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[–]CommandrKeen 6 points7 points ago

It is where everyone in America kills each other for a flat screen TV priced as half off.

[–]Laurenanana 2 points3 points ago

At 4:00 in the morning.

[–]bigkix[S] 0 points1 point ago

But why is it today and why is it called "Black friday"?

[–]mitharas 1 point2 points ago

I just realized i am lurking here for over a year because i know what black friday is...

[–]gnerfed 1 point2 points ago

It is when stores finally begin to make money. They go into the black, as in what is written in the ledger instead of it being red which is negative.

[–]hman141 1 point2 points ago

its when us americans savagly fight one another to the point just before death for the joy of something that has a discounted price if you keep track on american news tmr i bet youll find something about someone being beating or tazered at a store