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[–]El_Captain_Pugwash 35 points36 points ago

I always get a horrible feeling in my own nuts when i see this

[–]who_cares56 25 points26 points ago

that hurt me and i don't even have any

[–]zzzacs 12 points13 points ago

you do, they are just deep inside you

[–]who_cares56 5 points6 points ago

lol...yes but turtles can't bite them..ok well they shouldn't be able too

[–]StupidButSerious 7 points8 points ago

Maybe try snakes?

[–]who_cares56 2 points3 points ago

ummm...no offense but i'd really rather not

[–]Bioterrorism 1 point2 points ago

You're right, eels are better

[–]who_cares56 1 point2 points ago

lol..i've never tried

[–]watership 7 points8 points ago

this gif ruins the effect that sounds brings to this masterpiece.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oS8UXVsIiP4

[–]BigRedjmc14 5 points6 points ago

NO! NO! I AM NOT WATCHING THIS! THE GIF MADE ME CRINGE ENOUGH!

[–]AATroop 3 points4 points ago

So much suffering by the dog...

[–]samwardle 2 points3 points ago

this is one only a small number of thing i can't watch on the internet because my manhood becomes very scared and upset.

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[–]cheese-tits 0 points1 point ago

Nice novelty account.

[–]skeddles 3 points4 points ago

Get your god damn dogs neutered.

[–]Zachary9 1 point2 points ago

Source?

[–]foo_fighter 2 points3 points ago

Are you sure? That dog yell is going to stay in my head forever

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oS8UXVsIiP4

[–]boomsapple 1 point2 points ago

Remember folks to have your pets spayed or neutered.

[–]nogriefing 1 point2 points ago

fear the turtle!

[–]scttwoods 1 point2 points ago

Yay MD.

[–]danielsan163 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit this hurts every time I see it. How the fuck would you get the turtle off, short of cutting of its head?

[–]Bryguy9312 1 point2 points ago

In the video it shows the tortoise a good 10 feet from the dog after the dog goes apeshit. I think it let go.

[–]ReallyNotWitty 0 points1 point ago

I feel for that dog.

[–]jonarnold 0 points1 point ago

Internal monologue for this video:

"Hahaha!" "uh oh." "no." "NO." "nonononononono—" close window.

[–]hottmama1989 0 points1 point ago

Internal monologue first time : "nom on the tail. No, not the tail. Nom on the balls. Owie!!!!"

[–]truestoriesbro512 0 points1 point ago

mutherfukin' ninja turtle

[–]Delucabazooka 0 points1 point ago

That turtles got some balls!

[–]bigguss 0 points1 point ago

the dog's relazed like what the fuck is this turtle going to do to me, then all hell breaks loose

[–]flyerguy22 0 points1 point ago

Right in the doghood

[–]fishyguy13 0 points1 point ago

INSTA NUETER

[–]VizzleSkittle -1 points0 points ago

Pissed off turtle lol

[–]CSTDude777 -1 points0 points ago

Disgusting, but funny.