CIRCLEJERK RULES
- Make parodies of the reddit hivemind.
- Be contrarian.
- Be excellent to each other (party on, dude).
- All modmail must be handwritten on a piece of paper, and signed with your username. You must then take a photo of yourself holding the paper. Upload that photo to imgur and send us the link. If you don't, we're not going to read your mail.
- Don't be contrarian.
- Use of the words "[le]terally" and "Mittler" are strictly prohibited.
- No, fuck you! Be contrarian.
- Stay out of Colby's room.
- Fuck you! I'll be contrarian if I want to and I won't be if I don't want to.
- The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.
- Be creative.
- The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the white zone.
- You've done a great job in reading this so far. We're all so very damn proud of you! We knew the Hooked on Phonics system would eventually pay off. As a token of our appreciation we have added a secret clue on the page. Find it and you may potentially gain acceptance to our special club that is designed for special people just like you!
- So help us Sagan, put a little effort into your posts and comments. Have some pride in your work. Ascii art doesn't fly around here. Also, we're not a hate group. Save your bigotry for places like r/shitredditsays.
- You gotta eat big to get big.
- We can ban you for any reason we want. You have the right to appeal, but we'll probably just laugh at you and go on one of our zany modmail tangents where we talk about stuff like Bornhuetter's Asian wife, which of us can make the dorkiest math pun (I can cosine off on that one), 90s rap music, current advancements in science, what we can do to piss our users off more, who we think the cutest girl on CJ's Facebook page is, what we had for lunch last Thursday, our favorite brand of deodorant, how much weed BarbatisCollum needs to smoke until his blood can safely be transfused into Snoop's body (it has gotta be pretty damn close, neffews), and also whether or not I should have used an Oxford comma right there.
- Mainly, just have fun and remember that life is too short, so love the one you got; cause you might get run over or you might get shot.
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