you for almost any reason), I would imagine no. :D

[–]DisregardHumanity 9 points10 points ago

You're fired.

[–]FruitPlatter 26 points27 points ago

As someone who is allergic to cats and owns several: Take a damned allergy pill and stop ruining everyone's fun! >:C

[–]MiningwithPortals 20 points21 points ago

As someone who is allergic to cats and takes an allergy pill daily: Only works for upper respiratory. For someone who experiences unbearably itchy eyes, it's not that easy. If only they made a pill for that :( EDIT: Oh my gosh thanks for all the replies! I'll have to check into those drops!

[–]FruitPlatter 4 points5 points ago

Mine helps with my sniffles, nose running, puffed up maddeningly itchy eyes, and irritated skin.

[–]ShadowPhoenix951 8 points9 points ago

A few years ago, I was highly allergic to cats. If I took an allergy pill, being around them was bearable, but I didn't enjoy it by any means.

[–]lunarose 13 points14 points ago

Different levels of allergy. Allergy pills helps things like runny noses and itchy eyes but not allergies like mine where cats actually can cause anaphylaxis. I used to have to carry an epipen my allergy was so severe.

[–]Romanator3000 2 points3 points ago

I hear ya buddy, I'm right there with you.

[–]Shaysdays 2 points3 points ago

True, but if an office had a cat to begin with, would you apply there?

[–]zab329 3 points4 points ago

You'll find a Grizzly makes work even more.... bearable.

[–]EugeneMJC 5 points6 points ago

Office that allows pets... What sorcery is this?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

I think my office has a cat. I'm not really sure. I guess I should say:

There is occasionally a cat at the outdoor eating area at my office. Also I think the cat changes every couple weeks.

[–]austeregrim 1 point2 points ago

As someone who is allergic to cats, I would stop that right away.

[–][deleted] 232 points233 points ago

I thought that cat was wearing a suit.

[–]TheAncient 86 points87 points ago

I had to go back and check, because I didn't realise he wasn't.

[–]Admiral_Cuddles 43 points44 points ago

Sure you didn't, because cats normally wear suits so that's what you saw.

[–]TheAncient 27 points28 points ago

In my head I was like: "My, that's a fancy cat!"

I figured it was an office cat and the people there felt the need to make him look classy. I've seen stranger things.

[–]Breathing_Balls 5 points6 points ago

A catsuit. Yeah, I'll go with that.

[–]MarshMonkey12 9 points10 points ago

O my gosh! I was watching that this morning. Great.

[–]Jecskid 18 points19 points ago

No, he just wanted to show everyone his asshole. Just like every other cat in the universe.

[–]MrSFer 153 points154 points ago

Aaaand of course kitty gives us the ass end

[–]zodar 133 points134 points ago

ALL SHALL VIEW MY BROWN EYE

[–]ChiliFlake 18 points19 points ago

AND DESPAIR..

[–]Pickledsoul 43 points44 points ago

The eternal giver of Poopies.

[–]dzamie 6 points7 points ago

I love that ChiliFlake's comment is right below yours. "The eternal giver of poopies ... AND DESPAIR!"

[–]Fine_Structure 4 points5 points ago

Well now it's not!

[–]Deledestile 540 points541 points ago

Here you can see the progress of the furricane.

[–]howlgaffgaff 242 points243 points ago

but luckily it'll miss us by a whisker.

[–]MorleyDotes 172 points173 points ago

It's making a feline for the coast.

[–]bri-bird 109 points110 points ago

Storms are apawling.

[–]KingPhine 121 points122 points ago

Looks like the Keys are going to be hit by the tail end of it

[–]feelsnice 88 points89 points ago

Expect the coastline to be littered with debris.

[–]Astromachine 95 points96 points ago

Furricane Catrina takes 9 lives.

[–]Tomb760 52 points53 points ago

Cat.

[–]omeyy 11 points12 points ago

[–]kinsmed 27 points28 points ago

Cat 1 purricane passing thru the Keys. Film at 11.

[–]gigashadowwolf 5 points6 points ago

Film at eleven? But the furricane is right meow!

