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[–]cvanbakel 500 points501 points ago

classic "this is my friend's" old photo. don't lie to us, we know its actually you.

[–]sp00kyd00m 354 points355 points ago

And it is from last year.

[–]WhalePhysiologist 78 points79 points ago

And it's a painting not a photo

[–]mdax8414 162 points163 points ago

and it's Miss Piggy, not a person.

[–]Sonendo 51 points52 points ago

And you're actually a man.

[–]leoavalon 13 points14 points ago

And... oh your cake day is today.

[–]Ragey_McRagerton 18 points19 points ago

Oooh, kermy!

[–]sarahkelleher[S] 257 points258 points ago

I woke up to find the picture I posted on the front page.

That's good.

I realized I accidentaly posted it from the old user account I created before I understood no one uses their real name on Reddit.

That's bad.

Then I realized people want to see a current photo of my friend and that, yay, she's actually gorgeous.

That's good.

Next, it dawns on me I posted her baby photo without asking and you fine people are meming it up like she's grumpy cat.

That's bad.

I reckon I'm going to have to come clean with her and see if she'll let me post a current photo. As long as she doesn't shoot me up with potassium benzoate, I think I'll be ok. I'm kind of scared.

[–]tjommee 53 points54 points ago

The future of internet now depends on you.

[–]forceofslugyuk 20 points21 points ago

Let us know how it goes. We need closure.

[–]tehjoenas 17 points18 points ago

I actually dated your friend for a while! I can also confirm that she is gorgeous.

[–]Morrism22 22 points23 points ago

did you? When did we date?

[–]tehjoenas 13 points14 points ago

This is Garret :) I thought about writing congrats on your facebook wall haha. It was pretty surreal when I saw that picture!

[–]Morrism22 26 points27 points ago

Nice! Haha yeah I'm a little proud ;) I like to see people's guesses on how I grew up haha

[–]robotikempire 7 points8 points ago

I keep coming back here to check if you've posted the adult photo. I am seriously dying to know how she turned out!

[–]sarahkelleher[S] 49 points50 points ago

Ok, I have checked with my friend and she gave me the OK to post her picture.

http://i.imgur.com/Qa9Dm.png

http://i.imgur.com/75qSX.png

[–]OnYourSide 7 points8 points ago

now ask her to make the same face again!

[–]Panthertron 3 points4 points ago

holy shit. pretty amazing.

[–]Carlc4 4 points5 points ago

[–]Amator 7 points8 points ago

Dammit, now I want frogurt!

[–]unwholesome 12 points13 points ago

But the frogurt contains potassium benzoate.

...

That's bad.

[–]XCarrionX 1 point2 points ago

I wanted to post this. Damn it!

Edit: But you get your choice of toppings!

[–]Chrysoscelis 6 points7 points ago

This confirms my hypothesis that ugly babies grow up to be the opposite. I would love to see a "now" photo.

[–]REDBULLgivesUupvotes 566 points567 points ago

If there was ever a person named Bertha or Helga, it's the girl in the photo.

[–][deleted] 175 points176 points ago

Right? What is it with those names? I feel like if you name your daughter that you are ensuring they will end up fat and piglike.

[–]REDBULLgivesUupvotes 138 points139 points ago

Same goes if you name your daughter after a car... she's essentially destined to become a stripper. Speaking of Destiny, that's another stripper name.

[–]link090909 198 points199 points ago

I know a girl named Corvette. she had the Corvette logo (two crossed racing flags) tattooed right in the tramp-stamp region.

not a stripper yet, but I'll keep you updated.

[–]MikeCam 44 points45 points ago

OP will surely deliver.

[–]z0ltanz0ltan 60 points61 points ago

...Corvette's baby.

[–]link090909 24 points25 points ago

you know, I nearly did consider becoming an ob/gyn...

[–]Shappie 2 points3 points ago

I went to high school with a Mercedes. Not sure on her stripper status but it wouldn't surprise me..

[–]dasfunny 84 points85 points ago

A girl named "Toyota" gave me a lap dance last night

[–][deleted] 197 points198 points ago

Was it sturdy and reliable?

[–]Mr_A 161 points162 points ago

She had a spare tyre and her airbags were fully deployed.

[–]Kinetic_Waffle 11 points12 points ago

I shifted her gearstick, if you know what I mean.

In other news, I have quit drinking, and check under the hood before I pay these days.

[–]Geroots 18 points19 points ago

No, her breaks didn't work and now I'm missing a toe.

[–]Zoomerlawns 32 points33 points ago

I got a lap dance from Sue Barue.

[–]richisonfire 10 points11 points ago

I could actually see an Australian named Sue Baru.

Edit: turns out that Subaru is Asian and not Australian. My life is a lie.

[–]EauRougeFlatOut 2 points3 points ago

Subaru is a religion in Australia though.

