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Bacon Fries [500x330] (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Cromatico 70 points71 points ago

Can you even taste the fries? Seems like this is trying too hard.

[–]total_hipster 12 points13 points ago

It really is trying too hard. I enjoy bacon as much as the next guy but turning bacon into a meme is a bit annoying.

[–]zombies8mybrain 23 points24 points ago

All you would taste is the bacon. It's too much bacon.

[–]Zelcron 5 points6 points ago

It'd be better with thicker fries. The crispy bacon and thick starchy fries would give it a more satisfying texture, I think.

[–]jflores2821 49 points50 points ago

One does not simply have too much bacon.....

[–]eviljolly 35 points36 points ago

The only way there could be too much bacon is if somehow bacon prevented you from enjoying more bacon.

Like, if all oxygen in the universe suddenly became bacon. Sure, that might seem nice in theory, but if you died nearly instantly, the net amount of bacon that you could eat would be drastically reduced. If your taste buds were replaced with bacon bits, yes you could still smell it, but you'd hardly be able to taste the sweet saltiness of the bacon, so that wouldn't be optimal either. If your brain was replaced with bacon, you wouldn't be able to perceive its complete awesomeness. I think you can see where I'm going with this.

In short, whatever amount of bacon results in the largest amount of bacon one would consume in a lifetime is the optimal amount.

[–]parkman 5 points6 points ago

I see you've thought about this for awhile...

[–]cardenaldana 4 points5 points ago

I had an entire pack with two of my roommates...we felt pretty shitty after that.

[–]nobitchingatreposts 0 points1 point ago

Well you don't have to eat all of them. This kinda thing would be a perfect 4 person shared appetizer.

[–]HiggsBussum 1 point2 points ago

Da fuck

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Maybe, depends on what exactly it is trying to hard.

[–]Kuchenmeister -1 points0 points ago

too

[–]donttouchmyfeet 29 points30 points ago

Now slather these in melted cheese, top with bacon bits, and dip in ranch and you've got your last meal.

[–]ZedCodex 36 points37 points ago

"fuck my heart, right?"

[–]Destrae 6 points7 points ago

As long as your taste buds are happy

[–]ExplodingUnicorns 0 points1 point ago

Ironically, they can always replace it with a pig's heart.

[–]laxswag -1 points0 points ago

just ask jim haggerty

[–]I_make_things 8 points9 points ago

Is [500x330] the calories?

[–]Pronage 5 points6 points ago

Wraping all them indavidually must have taken a looong time

[–]joostvo 31 points32 points ago

title comnts points age /r/
Two words. Bacon Fries 184coms 1651pts 4dys pics
Mmm bacon fries 2coms 9pts 1dy pics
ABSOLUTLY DELICIOUS... 0coms -3pts 3dys pics

source: karmadecay

[–]Ray229harris 6 points7 points ago

I knew this looked familiar. It was from 4 days ago.

[–]briangilmore 11 points12 points ago

I can't believe I'm saying this, but... too much bacon.

[–]plentyofthyme 1 point2 points ago

It must take a long fucking time to wrap each individual fry...

[–]adamthinks 1 point2 points ago

That looks somewhat impractical to eat. The bacon would interfere with the crispy texture of the fries. I would recommend cooking the bacon first and letting it get super crispy. Then crush the crispy bacon and add it to a batter. Dredge the fries in the batter then fry. Let drain and then finish in the Bacon grease leftover.

[–]spartan4333 2 points3 points ago

Burger King get on this

[–]RadicalSally 7 points8 points ago

Ah, Burger King. When everyone else was coming out with new, healthier options, Burger King said "Nay, more bacon. More cheese. ALL the sodium!"

[–]0hpacman 2 points3 points ago

How do I get these in my life?!

[–]Majil229 18 points19 points ago

tedious work of wrapping potatoes...

[–]jerbear004 1 point2 points ago

Wrap these things in cheese, then batter and deep fry them.

[–]Lore86 2 points3 points ago

Is this legal?

[–]Zereta 0 points1 point ago

Bacon fries? That looks like a heart attack.

[–]sevendeadlypigs 1 point2 points ago

they look disgusting.

[–]FistyMcGuntPunch 0 points1 point ago

My favorite French fries!

[–]ThisIsMail 0 points1 point ago

This is what freedom fries really should imply.

[–]Leveroneh 0 points1 point ago

Where can I go so that I can have these things inside me?

[–]jASHIK 0 points1 point ago

how did they individually wrap each fry with bacon? lord I hope this wasn't done manually... die of starvation before you were finished wrapping...

[–]asimone2 0 points1 point ago

Seems like the best way to get any karma around here is mentioning bacon

[–]seafish47 0 points1 point ago

I need all of this. Need, I tell you.

[–]nemisis84 0 points1 point ago

I'd make these into a poutine... Cheese and gravy the shit outta those things.

[–]suchfaggotry 0 points1 point ago

What about how McDonald's used to make their fries? I think they would be better.

[–]k4loyan 0 points1 point ago

I got a heart attack from just looking at this

[–]BlizzGamer 0 points1 point ago

Franchis Bacon, is that you?

[–]potatowalrus -1 points0 points ago

diabeetus.

[–]you_know_the_one -1 points0 points ago

DAE hate bacon?

[–]Pietsu2 -1 points0 points ago

'muricah

[–]Unt0rten 0 points1 point ago

OH GOD I NEED DIS

[–]kristinporter34 0 points1 point ago

Be healthier with sweet potatoes, right?? Lol. Wedges and not fries. Perfect appetizer for a get-together.

[–]WesternZulu 0 points1 point ago

Where can I buy this, preferably in bulk?

[–]gun_toting_pothead 1 point2 points ago

literally drooled a little haha

[–]fiah84 0 points1 point ago

i want to eat my monitor now

[–]davethedrugdealer 0 points1 point ago

Bacon fries for lunch. Formaldehyde for dinner.

[–]djJACKPOT 0 points1 point ago

WHERE?!

[–]WULYF -1 points0 points ago

This subreddit is nothing but junk food

[–]ryanjdavies -1 points0 points ago

I just came

[–]Bunch-O-Atoms -1 points0 points ago

My mouth is ready.

[–]kba334 -1 points0 points ago

Shut up and take my money!

[–]aktan85 -2 points-1 points ago

Those look like the bacon wrapped sweet potatoes i give my dog. I always thought it make a good human treat!

[–]zanderfon -3 points-2 points ago

Shut up and take my money

[–]TimeKross -2 points-1 points ago

America...land of the "fuck you that's why" mentality

[–]fox00 -2 points-1 points ago

good god man

[–]_Indeed 0 points1 point ago

You had me at bacon.

[–]karmacow -2 points-1 points ago

heart attack fries

[–]travisthefairy 0 points1 point ago

Great, I'm drooling now. Thanks a lot!

[–]SackFulloApplez -2 points-1 points ago

This picture gave me heart attack cancer.

[–]beepbeepwow 0 points1 point ago

Drooling!

[–]Pictureperfect90210 -2 points-1 points ago

'Merica

[–]striped_racer -2 points-1 points ago

Heart exploding brb

[–]lego_ninja 0 points1 point ago

I look forward to someone doing this at the Texas State Fair... And then they will deep fry it. Mmmm

[–]petersk8008 -3 points-2 points ago

"The best heart attack you'll ever have!" - Paula Deen

[–]yellowcardmaster -3 points-2 points ago

So.. Basically bacon wrapped bacon?

Genius.

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