all 178 comments

[–]Korpy 116 points117 points ago

[–]panzerdriver 48 points49 points ago

You're wrong motherfucker, I'm doing this tonight !

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[–]panzerdriver 23 points24 points ago

You bring the bacon, I'll bring the potatos. I'm also adding cheese, so say goodbye to your loved ones.

[–]timekillah 10 points11 points ago

call someone to supervise your simultaneous heart attacks.

[–]panzerdriver 5 points6 points ago

Yea but for everyone that we call there will be more heart attacks, like in that movie with Ethan Hawke turning from a vampire to a human.

[–]timekillah 0 points1 point ago

well I guess you can say

puts on glasses

BACON.

[–]Gladigan 6 points7 points ago

don't forget the gravy! Get a poutine all up in that bitch

[–]panzerdriver 1 point2 points ago

I already had that for breakfast.

[–]MooshedPotatoes[S] 15 points16 points ago

Even though I don't know you at all, I respect you.

[–]DragENT 3 points4 points ago

Could I get a recipe?

[–]b90 4 points5 points ago

A RECIPE?!

IT'S BACON AND GODDAMN FRIES!

I don't.. Who is.. How do you even?

[–]DragENT 4 points5 points ago

Well it might get technical, like a bacon that works the best with a certain potato, do you add seasoning? I have plenty of questions I just like to be thorough.

[–]FatFatAbs 4 points5 points ago

This is one of the few things I cook for gatherings. It doesn't take long at all. Like 20 mins to slice and wrap 3-4 sweet potatoes. And it's fucking delicious, because the fries just bake/fry in the bacon grease.

[–]pnoyben13 8 points9 points ago

just cook the fries and bacon separately then eat it together

[–]Jdanam 20 points21 points ago

IT"S NOT THE SAME!!!!!!

[–]Aperfectmoment 0 points1 point ago

this is why we have the 3rd world and illegals, so we can buy things like this without having to cook them ourselves or pay a fortune

[–]panzerdriver 0 points1 point ago

For the record I did this on Sunday morning and it was DEHEE-LICIOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[–]glenninator -4 points-3 points ago

'muricaq

[–]Mynameismaybe 12 points13 points ago

It was the "q" man. In case you were wondering.

[–]joeyheartbear 26 points27 points ago

Two questions: where and how much?!

[–]GreenSpleen6 56 points57 points ago

If the price is relevant then you are not worthy.

[–]SmartJ1337 14 points15 points ago

Making sure to bring enough!

[–]QuesoSc2 4 points5 points ago

Everyone is worthy. Bacon is a basic human right

[–]skanadian 8 points9 points ago

Smoke's Poutinerie sells bacon covered poutine.

[–]TGoranson 2 points3 points ago

Not actually as good as it sounds. Had it at the one here in Winnipeg and I found it was too salty.

[–]silverwolf761 1 point2 points ago

How is Smoke's generally? I've been wanting to go there for a while, but if it's not any good I won't bother

[–]guywhoishere 3 points4 points ago

I don't think they are very good. Their gravy isn't good enough. The vegetarian gravy is better, but still not great. There toppings are mostly uninspiring.

I think Poutini is better if you want a traditional poutine.

[–]TGoranson 2 points3 points ago

I've only actually been there once, but from what I tried of the other peoples that I was there with it was all pretty good. Just the combo of having bacon, fries that had salt and gravy, that I'm assuming has some salt, it was too much. You can probably get better poutine elsewhere though.

[–]camelFace 5 points6 points ago

Probably not at a restaurant, and if it was, it would likely be stupid expensive. Making it to order in a rush would be a total fuckstorm. Prepping them would take forever and would be difficult to get right in terms of portioning to avoid waste, in addition to tying up a huge amount of bacon for a single item with unreliable sales frequency.

From a staff perspective, no one would want to do it. From an owner's perspective, the increase in labour + material costs are prohibitive. Most likely, the only place you're going to see this is in a mad chef's home experiments.

[–]deltarob 2 points3 points ago

the only price is an early death

[–]bigpaulo 3 points4 points ago

The last few years stink anyway! ;)

[–]SewerCow 18 points19 points ago

They look tedious to make. I wouldn't have the patience.

