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[–]ObeseWeremonkey 8 points9 points ago

Because the quacking attracts walkers.

[–]Username582 7 points8 points ago

I wouldn't imagine duct tape of all things being that difficult to find in bulk, but then again I've never been in a zombie apocalypse.

[–]dbtoppers 3 points4 points ago

I thought that too! Just use rope, you dummies. I hate my brain sometimes.

[–]TwoRolls 4 points5 points ago

Because any self-respecting home owner has at least one roll of the stuff, so you can walk into virtually any abandoned house and score a new roll.

[–]joe9439 2 points3 points ago

They'll just kill another group of army guys to raid their duct tape supply.

[–]Canard427 1 point2 points ago

Duct tape isn't nearly as hard to come by, as say ammunition. Even the local hardware store (let alone a Lowes) would have plentiful stock. It's also easier to get out of rope restraints, than duct tape, if someone doesn't know a proper knot that will only get tighter if wiggled.

[–]austin713 0 points1 point ago

because otherwise the walker would have infected him. he was just being nice