[–]jemberling 18 points19 points ago

Was she an asian?

[–]dasfunny 13 points14 points ago

Yes, yes indeed.

[–]rinnie1 2 points3 points ago

An Asian what?

[–]howitzer86 10 points11 points ago

Toyoda is a legitimate Japanese name. Not sure why they switched the 'd' out for a 't' though.

[–]JackalmonX 56 points57 points ago

Apparently Toyoda is a farmer name (containing da, meaning rice field). The maker (Kiichiro Toyoda) wanted his cars to appeal to people in cities, so he changed it to Toyota.

[–]IAmSwarlsBarkley 30 points31 points ago

Well, TIL.

[–]breakfastbar 24 points25 points ago

The reason why strippers choose names like Destiny and Sapphire is so that their customers don't get reminded of their moms or wives

[–]elj0h0 2 points3 points ago

Makes it even more sad when someone actually names a child one of these

[–]fraggedaboutit 3 points4 points ago

So that when they see a stripper, they are reminded of their children..?

Wait, what?

[–]canuckfanatic 22 points23 points ago

Destinee Hooker didn't live up to her name at alllllll.

[–]toolazytofinishmyuse 11 points12 points ago

On the other hand, Destiny's Child turned out ok.

[–]harryLOL 5 points6 points ago

A family where I grew up named their two daughters Mercedes and Saab and their son Bentley...

[–]thew22 6 points7 points ago

Wow, those are all terrible, but I feel Saab really drew the short straw there.

[–]jxj24 3 points4 points ago

Ford Prefect laughs.

[–]space-ninja 2 points3 points ago

I once took care of 3 year old twins named Treasure and Pleasure. Treasure and Pleasure.

[–]probably-maybe 9 points10 points ago

My coworker's name is Helga. She is the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. Seriously, she's the one girl I'm uncomfortable leaving my husband alone with. She is just flawless.

[–]jmarita1 5 points6 points ago

Or Agatha!

[–]anibalin 0 points1 point ago

Olga!

[–]Nebulaoblivion 33 points34 points ago

She totally looks like "Big Bertha"

[–]eighmie 2 points3 points ago

Honey boo-boo without her makeup. You better redneckognize.

[–]Gaut3 1 point2 points ago

It seems the germans have quit a different definition: http://imgur.com/8VmEM

[–]EvolV2 243 points244 points ago

I kinda want to see the adult photo now. Hopefully some sort of ugly duckling syndrome.

[–]A_Meat_Popsicle 41 points42 points ago

Hi, there. I'm Adam, Prince of Eternia. This is my kitty, Mr. Cringerpants, the most cutest kitty in the universe. Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic sword, and sang...

[–]Anosognosia 14 points15 points ago

As an adult I have had to slowly come to terms with how much gay iconography and attributes there are in the series He-Man.
It just keeps coming...

[–]DeezyCheezy 2 points3 points ago

Twenty-five years and my life is still...

[–]sarahkelleher[S] 43 points44 points ago

Ok, I have checked with my friend and she gave me the OK to post her picture.

http://i.imgur.com/Qa9Dm.png

http://i.imgur.com/75qSX.png

[–]procrasticator 9 points10 points ago

HEY EVERYONE, OP DELIVERED!

[–]EvolV2 4 points5 points ago

Edit: never mind, nice delivery OP!

[–]Elite_Crew 3 points4 points ago

She is cute. Thanks for delivering OP.

[–]minnesota_nicee 121 points122 points ago

What is this, a meme for ants!

[–]An_Army_Ant 55 points56 points ago

Seems fine to me...

[–]gabbarS 61 points62 points ago

[–]BillyEffingMays 17 points18 points ago

I farted around the same time i looked at that and the combination of stink and that things face made me want to vomit.

[–]iam0594 39 points40 points ago

100 bucks says it's not.

[–]Thatsastupidreason 47 points48 points ago

[–]Anirath 19 points20 points ago

What the fuck is this from?

[–]thebusishalfempty 105 points106 points ago

The superbowl, you idiot.

RIP Whitney.

[–]EvilMartha 5 points6 points ago

Oh yeah, that's right, she's dead. Forgot.

[–]Rangourthaman_ 17 points18 points ago

Photoshop: the movie.

[–]Thatsastupidreason 10 points11 points ago

Starring Miss Piggy as Janet Jackson

[–]KrambleSticks 6 points7 points ago

The internet.

[–]Flamo_the_Idiot_Boy 7 points8 points ago

Hey, I think I've heard of that place!

[–]sarahkelleher[S] 45 points46 points ago

I woke up to find the picture I posted on the front page.

That's good.

I realized I accidentaly posted it from the old user account I created before I understood no one uses their real name on Reddit.

That's bad.

Then I realized people want to see a current photo of my friend and that, yay, she's actually gorgeous.

That's good.