[–]Elwood_Blues_ 7 points8 points ago

When you read the instructions, they really look like they can be prepared in very short time.

Does it really take that long to wrap a bunch of fries with ready cut bacon? Lets face it you're not going to be making a portion of 200 fries, think of the price 200 rashers of bacon.

They'd be nice alongside something else as a meal. Maybe bacon.

[–]rileyrulesu 1 point2 points ago

Sweet potatos. Because you want your bacon wrapped fries to be healthy

[–]ILikePuhtaytoes 2 points3 points ago

For this recipe, substitute sweet potatoes for regular potatoes. Yum.

[–]Maximilian_ 14 points15 points ago

Ouch, right in the clogged arteries

[–]flying-sheep 2 points3 points ago

’tis a box, a…

[–]tripod3 11 points12 points ago

Wait... Could it be those are sweet potato bacon fries?

[–]MooshedPotatoes[S] 3 points4 points ago

Amazing.

[–]Black_Acid_Devil 2 points3 points ago

Health-bent?

[–]Justkallmenobody 1 point2 points ago

Yeah I'm not sure about that name either, but still an awesome recipe for greatness.

[–]thefalsecognate 0 points1 point ago

We can only hope.

[–]dac22 15 points16 points ago

Ron Swanson and I thank you.

[–]cynicdreamer 4 points5 points ago

No..words. Should have sent a poet.

[–]Dieterling 4 points5 points ago

Cause of Death: Bacon Fries

[–]typesomething 2 points3 points ago

"This is a good death."

[–]aznbear94 3 points4 points ago

i just nutted so hard just to the thought of this

[–]runlop 7 points8 points ago

Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ those look good - Give me equal parts of mayonnaise and I would die happy - with bacon and fries in my heart

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

You had me at "bacon."

[–]TexasTango 3 points4 points ago

Two words Heart Attack..........Totally worth it

[–]Badgermeister 4 points5 points ago

Everything in moderation.

[–]karma--chameleon 4 points5 points ago

Including moderation.

[–]Vogey -1 points0 points ago

Saw this comment coming a mile away.

[–]eManifonsREDDIT 4 points5 points ago

two words: cardiac arrest

[–]usernameinpulamea 1 point2 points ago

can you dip them in chocolate?

[–]noathe 1 point2 points ago

Two words: bacon poutine

[–]Bazzer03 1 point2 points ago

This ain't got nothing on BACON PANCAKES!

[–]Nage 1 point2 points ago

I hold you personally responsible for every heart attack today

[–]gideonwilhelm 1 point2 points ago

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

[–]malicart 1 point2 points ago

One Word: Frycon....MmmMMmm Frycon.

[–]elenoir 1 point2 points ago

Two words: Heart Attack

DM;HBF

[–]Mynameismaybe 1 point2 points ago

I wouldn't mind getting a couple of heart attacks if it meant having those in and around my mouth.

[–]CptnPants 1 point2 points ago

Thunder Cougar Falcon Bird

[–]guitarman565 1 point2 points ago

I felt my arteries clog just by looking at that... I must have some!

[–]Ozzymandias 1 point2 points ago

My god. It's full of stars.

[–]rconnelly20 1 point2 points ago

Two more words: Delicious Diabetus

[–]powitsyaw 1 point2 points ago

imagine dipping these in a spinach cheese sauce....

[–]thecorporateg 1 point2 points ago

Two words. Heart Attack.

[–]c0nw[!] 1 point2 points ago

I was gonna say that! Upvotes for you.

[–]dude12322 2 points3 points ago

Heart attack and rock hard shit

[–]Captin_Carlos 3 points4 points ago

Two words "diabetes shot"

[–]guy120 1 point2 points ago

Two words. Clogged Arteries

[–]EthanJ555 1 point2 points ago

One word. Diabeetus

[–]Wildcard1222 0 points1 point ago

Ah damnit, you got here before me. Was literally going to write the same thing.

[–]jboozer 1 point2 points ago

Two words. Heart attack.

[–]jano-man 0 points1 point ago

Not as good as poutine covered in bacon.. or in smoked meat! With the cheese and the gravy.. Damn I'm hungry..

[–]Kenzo-san 0 points1 point ago

woah just thought of this at dennys last night while stoned

[–]CalSoldier101 0 points1 point ago

Dat Cholesterol.

