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how can one manage this? (i.imgur.com)

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[–]StevetheDog 15 points16 points ago

Had a Taiwanese friend call jerking off 'Shooting the plane' and I assume thats what this is.

[–]ftc08 1 point2 points ago

In China merely hitting the airplane (打飞机) is sufficient.

[–]justforthisjoke 0 points1 point ago

Yeah I know a guy who lives in China, and according to him "shooting the plane" is just slang for masturation there.

[–]Sir_Lord_Bumberchute 6 points7 points ago

Pew! Pew! Pew!

[–]exildur01 5 points6 points ago

You clearly haven't seen the extended edition of Hancock.

[–]darkcloud22 4 points5 points ago

you must angel the penis correctly and shoot with precision. The trajectory is key to angling it just right.

[–]SeanMisspelled 4 points5 points ago

Must the penis be circumcised or baptised before angel'ing?

[–]wonton15 4 points5 points ago

in chinese, "hitting the airplane" means masturbate so that's probably what its getting at

[–]jambox888 1 point2 points ago

That's what kung fu will do for you.

[–]Journalisto 2 points3 points ago

What? You can't?

[–]ifatree 0 points1 point ago

does OP even lift?

[–]Tcp7988 0 points1 point ago

No but he does "hit the airplane."

[–]punkminkis 2 points3 points ago

Looks like the signs are talking to each other. "You even lift bro?" "Nah, I shoot down planes with my dick tho."

[–]Madman604 2 points3 points ago

In Cantonese the slang for fapping is "dah-fay-gay". Literally "shooting down airplanes". Well, exactly what the picture shows.

[–]AstroJew 0 points1 point ago

hes fapping down the plane

[–]sposed2Bworking 0 points1 point ago

bahahaha!!! thats fn awesome!!!

[–]Onearmedpanda 2 points3 points ago

What does it even say?

[–]akik 2 points3 points ago

Google translate on Android translates it as "fast gun hand" :)

[–]smeenz 1 point2 points ago

快 means fast/quick/rapid
抢手 means gunman/marksman/shooter

[–]Binsky89 1 point2 points ago

You do 10 cock push ups a day.

[–]writesinlowercase 1 point2 points ago

lots of zinc.

[–]RipsGigante 1 point2 points ago

You see a guy shooting at a plane, I see a guy cooking bacon with his dick. I call that superpower once all the radioactive mutant shit goes down.

[–]Fenriswulf 0 points1 point ago

came to see if anyone else noticed the bacon, good job sir

[–]james_hughes 1 point2 points ago

How can one obtain this sign?

[–]A_Milk_Bottle -1 points0 points ago

This sign is only valid for chuck norris, since he can do anything

[–]NightSage 0 points1 point ago

Just aim and believe!

[–]highguy98 0 points1 point ago

I think it's a laser pointer guys

[–]jakemyers7 0 points1 point ago

(Top sign) Do you even lift?

[–]P_Wood 0 points1 point ago

Do you even lift, bro?

[–]ItamiOzanare 1 point2 points ago

Kegels.

Lots of Kegels.

[–]JXC0917 0 points1 point ago

Challenge accepted.

[–]symustafa1996 0 points1 point ago

Don't underestimate me.

[–]iatecereal 0 points1 point ago

Gentlemen,

are those...BOOBS... off to the left?

[–]spacetug 0 points1 point ago

Why yes, I believe they are.

[–]quaintbucket 0 points1 point ago

There's a picture to the left of what looks like a squirrel with tits.

[–]Rapid_Bombarder 0 points1 point ago

Bro, do you even lift! That's what the top one says

[–]Zazzerpan 1 point2 points ago

Forced perspective.

[–]abarth1 0 points1 point ago

zinc

[–]theorangeshield 0 points1 point ago

Can you not?

[–]ecRISE419 0 points1 point ago

by eating all the deformed fruits people are posting.

[–]Rosie24601 0 points1 point ago

Bitch please...

[–]GoodbyeDoggy 0 points1 point ago

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/10hspy/jacking_off_to_an_airplane_sorry_for_shitty/

Thanks for ripping me off, OP.

[–]spacetug 0 points1 point ago

Laser cum!

[–]Avataire 0 points1 point ago

I'm fairly sure the slices of bacon explain how its possible.

[–]Hypomanic_Poet 0 points1 point ago

"IMMA CHARGIN MY- WAIT A MINUTE!"

[–]procrastinecio 0 points1 point ago

Disciprine, lots of disciprine.

[–]for_me_to_post_on 2 points3 points ago

China doesn't have as many guns as they have citizens. When shit hits the fan, cum hits the plane

[–]Cheyenne33 0 points1 point ago

That's to fucking funny great comment

[–]Arthener -2 points-1 points ago

Easy, you just gotta cum with the force of a thousand suns! http://static.fjcdn.com/large/pictures/9b/59/9b5964_605765.jpg