[–]Darren1337 5 points6 points ago

Felis silvestris catus

[–]k187ss 71 points72 points ago

Catastrophic weather is to be expected

[–]rasmus9311 4 points5 points ago

It's going to be catastrophic.

ninja edit: guess I'm not original at all, god damn it k187ss you were first!

[–]PapaNixon 39 points40 points ago

That's just tropical storm Max.

[–]mb9023 41 points42 points ago

Here you can see he's tearing up the carpet along the southeast coast...aaand now he's peeing all over the Atlantic.

[–]kieran_hunt 35 points36 points ago

Imagine how many green cats have walked around like that in the past and we never knew.

[–]RichOfTheJungle 79 points80 points ago

I thought it was a goose walking backwards at first. I need some coffee

[–]Blahblag12321 42 points43 points ago

Or glasses.

[–]RichOfTheJungle 53 points54 points ago

Or some glasses off coffee

[–]Canadian_Man 7 points8 points ago

[–]slydunan 24 points25 points ago

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[–]jamesbiff 12 points13 points ago

That man should have received a medal for his composure, dude didnt even flinch. Personally id have lost it.

[–]gmont 16 points17 points ago

i saw it live, it was on Univision 23 Miami..i believe this is the third time it happens.. last time was about 2 years ago..they even have a name for the cat.. they have a couple of cats around Univision's parking lot and sometimes the cats just make it into the studio to get some karma..

[–]nicasucio 8 points9 points ago

were there laughters or were those added later to the video?

[–]CCNeverender 18 points19 points ago

he looks like a little submarine passin through the Gulf

[–]Spike2050 10 points11 points ago

I think a giant military space cat is attacking cuba

[–]sideburnsandmore 4 points5 points ago

Capitalist Cat will vanquish Communism.

[–]Omgamage 9 points10 points ago

I give you togus the cat! When this guy was on the air, you knew shit was going down.

[–]treerex 19 points20 points ago

[–]coleosis1414 10 points11 points ago

The cat: "The fuck are you looking at? The fuck are you talking to?"

[–]rlg 8 points9 points ago

Cats do not understand green screen technology

[–]SixAlarmFire 7 points8 points ago

I'm not really sure if I do, either.

[–]sighbourbon 11 points12 points ago

wow, he deals with it gracefully. and the cat is just crazy about him.

[–]BCMM 9 points10 points ago

Studiokatze!

(German is fun.)

[–]GoodbyeDoggy 30 points31 points ago

IT'S GOIN RAIN FUR BALLS.

(I'm not witty. That's why I surf the Internet)

[–]ASSHOLE_BY_NATURE 3 points4 points ago

Pretty damn witty to me.

[–]Qurse 9 points10 points ago

So much cat-butthole.

[–]Diminutiveathome 4 points5 points ago

This is exactly why I watch the local spanish language news here in Miami. Also there's way more stories about boobies

[–]videoreditor 6 points7 points ago

Hurricane Sprinkles, coming up from the south..

[–]ThisIsTheDance 4 points5 points ago

One of our local news stations has a cat that hangs out on the weather deck. His name is "Doppler" and I've heard from people who have interned there that he has his own dressing room. haha

[–]alphalaz 6 points7 points ago

At first I thought the cat was wearing a suit...

[–]Dinkleburg238 4 points5 points ago

thousands of people watching and the cat still shows off its butt hole, what an ass

[–]Digipete 3 points4 points ago

My father worked as a transmitter engineer on the top of Mount Washington in Northern New Hampshire. He was in charge of keeping the transmitters in that remote location running for WMTW TV-8. A sidelight of his job, and what he is known in the northeast for was a 30 second weather show during the 6 o'clock news.

They had a cat named Pushka that lived with them up there. Every so often during the show the cat would jump up on the desk in front of Dad. The studio received enough letters from viewers asking for more of the cat that my father started keeping a little catnip in his shirt pocket to lure the cat in.

[–]this_time_i_mean_it 0 points1 point ago

[–]Trimmel 2 points3 points ago

Cats. They do what they want.