[–]normalityisahoax 0 points1 point ago

Two more words: heart attack.

[–]sargentsuicide 0 points1 point ago

Mother of god....

[–]lag_rvp 0 points1 point ago

I'm crying, that's so beautiful.

Korpy is right though... I'll leave it to someone else to do.

[–]smilefromthestreets 0 points1 point ago

Is it part of the U.S. constitution to die by the fattest way possible?

[–]mikejac 0 points1 point ago

I'm gonna need one more word: Ranch.

[–]themonsterZ 0 points1 point ago

Survival of the fittest.

[–]DJWLJR 0 points1 point ago

TAKE MY MONEY!!!

[–]sloppie_00 0 points1 point ago

Hang in there Heart! This is the last one, I promise!

[–]skinnylemur 0 points1 point ago

While i've never seen something like that, there is a place in town that has bacon dusted fries. The chef is actually known for putting pork belly in just about everything...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

The paper looks like empty TP roll.

[–]TheNamesClove 0 points1 point ago

Wow, how have I never thought of that before? Will go great with my bacon egg and cheese burger.

[–]MySonsdram 0 points1 point ago

I feel fat just by looking at this...

[–]ThaCHEF 0 points1 point ago

One question; Where?!

[–]loojit 0 points1 point ago

Tastes like freedom...in a fry basket

[–]milsy 0 points1 point ago

America...this is why you're fat.

[–]punkerdante182 0 points1 point ago

......mother of god

[–]jujupeeg 0 points1 point ago

Add cheese in the center ... mmmmm

[–]GetManey 0 points1 point ago

GENIUS

[–]meTroll2012 0 points1 point ago

I came.

[–]mnkybrs 0 points1 point ago

You forgot the "and".

[–]Duffyd680 0 points1 point ago

Two more words: shut up and take my money

[–]iTzRakky 0 points1 point ago

One word: Diabetes

[–]knightfallzx2 0 points1 point ago

Someone needs to inform the Epic Meal Time guys of this.

[–]On_The_Grass 0 points1 point ago

Wouldn't that just be called "bacon"?

[–]TheWhyteMaN 0 points1 point ago

Two more words: Heart disease.

[–]SAP_GOT_NOTHIN_ON_ME 0 points1 point ago

I have never orgasmed more violently in my life! Making these tonight for some Canadian Thanksgiving 2.0!

[–]tinym28 0 points1 point ago

Murica'

[–]Ratlarbig 0 points1 point ago

Ranch for dipping.... delicious.

[–]DatFoon 0 points1 point ago

One word. Diabeetus.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Needs more bacon.

[–]smum 0 points1 point ago

i creamed my pants

[–]trisk85 0 points1 point ago

Two words: america, fatasses.

[–]trisk85 0 points1 point ago

Two words: america, fatasses.

[–]Meeko94 0 points1 point ago

One word... Diabetis

[–]IHitLikeGwynn 0 points1 point ago

Fap fap, eat, fap fap.

[–]WhackAttack 0 points1 point ago

You son of a bitch..

[–]astroshagger 0 points1 point ago

1 word:

overrated.

like all the other bacon worshiping oddities of this website.

[–]just_a_sidekick 0 points1 point ago

I'm getting sweaty just by thinking about eating that.

[–]Curphu 0 points1 point ago

Two words. Heart Attack!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

This doesn't look as good as my favorite food; bacon wrapped bacon flavored bacon.

[–]brokendimension 0 points1 point ago

Two words - Heart attack

[–]OceanFace 0 points1 point ago

Heart disease.

[–]Bran_Solo 0 points1 point ago

Unless you cook the bacon and fries separately (unlikely) I'd bet this will yield very soggy fries.

[–]GentlemansAttire 0 points1 point ago

I've had bacon dusted fries at "The Nosh" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nzq-OwU1rs

[–]iongantas 0 points1 point ago

That looks like entirely too much work.

[–]frogeslef 0 points1 point ago

One word. Faggot.

[–]superfudge 0 points1 point ago

From the school of "if some is good, more is better".

