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My Axe!! (i.imgur.com)

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[–]jednx01 10 points11 points ago

Sauramon to Grima: "You stink of horse." Gimli walks in and sprays him with Axe

[–]I_CATS 0 points1 point ago

Sauramon, I choose you!

[–]h-u-g-o 21 points22 points ago

English people won't understand.

[–]legenwaitforitdanny 12 points13 points ago

It's called Lynx in Ireland too.

[–]scamps1 11 points12 points ago

And Wales.

[–]Mr_Flippers 10 points11 points ago

And Australia

[–]hornetblack 0 points1 point ago

but you can still get Axe as well can't you?

[–]Mr_Flippers 0 points1 point ago

No, it's Lynx. I might have seen it in some cheap market once, but in here, Wales, Ireland and I think NZ + England and Scotland, it's called Lynx

[–]Tend_to_agree 0 points1 point ago

Nope, its the same smells and can design, except for the name. Our adverts on the telly for it usually have the slogan "The Lynx Effect" where a lot of beautiful women cannot resist the smell.

Utter bullshit of course, since it smells like ass and has an asphyxiation effect on people.

[–]hornetblack 0 points1 point ago

Most Unilever deodourants are exacltly the same, with different labels. I just thought Axe was another unilever deodourant.

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[–]h-u-g-o 6 points7 points ago

Is the deodorant in your country also called Lynx?

[–]inquisitorofdeleted 4 points5 points ago

I'm afraid the comment you were responding to has been deleted. Do you happen to remember what it was you were responding to?

[–]h-u-g-o 1 point2 points ago

He said he isn't English but still don't understand.

[–]inquisitorofdeleted 0 points1 point ago

Thank you for your time.

[–]Korgano -2 points-1 points ago

Neither will americans, the guy claiming someone else has his axe is holding the axe cans.

[–]Herdsoot 7 points8 points ago

http://www.explosm.net/comics/2709/

[–]phidus 5 points6 points ago

I was trying to start a campfire this weekend. I needed to split some wood for kindling and told my friend we needed an axe. He got is spray deodorant out of the car because he thought we would use it like lighter fluid or something.

[–]Wairong 3 points4 points ago

Well, Axe is flammable.

[–]phidus 2 points3 points ago

It wouldn't have helped light a log though.

[–]alastor136 2 points3 points ago

Not sure if 'light a log' is streetspeak for something, or you just don't get out much.

[–]Patrick_Batemans_Axe 0 points1 point ago

PM me. I can definitely help you out next time.

[–]ohyeahepic 9 points10 points ago

I live in an urban neighborhood so at my corner store it's spelled ASK

[–]discontinuuity 7 points8 points ago

And my jpeg!

[–]elad661 11 points12 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
No Gimli! 4coms 317pts 1mo lotr
Every time i apply deodorant. 113coms 1429pts 1mo funny
Axe! 69coms 840pts 8mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]Restincali 31 points32 points ago

As funny as all the other times I've seen this post here

[–]millatime21 2 points3 points ago

Where is PoorlyTimedGimli when you need him?

[–]Chris153 2 points3 points ago

Relevant1, Relevant2.

[–]sir_maximum_fuck 1 point2 points ago

All the more poignant when you remember your middle school halls used to reek of this stuff.

[–]Willupvoteforfood928 1 point2 points ago

High school locker room.

[–]braeson 1 point2 points ago

AND THE BITCHES WENT CRAZY!

[–]lesneigedantan 1 point2 points ago

But at least when they storm the gates of Mordor, they'll smell like douchebags.

[–]Dusthunter0 0 points1 point ago

And my pillaging shovel!

[–]alastor136 0 points1 point ago

At first I read it and was like waitaminute why is Gimli using tear gas...

[–]hedges747 0 points1 point ago

A kid at my school went to the hospital twice last week because she's allergic to it and people keep spraying it in the hallways as if it cures prepubescence.

[–]kidblue672 0 points1 point ago

It's funny 'cause in the same scene he says that he also breaks his axe...

[–]Gaaz 0 points1 point ago

I axed my penis. Like chopping wood.

[–]epicjoebob 0 points1 point ago

http://www.explosm.net/comics/2709/

[–]Cam2929 0 points1 point ago

Repost repost

[–]ZeusCannon55 0 points1 point ago

Is that why there are thought to be no Dwarf women? All makes sense now!

[–]levmailhere 0 points1 point ago

AND MY REPOST!!

[–]Egress99 0 points1 point ago

"and my bunny bracelet"

[–]BlizzGamer 0 points1 point ago

omfg lmao, this is hilarious :D

[–]TomifromSuomi 0 points1 point ago

AND MY LYNX! (in UK).

[–]elegos513 -2 points-1 points ago

It's one of the most effective weapons in a douchebag's arsenal.

[–]MaybeNotaTurtle -1 points0 points ago

Calling someone a douchebag for using axe is being a douchebag.

[–]angrydeuce 0 points1 point ago

I'll never understand why the people that wear Axe insist on cropdusting a 25' radius around them with the shit...

[–]discovivi -1 points0 points ago

It's about as funny as the last time I saw it

[–]MaybeNotaTurtle 0 points1 point ago

I have seen this exact same comment on countless other posts.

[–]bretting -1 points0 points ago

I just upvoted it. Then downvoted it just so I could upvote it again. This is EXACTLY my flatmate...

[–]Cam2929 -2 points-1 points ago

Repost :P

[–]el_bhm -3 points-2 points ago

*Lynx

[–]poloniumradon 0 points1 point ago

wow

[–]el_bhm 2 points3 points ago

No, Lynx.

[–]LtZedKilla -2 points-1 points ago

*Axe

[–]immameoba -1 points0 points ago

Wow, just made a post about this and this guy stole it...

[–]JamesDarko -1 points0 points ago

I think that guy goes to my gym.

[–]psno1994 -3 points-2 points ago

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[–]derpy_lurker -2 points-1 points ago

Will someone explain the joke to me?

[–]bigsol81 0 points1 point ago

Axe is a brand of body spray.

[–]derpy_lurker 0 points1 point ago

I know that, but I don't get the rest of the joke.

[–]bigsol81 1 point2 points ago

It's a Lord of the Rings reference. Have you seen LotR?

...I'm not being trolled, am I?

[–]derpy_lurker 0 points1 point ago

Oh... Well then.
Not being trolled, I assure you. I actually haven't seen it. And I suppose with all the hype over the Hobbit, I probably should.

[–]bigsol81 0 points1 point ago

Definitely should, though I recommend getting the extended versions and setting an entire day aside.