[–]FitzNuggets 2 points3 points ago

up periscope

[–]Hokie_Wartooth 1 point2 points ago

"a southeasterly wind will keep giant cats from making landfall through the weekend... back to you"

[–]PremiumTree54 2 points3 points ago

Dat ass.

[–]_Isaac_Newton 2 points3 points ago

It's raining cats and cats

[–]SteamBoatMickey 2 points3 points ago

♫Aruba, Jamaica, oooooh I wanna take you to Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty Kitty...♫

[–]EvilShallWin 1 point2 points ago

Cats don't give a fuck.

[–]Rollergirl66 2 points3 points ago

Years ago my local television station took in a stray that took up residence in their "weather garden". He was an orange tabby named Larry. Not long after, a young stray named Joey joined him. Joey was feral & took a long time to tame. Eventually Larry was run over in the down town city streets behind that Little Rock television station.

Joey was then pinned in. They enclosed the weather garden and he cannot roam the LR streets. Of course, another feral "Joey" can't slip in now, either.

Joey has become a star all on his own. Personally, I was rather attached to Larry, but something about taming the wild kitten touched many people's hearts. Joey is a national star now and has been featured on Animal Planet.

Other television stations have adopted their own cats because of Larry and Joey. I suppose this cat is one of them, but I hear they are good for ratings.

Just thought you might be interested in how cats have become regular occurrences in news stations.

[–]4heartace 1 point2 points ago

It's a cat, lol. upvote.

[–]Metalman1094 4 points5 points ago

Holy fucknuts!!! Not that anyone cares but I live there!

[–]DreadPiratesRobert 3 points4 points ago

I care

[–]fluxuation 2 points3 points ago

Me too. Not sure which city you're at but I found it random to see Hialeah in the center of a gif on reddit.

[–]mistidoi 1 point2 points ago

Jesus cat walks on water.

[–]Bobojobaxter 0 points1 point ago

am I the only one who thought this was a person wearing the same colors as the green screen, except their shorts?

[–]mariopro111 1 point2 points ago

Aww <3 Kitty!

[–]shrapnel09 1 point2 points ago

Periscope up!

[–]brussels4breakfast 0 points1 point ago

Aaaaaaaaand......it's gone.

[–]el_cheebacabra 0 points1 point ago

Meeow

[–]Alpinevelo 0 points1 point ago

Funny how he glances down at the cat at the last second of the GIF, pretending not to notice.

[–]DidymusEi 1 point2 points ago

Any workplace that has a cat must be an awesome place to work.

[–]grindinghalt 1 point2 points ago

This is why I watch KTHV Little Rock's CBS morning news show..for Joey the cat. He likes to force the guests to pet him while they do the interview.

[–]Rueex 0 points1 point ago

The giant cat overlords are coming. MUST OBEY THE CUTENESS

[–]Darrik 1 point2 points ago

I thought the cat had a blazer on, like a little newsanchor cat

[–]ColonelSnafu 1 point2 points ago

Well I re-watched it several times trying to figure out why someone would make a .gif of a bunch of downvotes pointing towards a cat. It seemed very out of character for reddit.

Edit:left out a word

[–]imautoparts 0 points1 point ago

CAT!

[–]Lord_pipe_Beard 1 point2 points ago

This took me forever to realize this was not a submarine, nor a snorkel mask and that it, is fact, a cat.

[–]ethanoffthechain 0 points1 point ago

WEATHER KITTY DON'T GIVE A FUCK!

[–]ketchy_shuby 1 point2 points ago

Y sur de la Florida, que hemos lento movimiento enorme gato.

[–]W00tbeer1 -1 points0 points ago

It's sad to think they probably had to get rid of the cat because of this.

[–]kevie3drinks 1 point2 points ago

Hurricane Whiskers!

[–]CammysComicCorner 1 point2 points ago

I don't know why this made me laugh so hard, but it did. It most certainly did.

[–]torihertel 0 points1 point ago

No hurricanes this week, but cat.

[–]MS_Synecdoche 0 points1 point ago

I'm convinced that cats deliberately parade around with their assholes on display.