[–]imablaziken 0 points1 point ago

Two words: clogged arteries

[–]GramarNotSee 0 points1 point ago

Two words. Heart Attack

[–]Belisarius23 0 points1 point ago

That seems like a lot of effort for something thats gonna be gone in 7 seconds

[–]tossed_off_a_bridge 0 points1 point ago

recipe?

[–]TheColmODonnell -1 points0 points ago

two words: Cardiac Arrest

[–]igothoes 0 points1 point ago

'Murica

[–]gs300newb 0 points1 point ago

What do you dip that in. Ranch, ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise?

[–]dpmad 0 points1 point ago

Ooohh, just had a premature foodgasm.

[–]UnoriginalNickname -1 points0 points ago

I eat filthy animals.

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[–]c_albicans 0 points1 point ago

Why did you link to a web page that argues that nitrates and nitrites aren't bad for you?

[–]RetroRocker 0 points1 point ago

One word: /r/FoodPorn

[–]ujussab 0 points1 point ago

Two words: morbid obesity

[–]PuffsPlusArmada 0 points1 point ago

Two words. Myocardial Infarction.

[–]EllyNeko 0 points1 point ago

Two words: Myocardial Infarction.

[–]computerlover99 -3 points-2 points ago

'Merica !

[–]RationalRations -2 points-1 points ago

Looks yummy, but I can usually only eat 2 pieces of bacon before I tell myself to slow down. I can eat about 10 fries. So, in the end, I might pick off the bacon and eat the fries. Then there would be too much bacon. You might as well not wrap the fries. But that's just me.

[–]cran-apple 2 points3 points ago

they look like smaller strips of bacon... maybe they realized this and cut them smaller so you can eat the ratio of bacon and fries rationally...

[–]jaqq 0 points1 point ago

Though it looks absolutely delicious, I don't think I could handle too much of it either. Lots of fat, lots of salt and some carbs.

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[–]UnoriginalNickname 0 points1 point ago

Comment sounds smart. Too bad your spelling sucks.

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[–]UnoriginalNickname 2 points3 points ago

Yes. When you use words like that to try to sound smart you should make sure your spelling is correct.

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[–]UnoriginalNickname -1 points0 points ago

I'm not trying to upset you so I won't mention anything about your improper use of commas and quotation marks. Happy Thanksgiving.

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[–]olskhuu -2 points-1 points ago

[–]Loisbeat 0 points1 point ago

[–]Gamer_ely -1 points0 points ago

massive clog

[–]Haydenwillb -1 points0 points ago

Two words, Fat

[–]jaimmeroo -1 points0 points ago

Two words: heart attack

[–]Mountain-Face -1 points0 points ago

Bacon is not as good as everyone thinks it is you're just being an imbecile.

[–]Wildfire9 -1 points0 points ago

Two words: Cardiovascular distress

[–]gchahal29 -1 points0 points ago

2 words: heart attack

[–]Metaler -1 points0 points ago

.........No..... No, America.... No....

[–]shakycam3 -1 points0 points ago

One word: Gllllgggghhhhhh

[–]TouchMYtralaala -1 points0 points ago

DIA BETIES

[–]Adan714 -1 points0 points ago

Fuck you, healthy heart!

OMNOMNOMNOM

[–]CallMeAnEngineer -1 points0 points ago

Two words. Triple bypass.

[–]Noonehadthis -1 points0 points ago

this is a heart attack waiting to happen.

[–]nerfherder1991 -1 points0 points ago

shit son

[–]Joeyyo -1 points0 points ago

I dont know, they looks unhealthy as much as it sounds.

[–]dbfMusic -1 points0 points ago

two more words:

Game over.

[–]apres123 -1 points0 points ago

Two Words: Cardiac Arrest.

[–]Lord_Von_Fappington 0 points1 point ago

[–]jessgusta99 -2 points-1 points ago

One word, Diabeetus

[–]greekguy69 -1 points0 points ago

Two words. Heart Attack

[–]MrRandomSuperhero -1 points0 points ago

Not to ruin the mood, but...

One word, obese.

Sponsored by the "Eat responsibly-Organisation".

[–]Purplebuzz -3 points-2 points ago

We still on this bacon thing?

[–]Castit -5 points-4 points ago

One word: Diabeetus

[–]ianf1217 -2 points-1 points ago

Two words. Heart Attack.