Next, it dawns on me I posted her baby photo without asking and you fine people are meming it up like she's grumpy cat.

That's bad.

I reckon I'm going to have to come clean with her and see if she'll let me post a current photo. As long as she doesn't shoot me up with potassium benzoate, I think I'll be ok. I'm kind of scared.

[–]davie18 9 points10 points ago

Surely OP will deliver...

[–]weasel-like 0 points1 point ago

OP will surely deliver. OP will surely deliver. OP will surely deliver. OP something something

[–]KountZero 14 points15 points ago

we have this inside joke in our family that say if you're cute when you're a baby then you'll grow up to be ugly, and vice versa, if you're ugly when you're a baby then you'll grow up pretty. I am so wanted to see the picture of this girl when she's an adult just to verify lol.

[–]ralmeida 27 points28 points ago

Plot twist: it's a boy.

[–]Confuzet 4 points5 points ago

Quite obviously too. I was hoping to find out why he was wearing a dress in the picture. I mean the haircut is one thing, that could pass in those days.

[–]everflow 32 points33 points ago

[–]macaroniandcheese 14 points15 points ago

Yeah, but no, but yeah

[–]merklitl 7 points8 points ago

Well, yeah. But no. But yeah.

[–]BrodyApproves 822 points823 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/ma1R5.jpg
edit: Thanks for the reddit gold. As we speak I am burying it in the backyard to protect it.

[–]FakeAudio 79 points80 points ago

I can only imagine her saying that with a really big man's deep voice.

[–]ghazi364 82 points83 points ago

Holy shit I think I'm saving this one

[–]TheTilde 12 points13 points ago

ahaha. Excellent after reading another thread about someone pushing his way through the crowd.

[–]BrodyApproves 19 points20 points ago

I Lol'd. Damn nice work.

[–]barkingsheep 146 points147 points ago

[–]toolazytofinishmyuse 21 points22 points ago

This is awesome.

[–]Your_Post_Is_Awesome 28 points29 points ago

Took the words straight from my mouth. Awesome.

[–]Idontlikeyourpost 22 points23 points ago

Well, this is awkward

[–]Urbanviking1 2 points3 points ago

Let the fight begin!

[–]BrodyApproves 0 points1 point ago

I got $20 on Idontlikeyourpost.

[–]PoonHunter5 237 points238 points ago

[–]thetoastmonster 131 points132 points ago

BETIME?

[–]PoonHunter5 164 points165 points ago

Dammit.

[–]zippyjon 120 points121 points ago

Don't worry, I interpreted as cute Toddler speak, so it's not that bad.

[–]PoonHunter5 43 points44 points ago

What a relief.

[–]Nomiss 130 points131 points ago

[–]engelMaybe 6 points7 points ago

He looks like a itsy bitsy superhero!

[–]Not_Franco 24 points25 points ago

I didn't even notice that until he pointed it out.

[–]DonkeyPee 9 points10 points ago

Ammit.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

Pure gold, thank you for the laughs!

[–]stillsinking 1 point2 points ago

She fully looks like the epic meal time dude.... WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT BEDTIME?

[–]ImJustAnotherGirl 5 points6 points ago

Best one so far.

[–]23McGee 14 points15 points ago

[–]kauert 2 points3 points ago

Came here for the image macros, was not disappointed.

Thanks, I knew you awesome guys would deliver!

[–]Ozymandias88 5 points6 points ago

[–]TheCompass 107 points108 points ago

OP, PLEASE post a photo of her now for comparison. I need to know how this panned out.

[–]sarahkelleher[S] 32 points33 points ago

[–]Annarr 6 points7 points ago

Does your friend know you're giving out photos of her on the Internet? And the dog, does the dog know too?

[–]sarahkelleher[S] 12 points13 points ago

[–]thebretandbutter 5 points6 points ago

Wait... you use your real name as your username?

[–]sarahkelleher[S] 8 points9 points ago

Not anymore. When I first signed up I did. Now I have another username, but I accidentally clicked the wrong username on my phone app when i posted this pic last night. Didn't realize it til I woke up this morning.

[–]Annarr 2 points3 points ago

:)

[–]dudelsac 8 points9 points ago

[–]lipplog 31 points32 points ago

That's why I checked the comments. What did this little thing grow up to be?

[–]superpencil121 2 points3 points ago

Yeah same here. Where is it???

[–]Jamalle 61 points62 points ago

If susan boyle and chris farley had a child....

[–]FakeAudio 11 points12 points ago

What?! You just left us hanging there without finishing your...

[–]Bendzbrah 8 points9 points ago

Not another one of these thr

[–]aicrag1000 8 points9 points ago

Thankfully, no!

[–]spinozas_bum 89 points90 points ago

[–]chuck_ 62 points63 points ago

[–]Nebulaoblivion 10 points11 points ago

The incredible hulk?