[–]kilbert66 1 point2 points ago

I'm more impressed with the greenscreen--now, I'll be honest, I've only ever worked with old tech in a high school tv production class, so I don't know how brand new studio quality ones work, but if you walked past that thing without being..I don't even know, 'attuned' to it, you had a giant green aura around you.

tl;dr: cat didn't fuck up the greenscreen. Neat.

[–]belladonnadiorama 0 points1 point ago

catbuttcatbuttcatbutt

That's all I see.

[–]RiemannZeta 0 points1 point ago

BUT CATS HATE WATER!!!

[–]AnusBlaster 0 points1 point ago

I would've acknowledged the shit out of that cat, especially on tv , unlike this heartless bastard.

[–]TheDesertFox 0 points1 point ago

"Old long Johnson!"

[–]Fearnohamsters 0 points1 point ago

I love how all the arrows point at the cat as it walks past

[–]bathroomstalin -1 points0 points ago

TIL There's a Ft. Lauderdale, South Africa

[–]amandatoryy 0 points1 point ago

fort myers!!! home of the crazy cat lady.

meow.

[–]superhotdustball 0 points1 point ago

That cat uses surf way more efficiently than even the most majestic Lapras.

[–]RyanTakahashi 0 points1 point ago

In other news, it seems Catzilla has struck again in the Bahamas...we'll have more at 11.

[–]Shruglife -1 points0 points ago

Gaze upon my butt hole

[–]astrograph 0 points1 point ago

i have a med term final on Friday... 1500 flash cards and 600 questions to go through.....

but this is more interesting...

[–]justpissingthrough 0 points1 point ago

It's pissing through. just-pissing-through. happens all the time.

[–]wheatbreadskeegs34 0 points1 point ago

I live in Fort Myers.

[–]fatguybayonet 0 points1 point ago

Finally, the answer to the Bermuda Triangle mystery!

[–]Sunshine117 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one that thought that cat was wearing a suit jacket at first glance?

[–]ThePlaystation0 1 point2 points ago

"And that's the weather, now back to Cat Lauer. Cat?"

[–]nitcanavan 0 points1 point ago

"I'm going to the Bahamas!"

[–]rasta_lion 0 points1 point ago

that cat looks like he's wearing a suit

[–]CorpulentCatfish 0 points1 point ago

The first three times I watched it I thought its was a goose walking backwards.

[–]TaquitoTerrorist 1 point2 points ago

At first I thought the cat was wearing a suit.

[–]pgibso 0 points1 point ago

haha

[–]robotusson 0 points1 point ago

there's about 4-5 cats at this comic book store I go to.

Scared the shit out of me when something brushed past my leg while I was reading.

[–]GladiatorBill 0 points1 point ago

God cats just don't give a fuck at ALL.

[–]PeruvianSkies 0 points1 point ago

I thought the tail was a Periscope of some sort before the cat came into visibility >.<

[–]Augieitaliano 0 points1 point ago

Wtf! Haha

[–]ckswim17 0 points1 point ago

It's clearly showing the annual migratotry route.

[–]skyman724 0 points1 point ago

I was expecting a storm system to come out of Florida's urethra.

[–]evilbananaman 0 points1 point ago

Holy~ What I wouldn't give to be able to smear cream cheese all over that cat's butt hole.

[–]OferZak 0 points1 point ago

South Florida Wiggie

[–]Teh_Animal_Lover -1 points0 points ago

Joey The Garden Cat?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Freakin cats lol

[–]Brittybotts 0 points1 point ago

I hope that cat lives at that news station and he sometimes makes the newscasters rub him while they are trying to cover a serious breaking news story.

[–]RickShaw530 0 points1 point ago

The eye of that hurricane looks exactly like a cat's asshole...

[–]namgev 0 points1 point ago

Does anyone remember broadcasts from WMTW (Mt. Washington) in the '70s where they got a once weekly update from the top of Mt. Washington? There was always a cat's tail going back and forth in front of the guy giving the update

[–]obelus 0 points1 point ago

Slow moving cat front.

[–]AMArequester 1 point2 points ago

I love workplace cats! Here's ours I only wish more stores had animals.

[–]FomorianKing 0 points1 point ago

r/weather