[–]Sikatsu 36 points37 points ago

Do you know who else had a terrible photo like that? My mom! Woooooooooo

[–]ShakeNBakey 66 points67 points ago

[–]Tlk2ThePost 16 points17 points ago

Dude, NSFW

[–]glintsCollide 4 points5 points ago

More than what?

[–]22masterPo 1 point2 points ago

more than like!

[–]robotortoise 210 points211 points ago

[–]bridgeventriloquist 247 points248 points ago

What have you done.

[–]FakeAudio 104 points105 points ago

I'm scared. Hold me.

[–]chefman777 26 points27 points ago

He used transmutation to create a chimera...

[–]visionnaire 6 points7 points ago

Onii... chan? Let's... play...

[–]Xaevier 2 points3 points ago

And now I am sad...

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[–]TheSnacky 35 points36 points ago

You know that shit's real when CTRL_ALT_RAPE says that you've crossed the line.

[–]DarkXlll 16 points17 points ago

Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's first law of equivalent exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one and only truth.

[–]mypetzombie 20 points21 points ago

I had bangs like that in high school until my sister (18 years my senior) finally gently suggested I grow them out. They were the worst. I'd blow dry them in the morning with a rounded brush, so they were like this huge turd log sitting on my forehead (I'm a brunette).

[–]HASHTAG_YOLOSWAG 67 points68 points ago

[–]jobin_segan 52 points53 points ago

[–]FakeAudio 15 points16 points ago

I'm Louie Anderson

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]FakeAudio 16 points17 points ago

I'm Louie Anderson

[–]Nebulaoblivion 6 points7 points ago

The resemblance is uncanny.

[–]RightClickSaveWorld 9 points10 points ago

Reminds me of Jack Nicholson in The Shining

We got a Kubrick stare right here.

[–]YourUsernameSucks 57 points58 points ago

[–]IAmSwarlsBarkley 8 points9 points ago

Yer a gremlin, Harry!

[–]AMSDesign 18 points19 points ago

Can we get a current picture to see if that face got better?

[–]perfectd3 32 points33 points ago

Hey, I got one of those. I read Calvin & Hobbes all the time when I was kid.

[–]NOXIOUSB4C 10 points11 points ago

Why are your pants up to your arm pits?

[–]perfectd3 9 points10 points ago

I figured it would make the group picture even more embarrassing for everyone else.

Needless to say, I wasn't a very popular kid in late elementary school/middle school.

[–]east_end 8 points9 points ago

Imagine her voice. "Canniver drink of juice grrrrr"

[–]Roommates69 6 points7 points ago

[–]WeConqueredTV 27 points28 points ago

Honey boo boo's mom in the early years

[–]JubilationLee 16 points17 points ago

It would be fun build a giant pyramid somewhere in Nebraska and cover all the walls with this in hieroglyphics just so thousands of years from now people could look back and think 'what the fuck was going on here.'

[–]Ftumsh 22 points23 points ago

She's hot now. Right? Right?

[–]Mmammammamma 8 points9 points ago

Might be a "he"

[–]suiker 11 points12 points ago

The lavender and lace beg to differ.

[–]FakeAudio 4 points5 points ago

This is going to be memed the crap out of.

[–]whutaphonikiwi 9 points10 points ago

What are you lookin' at, BUTTHEAD?!

[–]zants 5 points6 points ago

What exactly makes it "awkward"?

[–]Shenaniganz08 2 points3 points ago

Dear OP

Please please please post a follow up picture to this, consider my curiousity now turned up to the max

[–]nrbartman 12 points13 points ago

He grew up to host a youtube show called EpicMealTime.

[–]Killora 8 points9 points ago

[–]FakeAudio 2 points3 points ago

Heyayayayahyahyayheyaya

[–]Steadman 4 points5 points ago

Baby ruuuuuuth

[–]MrNothin 3 points4 points ago

Pissed off Patty >:[

[–]Falcario 2 points3 points ago

Why you no give Olga her candy?

[–]SubcommanderShran 3 points4 points ago

And that child grew up to be Viggo the Carpathian.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

Desktop version: http://imgur.com/bxIZ7

[–]beermepodcast 4 points5 points ago

[–]pelican1 5 points6 points ago

Is your friend this woman?

[–]nena_eqo 7 points8 points ago

Grumpy cat's human http://i.imgur.com/Cxagv.jpg

[–]EvilMartha 2 points3 points ago

"You son of a bitch! Where the fuck are my balls?!?"

[–]adenoid 2 points3 points ago

You meant best awesome childhood photo ever.

[–]josephanthony 2 points3 points ago

"So, you're saying my hair looks like a penis?"

[–]Stija 2 points3 points ago

You sir made my day !

[–]bigfoot1002 1 point2 points ago

Looks like a Chris Farley impersonation.